Tuesday, November 22, 2011

here we go again

Just found out about u1db.


The Ubuntu One team have started work on u1db, a project codename for an easy-to-use database API layer which can work on any platform (Ubuntu, web servers, Windows, smartphone platforms) with the existing native databases (SQLite, MySQL, API layers, everything)

Is it just me, or does this sound like the database equivalent of pulse audio? I can't wait until we have the ultimate abstracted UI. The one that lets you watch porn in the same way across all platforms. It will have to be open source, of course.

Seriously though. If I've learned anything, it's that OSS projects can't make a choice. And when you can't make a choice, what do you do? You support all options! Yay! How do we support all options? An abstraction layer! Yay! Abstraction layers are fun to write! Yay!

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Anonymous said...

The disappearing text isn't a browser problem. The inability to use any text entry field in chromium is a browser problem.

I also like how all of your solutions are to blame the user when the only thing the user is guilty of is installing linux.

Why not just admit that you don't know anything about linux beyond mindless proselytizing for it?


Have you filed bug reports or are you just going to display these gems for us? Let me guess.

And LOL @ text disappearing, are you sure you're not accidentally hitting the delete key, sweetheart?

Anonymous said...


Can you even pass the LPIC-1?

You think you're funny? I actually teach a whole course on it. That's me on the right, with my boss (center) and my g.. his wife: http://www.fosster.com/courses/lpi-lpic1/

Any other questions, funny guy?

Anonymous said...

lol, sure

Anonymous said...

I actually teach a whole course on it.

You didn't even know what the LPIC was before you googled it, fuckstain.

Anonymous said...

You don't have to be gay or Jewish to do well on LHB, you just need to be bipolar.

Anonymous said...

You didn't even know what the LPIC was before you googled it, fuckstain.

are you linux certified, brah? LOL

LHB Staff said...

are you linux certified, brah? LOL

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

Anonymous said...


are you linux certified, brah? LOL


Don't make fun of me, fuckstain. It took me a lot of time and effort to achieve that. What have you accomplished in your life?

LHB Staff said...

Don't make fun of me, fuckstain. It took me a lot of time and effort to achieve that. What have you accomplished in your life?


User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs

Anonymous said...

gangraped by gay RBAs

Poor Little White Guy

Anonymous said...

Bodybuilding.com thread on that (no homo)

Anonymous said...

3rd one was better.

Anonymous said...

Best post of that thread:

I bet they are the guys who claim to be straight but just do gay porn for the money.

hate to tell you, but if you've taken 5-6 dicks in the ass, you're gay, no matter what you tell yourself



OP...why were you searching for this?


i see you limit yourself to 4, good thinking.

Ice-fucking-burn!!!

Anonymous said...

Then if it didn't work, why did you keep using it? Why come here and then complain that copy and paste didn't work and then talk about how you had to switch browsers? And note that I told you that it WAS a browser problem.

Anyway, if something didn't work for me, I wouldn't keep using it for very long. I certainly wouldn't use it for (apparently) several days. All you've proven is that you're a massive tool. The fault in this instance is not with Linux. Error code: 1D10T.


Copypasta'd as a perfect example of blaming the victim.

Pretty decent trolling, not bad chap.

Broly Banderas said...

are you linux certified, brah? LOL

jajajaja, el hombre es un freetard certificada!

Anonymous said...

Poor Little White Guy 4
Starring Thugzilla - DeShaun Troy - Venom - Little Joey Sneddons - Prince Untouchable - Chaos

Anonymous said...

@April 23, 2014 at 9:34 AM

+5 Funny

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it

Anonymous said...

@April 23, 2014 at 9:35 AM

I smell an IndieGoGo!!!

Anonymous said...

Apparently MikeySoFine has dropped la vida and is now trying to score a woman.

Anonymous said...

В Славянске подозревают, что американский журналист Джо Monco может быть информатором «Правого сектора»

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

Lulzy exchange between Mikey and some freetard on Twatter.

Anonymous said...

Apparently MikeySoFine has dropped la vida and is now trying to score a woman.

I recommend switching to the Source Engine. It makes better Linux apps, and the SDK should be on Linux in the future.

I would have donated to the Kickstarter if I weren't age 17 & unemployed. I would do it if you ever retry.

Anonymous said...

I recommend switching to the Source Engine.
[...]
age 17 & unemployed.

LOL

Anonymous said...

Lulzy exchange between Mikey and some freetard on Twatter.

"I would have donated to the Kickstarter if I weren't age 17 & unemployed. I would do it if you ever retry."

LOL, sure he would! Typical freetard - broke and unemployed. Good find.

Anonymous said...

LHB bros are quick!

Anonymous said...

Also check out the link before the Twatter one where his Kickstarter was being mocked.

Anonymous said...

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/la-vida

The video on their still cracks me up especially as he never looks at the camera at any point.

Anonymous said...

Any of you tried using GlusterFS, specifically reading the documentation? It's worryingly bad.

I can handle bad documentation if it's difficult to understand and has a steep learning curve, but Gluster's is either just wrong or missing giant chunks. That's worse than a steep learning curve as the user wonders which other parts of the documentation are wrong and what other essential information might be missing.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).


I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).

Linux copypasta crew said...

The video on their still cracks me up especially as he never looks at the camera at any point.

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).

LHB Staff said...

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).


User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about that copypaste error, I am using Linux. I will now kill myself for bringing dishonour to the blog.

LHB Staff said...

Sorry about that copypaste error, I am using Linux. I will now kill myself for bringing dishonour to the blog.

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

Anonymous said...

I can handle bad documentation if it's difficult to understand and has a steep learning curve, but Gluster's is either just wrong or missing giant chunks.

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).

Anonymous said...

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

That's not funny. My brother died that way.

Anonymous said...

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

User was a woman, would come back for the service. A+

Anonymous said...

That's not funny. My brother died that way.

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).

LHB Staff said...

User was a woman, would come back for the service. A+

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

Anonymous said...

That's not funny, my aunt became my uncle that way.

Anonymous said...

Because she had 10 feet of cock in her?

Anonymous said...

She loved the cock so much she wanted one of her own.

Anonymous said...

Now he works for Canonical taking bug reports from this blog.

Anonymous said...

Is his name Jono Bacons?

Anonymous said...

Is his name Jono Bacons?

User was banned for this comment.

Anonymous said...

So that's a yes?

Anonymous said...

Yes, that is a yes.

Anonymous said...

Jono does love sucking down the sausage.

Jono Bacon said...

What's the matter with Linux? I use it.

Anonymous said...

In your penis pump?

Anonymous said...

Someone mentions putting 'libre' in the name of software products is stupid, Freetards get upset.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about that copypaste error, I am using Linux. I will now kill myself for bringing dishonour to the blog.

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

Too late, I killed myself before they could get to me. Unless the title of the next LHB IndieGoGo effort will be 'Poor Little Dead White Guy' I don't think there's much you can do.

Anonymous said...

IndieGoGo: Poor Little White Guy starting Jono Bacons, Peanut Untouchables, Venom, Hotboi, TP Sexy and Japan.

Anonymous said...

IndieGoGo: Poor Little White Guy starting Jono Bacons, Peanut Untouchables, Venom, Hotboi, TP Sexy and Japan.

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).

Anonymous said...

IndieGoGo: Poor Little White Guy starting Jono Bacons, Peanut Untouchables, Venom, Hotboi, TP Sexy and Japan.

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).

Anonymous said...

In software Libre always means that the program in question isn't open source, it's free software in at least the spirit of the GPL or AGPL, if not even stronger copyleft. A BSD licensed project using it in the name would bring nothing but confusion to everyone involved.

LHB Staff said...

In software Libre always means that the program in question isn't open source, it's free software in at least the spirit of the GPL or AGPL, if not even stronger copyleft. A BSD licensed project using it in the name would bring nothing but confusion to everyone involved.

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you use Linux.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you use Linux.

Why the fuck do I always click on these? I was thinking about masturbating to lesbian porn but after seeing that now I think I have to install Gentoo and then kill myself.

Thanks for making my penis cry.

Anonymous said...

Did life take a different turn?

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck do I always click on these? I was thinking about masturbating to lesbian porn but after seeing that now I think I have to install Gentoo and then kill myself.

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).

Anonymous said...

What's with the obsession with anime, sushi, kanji script, and other crap about Japanese culture. What makes these Japfags think that they become proficient in Japanese culture after watching Dragon Ball Z or eating overpriced pieces of raw fish? I guess they are just as dumb as their Japanese counterparts who do blackface (ganguro) or assume Hollywood movies represent Western culture.

Anonymous said...

Cheech and Chong movies are classics. I remember watching Up In Smoke, and I cried during the scene when the Feds raided their weed garden. They tried so hard to save the herb, but failed. Way better acting than Twilight and Promethius combined,

Anonymous said...

Can Linux help me grow better quality weed?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahaha! Suck it proprieturds!!!

Anonymous said...

If only Mickey had decided to include uncensored sex in his Sims clone, I bet some of use would have donated.

Imagine if you could choose the size and shape of your characters' dongs. The game could put your sims in amusing situations, such as: uh-oh that scrawny young, white postman is delivering letters to that house in the rough part of town where DeShawn, Peanut Untouchable, Venom and a few other gay RBAs live, what's going to happen?!

La Vida could be differentiated by replacing the nice suburban village with a truer depiction of a town that suffers from poverty in some areas, gentrification in others, plus racial tensions and crime. It would be sweet to take a bunch of ripped black alpha criminals to the nice side of town, break into the rich fuckers' gated community and shoot a porno of them giving the rich white wives the shag of their lives.

Basically Mickey, it needs moar scripted dongs m8.

Mickeysofine said...

Apparently MikeySoFine has dropped la vida and is now trying to score a woman.

Listen, you Nazi piece of shit, the story was there for your little failed brain to discern that the website was fucking dead and that I made many friendly overtures asking for thoughts and concerns and ideas. But, I got nothing from
shitheads like you and I am certainly not taking any crap from some German dickhead like you. LA VIDA was designed for artists and not development garbage like you and I am not taking any anonymous crap from some coward like you, especially from one of Hitler's grandchildren. So, seriously, please go back to your fucking failed EA and Origin and go fuck yourself and your little friends. Now, I will be at IBC in September and if you want to meet me personally, I will be happy as fuck to meet you. ok, shit for brains?

Anonymous said...

lol, sure fuckstain

Anonymous said...

Andy Kindler trolling Internet atheists on Twatter:

Atheism is not a science.
My other car is an atheist.
Blocked 2 militant atheists

Fucking hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Q: Where's your god now, bitch?
A: rebooting his ubuntu install hoping ld.conf doesn't crash this time.

Anonymous said...

I desire there to be less trifling with the label ‘atheism’ (which reminds one of children, assuring everyone who is ready to listen to them that they are not afraid of the bogeyman), and that instead the content of philosophy should be brought to the people.

Anonymous said...

But then how could the hipster internet atheists proclaim their superiority to the world?

I say this as an atheist who depises 99.999% of atheists on the Internet.

Anonymous said...

Q: Where's your god now, bitch?
A: rebooting his ubuntu install hoping ld.conf doesn't crash this time.


:D

Anonymous said...

But then how could the hipster internet atheists proclaim their superiority to the world?

I dunno brah (not religious myself either, can't stand New Atheists) I was just quoting Karl Marx. :(

LHB Staff said...

Q: Where's your god now, bitch?
A: rebooting his ubuntu install hoping ld.conf doesn't crash this time.


User was promoted and loved tenderly by a gang of gay RBAs

Anonymous said...

User was promoted and loved tenderly by a gang of gay RBAs

Not much difference between this and being banned.

LHB Staff said...

Not much difference between this and being banned.

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

LHB Admin said...

sudo user ban

Suck it down, bitch!

Anonymous said...

I did a clean stand alone install of 14.04 on an old xp machine. With no problems I installed ndiswrapper opened it from dash installed drivers and my usb wire dongle worked perfectly. After playing with Ubuntu for days and messing Ubuntu up completely I decided to do another clean install and start over. This time after loading ndiswrapper from software center windows wireless drivers does not show up in dash. What did I do wrong this time?
Thank for any help

Anonymous said...

What did I do wrong this time?

Installed Ubuntu.

LHB Staff said...

Installed Ubuntu.

+5 funny. User was promoted and loved tenderly by a gang of gay RBAs

Anonymous said...

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

User was banned then gangraped by gay RBAs.

LHB Staff said...

Can't ban a staff member, poor little white boy. Don't make me call in Peanut Untouchable and TP Sexy to fuck yo ass up, honky bitch.

Anonymous said...

sudo shut the fuck up

Anonymous said...

How's lib wrestle coming along?

Anonymous said...

Украина. R.I.P.

Anonymous said...

I'm writing a new SSL/TLS library called librba. This livrary will use the power of ripped black alphas to secure your connections. The NSA and their poor little white boy pencil dicks won't know what hit em!!

Hung Black Alpha said...

Surrender your white wimmunz to me!!

Anonymous said...

OH LAWD

Anonymous said...

LOL:

"I wonder if open processors will be more appealing in a post-Snowden world.

Would they be easier to trust than US made chips with closed designs?"

Shit brah, my evil i7 is transmitting all my interracial cuckold porn to the NSA, WHAT DO?

Anonymous said...

And these tards will know their "open" chips won't be tampered with how exactly?

Anonymous said...

lol, sure fuckstain

This sounds very nasty. I have not followed the debate between you and Mickeysofine, so I don't know who is right and who is wrong here, but in any case, such blatant personal attacks have no place here. Mickeysofine has no right to call you a "Nazi piece of shit" just because you are German. What could you have done to stop the Nazis, anyway?
(Besides, Hitler never had children.)

Regards,
Joona Palaste

Anonymous said...

And these tards will know their "open" chips won't be tampered with how exactly?

Many eyes, proprieturd. Worked for OpenSSL didn't it?

Anonymous said...

What's more awful, people who willingly victimize themselves by going back to desktop Linux, or the people who blame the victim for the problems they experience with desktop Linux? "He was asking for it, he installed Ubuntu"

Anonymous said...

why is women such sluts

Hung Black Alpha said...

Becuz dem bitches luv muh dick.

Anonymous said...

No AAA games on Linux? Suck it proprieturds!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm a 40 year old manager who cannot stand today's 20 something workers,they ALL have ADD? All of my staff, and the staff of others in my role, all have what must be ADD. They cannot stay on a task long enough to finish it, forget endless amounts of detail and always are trying to juggle shifts and come in late or leave early in pursuit or because of some recreational event like concerts or festivals or I don't even know what. It's like they are grown up infants. They cannot do even light manual labor without endless breaks and complaining and end up with a sore back. Even the guys who look tall and tough are absolute wimps after ten minutes of basic work. They all claim they have ADD or some condition that apparently gives them a free pass in their minds to screw the pooch all day. Do not even get me started on the mindless texting and Facebooking. I have told them all I will fire the next person I see zoned out texting on a phone. I work in a semi office / light labour environment. Not a tough job for these guys but you need to stay somewhat busy. Everyone is constantly zoned out and blanking staring into a phone. I wish there was workplace cell phone jammers allowed to take away these endless sources of distraction. And it doesn't phase anybody when important jobs aren't done that could affect the company. There is zero personal responsibility. These people are all early to mid twenties and live at home or have six roommates and no gumption in life beyond texting and hanging out giggling. Today's youth are useless. Skinny jean wearing eunuchs. I would take an old worker over ten youths today.

Anonymous said...

Twigga. Twitter fo niggas.

Anonymous said...

He was asking for it, he installed Ubuntu

He was, though.

Anonymous said...

Today's youth are useless. Skinny jean wearing eunuchs.

Listen, old fart. If you didn't fail to do your job of RAISING the youths to be useful heterosexuals, you would have nothing to whine about. Youths don't raise themselves like daisies. They need both parents around to discipline them and guide them along the correct path.

For all we know, you might be a hypocrite who smoked, fornicatd and skipped school when you were a youth yourself. You probably added to the ADD craze by divorcing some whore that you knocked up in protest against condom use. Don't point a finger at youths for being screwups, when you have 3 fingers pointing right back at you for not giving a shit when you HAD the chance to make a positive impact on society, by raising kids with attention spans beyond 20 seconds!

Fucking Generation Xers.

Anonymous said...

The masses are panicking because Microshit wants to scrap Windows XP. Soon they will learn that Linux is the ideal choice and is worlds better than XP. Your hate is like a house built on quicksand. One tremor and there it sinks. Linux will have a 40% desktop marketshare by year end, and Android Linux will lead the way. We did it by squashing Windows Phone. We can do it again by squashing Windows 8.

Smash the Windows of oppression, comrades! Viva Linux freedom!

LHB Staff said...

Smash the Windows of oppression, comrades! Viva Linux freedom!

User was banned then violently gangraped by gay RBAs.

Anonymous said...

@April 24, 2014 at 7:46 PM

Phones, antidepressants, heavy marijuana use, culture that valoroizes weakness ("I have a condition") and victimhood ("I am an indigo genderqueered indvidual who is 1/164th Innuit; my people have been oppressed so I deserve free mocha lattes.")

Anonymous said...

I have 2 offspring in the approximate age group we are discussing here. OP is right about far too many of these kids.

But a few were raised correctly. No tvs in bedrooms, ever. No computers in the house until everyone knows how to read and write

INCLUDING CURSIVE!

OP, in my opinion you are seeing what I call the daycare effect.

In prehistoric societies, children may have had siblings all around, but the ages were staggered. No woman gives birth to 18 kids at the same time.

Some kind of herd instinct is triggered when we put a same-age group of 15 kids together, year after year after year.

They only have loyalty to the group. Your and my concerns do not matter.

My own children were largely able to escape this. I work in a school and the daycare effect is visible wherever you look, and the starting point was when women started leaving kids in daycare full-time.

Anonymous said...

lol hahaha always lol whenever i get a chit job that i only apply for so my parents get off my ass. look here, we 20 something year olds do not give a flying phuk about your minimum wage chit jobs. you think im gunna work extra hard, come in early, stay late, and always look like im busy for 7.25 an hour. go phuk yourself phaggot. lol extra hard whenever a manager threatens to let people go. everyone just bertstares like we actually give a chit. your actually gunna do me the favor. the only people who care about min wage jobs are people who actually need them.

Anonymous said...

lol hahaha always lol whenever i get a chit job that i only apply for so my parents get off my ass. look here, we 20 something year olds do not give a flying phuk about your minimum wage chit jobs. you think im gunna work extra hard, come in early, stay late, and always look like im busy for 7.25 an hour. go phuk yourself phaggot. lol extra hard whenever a manager threatens to let people go. everyone just bertstares like we actually give a chit. your actually gunna do me the favor. the only people who care about min wage jobs are people who actually need them.

The best response, I LOL'd for a solid 5 minutes at this one. Of course it was an RBA.

Anonymous said...

For anyone wanting the source it is here.

Anonymous said...

:wank: :wank: :guitar:. Oh god can't stop jizzing!!!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, Sneddons really hit the motherload with that one.

Anonymous said...

Wait, an anti-gubmnt nutter is racist? My world is shattered.

SLM82 said...

Keeps on getting better and better.

Anonymous said...

OH SNAP! The US unfollowed Russia on Twatter.

This shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

Hire me op. U wanna see lazy...u ain't seen schit buddy. I'll misc all day then leave early n bone ur wife.

Fukken lol'd!!

Anonymous said...

Fucking Generation Xers.

And who raised Gen X?? It's no wonder Gen X was so dysfunctional! Baby Boomers are the real root of most of the problems of this country.

Anonymous said...

Linux is taking over the music industry!

In your face, Windrones!

Celebrate good times with Linux.

Anonymous said...

And who raised Gen X??

A bunch of beta phaggots.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuk says gumption you geriatric phaggot

LOL

Anonymous said...

lol hahaha always lol whenever i get a chit job that i only apply for so my parents get off my ass. look here, we 20 something year olds do not give a flying phuk about your minimum wage chit jobs. you think im gunna work extra hard, come in early, stay late, and always look like im busy for 7.25 an hour. go phuk yourself phaggot. lol extra hard whenever a manager threatens to let people go. everyone just bertstares like we actually give a chit. your actually gunna do me the favor. the only people who care about min wage jobs are people who actually need them.

Be thankful you even HAVE a job you illiterate brat! 7 bucks an hour is a lot of money if you don't blow it on booze and videogames. If you goof off at MY workplace, don't complain when I replace your lazy ass with Mexican migrants. At least they work 3 times as hard for $7.25 an hour.

Anonymous said...

@April 25, 2014 at 9:20 AM

Look at this Cliff.

Anonymous said...

Be thankful you even HAVE a job you illiterate brat! 7 bucks an hour is a lot of money if you don't blow it on booze and videogames.

Negged for being a possible racist.

Anonymous said...

Negged for being a possible nigger.

Anonymous said...

das it mane

Anonymous said...

Buncha phaggots on this site.

Anonymous said...

das it mane

Anonymous said...

haha wut?

Oburoni said...

Think I fuked up my dink (srs)

Can hardly feel chit during masturbation or sex. I remember back in my early teens, it was more sensitive. Every stroke gave pleasure but nowadays its only nutting that gives a little bit of pleasure sometimes. literally can hardly feel chit and it takes ages and very strong concentration to cum. I fap a lot(1-2 times a day), I am thinking that is the problem so starting nofap.... anybody else recover their penis?

Anonymous said...

No fap time. Srs. I've been there

Anonymous said...

Be thankful you even HAVE a job you illiterate brat! 7 bucks an hour is a lot of money if you don't blow it on booze and videogames. If you goof off at MY workplace, don't complain when I replace your lazy ass with Mexican migrants. At least they work 3 times as hard for $7.25 an hour.

7 bucks an hour is a lot of money? Not if you've got actual bills to pay and trying to live on your own. I'll round up to 8/hour just to simplify things. So let's do the math:

8 * 40 * 4 = 1280/month. That's assuming full time work (big if there). So what, 600-800/month for rent right off the top, and that's at the lower end of the scale. Roommates are an unknown variable and can cause more problems than they save, so I'm assuming living alone. 480 - 680 left over. Utilities maybe 50-100 so further drops down to 400-600. That's just to have a place and keep the water and lights on. After gas and food, there's not a whole hell of a lot left for "booze and videogames", or anything else really.

These examples are just barely covering the necessities of life really: shelter, food, water, clothing, transportation (modern necessity of life for most people). Car break down and need repair, or even a tire pop and need a new one? probably fucked. Medical issue? probably fucked. I'm not seeing much booze and videogames anywhere in my figures.

Anonymous said...

misc is the best place ever.

Anon24674228 said...

The 337 bravest, most alpha people on the misc were banned yesterday

Anonymous said...

LOL freetards...

Anonymous said...

phaggots

Anonymous said...

7 bucks an hour is a lot of money?

Yes it is.

Not if you've got actual bills to pay and trying to live on your own.

Keep telling yourself that bullshit.

I'll round up to 8/hour just to simplify things. So let's do the math:

8 * 40 * 4 = 1280/month. That's assuming full time work (big if there). So what, 600-800/month for rent right off the top, and that's at the lower end of the scale.


$600 a month? You really must love living in the leafier part of town, kid. Start by looking in the classifieds. Lots of apartments going for as low as $2
00 a month.

Roommates are an unknown variable and can cause more problems than they save, so I'm assuming living alone.

Drinking buddies and potheads don't make good roommates. Try to get to know someone before letting that person stay with you.

480 - 680 left over. Utilities maybe 50-100 so further drops down to 400-600. That's just to have a place and keep the water and lights on.

Use fluorescent lights instead of lightbulbs. In fact, buy rechargeable LED lamps if you can't afford the light bill. Throw out the subwoofer bass stereo system and don't keep the water heater on all day long.

After gas and food, there's not a whole hell of a lot left for "booze and videogames", or anything else really.

Walk or take the bus or train. Buy groceries at Aldi's, Big Lots, Wal Mart or Save-a-Lot. Go cry a river if you can't learn to use organic brands.

These examples are just barely covering the necessities of life really: shelter, food, water, clothing, transportation (modern necessity of life for most people). Car break down and need repair, or even a tire pop and need a new one? probably fucked. Medical issue? probably fucked. I'm not seeing much booze and videogames anywhere in my figures.

Your figures are as fucked as your so-called misery situations. Sell your Mercedes Benz and buy a damn bus card. You baggy-pants-wearing brats haven't seen REAL hardship. This is why we should send every ADD pansy to military schools. Have that laziness beaten out of them for a change.

Anonymous said...

STFU, Cliff.

Anonymous said...

That OP was right about the six roommates thing though. I LOL at all the girls who I dated in their late 20's/early 30's who had literally 5 or even 6 roommates and claim they're "independent". Then look down on "broke" guys. LOL @ paying 1/6th of $1500 rent in a 3 bedroom apartment and even sharing food, then turning around and looking down on people. The only benefit is they are usually all total sluts and you can jump from one to the other (if they like actually you, which unfortunately was rare for me).

Anonymous said...

If you're having to make $6/hr you're an uneducated piece of shit that should be shipped off to Iraq to fight in some senseless war.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming you saw the English version that was in theatres....
Go watch the Japanese version, voice actors in that version are MUCH better (though you will probably have to have subtitles if you don't understand Japanese).

Anonymous said...

Poonity is inherently secure! Suck on that proprieturds!

Anonymous said...

@April 25, 2014 at 4:52 PM

LOL, so passive-aggressive, literally one million sales that won't happen now.

Also, please remain respectful.

Anonymous said...

@ April 27, 2014 at 1:13 AM

Tricky Dick Stallman uses unbuntu?

Anonymous said...

Fairly certain I was abducted as a child, have also seen a UFO on several occasions. It's all in my post history

Anonymous said...

Fairly certain I was abducted as a child, have also seen a UFO on several occasions. It's all in my post history

You hanging out on that conspiracy forum again brah, trying to gather some more copypasta goodness for here and the misc?

Anonymous said...

You baggy-pants-wearing brats haven't seen REAL hardship. This is why we should send every ADD pansy to military schools. Have that laziness beaten out of them for a change.

Watch out folks! We got a serious badass in here. Better be careful because he knows about "REAL hardship"!

Mark Shuttleworth said...

many things about Ubuntu I hate

You should love it, way more than you hate it. Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it.

Anonymous said...

What are your thoughts about the racist comments made by LHB owner Don Sterling?

Anonymous said...

Fairly certain I was abducted as a child, have also seen a UFO on several occasions.

Do you often wake up with a sore rectum and a fresh Ubuntu desktop?

Anonymous said...

JEWS DID WTC

Anonymous said...

Do you often wake up with a sore rectum and a fresh Ubuntu desktop?

Statistics have shown that there is almost a one-to-one relationship between these two but because it's embarrassing to talk about, it's hard to find the causality.

Statuatory Crepe said...

SUP nigguhssssssss. next level of trollin bout to pop off

Anonymous said...

You mad bro?

Anonymous said...

So we can dig up worthless ET game cartridges that no one wants but we can't put another man on the moon?

Fuck you, America. Just. Fuck. You.

Anonymous said...

So we can dig up worthless ET game cartridges that no one wants but we can't put another man on the moon?


Please remain respectful

Anonymous said...

You mad bro?

Looks like Taylor Swift or whatever. Is there some underlying statement there?

Anonymous said...

"Fuck you, America. Just. Fuck. You."

Hey. We don't strive to be family friendly, but that language is competely unnecessary. Have a look at the sidebar and follow rule #1. As /u/mhall119 pointed out, we are a community of human beings. You wouldn't address people like this in real life, so don't do it here you phaget cnutflap. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, America.

We have a fried chicken sandwich that has no bread so fuck you. Behold American exceptionalism, u mad?

Anonymous said...

New Vulnerability Found in Every Single Version of Internet Explorer

LOL there's your backwards compatibility, phaggots. Built-in full compatibility with malicious sites, going back years. Now what? Should have stuck with Chromium and your "disappearing text", phaggot. Looks like you can keep being professional victims and give your ass over to the digital rapists at M$. Don't forget to pay your Rape Fee after the sodomizing.

Anonymous said...

Okay, so if you've been wondering about deleted comments here's the real deal:

Blogger spam filtering

https://support.google.com/blogger/answer/187141

I looked this up after multiple comments of mine were deleted. Really getting tired of this. I don't know when they added this specific spam filtering functionality.

Blogger now filters comments that are likely spam comments to a Spam Inbox, much like the spam folder in your email. When someone leaves a comment on your blog, it will be reviewed against our spam detector, and comments that are identified as possible spam will be sent to your blog’s Spam Inbox, found at Comments | Spam.

You can help improve our ability to automatically detect spam comments by checking your Spam Inbox and deleting spam comments and marking real comments that may have been flagged as spam as Not Spam.


So they're just being flagged as spam and sent to a spam folder where they sit for some indefinite amount of time. Our blog administrator is absent and not reviewing the folder, leaving tons of legitimate comments left as spam. The system is thus "improving" over time by flagging more and more legit comments as spam.

Anonymous said...

Just delete your cookies so the system doesn't immediately recognize that you've posted 15 links to interracial lesbian porn and you're good to go.

Anonymous said...

It is pretty lulzy that there's no trouble linking to cartoon negro cuckold rape porn.

Anonymous said...

OH LAWD

Anonymous said...

So we can dig up worthless ET game cartridges that no one wants but we can't put another man on the moon?

Fuck you, America. Just. Fuck. You.


What ever happened to shooting niggers up into space? Was this cancelled due to Obamacare sucking up all the green?

Anonymous said...

It is pretty lulzy that there's no trouble linking to cartoon negro cuckold rape porn.

It's the Google way my son.

Anonymous said...

Just delete your cookies so the system doesn't immediately recognize that you've posted 15 links to interracial lesbian porn and you're good to go.

I prefer younger/older lesbian porn myself. Can you post 15 links to that please sir?

Anonymous said...

Is there some underlying statement there?

Hello citizen of teh 1nt3rn3tz. We welcome you to search online using available search engines such as Google ... aw fuck it, niggers are fucking your daughters.

Anonymous said...

niggers are fucking your daughters.

The nightmare of every proud White Nationalist whose life revolves around the Stormfront site. The thought of legions of lowly Negro thug from the slums making innocent Aryan Princesses very, VERY happy. Oh, the horror! The sleepless nights. No wonder why Jim Crow and Apartheid lasted so long.

Anonymous said...

My sister in-law dated a black guy for a few weeks, her parents aren't even particularly racist but they still shat themselves. They were all worried their babies being half-castes, lulz.

PRESIDENT HERMAN CAIN said...

I prefer younger/older lesbian porn myself. Can you post 15 links to that please sir?

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

Anonymous said...

Hay guize, please could you to verify something, I have this story that is potentially comedy gold but can't believe even Freetards are this stupid. I must have it wrong. What happened was:

A reddit admin points out the Reddit Poonity lens will send anything typed in the dash to reddit. The way it queries Reddit is with a HTTP GET request with the following URL:
https://reddit.com/r/*what user typed*/hot.json?limit=25

Fat Kunt Kerensa then suggests the problem is with the Reddit lens not using SSL and we get this patch from the maintainer (of the Reddit lens) and this fluff piece from Little Joey Sneddons.

Are they honestly stupid enough to think that changing from:
https://reddit.com/r/*what user typed*/hot.json?limit=25

to

https://ssl.reddit.com/r/*what user typed*/hot.json?limit=25

will fix the privacy issue and stop the data, that is *what user typed*, being 'leaked'?

I've got to be missing something here.

Anonymous said...

My sister in-law dated a black guy for a few weeks, her parents aren't even particularly racist but they still shat themselves. They were all worried their babies being half-castes, lulz.

But they never have a problem thinking about how their ancestors couldn't keep their meat sticks out of Native American girls. Fucking double-standards.

Anonymous said...

LOL the amount of White women who have dated (i.e. been pounded by) a black at least once and won't ever let anyone know is probably very high. It's not just the stuff of porno movies. These women won't openly admit it due to being considered damaged goods by White men, but it's going on. They don't usually marry the buck, but if you think the girl you're eyeing hasn't taken at least one BBC in her lifetime, you're deluded.

Anonymous said...

And I like how the legit tech question above is being strongly ignored while we continue to talk about black cocks.

Anonymous said...

And I like how the legit tech question above is being strongly ignored while we continue to talk about black cocks.

After only two comments and few hours passing, it's all about black cocks? I think you're projecting brah.

In answer to your question, freetards are completely fucked in the head so of course they think that it's "fixed". Just like they thought Poonity was a fix and would bring back the glory of the loonix desktop, just like they thought that NVidia offering drivers to the loonix desktop would kill Microsoft, just like Shuttlecock thought his #1 bug would be solved, .... blah blah blah.

They are delusional, plain and fucking simple. Just as simple as niggers are fucking your mother/daughter/wife/son.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful example of Hegelian Dialectic there guys.

Welcome the LHB: Linux is like big black cocks fucking white women

Anonymous said...

Vile negro beasts!

Anonymous said...

Jews are preparing the genocide of the WHITE RACE, they never forgive or forget.

Anonymous said...

Fucking LOL at this comment and the response:

"he only thing the jew fears is the rebirth of white pride. So they seek to create a slave class of coffee coloured, low IQ, uneducated mongrels with no sense of tribal identity, and no standard to rally around. But they have underestimated the Aryan. We fight best when our backs are against the wall. As they increasingly marginalise us in our own ancestral homelands, the jew’s agenda of white genocide will be impossible to hide, and the more united and determined we will become to defend ourselves. The Jew World Order will fall victim of it’s own hubris."

Reply:
All this talk from a fag with an anime pic and Narutu AMVs on his profile. Weeaboo faggot race traitors like you make whites look bad, good thing you pathetic faggots never leave your parents basements.

lulz.

Anonymous said...

All this talk from a fag with an anime pic and Narutu AMVs on his profile. Weeaboo faggot race traitors like you make whites look bad, good thing you pathetic faggots never leave your parents basements.

lulz.


Reminds me of "there's always a bigger fish". No matter how White Pride you are, there's always that one who considers himself more White. On Stormfront for example, people from Spain (aka European Whites) were actually looked down on by Americans because they spoke Spanish (when I'm sure they were probably more "pure" than the American Whites). And redheads were less favored than blondes, etc.

Lest we forget that according to Hitler's proposed caste system, German people with brown hair and blue eyes were to be second-class citizens on a very long downward list. It never ends.

Anonymous said...

I recall Bar Refaeli really blew the minds of the Stormfront crowd. Some of them probably suicided over that.

Anonymous said...

I recall Bar Refaeli really blew the minds of the Stormfront crowd. Some of them probably suicided over that.

Same look as this.

HOT CHICK FACEBOOK said...

Enjoying banana ice cream
Like 60 people like this

Anonymous said...

Why don't you have a seat over there?

Anonymous said...

They are delusional, plain and fucking simple.

Comments for this thread are now closed.

Anonymous said...

Google is not evil because they open source code. Thanks, OMG! Fucktards, I can sleep at night knowing that I all of my clicks are being used to make money for a non-evil monopoly.

Anonymous said...

Freetard logic: The NSA contributes to FOSS, therefore the NSA is not evil.

Anonymous said...

It is QUITE clear that the Google hatred on display lately is due to the fact that Google was started by and is owned by Jews. Your simple antisemitism is glaringly apparent. You cannot stand the fact that Jews dominate in every area of the tech industry and are ostensibly steering the course of human technological development, and this is just more griping about your own failures within the industry. Upset that two Jews created Google? Upset that Facebook was created by a Jew? Upset that they are young, Jewish BILLIONAIRES and you are just a LAMP stack monkey making a pathetic wage, easily replaced? It's crystal clear you are. If you so-called "Whites"* are supposed to be superior, then why aren't you? Why have you been so easily duped by "the Jew" and dominated in nearly every industry from banking to IT? I suppose it is because you aren't as superior as you think you are.

*Most of these "Jews" you hate are far more racially pure in terms of Caucasoid DNA than anyone who has ever typed a password into Stormfront.

Anonymous said...

Shut up, asshole.

Angela Merkel said...

Just because they're Jewish doesn't mean their wives aren't being fucked by niggers.

Anonymous said...

Jewish niggers up her asshole?

Anonymous said...

Just because they're Jewish doesn't mean their wives aren't being fucked by niggers.

Jew niggers? Is there enough hate to go around?

Anonymous said...

God I hate Google, I especially hate that they now own reCaptcha and are using it to spam peoples' street addresses and force users signing up to the service to jump through the hoops of signing up for one of their shitty CUNTING FUCKING COCK-GOBBLING YOU HAVE TO GIVE US YOUR PHONE NUMBER SHITE accounts.

FUCK GOOGLE. I fucking hate them, hope Sergey Brin and that other fucker are forced to swallow Mandingo's cum after a vicious anal session. CUNTS.

Anonymous said...

God I hate Google, I especially hate that they now own reCaptcha and are using it to spam peoples' street addresses and force users signing up to the service to jump through the hoops of signing up for one of their shitty CUNTING FUCKING COCK-GOBBLING YOU HAVE TO GIVE US YOUR PHONE NUMBER SHITE accounts.

FUCK GOOGLE. I fucking hate them, hope Sergey Brin and that other fucker are forced to swallow Mandingo's cum after a vicious anal session. CUNTS.


Yeah? So they asked for a fucking phone number. What are you going to do, round them up and put them in camps, Adolf?

Your antisemitism is ridiculous. They are trying to stop spam and make sure you can recover your account if it's hacked. But because they're Jews you are twisting it.

Your blind hatred is disgusting. Tell your immoral, atheist Aryan brothers to stop spamming blogs and hacking e-mails and maybe we wouldn't have to live in a world like this.

Until then, thank the Jewish people and Jews like Mr. Brin for coming up with ways to protect you.

Anonymous said...

And by the way, unlike the Nazi KKK racists mentioned above who were upset that their daughter was briefly dating a black gentleman and burned crosses on his lawn and sent him death threats, most Jews embrace multiculturalism. Israel went out of her way to rescue Ethiopians, for example. That is just one of the many examples of how Jews accept everyone.

Anonymous said...

@April 28, 2014 at 7:24 PM

u wot m8? u a fuckn queer or sumfn littel gay boy postin shit in ere m8 an ill fuckn rek ya cheeky kunt

Anonymous said...

Your antisemitism is ridiculous.

+5 trolling. Excellent job sir!

Anonymous said...

Comments for this thread will soon be closed.

Anonymous said...

I mean it.

Anonymous said...

Closed.

Anonymous said...

That's all, assholes.

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