Monday, June 2, 2008

Now that waterboarding is illegal, lets make 'em read Linux planets

What's the best way to keep up with the Linux technology?

Here are my options:


  • Endure Slashdot or Linux Reddit
  • Atone for all my humanly sins by reading OSNews.com
  • Pay LWN.net to read stuff that I can read in a week or find on my own.
  • Gank my friend's LWN account.
  • Do nothing, and wait for the next Ubuntu to break my box.
  • Subscribe to 300 mailing lists and process 30000 messages a day. 80% of which are along the lines of "Hey, I'm trying to run Linux on my wife's dildo, but I can't seem to get it to wake from ACPI sleep"
  • Read planets


Let me focus on that last one. Cuz you know, Linux is a community thing right?

Every Linux drone that tried subscribing to planet feeds, and I'm sure 99% of then unsubscribed less than an hour later, because they'd rather look at Linus porn. When I think about it really really hard, I realize that hand-in-hand with my interest of Gnome also comes my interest in the boring lives of all the developers, like the matchstick trains they make, or their pan-handling (i.e. their pathetic "business plan" to make money from free software), or grotesque photos of their family. Please write more about how you ate a rotten burrito and it gave you diarrhea but somehow shitting all over your keyboard fixed a bug in some useless feature that you're adding to libfuck which will break it's ABI. Cuz I want to know. Knowing you suffered physically will make me feel a little bit better.

Besides, I don't want to expose myself to unsavory language.

If you want to find out about cool new innovative products and technologies? go read blogs by people who build technology for a living. You know, those people who actually make products that people are willing to pay for? Interestingly, those same people don't seem to feel the need to tell everyone about their dreary lives.

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Anonymous said...

Here's what the developers you abhor so much produced: A whole OS, and all the apps to go with that. Thanks to them I can enjoy everyday computing again and it's free.

On the other hand, here's what you produced: negativity and name-calling. I guess it's no contest and they win. Try to produce someting valuable and then you'll be entitled to an opinion that somehow matters.

Anonymous said...

If you hate Linux so much why do you use it? Go pay Microsoft some big money and stop blathering about something you don't understand.

Windows is definitely the best. said...

Linux ... ahaha.

Is it open source or open sores ? ...
Because it's a pain in the ass !

Tretle said...

He cant just not use it.
He has to start a blog to wine about how much he hates it. Thats how he will get people to notice him. Oldest trick in the book.
He is just a sad kid who feels he will get some sort of validation from people digging him. So I say, leave him alone. Let him wallow in his loneliness... Let it bring a smile to your face :D

Schultz said...

Hahahah :) I read the blog and I laughed with tears.

An yes, kid: Get yourself a copy windows and get on with you life.

Amadeu said...

You are funny as hell. I am a linux enthusiast and I love reading your blog... Keep the site going, I will have a lot of fun...

...for free (just like oss).

Anonymous said...

Yes, i use linux and like linux. And to the "angry" people reading this blog: if you don't realize some of the things this guys says are a big fucking truth, linux never will solve Ubuntu bug number one. IT IS YOU ALL who should be using windows. The worse thing for Linux is not windows, but the Linux developers blind of linux real weaknesses.

And, i laughed my ass off with the rotten burrito story.

Anonymous said...

Go get opensolaris for free at opensolaris.org if you don't like linux ;)

You probably may hate it more. ;)

Anonymous said...

What, no mention of richb's endless drivel on books he read recently? I'm disappointed.

Anonymous said...

OK there are probably more constructive ways to comment on free software and its developers, but YES I agree blog planets are shite. Did you read Burridge's latest gem about his Wii Fit training programme? BTW I believe he builds technology for a living at Sun.

Arvind said...

As someone said: Opposite of Love is not hate, its indifference" Probably he is a true linux lover, having a hope it can be improved.Not like some people who can accept substandard stuff

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