Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Ahahahaha

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/news/2012/03/idealism-vs-pragmatism-mozilla-debates-supporting-h264-video-playback.ars


Dear Mozilla. Your users don't care. Please make a useful browser. kbyethx.

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Anonymous said...

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX, BITCHES! WINDOWS WILL DIE IN 2014!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

retard

Anonymous said...

I celebrated good time with your mum.

Anonymous said...

Anyone been watching Shameless? It's a tv show that's almost as fucked up as this comment section. Season 3 is just getting worse and worse (and I mean that in a good way).

Anonymous said...

Kubuntu is now popular. Bye Bye Windows.

Anonymous said...

Tar returns!

Anonymous said...

Hey, anyone seen Tar around lately?

He missed grabbing the last post again.

Anonymous said...

YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE FURRY FANDOM FOREVER, MUNDANES! WE WILL BE IN YOUR FACE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!

Anonymous said...

IN TIME YOU WILL FIND FUR ON A FEMALE SEXUALLY AROUSING! WE WILL MAKE YOU TOLERATE US THROUGH YOUR MEDIA!

Anonymous said...

WE WILL RECRUIT YOUR CHILDREN INTO THE FANDOM BECAUSE THEY ARE EASY PREY FOR US! AND THEN WE WILL DEFEAT YOU HATERS!

Anonymous said...

ALREADY YOU CAN SEE OUR PSYCHOLOGISTS ARE INFLUENCING YOUR CHILDREN THROUGH VIDEOGAMES AND TV SHOWS! IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THEY BECOME ONE WITH THE FURRY FANDOM! YOU MUNDANES ARE NEXT!

Anonymous said...

At least learn to type without the caps on, furfag.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to freetards, publishers are going to get buttcoins instead of real money.

Anonymous said...

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE! WE KNOW THAT TOO, HYOOMANS! WE KNOW YOU DENY THAT YOU DESIRE THAT CUDDLY YIFFINESS!

Anonymous said...

Yes

Anonymous said...

meh

Ban Comic Sans said...

MS Comic Sans is the worst font ever made.

Discuss

Anonymous said...

It is used by way too many people and it is made by Microshit.

Anonymous said...

Jesus! Furfags are annoying as hell. Let's free their inner animals by using them for target practice.

Anonymous said...

Throw all furries into a gladiator pit with the lions and tigers that they sexualize. Would be fun to see them try to reason with the lions as their limbs get chewed off.

Anonymous said...

It is used by way too many people and it is made by Microshit.

Because the Helvetica-inspired fonts on Linux are so much better.

Anonymous said...

No one uses linux.

Anonymous said...

The Iraq war was a good thing.

Discuss.

Anonymous said...

The Iraq war was a good thing.

This was a brilliant move by GWB. He knew from experience that having the best weapons (not only in engineering- but also in design etc.) is necessary for your success in war. Superpowers depend on their army's pet ideas and projects, the fact that they might be well known in some niche for some weapons project or design, and so on. In a way, if you're a large country that needs to constantly be on top of the latest trends in war (because if you're not, the same thing happens to you as happened to France), you're no different than England.

Anonymous said...


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Anonymous said...

RIP Corey Feldman

Anonymous said...

LOL freetards

Anonymous said...

YOU HYOOMANS SECRETLY FIND THIS FEMALE DESIRABLE!

ADMIT!

Anonymous said...

Once again I notice: every change in software development for the past few years has been to help Mactards not have to write any code.

And I'm fucking sick of it.

Anonymous said...

@September 5, 2013 at 10:41 AM

Waste of artistic skills, overuse of gradients, bad composition, clearly traced from some generic stock photo because the line work is shit. Must be using Gimp or some modded version of Tuxpaint.

Anonymous said...

That couch has an ass. The guy that shared it here is a retard.

Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

Also, Mactards.

Anonymous said...

@September 5, 2013 at 8:35 AM :

LOL freetards

99% of those Linux usage figures were just people launching the Linux client one time specifically to get the Tux promo item. Notice usage has declined since the promo ended.

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tux

The TF2 fan-base and community is really a bunch of hat collecting faggots.

Anonymous said...

@September 3, 2013 at 4:13 PM :

Now, with all the freedom to make decent videogame music, composers seem to have lost that creative soul. What happened between then and now?

Did not like that Tekken clip, ugh! Shit sounded like something you'd hear at a modeling walk. The other two were alright. I liked the Panzer Dragoon one, it reminded me of PS1 and PS2 era Final Fantasy. What was it, 7? That's what it reminded me of. Or X for the PS2.

Here's some good really old school stuff:

Castlevania 2, NES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obapGp8ih0M

(good shit, the first one with Bloody Tears)


Mortal Kombat 1, SNES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54degO-D4qw

(this version sucked ass but the music was pumping)


Final Fantasy 4, SNES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORzLQM2zq-4


Final Fantasy 7, PS1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UARM4q7hHU


Nosferatu, SNES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2QnFW52D6U

(never had or played this game but I remember it and the music is fucking insane, listen to that shit)

Super Metroid, SNES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyFcSHHdIQE

All of Zelda: ALttP, SNES.

I've owned all those with the exception of Nosferatu. If you like video game music give a listen, it's some good stuff. Apologies for the lack of clickable links I just don't feel like fucking with that crap.

Anonymous said...

The bass in that Super Metroid clip is nuts. It reminds me of that Panzer Dragoon clip in a way, but more simple and effective because it's cleaner.

Anonymous said...

That couch has an ass. The guy that shared it here is a retard.

Not just a retard. A freetard.

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Paranoid Freetard of the Month said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

No words that I could ever type in this 500 Character limited box will describe to any one how deeply this one theme effects me on the emotional level. I often go to bed with my Otaku sex pillow listening to this song because of how much it relaxes me and allows my mind to let go of everything around me. I hear nothing, not even my noisy servers when I bask in this symphony, this work of art. I hope other feel the same way I do about this.

Music aside, this is my #1 Favorite SNES game. I still have the original cart..

Anonymous said...

Fucking Mactards, no I don't need Sass or Compass to author stylesheets. CSS isn't that hard, why don't you faggots try learning it instead of manning the gloryholes at Starbucks.

Fucking morons.

Anonymous said...

Super Metroid, SNES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyFcSHHdIQE

All of Zelda: ALttP, SNES.

I've owned all those with the exception of Nosferatu. If you like video game music give a listen, it's some good stuff. Apologies for the lack of clickable links I just don't feel like fucking with that crap.


I remember the day when first got I got Streets of Rage. The Level 1 stage music and the boss theme really showed what the Sega Genesis audio chip could do back then.

Anonymous said...

What do you have against mormons?

Anonymous said...

Fuck those Latter Day bastards and their stupid Book of Satan.

Anonymous said...

I remember the day when first got I got Streets of Rage.

I remember beating up bondage queens and fat guys in that game. Those were the days.

Anonymous said...

God performs abortion on the Osborns, Eric Robert Rudolph swears vengeance.

Captain Nazi said...

God performs abortion on the Osborns

One less nigger

Anonymous said...

Baldur's Gate sucks donkey dick, just like the rest of Bioware's games.

Anonymous said...

BG:EE sucks more donkey dick but if you buy BG2:EE you'll get a chance to buy Baldur's Gate 3 made by two guys that looked over the shoulder of someone that worked at EA: Edmonton.

Anonymous said...

All your keys are belong to us.

Anonymous said...

God performs abortion on the Osborns (Guest star Jerry Lewis as the abortion) Eric Robert Rudolph swears vengeance.

Anonymous said...

All your keys are belong to us.

Duh. LOL some airhead-like blonde is on the news right now talking about this, she's sounding like "OMG the NSA can break into your social media accounts OMG".

FAKE EDIT: This is her, guess this "revelation" is her big break and she can stop sucking cock - https://twitter.com/nicoleperlroth

Anonymous said...

No wonder you proprieturds are silent, you're aghast at the latest news that Dell are increasing their line of Ubuntu machines due to increased demand.

How's that cognitive dissonance propriefucks? I can hear your thought processes from here, "Linux is shit! Oh... but it's selling well. But but but... Linux is shit, people can't be buying it!!"

LOL, your time is up Winchots.

Anonymous said...

brb 280 Linux games on Steam. LOL

Joey Sneddons said...

Uhhh, sorry guize I was too busy manning the gloryholes at Starbucks to post a screenshot.

Anonymous said...

Duh. LOL some airhead-like blonde is on the news right now talking about this, she's sounding like "OMG the NSA can break into your social media accounts OMG".

FAKE EDIT: This is her, guess this "revelation" is her big break and she can stop sucking cock - https://twitter.com/nicoleperlroth



Really, it's like they don't want their beta hubbies/boyfriends to know about their secret orgy videos (which really are easy to access with a lousy password like 6969).

Anonymous said...

Really, it's like they don't want their beta hubbies/boyfriends to know about their secret orgy videos (which really are easy to access with a lousy password like 6969).

LOL they thought their MD5 Facebook password was safe from a government spy organization with unlimited funding running multiple supercomputers... running so many that the NSA's power consumption levels actually had local officials worried that they'd bring down the grid.

Anonymous said...

From the Phoronix thread:
I would have to say, I'm pretty disappointed there are so many 32 bit linux users out there. Seriously, are all of you running P4s?
Steam statistics prove Linux boxes are dumpster-dived durdenstations.

Anonymous said...

Tony Abbott? The fuck is wrong with you guys?

Anonymous said...

Steam statistics prove Linux boxes are dumpster-dived durdenstations.

Uhh, Ubuntu recommends 32-bit even if you're using a 64 bit processor. Dell's increased sales of Ubuntu computers clearly shows a large number of people buying new computers are celebrating the good times with Linux.

What's your excuse, proprieturd?

Anonymous said...

Australians be crazy. Ohio Ham is proof of that.

Anonymous said...

What's your excuse, proprieturd?

You're an idiot.

Anonymous said...

New Jersey sucks.

Discuss

Anonymous said...

What makes freetards think that the NSA, MI5, and CIA are not part of the "many eyes" that contribute to the Linux kernel?

liamdawe is a fucking moron said...

Screw them, then.... their argument is just stupid...

liamdawe is a fucking moron said...

Screw them, then.... their argument is just stupid...

Anonymous said...

freetards gonna freetard

Anonymous said...

Just came across this fucking retarded Slashdot comment section where they don't find anything creepy or weird about getting millions of people to help a company profit without paying them, because the company doing it is Google.

Anyway thought I'd share, it made me angry.

Anonymous said...

Who bothers typing anything for the picture anyway? If all the house numbers aren't going to be Vagina, what's the point?

Anonymous said...

Sydney Leathers has HIV now, is this a GOP plot to kill Anthony Weiner?

Anonymous said...

The slimming Linux diet.

Anonymous said...

LOL massive security vulnerability found in node.js where are those many eyez now?

Anonymous said...

The slimming Linux diet.

Sponsored by Deadwood.

Anonymous said...

LIKE IT OR NOT, THE FURRY FANDOM IS TAKING OVER THE GAMING INDUSTRY! AND YOU HYOOMANS LOVE OUR GAMES!

Anonymous said...

EVEN YOUR BELOVED SAINTS ROW GAME IS NOT IMMUNE TO THE POWER OF THE YIFF! IN FACT YOU HYOOMANS WON'T ADMIT YOU PLAYED AS THE FURSUITER! DON'T LIE!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Atheists prove that if God does nothing to stop evil, then God is evil

Anonymous said...

Atheists are closet Satanists.

Discuss

Anonymous said...

Down with bras! Up with skirts!

Anonymous said...

I predict that in ten years, ten years will have passed since this prediction.

Anonymous said...

How's your wife?

Anonymous said...

EVEN YOUR BELOVED SAINTS ROW GAME IS NOT IMMUNE TO THE POWER OF THE YIFF! IN FACT YOU HYOOMANS WON'T ADMIT YOU PLAYED AS THE FURSUITER! DON'T LIE!

I doubt that the millions of folks who once played Mario in a racoon suit, or beat up hookers in Saints Row with purple dildos while dressed as a blue cat mascot, are busy firing up their browsers to download furry porn. They're probably just living their lives, minding their own business, wondering why someone would make porn out of My Little Pony.

Anonymous said...

If my favorite Tekken character is King, does that make me a furry?

Anonymous said...

Yes it does.

Anonymous said...

God is real because he is you. To deny god is to deny yourself.

Anonymous said...

LOL Iowa... you don't really need to see what you are shooting at anyway.

Anonymous said...

McCain says marijuanna is cool. I voted for him so we wouldn't have that nigger on Capitol Hill. Now I'm confused.

Anonymous said...

Linux makes technology advance at the speed of light

Anonymous said...

Microshit kills innovation. All they want is for everyone to play that stupid Metro tile game. Nokia is losing money for conniving with Mafiasoft.

Anonymous said...

A racist dumb fuck linux user reading drudge... didn't see that coming.

Anonymous said...

What I learned from old-school beat-em-ups:

If I become the mayor, and a gang kidnaps my daughter, I don't call the secret service, or the SWAT team, or even the local military base. Instead, I don wrestling gear, hire a ninja and some guy with a crush on my daughter. I then go around town beating up pink-haired transvestites, fat rednecks, and Andre The Giant lookalikes while eating food from trash cans and rusty barrels.

Anonymous said...

Skinhead used to be name of reggae fans in the UK, which obviously included blacks. Then some WN hipster came along and thought it was cool to use that name for worshipping Hitler while shaving his dark hair.

Anonymous said...

Fucking atheists are trying to warp our minds!. They will burn in Hell for dneouncing God.

Doomsday Prophet said...

We're all gonna die on January 2014. An asteroid will hit the Earth.

Anonymous said...

THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

Anonymous said...

The Earth will have hemorrhoids in 2014? Alrighty then...

Anonymous said...

THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

I want 15 minutes of my life back, asshole.

Anonymous said...

Here is what I don't get. Religious folks, especially Christians, are quick to denounce science and technology as evil, and yet they don't mind keeping up with the latest tech trends, buying the latest gadgets, getting the best medical care, eating the best foods. All of which are the products of evil atheist science and technology.

Anonymous said...

If someone posts that same link on LHB, and we all comment on it, are we all guilty? This seems like a very slippery slope. Wake up American sheeple, please!

Anonymous said...

Religious folks, especially Christians, are quick to denounce science and technology as evil

Huh? This I've never seen.

Liberal hippie folks, on the other hand, love 'organic foods' and hate pesticides and such, yet have no problems buying macbook airs made of all sorts of chemicals and poisons. I guess they're chinese so it doesn't count heh?

Anonymous said...

Doomsday folks and global warming activists love to point out that we are fucked because of an increase in hurricanes in recent decades. Never mind that the only reason why hurricanes appear to have spiked is because satellite technology for tracking storms improved in the late 1970s. Before then, it was just based on guesswork and firsthand accounts of the storm as it hit mainland. For all we know, the storms were probably worse in the last few centuries than they are now.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys a serious question here.

What's a twerking and how do I cash in on this latest crazy????

Anonymous said...

What I learned from old-school beat-em-ups:

If I become the mayor, and a gang kidnaps my daughter, I don't call the secret service, or the SWAT team, or even the local military base. Instead, I don wrestling gear, hire a ninja and some guy with a crush on my daughter. I then go around town beating up pink-haired transvestites, fat rednecks, and Andre The Giant lookalikes while eating food from trash cans and rusty barrels.


If ninjas kidnap your president, you Duke Nukem to recruit two muscle-shirt-wearing karate fighters to do the dirty work of rescuing your head of state.

Anonymous said...

Twerking = When a girl shakes Dat Ass like it owes her money.

What Miley Cyrus did at the Karaoke Awards was bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Twerking = When a girl shakes Dat Ass like it owes her money.

Filthy disgusting nigger sows doing a tribal Swahillian Ogobongo mating ritual. We need to send them all back to Africa before they ruin America with this Satanic monkey dance.

Anonymous said...

Because jerking off to tigerskunkfoxrabbit girls with big butts is so much more culturally refined, right?

Anonymous said...

Martial Arts Movie Cliche #429803

The protagonist never finishes his training because his teacher is slain by the antagonist. Somehow, the student learns everything he needs to know about his particular style by single-handedly beating the crap out of all the antagonist's henchmen, getting bitch-slapped by his emotional girlfriend, and entering some kind of convenient trance-like moment when the antagonist is busy mopping the floor with him in the final showdown.

Anonymous said...

But...but...Linux is super secure!

Anonymous said...

White girls can't twerk.

Anonymous said...

White girls can't twerk.

LOL @ when she smashed the table and caught on fire.

Anonymous said...

Stop, drop and roll, dumb cunt!

Anonymous said...

At least she had a sizzling hot pussy.

Anonymous said...

White girls can't twerk.

Gets funnier every time I see it.

Anonymous said...

Most people don't really believe in heaven. They just hope it exists.

The folks who flew the planes into the World Trade Center on 9/11 believed in heaven.

Anonymous said...

Bob and weave, bitch. Bob and weave.

Anonymous said...

Dear Internet,

Some schmuck misspelled his email address when signing up for a facebook account and now I am getting all of his notifications. Is it wrong to hijack his account to let all of his friends know what a moronic fucktard he is?

Thanks in advance.

Random Asshole.

Anonymous said...

Some schmuck misspelled his email address when signing up for a facebook account and now I am getting all of his notifications. Is it wrong to hijack his account to let all of his friends know what a moronic fucktard he is?

Oh man. If it was a young attractive woman I'd hijack it and have a field day making her look like the world's biggest slut (which she probably is anyway). My mind is racing right now fantasizing about what I'd do (from an internet cafe) and how I'd ruin her life.

But since it's some guy who probably sucks at life, I'd just disable all notifications and move on.

Anonymous said...

Atheist parody of American moral values

Anonymous said...

When a baby is kidnapped from a grocery store, detectives Benson and Stabler discover it is part of a black-marketing of infants.

Anonymous said...

THE JEWS DID THIS

Anonymous said...

Fellas, help me buy some nice Fall clothes. I want to look stylish but not try-hard.

Anonymous said...

Finally banned again from CNN. I'm all yours now.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA 5:35 the way Guile says "sonic boom" in the Japanese version.

Anonymous said...

Miley Crysis takes another step closer to doing porn (worth watching whole thing)

Anonymous said...


Happy Subtember 11, Haters!

Anonymous said...

Heh, yeah. The Onion. They're supposed to be funny or something, right? Yeah. Okay. Cool.

Anonymous said...

Snarky dismissal of something on the internet? Now I've seen everything.

Anonymous said...

GOOD TIMES WITH LINUX

Anonymous said...

Misdemeaner linux installation

Anonymous said...

Serious question: why do nerds hate on Visual Basic so much , yet wax lyrical over Hypercard?

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Anonymous said...

Twerking = When a girl shakes Dat Ass like it owes her money.

Dat Ass....power overwheling.....*fap *fap* *fap* *fap*

Anonymous said...

Wow... did anyone expect Charlie Rose to sack tap Assad like that?

Anonymous said...

How many North Korean women have tasted dat dere BBC thanks to Dennis Rodman? His long black snake makes their hardships worth it.

Anonymous said...

If the fundamentalists do end up taking over America, it is likely that society would become like a combination of Minority Report, Judge Dredd and Stepford Wives. They will make the NSA look like a peeping Tom.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to Rodman, Kim Jr. have to keel more women and their families. He no like to hear that black peener make woman happy. Only Korean pinto make Korean woman happy.

The Painful Truth said...

Christianity is the biggest joke that the Jews, especially Saul, pulled on the Gentiles. Why does nobody question the fact that;

a) Jesus Christ only came to save the Jews.
b) The 613 laws of Moses only applied to the Jews
c) Gentiles were only fit to be slaughtered, with their virgin women forced to adopt Judaism.
d) Everything in the Bible is from a Jewish (Israelite) perspective.
e) The entire concept of Christianity was based around Saul literally bullshitting Gentiles into believing that Jesus died for them too.
f) The Book of Revelation, which was written by a Jew, mentions nothing about Gentiles going to heaven.

Hate to break it to you Christians, but "your" God already chose the Jews a long time ago, and no matter what you do, you're still going to Hell anyway because YOU ARE GENTILES. Congratulations on being duped for 1700 years into following a sham religion. Jews sure know how to make comedy gold.

Anonymous said...

Happy Subtember 11, Haters!

We need more 9/11 jokes to counter all the jokes about Hiroshima, Vietnam, the Gulf wars, and Cuba.

Anonymous said...

ate to break it to you Christians, but "your" God already chose the Jews a long time ago, and no matter what you do, you're still going to Hell anyway because YOU ARE GENTILES. Congratulations on being duped for 1700 years into following a sham religion. Jews sure know how to make comedy gold.

Genesis 12:3

Isaiah 49:6

Romans 10:12

u mad? yeah, u mad. phaggot.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS:

Niggers Steal 150-Pound Watermelon

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Anonymous said...

Just when you thought Japanese scat porn, midget porn, furry/brony porn and cuckold creampie eating porn were bizarre enough, here comes the latest craze. Siamese twin porn.

Anonymous said...

Not even gonna click.

Anonymous said...

Fact: Freetards are getting fatter by the year. Now we know the donation money for all those wonderfully-proposed Linux/open source projects is going towards pizza, soda, Cheesy Puffs, and burritos.

Anonymous said...

Romans 10:12

Fuck you and your Jewish trickery, Saul.

Anonymous said...

Twerking = When a girl shakes Dat Ass like it owes her money.

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Anonymous said...

Android Linux is making smartwatches cool. Celebrate good times with Linux!
India is ditching Microshit for superior Linux solutions. Celebrate good times with Linux!
Schools know that Linux is useful for getting IT jobs. Celebrate good times with Linux!
China is loving the Linux experience. Celebrate good times with Linux!

What has Microshit got? A Spybox and a bugged tile game called Metro.

Anonymous said...

How do I cash in on this latest craze ????

Open up a strip club and hire some hot big booty black girls.

Anonymous said...

China is loving the Linux experience. Celebrate good times with Linux!

Yes indeed, Linux sure is popular in China. It's so easy, even babies can install it. Break out the beer and cocaine and celebrate!

Anonymous said...


Fuck you and your Jewish trickery, Saul.


nigga u mad the other verses werent written by paul?

Big JC knew most jews would reject him, and itd be mostly gentiles who would follow him, nomsayin? so the bible has calls to gentiles for salvation all up in it, umad?

Anonymous said...

nigga u mad the other verses werent written by paul?

Sheeit! Uf cose I is mad dat da first fo' versus an' that Revahlashun book ain't written by dat mothafuka Paul, nomesayin. Muh dik.

Anonymous said...

Oh great, reatardo has returned. See ya'll next post.

Anonymous said...

Americans hate terrorists and love our kids, right? So you might be shocked to know that preschoolers with guns have taken more lives so far this year than the single U.S. terrorist attack, which claimed four lives in Boston.

This is admittedly tongue-in-cheek, but one has to wonder if the NSA’s PRISM program would have saved more lives had it been monitoring toddlers – or gun owners – rather than suspected terrorists.

11 Deaths in Five Months Where Shooter Was 3 to 6 Years Old

Listed below are the 11 gun fatalities I found where a preschooler pulled the trigger (from Jan. 1 to June 9, 2013). Starting with a list of five toddler shooting deaths The Jewish Daily Forward published in early May, I unearthed six additional cases. This tragic, unthinkable event has happened every month, like clock-work.

Jan. 10: 6-year-old playmate shoots and kills 4-year-old Trinity Ross, Kansas City, Kan.

Feb. 11: 4-year-old Joshua Johnson shoots and kills himself, Memphis, Tenn.

Feb. 24: 4-year-old Jaiden Pratt dies after shooting himself in the stomach while his father sleeps, Houston.

March 30: 4-year-old Rahquel Carr shot and killed either by 6-year-old brother or another young playmate, Miami.

April 6: Josephine Fanning, 48, shot and killed by 4-year-old boy at a barbecue, Wilson County, Tenn.

April 8: 4-year-old shoots and kills 6-year-old friend Brandon Holt, Toms River, N.J.

April 9: 3-year-old is killed after he finds a pink gun that he thinks is a toy, Greenville, S.C.

April 30: 2-year-old Caroline Sparks killed by her 5-year-old brother with his Cricket “My First Rifle” marketed to kids, Cumberland County, Ky.

May 1: 3-year-old Darrien Nez shoots himself in the face and dies after finding his grandmother’s gun, Yuma, Ariz.

May 7: 3-year-old Jadarrius Speights fatally shoots himself with his uncle’s gun, Tampa, Fla.

June 7: 4-year-old fatally shoots his father, Green Beret Justin Thomas, Prescott Valley, Ariz.

At least 10 more toddlers have shot but not killed themselves or someone else this year (see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here). In the first three cases, the shooter was only 2 years old.

I also found nine instances where children and teens 7 to 19 years old accidentally killed themselves, a family member or friend since January (see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here).

Of course, most if not all of the above deaths and injuries can be attributed to careless adult gun owners.

While this analysis focuses on children, another equally accurate headline could read: “U.S. Gun Culture Kills More Americans Than Terrorists Worldwide.”

In 2010, 13,186 people died in terrorist attacks worldwide, while 31,672 people were killed with firearms in America alone, reports CNN’s Samuel Burke.

Anonymous said...

Well played Jimmy Kimmel.

Anonymous said...

Dammit! I thought she was just another coalbrner trying to please some nigger buck by doing the sheboon bongo dongo.

Anonymous said...

But still the nigger culture has infested our moral values. How long before we see the last of our women being tricked into doing mating dances for Tyrone and his gang of useless farm equipment.

Anonymous said...

Well, you can always move to Thailand, fuckwad.

Anonymous said...

Or Japan...

Anonymous said...

You disgusting Liberal faggot scumbags.

Anonymous said...

This is what we get for letting those Commies infiltrate our country through the Hippie movement. We get sodomy, nigger beastiality, atheism, and the complete destruction of all that made America great. Goddamn Satanic Reds.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

When deploying to locations like Iraq or Afghanistan there are usually various stops. The trip taking from anywhere from 3 to 7 days depending on flight schedules and the amount of people in transit.

On my last deployment, which was to Afghanistan, there was a nigger on its first "real" deployment (to a combat zone). It was one of those 15 hour flights across the Atlantic/Artic Ocean. Afterwards we stopped in Germany to refuel, Then Turkey, then Manas for a day or two, then just outside of Kabul for another day. In all this time it turns out this nigger never showered or changed uniform. When we finally arrived in Kabul it turns out this nigger developed some bacteria in its crotch due to it being a dark, moist humid part of the body and it was sort of dissolving the groid's flesh. The nigger could literally wipe away skin like it was wet flour or plastered. Only in its case I'm betting it looked more thick diarrhea. So it had a hole somewhere down there that was into the pink. Another day or two and it may have reached the bloodstream. What fun it would have had then. Maybe it did, but the antibiotics we're given to take killed it. Or maybe the nigger shit skin was toxic. Pity.

There were two stops at two bases that had showers and places to change. Hell, a damn sanitation wipe in a plane latrine would probably do as a hygiene bare minimum. Niggers lack knowledge in the art of hygiene. Who goes 4-5 days without so much as changing one's underwear? Niggers.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

This morning I pulled into my local gas station for a routine fill-up. I'm just standing there waiting for the pump to finish up, minding my own business and looking at the nice blue sky, when a Nigger Jalopy squeaks into the lane next to me...some beat up Oldsmobile from the first Bush presidency that hasn't seen a mechanic in about as long. I don't even need to look who's driving, gotta be NIGGERS. I even smell them through their car, the powerful stench of Nigger Plant leaking out even through the closed windows. Out stumble a couple of sheboons cackling like monkeys at feeding time. Pot smoke billows out so it's obvious they're driving while stoned out of their pea-sized brains. I don't understand a syllable they're screeching but it's about 100 decibels. How nice, driving on the streets high as the goddamn space shuttle, the same streets that kids and elderly people cross. They can't figure out how to pump the gas, they can't read the instructions. They YELL over at me to help them, no politeness at all, they expect me to drop everything and pump their gas for them. Probably expect me to pay for them too. Before Niggermania I might have just shook my head and mumbled "sorry" but now I just ignored them like I didn't hear a thing. That pissed them off and they started calling me faggot (I am not gay, but whatever) and I could still hear them chimping out as I closed my door and drove away, they couldn't even figure out the instructions on the pump. I would have loved to see the old crusty Vietnamese owner deal with them but I had to go.

Niggers don't even have a pre-school education and are too helpless to even figure out the basics in life. Too selfish to realize it's a bad idea to drive stoned. Did I mention it was the morning so they were stoned already? Next time I'm calling the CHP to report a drunk driver just like the freeway signs encourage. Niggers should never be allowed to drive!

Coontact Horror Stories said...

I am a new member and have been inundated with "coontacts" over the past 5 months. I live in a beautiful central Texas town...untill these shitskins moved in. I am now surrounded by these niggers. My fence has been spraypainted twice....they even caught the little niglets doing it and the queen coon tells the police "Sheeeeet, caint you jus give em a ticket?". They have spraypainted my brand new ford truck TWICE!! I walk out into my once peaceful neighborhood to have gang signs thrown at me, niggers making disgusting comments to my gorgeous 12 year old daughter, coons chimping out on every corner. I love my home but now I'm thinking I'm going to have to move. My daughter plays volleyball and this Ape of a coach moved her from first string to second string and put a nigger in her spot, then yelled at her and threw her off the court when she asked why? Makes me LIVID to think of some monkey talking to my human daughter that way. I worked so hard for this home and so hard for my kids so we could have a nice place to live. These niggers are killing my "American Dream". Im afraid for myself, my kids and my property. I cant even go to the mailbox without a "coontact!".

Anonymous said...

Well, you can always move to Thailand, fuckwad.

LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

It seems like these Coontact stories are written by one or two people. Many of them have the same cadence to them, and they all end with a sort of punchline-like "this how they are!" confirmation. It would be of course sad if it's just a couple of guys writing these all day long.

Anonymous said...

Typical Linux installation.

Anonymous said...

For the guy making the new LHB

Anonymous said...

Historical re-enactment of Stormfront founder's time in federal prison.

Anonymous said...

It seems like these Coontact stories are written by one or two people.

They are all written by Tom Shelly.

Anonymous said...

@ September 10, 2013 at 11:44 AM

http://i.imgur.com/FEXlF.jpg

Anonymous said...

Why do Japanese game developers never keep the code from their completed projects? It's a nightmare to figure out how to remake classic games without the source code.

Anonymous said...

@ September 10, 2013 at 11:44 AM

http://i.imgur.com/FEXlF.jpg


The racist bastard's moment of suffering is indeed our pleasure.

Anonymous said...

A 23 year old game released on Linux? :guitar::guitar::jizz::guitar:

Response please! said...

My name is Elizabeth, I am a little girl of 22 years old. I am the only one left in my family. I have seventeen million eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars fortune ($17,850,000.00).
I inherited this money from my late father. Please, I want you to partner with me to transfer the said amount to your country .
Your share would be 20% of the mentioned amount above. I will donate 10% to orphanage home in your country. You will help me to invest my 70% to any lucrative business in your country. I relocate to your country and continue my studies to become a Surgeons doctor.
If you are willing to help me relocate the money to your country, then contact me with this my private e-mail for instructions : elizabest210@yahoo.com
Please, you should send me your direct contact details Eg;
1) Your full name.
2)Your Phone number.
3)Your home or office address
4) Your marital status and your occupation.
Yours faithfully.
Elizabeth.


Only 20%? Fuck you! Try 90 and I might listen...

Anonymous said...

Riding a top a slender boat, he gently guides it to the shore.

Anonymous said...

Why bully linux? Why do you bully linux?

Anonymous said...

Because Linux is super easy to install, duh.

Anonymous said...

Most of today's' music causes people to go into great depression without them even realizing that it’s the music that’s causing them to be depressed. And the end result is drug addiction.

Some songs 'appear' to sound and feel good at first yet in reality consist of notes, tones, keys and pitches which break musical principles causing the brain to fall into a depressed state of mind without the listener even realizing what is happening to them.

Those musical notes, tones, keys and pitches hit specific neurotransmitters in the brain which cause depression to occur. And the effects are almost instant and long lasting.

And continuous listening to such music will cause continual depression which is why so many young people today turn to drugs, not just because they're programmed to, but also as a means of escape from their depressed and messed up lives.

Anonymous said...

Do you know that Jesus loves you and he wants to save your soul?

Anonymous said...

Attention, fans of Tomb Raider, The Last of Us, Injustice: Gods Amongst Us, God of War, etc...

Are you buying to watch a movie (that will end up on Youtube), or are you buying to play a video game (assuming you are doing any kind of gameplay between the cutscenes)?

Anonymous said...

Do you know that Jesus loves you and he wants to save your soul?

Liberals don't care, which is why they are trying to destroy America with their gay Satanic atheist niggerloving agenda.

Anonymous said...

They are all written by Tom Shelly.

Obviously he is a MiguelSoft user.

Anonymous said...

Injustice: Gods Amongst Us

Haven't even played story mode, too busy kicking ass 1v1 using Batman, Hank Henshaw, John Stewart and Nightwing, umad?

Anonymous said...

Most of today's' music causes people to go into great depression without them even realizing that it’s the music that’s causing them to be depressed. And the end result is drug addiction.

That's because the record industries base their "music" on randomly-generated MIDI tunes. Much quicker and cheaper than hiring some musician to think about the tunes.

Anonymous said...

Songs filled with minor chords and whining vocals making people depressed... you don't say.

Anonymous said...

Maybe people around you are depressed because you stopped using deodorant in the late '90s...

Anonymous said...

...don't waste any more time....

Anonymous said...

...remember to bathe

Anonymous said...

Burma Shave

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