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Thursday, April 7, 2011

twat

I've revived my twitter account.

http://www.twitter.com/hatinglinux

I still think it's kinda lame, but posting there is just easier. Light-weight micro ranting ftw.

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Anonymous said...: Frist!; April 7, 2011 at 12:52 AM
Anonymous said...: Frosty Piss!; April 7, 2011 at 1:05 AM
OpenSUSE: x.1, x.2, x.3 said...: Wow, OpenSUSE changes its versioning scheme. This will fix everything!

The .x shall henceforth reflect the month of release
1 = November
2 = July
3 = March

Well, I'll wait for 4 = when hell freezes over.; April 7, 2011 at 2:01 AM
Anonymous said...: Waiting for the first freetard to post: @hatinglinux Twitter runs on linux noob; April 7, 2011 at 2:03 AM
Anonymous said...: Why do freetards refer to us as "hatertards"? It's not clever and it's not original. It's like some immature playground comeback devised with the bare minimum of thought and intellect.; April 7, 2011 at 2:24 AM
Anonymous said...: Wow, OpenSUSE changes its versioning scheme. This will fix everything!

Yet more Linux "busy work".; April 7, 2011 at 2:33 AM
yOSHi314 said...: 'Why do freetards refer to us as "hatertards"? It's not clever and it's not original.'

sounds original to me, because i've never heard that one before. nor i am going to use the word.

i hope you come up with some solid rants this year. that's why i am subscribed for, after all.; April 7, 2011 at 2:58 AM
Anonymous said...: i hope you come up with some solid rants this year. that's why i am subscribed for, after all.

Exactly. We want value for our subscription fees ... uhm, wait ...; April 7, 2011 at 3:02 AM
Anonymous said...: i hope you come up with some solid rants this year. that's why i am subscribed for, after all.

Fix it yourself ungrateful winbred. It's free. You have the sores.; April 7, 2011 at 3:08 AM
Anonymous said...: Huh? Who reads LHB for the rants?

I read it for the comments..; April 7, 2011 at 3:35 AM
Banshee said...: Great news. Banshee 2.0 is available for Windows in alpha quality.

And here's the funny thing about it: on Linux (Umbuntu 10.04) that thing would crash on me constantly even if I just wanted to rescan my library. The Windows version hasn't so far crashed on me once. Once again this shows that the Windows platform can magically turn crappy alpha quality software into something that, at least, works.

Honestly, it isn't even funny anymore for how many crappy open source programs Windows is the saving grace. Every other measly cross-platform program the loons devise runs better on Windows.; April 7, 2011 at 4:13 AM
tar said...: All of a sudden blogs and TV shows started putting on their twitter addresses.

As much as I hate to say anything, it is a trap made of wire mesh and wire prongs. These traps take little time to set.; April 7, 2011 at 4:28 AM
Anonymous said...: Looks like there is not much to rant about anymore; April 7, 2011 at 6:21 AM
Anonymous said...: Looks like there is not much to rant about anymore

No, it's just a waste of energy covering old ground with stuff that will never be fixed.; April 7, 2011 at 6:39 AM
Anonymous said...: Wow, OpenSUSE changes its versioning scheme. This will fix everything!

From a support perspective, this is unobjectionable. Their new system fills the modern primary purpose of version numbering: letting you easily check whether the user is running the minimum version required for something. (Unlike the moronic system used by TeX, which is designed to make this process as cumbersome as possible.)

But conceptually, this is incredibly moronic. It translates into "the version number is an obfuscated build number". Are there greater changes between 11.1 and 11.2, or between 11.3 and 12.1? There's no way of knowing. If version numbering is purely a measure of chronology, there's nothing preventing them from, say, upgrading the kernel from 32- to 64-bit, replacing the DE, completely rearranging the directory structure, and changing the scheduler between x.1 and x.2, and having no significant changes when they reach the next major revision.

This places the burden of knowledge on support workers -- someone calls and says "I have a system running 11.3 and I don't want it to start doing [fill in the blank], can I upgrade" and the support folks need to know everything about every version in order to be able to answer the question. Screw that.; April 7, 2011 at 7:30 AM
Anonymous said...: Will the wintards abandon this board now and move to twitter?

How many ways are there, really, to say Linux sucks (though it continues to be false no matter however many times the winbums repeat it)? *snicker*

I am really looking forward to seeing what the TM Tard and that Loser Tard fellow will do when they are denied an audience! *snicker*; April 7, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Anonymous said...: Novacut are on UStream at 1600 UTC (that's not come and gone already, has it?)

Sounds like a great trolling, errr, I mean Hater Community Outreach opportunity.; April 7, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Novacunt said...: FUUUU- forgot the Novacut link... see above.; April 7, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Anonymous said...: I peed in snickerdouche's butt.; April 7, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Anonymous said...: Apparently Google is still trying to push ChromeOS. Even the most diehard Google cocksucker has to admit that ChromeOS looks like a shit idea.; April 7, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm gonna twit on twatter about all the butts I've peed in. join me at @peeinbutts; April 7, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Linux reliability as demonstrated by Ubuntu said...: Ubuntu user sees the light:
[i]This is my third attempt to type this page because I am typing it on an Ubuntu 10.10 Linux machine that keeps crashing.[/i]

[i]All the applications I use are applications that work on Windows. Most also work on Linux but some do not. The closest equivalents in Linux are a real problem.[/i]

captcha: reclaad - the essence of Linux UI design; April 7, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Anonymous said...: You losers talking about piss are so boring. Perverts.; April 7, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...: I want to pee in joemongoloid's butt.; April 7, 2011 at 10:09 AM
@peeinbutts said...: You losers talking about piss are so boring. Perverts.

Perverts are exciting! You never know where we'll turn up or what we'll be into!; April 7, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Anonymous said...: Hey, Boring List Guy, could you also keep track of the strange LHB memes?

1. butt peeing
2. nigger-free code
3. ?????; April 7, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Anonymous said...: Sorry, boring list guy is tied up while I pee in his butt.; April 7, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Anonymous said...: In descending preferential order who are the top three LHB (ex-)regulars whose butt you'd like to pee in:

1) Dr. Boring
2) JoeMongoloid
3) Boring List Guy
4) Adam Queef
5) Tanya a.k.a. snickerdouche (yeah yeah, I know it's a Queef sockpuppet)
6) LinuxHater
7) Pee in butt guy
8) Sino spammer
9) Ohioham
10) Blackbelt Jones; April 7, 2011 at 10:36 AM
A Hungry Bitch said...: I'd give the pee in butt guy a golden shower.; April 7, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Anonymous said...: You have to buy a really expensive version of Windows to get the same features as your basic free Linux.

No, you don't.; April 7, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Novacut Live Chat said...: Hey, the Novacut chat is now live. Troll away!

(This girl is totally erratic. I have no idea what she's talking about. Crappy talk about free content, not a word about, you know, a video editor.); April 7, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...: But all that matters is FREEDOM!!! Not that they have any idea or code to implement the actual software. This is why they spend more time writing all sorts of fancy-sounding prose but don't actually write any real code.; April 7, 2011 at 11:05 AM
The Ubuntu Updates Chap said...: 121 updates have been selected. 105.0 MB will be downloaded.; April 7, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Anonymous said...: Not that they have any idea or code to implement the actual software.

Hey, they written over 20,000 lines of code. Because we all know that SLOC is the best way of measuring project progress, right?; April 7, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Anonymous said...: they have*; April 7, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Anonymous said...: Last, but far from least, we've stirred the imagination of many aspiring artists - we can count at least one person who made the jump and bought a new camera, at least in part based on a Novacut blog post.

OMG!!! ONE PERSON!!!! MICROSOFT, MPEGLA AND OTHER PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE COMPANIES BETTER BE WARY!! NOVACUT MADE 1 PERSON SWITCH!!!!; April 7, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Anonymous said...: Poggy and queef are becoming new BFFs. LOL. It was funny how Pogson's blog went to get at least a few comments per post just a while ago when we were trolling it to it being dead silent for at least 2 dozen or so of his posts until Queef came along.; April 7, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Anonymous said...: I laughed quite heartily.; April 7, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Anonymous said...: Firefox is now apparently following Chromes inane version numbering scheme to make it seem like they are actually doing stuff faster than they actually are. How about fixing all the bloat, memory issues, and shit instead of doing trivial shit like bumping your version numbers like crazy?; April 7, 2011 at 11:22 AM
WOOO! said...: Radioshack giving away free guns!; April 7, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Boring List Guy said...: Since you fuckers keep asking, here's the boring list for today:

1. MJPEGuy
2. 4chan memes
3. Jerkface, jerkface, jerkface
4. Nuclear power bores
5. Religious studies guy
6. Grammar guy
7. Tables vs. CSS guy
8. NFS guy
9. Tar
10.Canadian politics
11.Butt peeing
12.Nigger-free code
13.The boring list
14.Meta-discussions about the boring list being boring

fin.; April 7, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Anonymous said...: Not too surprising. Idaho and Montana are two well-known states for loony gun nut militias. Although I guess in states where the only other thing you can do is fuck a cow or go cow-tipping, being part of some ragtag militia of other nutjobs is probably more appealing.; April 7, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Anonymous said...: Is it just me or does this Novacut chick seem quite nervous?

Also, it really seems they have nothing. What the fuck are they actually developing?; April 7, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Anonymous said...: I just peed in boring list guy's butt. *snicker* *fart* *queef* *poop* *burp*; April 7, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Anonymous said...: We really want to help artists make money...it's in our mission statement...artists making shit in their garage need to make a living.

...the fuck? Not one word about: What. Are. You. Going. To. Fucking. Implement?!; April 7, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Anonymous said...: They are developing disruptive innovative technologies that will help push the leading edge of crowd-funded, online distribution of content created by the stirring of imagination in aspiring artists to help write the ground rules in the new era of free software in the TV and movie industries.

Basically they've thrown a lot of buzzwords around and got a bunch of suckers to give them money which will eventually amount to an abandoned project that will have done absolutely jack and shit.; April 7, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Anonymous said...: @ April 7, 2011 11:23 AM

Your list is more boring than MJPEG guy. He was fun to get riled up over his stolen camera, you're just a dry twat.; April 7, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Novacut destined for fail said...: She's talking about competition being a good thing, and that they don't require exclusivity for artists listing their shit on Novacut.

They won't be saying that if they're successful and Google steals their project but pays artists more than they can.

Red Hat learnt that lesson the hard way when Uncle Larry came knocking.; April 7, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Anonymous said...: you're just a dry twat

Just like his mother!; April 7, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Anonymous said...: They won't be saying that if they're successful and Google steals their project but pays artists more than they can.

Red Hat learnt that lesson the hard way when Uncle Larry came knocking.

Yeah but Google can do no wrong so if Google takes the software and makes an incompatible fork and takes away all their users the freetards will find some way to justify how that's okay yet Oracle is wrong when they do nothing different. How dare Oracle do exactly what the GPL was designed to allow others to do!!!; April 7, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Boring List Guy said...: Your list is more boring than MJPEG guy. He was fun to get riled up over his stolen camera, you're just a dry twat.

You're just jealous because you're not a rockstar hater, like I am.; April 7, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Anonymous said...: What's to be jealous of? Friction burns?; April 7, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Anonymous said...: To be clear, Novacut is dedicated to Remix and Reuse, all the way down. The Free Software and Creative Commons principles of Copyleft and Share-Alike are vital to the sort of feedback that makes them superior approaches to copyright. Only by these licensing principles can we ensure the creation of TV and Movies benefits from the same advantages Free Software development enjoys.

This part makes no sense to me. Why would I want to remix and reuse some turds badly encoded OGG version of someone else's work that was probably also some shitty quality OGG video. This would be like deciding to master a Blu-Ray from an nth gen film reel.; April 7, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Douche Spotting said...: Gnome 3, douches with fauxhawks.; April 7, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Meme List Guy said...: 1. Pee in butt
2. Nigger-free code
3. I laughed quite heartily; April 7, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Anonymous said...: How about fixing all the bloat, memory issues, and shit instead of doing trivial shit like bumping your version numbers like crazy?

And multi-threading, which has been "two years away" for the past half decade.; April 7, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Boring List Guy said...: @April 7, 2011 11:32 AM

I just made an MJPEG video of Religious studies guy shitting on your mom's budgie, while peeing in your Jerkface's butt and giving him a reach around at the same time.

Then we posted some shit on 4chan about Mudkips, while your mom jacked me off and I controlled a vibrator -- stuffed up Jerkface's butt -- using plain text files over an NFS share. These are the control codes:

ROBFORD - expand the middle of the vibrator so Jerkface's butt gets stretched our like Grammar Guy's in that goatse photo.

STEPHENHARPER - rape Jerkface's butt really fucking hard, don't stop until you get a majority government.

JACKLAYTON - suck up all the shit in Jerface's ass and squirt it all over the couch. Then blame Capitalism for the mess.

IGNATIEFF - stimulate butt's g-spot until Jerkface nearly comes, but stop short, just when he was hoping to orgasm.

TAR - squirt more shit. Everywhere.

The dildo is powered by Freetards peddling on bicycles in my basement, occasionally we feed them some shit and pee in their butts to make them go faster, while Religious Studies guy gives them a lecture on Muslims' genetic predisposition for raping and stoning women to death.

No Nuclear or coal power is used to power the dildo and our Website uses tables for layout. Is that better?; April 7, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Gnome 3, douches with fauxhawks. said...: What's with the "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" music intro? Also, disabling YouTube comments is anti-freedom.; April 7, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Anonymous said...: What's to be jealous of? Friction burns?

All he money I make from being a Rockstar Hater. Didn't you see me at the Oscars?

You were probably busy getting a blowjob from Queef's mother while trying to ignore his plaintive cries from the basement for more hot pockets.; April 7, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Boring List Guy said...: All the money*; April 7, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Anonymous said...: You were probably busy getting a blowjob from Queef's mother while trying to ignore his plaintive cries from the basement for more hot pockets.

Queef's mom gives GREAT head. Plus she will pay YOU to allow her to do so.; April 7, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Slashtards circle jerk over the 20th anniversary of the Loonix kernel. 20 years and still 1% or less of the desktop market!; April 7, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Anonymous said...: And it's only claim to fame is being a headless server running cheap web hosts and being buried away from the user as part of a phone OS. TOTAL FUCKING WIN!!!; April 7, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Anonymous said...: @ April 7, 2011 11:56 AM

That list was less boring, thank you.; April 7, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Anonymous said...: Queef's mom gives GREAT head. Plus she will pay YOU to allow her to do so.

True. The worst part is ignoring Queef's shouting from the basement.

I always bring ear plugs, but I've heard of people using those big industrial ear protectors. What do you do?; April 7, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Anonymous said...: What do you do?

I just boot up Gnome 3 and let Pulse Audio work its magic.; April 7, 2011 at 12:30 PM
F$F victim said...: F$F victim speaks out on CNN.; April 7, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Anonymous said...: sounds original to me, because i've never heard that one before. nor i am going to use the word.

It's a cheap play on "freetard" which is actually clever wordplay. Hatertard, of course forked from the original "slavetard", both of are in perpetual beta, of course.; April 7, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Anonymous said...: Well LHB has reached an all time high.

Micro Twitter posts + long conversations about peeing in butts.

And yet it is still a better read than Wired.; April 7, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Photos of the Gnome 3 release party in Amsterdam.; April 7, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Anonymous said...: And yet it is still a better read than Wired.

I... I can't think of a single thing to say to that. So true.; April 7, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Anonymous said...: I... I can't think of a single thing to say to that. So true.

I think you are mistaken; April 7, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Thalia Oliver said...: Far too hot to ever use Linux.

You know it.; April 7, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Anonymous said...: A.K. ejaculated forcefully.; April 7, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Skin cancer or dried semen?; April 7, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Anonymous said...: That's a lot of moles; April 7, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Still way hotter than any woman any basement dwelling freetard has ever spoken to; April 7, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Freetards don't have moles because they never leave their dark sun deprived basements; April 7, 2011 at 3:35 PM
GEORGE JITTERS said...: Linux is #1

#1 motherfuckers

Ubuntu 11.04 coming soon !!!!

EAT IT IDIOTS; April 7, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Typical Freetard said...: Hey can any winbreds have buttsex with me. Thanks.; April 7, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Ι'd јuѕt lіkе tο іntеrјесt fοr а mοmеnt. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Therefore you should rename your Twitter account to hatinggnulinux. Thank you.; April 7, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Ι’d јuѕt lіkе tο іntеrјесt fοr а mοmеnt. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Buttsex, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Buttsex. Buttsex is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Buttsex”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Buttsex, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Buttsex is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Buttsex is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Buttsex added, or GNU/Buttsex. All the so-called “Buttsex” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Buttsex.

Therefore you should rename your Twitter account to gnubuttsex. Thank you.; April 7, 2011 at 4:17 PM
TM Repository said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; April 7, 2011 at 4:22 PM
TM Repository said...: Therefore you should rename your Twitter account to hatinggnulinux. Thank you.

I couldn't believe this wasn't already a TM, so I added it.

IdJustLikeToInterjectForAMoment(TM); April 7, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm sure the Gnome 3 faux hawk guy will have buttsex with you.

$10k bucks says he uses a Mac.; April 7, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Gnome 3 is EPIC!!!!!

GNOME MOTHERFUCKING THREE DOT ZERO; April 7, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Gnome 3 is EPIC!!!!!

GNOME MOTHERFUCKING THREE DOT ZERO

NU-UH, UNITY IS TEH FUTAR.; April 7, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Anonymous said...: In before meatspin.; April 7, 2011 at 6:14 PM
TM Repository said...: NU-UH, UNITY IS TEH FUTAR.

FAT CHANCE!!1 KDE 4 EVAR!; April 7, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Anonymous said...: I love sucking dick. Linux is so gay! How many times do I have to repeat it? *snicker*; April 7, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Anonymous said...: In before meatspin.

meatspin4linux would be the best program ever. Finally Linux might be useful for something! *snicker*; April 7, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Anonymous said...: KDE has been getting pretty good. Too many choices!; April 7, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Anonymous said...: Merry Christmas; April 7, 2011 at 7:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Ubuntu 11 is going to revolutionize desktop mofos!@@@@@@@!@!!@!!; April 7, 2011 at 7:56 PM
Anonymous said...: Sure it will. Have you seen my bike?; April 7, 2011 at 8:37 PM
Shitfaced cockmaster said...: Damn those short links :D like a russian roulette.. jeez; April 7, 2011 at 10:15 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm not clicking on any (more) of them. Too horrible. I hate the Internet.; April 8, 2011 at 3:22 AM
Save the Compiz Cube! said...: Some freetards <a href="https://bugs.launchpad.net/unity/+bug/711561>flailing around</a> because they can't spin their cubes with the new desktop they hate so much.

<b>Compiz cube i one of the features that attracted many people to ubuntu. Whe shouldn't abandon it.</b>; April 8, 2011 at 3:24 AM
Anonymous said...: I thought "You can use some HTML tags, such as..."???

Blogger FTW!; April 8, 2011 at 3:25 AM
Anonymous said...: Ok, I'm an idiot. Fixed it

Some freetards flailing around because they can't spin their cubes with the new desktop they hate so much.

Compiz cube i one of the features that attracted many people to ubuntu. Whe shouldn't abandon it.; April 8, 2011 at 3:31 AM
Anonymous said...: For fucks sake. Blogger is fucking useless. Why the fuck do comments disappear?; April 8, 2011 at 4:01 AM
Anonymous said...: Because Blogger is powered by Linux.

But really the answer is that nobody on Blogger can disable the spam-detecting algorithm. It's switched on for everyone, presumably in the hope of "crowdsourcing" the task of classifying what is and is not spam, so that the algorithm can "learn" how to make better decisions. Of course the algorithm has not learned, and still makes mostly bad decisions, showing once again that many (unpaid) eyes do not help.; April 8, 2011 at 5:24 AM
Anonymous said...: nobody on Blogger can disable the spam-detecting algorithm. It's switched on for everyone, presumably in the hope of "crowdsourcing" the task of classifying what is and is not spam, so that the algorithm can "learn" how to make better decisions. Of course the algorithm has not learned, and still makes mostly bad decisions, showing once again that many (unpaid) eyes do not help.

Exactly right. I love the way it lets through bullshit about UGG boots and football jersey's, but mysteriously anything critical of Linux or Google is deleted.

What a shit show.; April 8, 2011 at 5:57 AM
Dosbox said...: 7 years on and they still haven't fixed this bug.
YouDontNeedThat™

And here we have:
ShiftTheBlame™ YouDontNeedThat™ and RTFM

Awesome, because that will get it fixed.; April 8, 2011 at 6:36 AM
Anonymous said...: The FOSS world really is one big clusterfuck. Why is there absolutely no consistency in any of the projects?

I had to justify why I chose to use MS SQL Server over MySQL for a project at work. Why? Because it was already paid for and installed, it works, it is plainly clear what the licencing terms are (try asking Oracle to explain that to you some time) and the mangement tools for it aren't complete crap.

You've got to lose freetards though. They are ambiguous at describing what you are allowed to do with their code, yet the minute you deviate slightly from whatever rules their sick minds have devised you have Stalinman pissing in your kitchen sink and fishing for toe jam with your toothbrush,; April 8, 2011 at 6:42 AM
Fidel Castro said...: Communism has failed

When are the freetards going to realise that?; April 8, 2011 at 6:44 AM
Anonymous said...: Of course the algorithm has not learned, and still makes mostly bad decisions, showing once again that many (unpaid) eyes do not help.

That's not true. Some of ohioham's posted were nom nomed by that algorithm. In that case, it was working perfectly!; April 8, 2011 at 6:56 AM
Anonymous said...: It's pretty sad when freetards consider a useless spinning cube to be "major functionality". Shows just how little REAL functionality Loonix has.; April 8, 2011 at 6:57 AM
DOSBox != freetard said...: To be fair to DOS Box, those guys are not freetards. At the very worst, they are open source hackers, and quite competent ones, too.

Evidence, you say? How about the time that id software released Doom via Steam, and it was the original DOS Doom binary bundled with Dosbox. And that version of Dosbox had been specially modified by Valve to include the Steam DRM. Oh noes!!!!

DOSBox response: "They are allowed to do that. Our license allows that."; April 8, 2011 at 7:05 AM
Anonymous said...: Great find. It illustrates once again that real companies earning real money don't give a flying fuck about the GPL (unless they really, really have to). And rightly so.

But, anyway, why would freetards need DOSBox at all? Aren't almost all DOS games proprietary shit? Perhaps they only play DOS games because the DOSBox experience most closely resembles the joyous experience of using the terminal.; April 8, 2011 at 7:50 AM
Anonymous said...: DOSBox response: "They are allowed to do that. Our license allows that."

True, but the blame game (no source code, files removed, users will blame DOSBox) starts immediately afterwards. And the DOSBox developer is gladly participating.

In my opinion there are no sane developers who release stuff under the GPL who aren't also freetards.; April 8, 2011 at 7:53 AM
Anonymous said...: I find it funny how freetards want to get away from the "ebil M$" yet spend countless hours configuring WINE or DOSBOS to run Windows stuff that would just work (and work better) if you installed Windows - or better yet just used the version of Windows that probably came pre-installed on their machine.; April 8, 2011 at 7:57 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm not denying that Dosbox isn't an achievement. What a shame though that after so many years it has a bug that afflicts anyone not using a US English keyboard layout. You'd think all those Colemak and Dvorak nuts would have thrown their toys out of the pram by now.

I notice that the blame game shifts to Microsoft, with Vista but then it turns out that it's equally as fucked on XP and shock horror Ubuntu. I wonder where the problem is then. Dosbox? No, because there are "many eyez".; April 8, 2011 at 8:02 AM
Anonymous said...: Dispatch Pogson, Queef and ThomasB to fix the issue, stat! Their combined experience in uncompilable C code, LongPHPCodez and randomly installing Linux on other people's PCs will surely be enough to solve the issue!; April 8, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Anonymous said...: No posts about butt peeing yet today? LHB I am disappoint.; April 8, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Anonymous said...: LH should make a post about peeing in the butts of loons.; April 8, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Anonymous said...: I heard that when you pee in queef's mom's butt she will squirt it out then drink it; April 8, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Anonymous said...: I want to pee in my own butt. Can one of our resident butt peeing gurus teach me?; April 8, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Gnome Toolbar Bug said...: I ran into this one in Ubuntu 10.04 LTS. I figured it must be a recent bug, since nobody would leave it unfixed for any period of time.

Bug filed November 2003 - are you kidding me? 8 years and you still can't fix it. In that time, Microsoft have redone the taskbar twice, with a major change in Windows 7. And yet the freetards can't fix their broken junk to make it remember its position.

I especially like this bit:
Status: NEW
Priority: Normal
Severity: major
It's a major bug, yet classed as "new" and after 8 years has not been fixed. Shows how much they care about the users. No wonder Shuttleworth is dropping them.

Speaking of which:
Low Priority at Launchpad
Well, I guess they're honest at least. But that was filed in 2005 and how much releases have they pushed out since then, which they know are broken.; April 8, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Anonymous said...: Does windows use nigger-free codes yet?; April 8, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Anonymous said...: Only if you are not using it, nigger.; April 8, 2011 at 11:51 AM
CentOS said...: Why bother re-issuing the torrents? The user base has migrated to Windows 7 which is still cheaper than Red Hat.; April 8, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Anonymous said...: Communism has failed

Heh. It hasn't even started yet, just wait and see.; April 8, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Sam 'bad fucking attitude' Spilsbury said...: Note that in order to reopen this bug, you need to prove that

a ) No window appears on screen
b) You get a "ghost region"
c) You cannot alt-drag that "ghost region"
d) attach xwininfo -root -tree, xwininfo (click on the ghost region), wmctrl -l

Sure, because it's the users who'll look like fucking idiots when Unity is released with a major show-stopping bug and not your employer, right Sam?

I for one will be lolling all the way to Windows when Unity is released in this state. Can't wait to see the butthurt on Slashdot! :D; April 8, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Anonymous said...: Meh. That's nothing unusual. I found a bug once which would, on the first run of the system updater in Xubuntu:
1. Lock the apt database
2. Crash (the program, not the whole system)
3. Fail to issue any sort of warning.

I went to see if this had been reported, and it turned out that it was a known bug before the release of the previous version of XFCE, but the developers didn't bother to correct it because... well, apparently because everyone should just spontaneously know how to unlock the apt database, and that the solution was to use the command line. Why they bothered with a GUI app in the first place I will never understand.; April 8, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Unity will help demonstrate what a flaming pile of dogshit desktop Linux is and Shuttlecock will look like the joke of a businessman he really is.

I can't wait. I'm giddy with excitement.; April 8, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm giddy with excitement.

I'm giddy with excrement.; April 8, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm giddy with excrement.

Then have Queef or Queef's mom bend over and it eat.; April 8, 2011 at 12:45 PM
PEE IN BUTT ZOMG said...: The slow motion effect of peeing in one's butt demonstrated in this simulation.; April 8, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Buh-bye! said...: Am 07.04.2011 12:47, schrieb Robert Sajdok:
> What exactly Did he do? What kind of violation?

Without going into too much detail, because I feel it's wrong discussing
somebody's merits and mistakes publicly, it should suffice to say that a
number of people repeatedly complained about his general impatience and
rudeness. Some felt intimidated and even after long discussions he did
not accept the criticism or come to the realisation that it might have
been his actions that triggered many of these events.

If you are going to publicly humiliate a jackass by announcing his removal from the project for two years, it should be alright to tell us why the jackass is a jackass, jackass.; April 8, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Re: DOSBox. I love the software but man if the developers aren't freetarded then they're at least graybearded. They'll reject any notion of implementing 4X scaling, preferring to top out at 3X, because "no one has monitors with resolution that high". WTF, 320x200 quadrupled is 1280x800. I had a monitor that did that in the early 90s. The 3x scaling is okay, but it still gets blurry with HD monitors due to the significant upscale.

They'll also reject any notion of multithreading because it's "impossible" despite there existing proof-of-concept implementations of separating the bolt-on subsystems (e.g. sound) from the emulator core. Sure, it might not yield a whole lot of extra performance, but an extra 5-10 percent of a single thread is realistically as good as upgrading your i7 these days.; April 8, 2011 at 12:54 PM
His name is Robert Pogson said...: I think Pogson's and Adam's relationship has grown into something we may not have anticipated.; April 8, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Anonymous said...: lol.; April 8, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Anonymous said...: lol @ Poggie's last rant. Notice how he mentions that he "liberated" his wife's PC from Windows yet it broke when it was trying to read a document from someone on Windows. The fact that she's having to complain to him to fix shit clearly shows he should have left it alone. I don't get these loon evangelists that think they need to force an OS choice on people in the name of "freedom".; April 8, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Anonymous said...: @April 8, 2011 12:50 PM

It's probably because you were behaving like Ulrich Drepper, ari-tzew.

Never mind, there's plenty of room for your sort in other projects, maybe now you can go and work on glibc? How about OpenBSD? I'm sure Theo needs someone to tell him what a fuckwit he is.; April 8, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Anonymous said...: I can still remember the horror of trying to update 40 XP machines before the latest malware, actively infesting millions of machines, arrived on our LAN. There were many times it took longer than 24h to get the job done and I still had my normal work to do.

If this were true, why didn't he just disconnect the computers from the network? Did he not know you can push patches out using AD to XP machines? Despite all the claims about having such extensive IT knowledge it's amazing at how little they really know and some of the most basic problems that were solved years and years ago still seem to be unknown to them.; April 8, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Anonymous said...: @April 8, 2011 12:50 PM

That said, the Ucuntu 'Community' are a bunch of cunts.; April 8, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Anonymous said...: @April 8, 2011 1:04 PM

Pogson's an idiot and nothing more. He can reminisce all he wants but he's never really been anything but a pathetic hack.

This is the reason why he can't find real work and has had to take jobs up North, the types of jobs no one will normally take.

His wife's prolly sleeping with the local fisherman while Pogson plays with his Linux installs.; April 8, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Exactly. That "appointment" mentioned in this this posting by Poggie was probably to get plowed by some guy who doesn't waste his time spinnan cuebs and reinstalling Loonix distros. He's just her cuckolded IT doofus.; April 8, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Did he not know you can push patches out using AD to XP machines?

Robert still thinks that "most internet/games/systems programmers use C" and so there's very little chance he'll know about AD.

Simply put, Robert couldn't find his ass with both hands and a mirror.; April 8, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Did he not know you can push patches out using AD to XP machines?

Or WSUS, which is the holy grail of system update software?

There's also AutoPatcher. Not an official Microsoft product but the best choice for when you need to do sneakernet updates.

But, no, these guys sit for hours watching the blue bar travel across the screen.; April 8, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Yeah why would he have needed 24 hours when he should have just pushed all the updates out at once and let them all update in parallel. And if he was so worried about this imminent malware, why would you even have your computers on the Internet at all? Sounds mostly made up to me.; April 8, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Exactly. That "appointment" mentioned in this this posting by Poggie

I'll bet she has a lot of "appointments" during the week and even weekend. He prolly doesn't even know he's a cuckold.; April 8, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Anonymous said...: But Poogie-san did liberate his wife's PC by installing Linux. He liberated it from ever again doing anything useful again.; April 8, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Zeitgeist work towards GNOME 3.2

Whoa! Jump lists! Search! And access to your files! The future is... well... NEAR!

I wonder if they've ever heard of wheels. Maybe they could reinvent those, too!; April 8, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Anonymous said...: But I thought Microsoft had already copied Linux when it came to jump lists. Why then is Gnome going to only just get them in 3.2?; April 8, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Anonymous said...: But I thought Microsoft had already copied Linux when it came to jump lists. Why then is Gnome going to only just get them in 3.2?

Steve Ballmer unwrapped his DeLorean, hit 88 mph, traveled to the future and stole all the useful things from Gnome.

By the way, the 1.21 gigawatts needed are now environmental-friendly produced by burning freetards' corpses.; April 8, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Anonymous said...: 1.21 Gigadurdens! GREAT SCOTT!; April 8, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Anonymous said...: With all of the typing needed to find programs that aren't in the dock, why not just make the entire desktop into a terminal emulator and save the hassle of faking a DE?; April 8, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Tom, how am I going to generate that kind of power? It can't be done...CAN IT?; April 8, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Anonymous said...: What's funny about that Jump list feature coming to Gnome 3.2 is if you read this UF thread where some dude was bashed endlessly for asking for them to be added to Linux. I'm sure when Gnome 3.2 adds them, though, they will be lauded as the 2nd coming and will be categorized as greater than the Windows equivalent, blah blah blah.; April 8, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Anonymous said...: And I don't know how many Qt developers are here but even though I was slowpoke on this (as it's probaby near a year old now) here is a Qt plugin that makes managing jump lists in a Qt app much easier than doing it through the native API and all the COM stuff.; April 8, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Anonymous said...: And it's not just jumplists but integration of a lot of the Win7 taskbar features that I think Qt itself still doesn't implement for Windows.; April 8, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Anonymous said...: tl;dr gnome 3.0 trial: What the fuck is that shit?

No right click context menu
no middle click
no left click...

But I can click the word "Activities" that doesn't really look like it might be clickable and I get... a fucking search menu all the way on the other side of the screen... that apparently can also be used to search wikipedia and google.

Finally, we can look for the answer to "What the fuck were they thinking when they thought this steaming pile of monkey shit was a good idea?"; April 8, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Dr Loser said...: Not that I wish to be the first to point this out, but:

Frist!111!!!Win!MemeMeMeMe!

Here's a little mathematical exercise for you, and it doesn't depend upon the quality of the post.

Take the previous 140 or so posts, and ask yourself this question.

Would they have fitted inside a Tweet?

Most of them would. Of course, unless you're trying to write a Haiku or something, it's an entirely irrelevant question.

On the other hand, if all you have to say is either trolling, nigger-luvin', or doing something strange with your urinal tract, then I'd have to assume that LHB is absolutely right and that 140 characters will suffice. Christ. It's a decent description of your entire genome, even if said characters are in UTF-32.; April 8, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Anonymous said...: Now that will certainly stop it...; April 8, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Linux Hater Haikus?

A new GNOME release:
Steals more old Mac GUI stuff
Just some more GNU fail.

Can't use second screen
without lots and lots of pain.
That's X11.

Stallman thinks I care
about whether I see source.
Really, I'm just cheap.

Game was open source.
Zealots bitched about license.
GPL removed.

What you call Linux
is really called GNU/Linux.
I am a pedant.

Or, if you want some of the other content:

I peed in yer butt.
Pee in butt, pee in butt, pee.
Dur hur hur hur hur.; April 8, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Gnome 3: Taking a dump on the Linux desktop.; April 8, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Dr Loser said...: Five years yesterday
victory is ours, because
spring clouds deliver...

----------------

There y'go. Seventeen moras, one kigo (spring), and a kireji (victory).

I await the inevitable Queef response with seasonal glee.

And there's even a Tm for that: FailureIsVictory(TM).; April 8, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Have you guys seen all the awesome screensavers in Gnome 3? Truly amazing stuff. You can choose from:

Black Screen

Wow. Awesome.

Ahh, who am I kidding. There's not even a way to change the screensaver.

And, yes. My wireless card is still in a non-usable state after resume from suspend. They've really advanced the desktop experience.; April 8, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Eh, there's no point in sticking to the rules when writing Haiku in English. They only make sense in Japanese. Besides, how can you mock Linux in 17 syllables if you have to follow all the rules at once?

Maybe we should try Linux Hater sonnets instead? Can someone find rhymes for "neckbeard", "freetard", and "Ubuntu" for me?

I wrote a haiku.
But it was not very good.
So I won't say it.; April 8, 2011 at 7:09 PM
Dr Loser said...: @April 8, 2011 7:09 PM

Absolutely correct, and now you've ruined my weekend, you little bastard, because I'm going to try for a sonnet.

Shit. I only went for a Haiku in English because I'm by no means a poet. I even included a kigo and a kireji, and this is the thanks I get?

Well, fuck that. When I produce the Linux Desktop Distro to end all Linux Desktop Distros, you, my friend, will be the last to know about it.

Unless it's forked, of course.; April 8, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Quote Of The Day said...: Windows has jump lists, aero, Windows Media Player, Windows Genuine Advantage.
Linux has multiple Desktop environments, enhanced security, compiz, freedom.

Yeah man!! That's right, we have freedom! Freedom to choose between pee and turd.; April 8, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Anonymous said...: btw,
Pee = Gnome 3
Turd = Unity; April 8, 2011 at 7:24 PM
TM Repository said...: Windows has jump lists, aero, Windows Media Player, Windows Genuine Advantage.
Linux has multiple Desktop environments, enhanced security, compiz, freedom.

Actually, Windows has LiteStep, WinBlinds, Bumptop (well, until Google bought it), etc.

Not to mention dozens of docks like RocketDock, ObjectDock, etc.; April 8, 2011 at 7:39 PM
TM Repository said...: Somebody please post that on UF since there's no way I'm signing up for an account.; April 8, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Well, then, how about limericks? Or clerihews? (Bonus points if you come up with a clerihew for Richard Stallman that doesn't rhyme his name with "[adjective rhyming with stall] man".); April 8, 2011 at 8:02 PM
TM Repository said...: Well, then, how about limericks? Or clerihews? (Bonus points if you come up with a clerihew for Richard Stallman that doesn't rhyme his name with "[adjective rhyming with stall] man".)

There once was a fellow name Stallman,
hurt his leg in a pretty bad fall, man.
So he tended his scabs, in the MIT labs,
and hasn't seen sunshine at all, man.; April 8, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Anonymous said...: I want to pee in the butts of JoeMongoloid and Dr Boring.; April 8, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Grüezi,

I got a mail from a certain project leader, claiming to be backed up by MPlayer developers, containing legal threats that border on duress.

Although I got used to get such threats from companies who thought they could stop the development of a codec by intimidation, I am definitely not used to getting such mails from project members, much less from people I once considered to be friends.

In order to protect myself from getting drawn into a pointless legal battle between grown up men who behave like children in a sandbox fight, I decided to leave the MPlayer project.

Thus I will stop providing any service to MPlayer from Monday 18.4.2011 12:00 CEST on. This means, that I will disable all services running on my private machines by then and will
shut down natsuki, the main server of MPlayer. The machine is running under my name, with rackspace and bandwidth donated as a personal favor to me. Please migrate all services you still
need to somewhere else by then.

My offer to ship natsuki to anyone who has a claim on it still holds, given that packaging and shipping (including service time) is being paid upfront. In case nobody claims natsuki in three
months time, I will take this as that nobody has a interest in this old machine and will donate it to the local linux user group.

If you have any questions or requests for data, please direct them to root at mplayerhq.hu. They will be handled as time permits.

Attila Kinali

FOSS: it's all a house of cards.; April 8, 2011 at 9:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Somebody please post that on UF since there's no way I'm signing up for an account.

What the fuck makes you think I want to.; April 8, 2011 at 10:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Linux is like going to a party and getting really drunk. Then you wake up in the morning and realize that you're laying next to a really fat ugly chick, whose actually a guy.

Then you ask yourself if that was in fact a gay bar you accidentally walked in at around 1:00 AM. It just goes downhill from there.

That's Linux.; April 8, 2011 at 10:50 PM
TM Repository said...: What the fuck makes you think I want to.

You've got nothing better to do.; April 8, 2011 at 11:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Rejoice, scumbags:

Ubuntu Natty release countdown banners chosen; April 8, 2011 at 11:27 PM
Anonymous said...: You've got nothing better to do.

Apparently, neither do you. Necro your own damn threads, there is no excuse for laziness in your trolling!; April 8, 2011 at 11:41 PM
Unity's animated grid plugin said...: Oh my god, Unity's animated grid plugin rocks. Another poor Aero Snap knockoff. YouDontNeedThat™!; April 8, 2011 at 11:43 PM
TM Repository said...: Apparently, neither do you. Necro your own damn threads, there is no excuse for laziness in your trolling!

I built an entire damn site from scratch. Until you do the same, do what I tell you.; April 8, 2011 at 11:52 PM
Anonymous said...: I built an entire damn site from scratch. Until you do the same, do what I tell you.

You were galled into building that site by a whiney 'tard, and until you sign my paychecks and agree to a decent collective bargaining plan with a great pension, healthplan, and dental, you can do your own damned trolling.; April 9, 2011 at 12:46 AM
tar said...: OBEY TAR; April 9, 2011 at 1:00 AM
Anonymous said...: I built an entire damn site from scratch. Until you do the same, do what I tell you.

What, you think your shitty little PHP site is impressive? Some open sores account code, examples, a couple of search calls.

That's fucking script kiddy shit. Come back and call us when you start building real sites. Until then shine my shoe you little fuckpig.; April 9, 2011 at 1:13 AM
tar said...: OBEY TAR; April 9, 2011 at 1:58 AM
Anonymous said...: What, you think your shitty little PHP site is impressive? Some open sores account code, examples, a couple of search calls.

Don't fuck with TMR, he's the most gangstah rockstar hater the world has ever seen! Like Jerkface 2.0 with his own django site!; April 9, 2011 at 2:33 AM
Anonymous said...: LEAVE TMR ALONE!; April 9, 2011 at 2:47 AM
JoeMonco said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; April 9, 2011 at 3:11 AM
JoeMonco said...: I want to pee in the butts of JoeMongoloid and Dr Boring.

Are you supposed to mean "NixiePixel"?

http://omgcheesecake.net/forum/index.php?/topic/7237-nixiepixel-yay-or-nay/; April 9, 2011 at 3:15 AM
Anonymous said...: There once was a fellow name Stallman,

Very good. I actually did laugh quite heartily. (Well, really, I sniggered.); April 9, 2011 at 3:50 AM
tar said...: OBEY TAR; April 9, 2011 at 3:59 AM
JoeMonco said...: OBEY TAR

Meh. Obey ME!; April 9, 2011 at 4:49 AM
Obey the Crab said...: Meh. I already have an outlet for my Internet obeisance.; April 9, 2011 at 7:42 AM
Microsoft $hill said...: You were galled into building that site by a whiney 'tard, and until you sign my paychecks and agree to a decent collective bargaining plan with a great pension, healthplan, and dental, you can do your own damned trolling.

We should talk.; April 9, 2011 at 7:57 AM
Anonymous said...: I built an entire damn site from scratch. Until you do the same, do what I tell you.

LongPHPCodes(tm); April 9, 2011 at 8:12 AM
Anonymous said...: LEAVE TMR ALONE!

Ha ha.

+3, funny; April 9, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Anonymous said...: @April 8, 2011 10:50 PM

Latent homosexual interests much?; April 9, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Dr Loser said...: OK. First efforts. And bear in mind, I am not a peot.

Clerihew
Richard Milhous Stallman
Exists for the pleasure of small men
He has freedom of foot, and occasionally cheese
But you want to Believe in him? Puh-leeze!

Limerick
There once was a distro called *buntu
You can call it whatever you want to
It has bollocks downstream
But depends on upstream
That silly old distro *buntu.

(The last line being something of a hommage to the venerated originator, Edward Lear. It isn't supposed to be all that different from the first line. Sheer laziness and incompetence, I feel. Which brings us back to Linux ...); April 9, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Dr Loser said...: @April 9, 2011 1:13 AM

What, you think your shitty little PHP site is impressive? Some open sores account code, examples, a couple of search calls.

That's fucking script kiddy shit.

About time we had a proper Troll around here: la Queef is so intensely boring and pointless that he has migrated to A Better Forum.

Gorgeous stupidity on this one.

Totally meaningless, with worthless requests which cannot possibly be answered (as if anyone other than a loon would care), and this bizarre PHP thing.

Or it might be Python and Django.

If you are a Loon, the details do not matter.; April 9, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Anonymous said...: Nice sonnet!

I now understand why Shakespeare had to invent so many words, there is nothing that rhymes with cheese.

Linux is like a haiku in English: Its a ripoff of something that works but doesn't.; April 9, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Anonymous said...: Dr Loser,

You are boring.

Signed,
The Internet; April 9, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Anonymous said...: Well, now we know why haiku usually get chosen for this sort of thing. *sigh*

How about tanka? Slightly longer than haiku, more chance to mock people, and since it's not an English-language form you can ignore most of the rules in favor of a syllable count.

A site for TMs:
is it really just a few
LongPHPCodes?
Is it more complicated?
Does anyone really care?

Adam King is gone.
The level of trolling drops.
As for quality?
Have the trolls gotten smarter?
Ha. We should be so lucky.; April 9, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Dr Loser said...: @April 9, 2011 9:24 AM

Nice sonnet!

Indeed, Queef sock-puppet. And let me see. One crappy clerihew, one crappy (but honest) limerick, and ... er ... not really a sonnet in sight.

Well, you morons don't bother to read or understand anything. Let me help you with a summary.

A sonnet is an extraordinarily difficult thing to achieve.

Much like making something useful out of the GPL, really.

Poetry, baby! (In several different forms. Rhyme, meter, and actual blam heart explodes This Is!! Frist! what I wanted in the first place.)

Good luck with that if you seriously think that Linux is going anywhere.

I now understand why Shakespeare had to invent so many words, there is nothing that rhymes with cheese.

Linux is like a haiku in English: Its a ripoff of something that works but doesn't.; April 9, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Dr Loser said...: @April 9, 2011 9:48 AM

Damn fine by me.; April 9, 2011 at 9:51 AM

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