Thursday, June 12, 2008

It's over! Blogger runs Linux!

Holy shit! Oh my god! I'm doomed. DOOMED!

Many of you have bothered to tell me that Blogger runs on Linux! I must be a giant hypocrite with a huge dick.

Fuck you guys. In the ass. With my huge dick. Because I must be gay.

And by the way, I'm light years ahead of you. If you actually bothered to read anything more than the title of this blog, you'd know that I totally read your asshat minds in my first fucking post.

But you know, please keep posting comments here and on Digg about how netcraft says Blogger runs Linux. Because that just might make your mothers and fathers a little bit prouder of you. "Awww, look, our little nerd's all grown up and contributing to society."

You guys just don't get it do you? It doesn't matter if Blogger uses Linux or not. It's not my problem. They provide a service. It's reliable. I use it. It could be running on a super computer embedded in Sergei Brin's left testicle, and I still wouldn't give a fuck. (Actually, that would be pretty damn cool, but please don't show me any pictures of the "case mod")

Point is, Blogger doesn't fuck up everytime my lady and I want to watch a movie. Blogger doesn't give me a fuckton of choices I don't care about. Blogger doesn't make me lose days and days of productivity (you know, when people actually do something with their computer?) every 6 months. AND, if Blogger does fuck up, it's not my problem. If Google people want to use Linux to run Blogger then cheers to them. If they fuck up the service, then I'm out. If the new Ubuntu fucks them over, then boo hoo. They're the ones that have to fix it. But you see, if the site goes down, I trust them that they'll do more than just tell the rest of the world "works for me! fuck off!"

So don't be an ass and go around trying to tell people that I'm a fake-ass hater by saying that somehow because Blogger runs on Linux that all my hatred is all invalid. Blogger is good because of the people who run it, you dumbshit. See, they test things. They don't randomly change shit because it gets them off. They care about me being able to do something I couldn't before. And so far, they seem to be succeeding.

Y'all on the other hand, should get a mailorder gay dude-bride, name him Linux, and marry him. Then Linux can fuck you in the ass too. Until you do that, you don't know how the average user feels after you installed Linux for him and then left him on his own.

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Anonymous said...

Man... I love your blog.. I simply love it!

Congratulations.

It's nice, to have someone to write what many dumb geeks don't get it.

A computer have to have a purpose and be used by people, not aliens with paranormal powers, that never used their dicks before.

Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Who cares?

http://ftp.us.debian.org/debian/

"Microsoft-IIS/6.0"

Anonymous said...

Why all the hostility?

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Anonymous said...

Out of curiosity, which OS do you use?

h1d said...

i guess even debian distributors hate linux, so why do they distribute it?

Anonymous said...

I'm using Fedora and WinXP.

I'm using Linux since 1999, and I really hate it ;).

Anonymous said...

"Blogger is good because of the people who run it"

There you have it. So your own Linux installation fails because _you_ run it.

Anonymous said...

Luser here. Funny blog. Keep up the hate.

Anonymous said...

This blog is pretty funny I have to admit. Whoever actually writes this stuff is obviously incapable of coming up with a reasonable argument besides "it's not my problem", "i don't care", and "everything should be done for me".

Seriously should the computer be wiping your ass too? Since your obviously way superior to all the developers, and shouldn't be responsible for anything on your own computer.

Maybe you should do some real research. Try actually using linux for a month or so and then comment on your experience.

I can only give windows praise for gaming. Linux can do everything else better. And gaming on linux is getting much better due to Wine.

dhalsim said...

All the staff this site shouted about linux for example lack of hardware support or maybe games(don't come with me Wine, I can't run a game on it) are should not linux's problems. Because these part of software and hardware should be developed supporting linux, too. And one day this will happen and happening because people started to "demand" it. Because people use Linux distros.

But the other stuff, bugs or (division by so much freedom: so many distros or softwares doing same things) is Linux real problems.

Bill Gates said...

I'm reading this on Ubuntu 8.04 updated to the hilt, am I in the wrong place?

No I'm not because in the words of a wise man "All Os's suck!"

I currently use Linux because i don't like paying to be fucked up the arse by a mega-conglomerate who still can't produce an OS that people like after 15 years of trying.

I prefer to be fucked up the arse with maximal lube and that's what Linux does for me. I enjoy FOSS so much I'm gonna try BSD next so I can be uber-spesh!!

Richard Stallman said...

dhalsim you are a fucking retard's retard. If you were at the retard school they would still mock you for being more retarded. You would be in the remedial class at retard-school.

As for an OS that people hate after 15 years, try Linux. Or even better UNIX. Can't you people get out of the computer stone age? BeOS had potential but was taken down by conspirators.

Fuck you all.

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