Saturday, March 17, 2012

Pester mingo


Sigh. About 7 years too late, buddy.

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Tar said...

No

Anonymous said...

If VT100 was good enough in 1978 it's good enough now. Really even line printers should meet the needs of 99.9% of users unless they're into fancy gaming or something. If you really need something hardcore, just go with a CGA or even a VGA card, which is the Cadillac of video cards even to this day.

Never use 'LOL' in a bug report said...

I haven't tried the newer kernels yet cause I haven't found any concrete directions, don't want to screw this up much more. I already lost enough data and time.
It's funny, it seems all these reports are about Ivy Bridge and built in video, haven't seen much of Sandy Bridge and add on video. Must be the laptop thing lol.


Must be the laptop thing lol

Just upgrade your kernel :) said...

I just followed Michael advice and upgraded the kernel to 4.3 and now FlightGear does not freeze the computer any more :)

Anonymous said...

I just specced a server and was mildly amused to find a G200 viddy chip.

Yeah they're still pretty common in servers, along with the Rage 128. I think that's the real reason Aero is disabled by default in the server product. It's actually mildly annoying with software that's ultimately designed to operate on DX10+ enabled Vista/7 but needs to be set up first on the server. These chips aren't even DX9, 5-6 I think.

Email shuttleworth said...

I've sent an email directly to Mark Shuttleworth, well at least at his secretary: that's as direct as I know how to contact him. No one else seems to bother. Does any body know developer at Canonical who we might contact with this problem? Who is in charge of bugs at Canonical?

Anonymous said...

We're all niggers, even you!

Anonymous said...

then why pea ness so smawl??

Chinese Rapeman said...

You get wrape now!!!

YOUTUBER said...

GTA IS SUCH A FUCKING JOKE, SAME GAME YAWN. AND IT RIPS OFF SAINTS ROW. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON JUST FUCKING CAUSE 2. THAT GAME IS SUCH A SR2 RIP OFF.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL)OLOLOLOLOLOLO 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 GET MAD GTA FAGS HEIL HITLER 卐卐 卐 卐 卐  卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐

Anonymous said...

....heh.. everyone remember that patch that was made a Critical Update for Office 2003 to remove that little nazi squiggle from one of the fonts?

Symbol7.ttf I think....

Anonymous said...

I've seen "Top Comments" and "Author Comments" but what are "Linked Comments" on YouTube?

Anonymous said...

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah I don't know, that thing. That magic.

Anonymous said...

You see it in the movies.

Anonymous said...

┌─┐
┴─┴
ಠ_ರೃ - I Say.

Anonymous said...

Win 8:

Start Menu gets dropped and replaced by a monster

The ability to just download a program and run it is on the way to get dropped (Windows Store or bust). Given the direction, I won't be surprised by a mandatory "Gate Keeper" for desktop applications in Win 9, too. Basically they are creating a mandatory repository system. Yay. An appstore would be fine by itself, but I hate being FORCED to use it. It also makes creating tiny in-house utilities so much harder, to sideload (circumvent the appstore) you NEED to buy windows servers (which provide in-house appstores). Just what the heck. I need a server to execute my own metro programs?

VS Express for desktop gets dropped.
DVD playback support gets dropped
Easy navigation gets dropped

... EGHW. I hate it to admit, but Microsoft's (and Apple's) actions lately echo some of the warnings freetards always yelled out.

Anonymous said...

Sinofsky gets dropped.
Ballmer gets dropped.

Anonymous said...

What's so fucking scary is how freetarded the eightards sound.

Half of the TMs can be applied to the eightards right now.

Anonymous said...

... EGHW. I hate it to admit, but Microsoft's (and Apple's) actions lately echo some of the warnings freetards always yelled out.

But actual Freetards quite like Windows 8. Has Poggie weighed-in on Windows 8?

These are interesting times, indeed.

Anonymous said...

No, what's scary is how you queers are quaking in your boots about future changes to a Microsoft OS. Already worrying about Windows 9? What the fuck, faggot - THAT'S how freetards act.

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid. Hold me.

kurkosdr said...
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kurkosdr said...

The ability to just download a program and run it is on the way to get dropped (Windows Store or bust).

Dude, you can't drop such a bomb without posting a link. Also, are you referring to the desktop/laptop version or the tablet version?

If my Windows PC can't install programs outside the app store (like the ones I compile with DevCpp for my stupid university projects) after the upgrade to Win8 and my Optimus 2X can, I will go nuts. I personally think this restriction will be only for the tablet version.

Anonymous said...

It will be worse.

Windows 8 will only allow you to install applications which have been approved by Ohio Ham.

Anonymous said...

I'm poor student, has no money. What you recommend me? Steal Windows or install Linux? I'm devout Catholic, so don't like idea of steal. Please give advice.

Anonymous said...

I'm poor student, has no money. What you recommend me? Steal Windows or install Linux? I'm devout Catholic, so don't like idea of steal. Please give advice.

Do what you've been doing since you were 8 and suck your priest's cock and he'll buy you a copy of Windows.

Let him take your ass and you'll have the pro version of Windows.

Anonymous said...

I think Windows 8 will crash and burn as will the app store. People don't want inspiring or sexy or innovative when using Windows. They want the same thing they've used for years without any new gayness.

If I want gay, I'll buy an iFag device so that I can hang out at Starbucks.

Anonymous said...

If I want gay, I'll hang out with your dad.

Anonymous said...

MicrosoftIsDying(TM)

VistaIsTheEnd(TM)

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't say Microsoft is dying. They have butt loads of money in the bank. They can fuck up a version or 2 even. But I do think Metrosexual will be a big fucking crash.

They'll realize that it's a mistake and go back to delivering what they deliver best: a vanilla experience.

Anonymous said...

Will using Metro make me more gay than iFag users?

Porno and Murder said...

Maybe Volitron Inc. Should remove the mosaic that surronds the private parts of The Protagonist. So I Say If Saints Row 4 is to be wilder than Saints Row: The Third, Then Why the Hell would the Lead Writer say Johnny would not return? I say he returns. Saints Row is nothing without Gat. That was not a smart move killing Gat in the first place. Johnny was a badass. When Saints Row: The Fourth comes out, I want Gat and Porno and Murder included.

Adam King said...

Adam King pwns TMR big time, again.

Anonymous said...

Queefer always pwns those stupid bitches.

Anonymous said...

Will using Metro make me more gay than iFag users?

Surgeon General Warns: Using Metrosexual will make you queer, just not as queer as iFag users.

Flying Toaster said...

I love to eat cock!

Anonymous said...

Flying Toaster said...
I love to eat cock!


Hi Toastie, you finally decided to try out the Consumer Preview of Windows 8 I see.

Reads like you're loving you some Metrosexual! Now come back and tell us how we're all wrong (we're not), and are predicting Microsoft's downfall due to Windows 8 (we aren't).

We eagerly await the ensuing lulz.

Anonymous said...

Why Ubuntu on Android is the most important thing evar.

Blah blah blah blah, I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing, but the comments are open to trolling.

Flying Toaster said...

Apple iOS is now enterprise capable.

Flying Toaster said...

At least TM Repo has more interesting conversation than you bottom feeders.

Arivaderchi drones!

Anonymous said...

When addressing me, you would use "arrivederla". Peon.

Anonymous said...

Linux is truly worthless when it isn't even worth hating any longer.

And there's only so many times that you can laugh at a clown executing a pratfall, which is what today's freetard more or less is, before it gets stale.

Now all that remains is to break blogger before LH gets off his fat lazy ass and pastes another link.

Greek banks receive 18bn euros from bailout fund said...

Pump in that fake money...

Anonymous said...

I'm going to register www.greekslaves4cheap.com since this whole crisis will open up new markets.

I'll ensure 2-for-1 deals like: buy a Greek whore and get 1 for no extra cost. It's gonna be a money maker for sure. Success gentlemen!

:guitar: :guitar:

Anonymous said...

Come to Greece and enjoy the beaches with all the hot Greek chicks awaiting you!

Anonymous said...

Greek chicks

It's one thing that they exist. Fine. It's another thing to take a photo of them. And yet another thing to upload that photo to the internet. What is the thought process with that one.

Anonymous said...

Oh and let's not forget, taking the time to process it to black and white, since the original is in color.

Anonymous said...

Probably cropped too. What matter of sickness and depravity would lead someone to do this?

Anonymous said...

The one standing is thinking, "Awwww yeaah I'm fucking all that!"

Anonymous said...

Fuckers retire at 50, most don't pay income tax, work en masse for the government (thank you 1980s), and are fucking fat fucks.

Perhaps 2 areas of employment that could be harnessed from Greece:
1) Hippo-suction used to make quality soaps
2) Skin transplant donors for those suffering from burns

Other than that, not really sure there's a place for Greece in the 21st century.

Anonymous said...

Greek chicks

The only way this could get any worse is if the next few pictures showed them naked and licking each others' nether-regions.

Here's the color version.

Anonymous said...

Thanks. I threw up a bit in my mouth.

Rich156 (pro) said...

i fancy a tussle with these ladies...great shot

Fat Slags said...

Sex Mad Slappers!

Anonymous said...

Why is TM Repository perpetually so slow? Loading it reminds me of Netscape circa 1995.

Anonymous said...

Because he's using his l33t coding skillz and has picked the newest of newest technologies and it's not his fault that the admin is a dumbass that cannot buy the best h/w lol.

Anonymous said...

Why is TM Repository perpetually so slow? Loading it reminds me of Netscape circa 1995.

Better question: why aren't you there trolling the nametards right now?

Momma Toaster said...

At least TM Repo has more interesting conversation than you bottom feeders.

Oww, our Talkie Toaster is upset; are they mean to you, Talkie? Don't let them pick on you Talkie.

You boys leave Talkie alone, you hear?
Otherwise momma Toaster is coming down to the courtyard.

Adam King said...

Better question: why aren't you there trolling the nametards right now?

BRB, DoSing.

Anonymous said...

BRB, DoSing.

you mean you clicked on the link for the stream and waited 5 minutes for a response?

Gotta love open sores quality products like Django: the power of fail in your hands.

Anonymous said...

So a "DoS" on TMR is 3 of us trying to load it at the same time?

Anonymous said...

meh

Anonymous said...

So a "DoS" on TMR is 3 of us trying to load it at the same time?

+5 Insightful
+4 Funny

Anonymous said...

meh

Fuck off TMR guy.

Anonymous said...

Microsoft won only because of their awesome marketing

Anonymous said...

TMRrunsOnLinux(tm)

Anonymous said...

FML

Anonymous said...

Fuck off TMR guy

meh

Anonymous said...

Why is my rectum so stretched out?

Anonymous said...

Because you installed Ubuntu.

Jerkface said...

Goddamn Sinovsky can't pull a fucking thing past fucking Intel! Fucking Intel will make the x86 tablet fucking run fucking Photoshop. Fuck Steam for taking a retail cut. I hate pirates they're assholes. Fucking Metro will die after Fucking Intel steps in.

Anonymous said...

Ubuntu Buttfucking Badger edition will do that to you.

Just wait until the special Mandingo LTS version comes: Ubuntu Nasty NiggerGonnaRapeYoAss

Anonymous said...

What does LTS stand for?

Laceration To Sphincter

Straight White Male said...

Women don't need special treatment, they aren't in IT because their boobs are too small.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Chipzilla and why is Jerkface suck their cock?

And why is Jerkface writing about himself in the third-person?

florin todor: master troll? said...

Changed in xorg (Ubuntu):
status:
Confirmed → Fix Released


WTF?

Huh. Fix released???? What fix Florin???? Is this a joke? I hope not. Please be specific what has been fixed and how? Is there an update available?

..

Why does Florin change the status immediately to 'fix released'???? By doing so we will not see a real fix soon.

LOL:


""florin is not an active member of any Launchpad teams. " ???

just reinstall said...

This is florin's "fix" for the freezing graphics problem:

Anyway I reinstall the 12.04 from scratch and after I applied all available updates (still on kernel 3.2.0.24) I put the line
sudo intel_reg_write 0x2120 '0x1206800'
in /etc/rc.local.
After that (for 3 or 4 days now) I don't have any freeze, and even Google Earth work OK.

PS

I don't know if this is important but in Compiz (CCSM) under OpenGL I unchecked "Sync To VBlank" also.


PROBLEM SOLVED, FUCKERS

Anonymous said...

Embrace the future

Anonymous said...

Why Linux is better

What do you got, winbreds?

Anonymous said...

PROBLEM SOLVED, FUCKERS

Oh but now my wireless doesn't work and my OGGs sound like they're playing through a tunnel.

Anonymous said...

why is jerkface suck their cock?

Anonymous said...

Oh but now my wireless doesn't work and my OGGs sound like they're playing through a tunnel.

Reinstall the 12.04 from scratch, apply all available updates (staying on kernel 3.2.0.24) and put the line sudo intel_reg_write 0x2120 '0x1206800' in rc.conf and in in Compiz (CCSM) under OpenGL unchecked "Sync To VBlank".

CONFIRMED → FIX RELEASED, FUCKERS

Anonymous said...

Okay I added the modeline you said but customized it for my resolution. I have a dumpster dived VGA so I need to hax0r the scanlines to fake higher resolution. It's making sparks and kinda smells but I get 800x600 @ 37 Hz and it is TOTALLY AWESOME.

But I still can't get OpenGL to work. I have a Trident ISA video card with 512K RAM. That should be enough, right?

Anonymous said...

http://en.gentoo-wiki.com/wiki/X.Org/Modelines

"Warning: As of 2011, manual ModeLine writing is usually unnecessary and is discouraged."

LOL.

Stallman said...

But I still can't get OpenGL to work. I have a Trident ISA video card with 512K RAM. That should be enough, right?

That's why there is no possible ethical way you could use OpenGL. Go outside and ride a bike instead. It's got a much higher framerate.

Anonymous said...

There was once a time when Groklaw provided a valuable service to the Linux community. All the legal stuff coming out of the SCO case was tricky for people to understand, and so PJ at Groklaw took it upon herself to explain it all - and did a mighty fine job, too. But since the SCO case has quietened down, the site has started to post other "news" from the Linux world, and to be honest, now that it has strayed outside of its core competency of paralegalism, Groklaw is starting to suck.

Anonymous said...

manual ModeLine writing is usually unnecessary and is discouraged

But it builds character, and seperates the linux kiddies from the Linux Men.

Anonymous said...

640 x 480 Isn't Dead Just Yet

Anonymous said...

Oh yes

Work it baby

Anonymous said...

But since the SCO case has quietened down, the site has started to post other "news" from the Linux world

Pamela got a taste of sweet, sweet sponsership money and the chance to be an internet celebrity.

Groklaw is just another OMGUbuntuesque echo chamber, where freetards can do no wrong.

Anonymous said...

640 x 480 Isn't Dead Just Yet

Ubuntu's UI is designed for 640x480 because that's the res the Ubuntu developers run it in VirtualBox on their Macs.

I am convinced that noone at Canonical run Ubuntu natively. Because it is still utter shit.

Anonymous said...

@May 28, 2012 11:06 PM

Dude's website looks like shit at 640x480.

What an assload of fail.

Anonymous said...

Earth's Core: Friend or Foe?

nicetits said...

God damn shit nugget Windows 8 Sinofsky Hitler fascist totalitarian Maoist hamburger ice cream cone pre-fab intellectual scum butt farter.

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Seriously. When I read through the comments here it's like non-stop laughs. I do my fair share of trolling here but you guys are awesome. I love you guys.

Anonymous said...

Fucking earth's core is due to fucking solidify before the fucking sun even explodes. God damn motherfucking magnetic field will fucking collapse and solar wind will fucking strip the atmosphere like it did to cocksucking Mars.

Anonymous said...

Contrast with TMR "stream"

Which feels like sandpaper on your eyeballs.

Anonymous said...

@May 28, 2012 11:28 PM

Welcome back, jerkface!

Anonymous said...

(╯°□°)╯︵ ɹǝʇsɐoʇ buıʎןɟ

Anonymous said...

99 more posts until Blogger chokes.

Make 'em good, fellas..

Anonymous said...

Seriously. When I read through the comments here it's like non-stop laughs. I do my fair share of trolling here but you guys are awesome. I love you guys.

Smoking a bit of crack just before arriving also helps.

Anonymous said...

I wanna be a nerdcore rapper. I'm working hard on the rapping part.

Anonymous said...

I wanna be a nerdcore rapper.

Practice hard and get real good and you too can have a cameo in the Sesame Street direct-to-video movie Elmo's Potty Time.

Anonymous said...

Smoking a bit of crack just before arriving also helps.

Don't snort and surf.

Anonymous said...

Don't snort and surf.

Somebody is a Grumpasaurus!

HAHAHA said...

Eat a dick

Anonymous said...

Oh noes! Lawyers out of a job! Quick, gas 'em before they find a new rat hole!

Anonymous said...

Freetards infest time comments secrion:

http://techland.time.com/2012/05/25/8-ways-microsoft-will-tweak-windows-8/

golden comments:

first the infamous windows thrashing:

"Windows is such a pathetic operating system.. Apart from providing its users with broken registries, spyware, viruses, DRM crap, lack of choice.. Now it also includes a crappy visual style."

followed by of course, nobody asked for it, forced DOWN YOOUR THROAT freetardism:

"If anyone wants choice, try Linux.. There is so much choice in the "visual style" of the OS. You can have Cinnamon, Mate, KDE, Gnome 3, Unity, Fluxbox, Xfce etc.. All in a stable and secure environment."

Anonymous said...

Facebook down nearly 6% again. LOLZ

Sentence Makes Attractive Blonde Famous said...

Whore makes worldwide news for saying one simple sentence. LOL, these dumb bitches have life so easy.

Anonymous said...

"Hello. Whoa. Wow, my mind is blown," were Aimee Copeland's first words Sunday morning to her sister and mother, her father said in a phone interview Monday with The Associated Press. Andy Copeland was in church at the time and had to wait until a later visitation time Sunday evening to hear his daughter's voice.

Anonymous said...

Fluxbox

Heh, oh god. I remember once using Fluxbox/Slackware instead of Windows XP on a computer. I was a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

You also have a penis 1/10th the length and girth of Mandingo.

Anonymous said...

liek dis if u cry evrytim

THIS said...

Now this is some serious nigger dick.

Anonymous said...

@May 29, 2012 7:39 AM

pretty cold, dude.

unless that was irony, of course.

Although I did think the movie about the one-armed surfer girl was a trite piece of rubbish, considering my grandad lost his right arm to the shoulder at 21 in a rail yard accident in the 1920's and still managed to work that same job and support his family in a time without the social safety nets that we enjoy today. No one will ever make a movie about him, cuz he wasn't a cute blonde surfer chick who overcame adversity in the name of her hobby.

Still, I feel a pang for this girl. That flesh eating disease is scary shit. If I ended up like that, I'd ask for a bullet.

Anonymous said...

Necrotizing fasciitis is for pansies.

Anonymous said...

Fedora s shoving Mandingo's 'Beefy Miracle' into the asses of freetards.

Anonymous said...

Fedora - the bleeding edge of buttrape that freetards can't get enough of.

More of a perpetual technology preview than a functional OS. Usually installed along side of Uhumptoo so the turdlet can switch between distros depending on which one's particular breakage affects his current task less.

Of course the last time I looked was when distros were shoving KDE 4.0 AlphaIsBetaIsFinal(tm) up the willing asses of Lusers. I'm certain it has improved since then, nay even to the point of being like taking Mandingo WITHOUT ground glass coating his tool and a bad dose of piles thrown in for your enjoyment.

Anonymous said...

meh

Anonymous said...

They can't release a stable Fedora, that would impact Red Hat's business model.

Anonymous said...

If you're a cute blond with a bubbly personality you'll get worldwide coverage over an ingrown toenail. Meanwhile you could be an ugly dude or black and accomplish something never before and you might get on page 127 of the local paper. Maybe. Chances are you'll end up in the unformatted, unprinted digests that are shipped to the website.

Another thing...OH MY GOD WHAT IS KIM KARDASHAIN UP TO IS THAT A PUPPY HOLY SHIT THAT IS SOOOOOO CUTE FUCK YOU FELLAS I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!

Anonymous said...

You could install Fedora 17, the Beefy Miracle, that would solve your problem.

Anonymous said...

I can't find the image, but there was a cartoon parody of Facebook that was dead on with that - the guy's update was something like "I am nominated for a nobel prize" and one person liked it. A woman's update was something like "Went shopping today" and one thousand people liked it. DEAD ON. Also, this.

Anonymous said...

No one will ever make a movie about him, cuz he wasn't a cute blonde surfer chick who overcame adversity in the name of her hobby

Blonds are the dumbest bitches on the planet. You want a thinking girl who won't get fat? Get an Asian chick. They'll suck your cock and take it up the ass even after saying "I do".

Anonymous said...

Now this is some serious nigger dick.

Enough to make a horse feel inadequate.

Any photos with that thing shoved all the way up her ass?

Anonymous said...

Does Janet Mason even do anal? I should know, yet I don't.

Anonymous said...

Miguel has abandoned MiguelSoft!!! If Miguel no longer help to install me MiguelSoft they keel my family!!

Anonymous said...

Does Janet Mason even do anal?

Good question. I saw a DP creampie but it was double vaginal.

Anonymous said...

Hello-lo-lo-lo ....

Anonymous said...

The studios that actually own all the distribution rights to the videos on Netflix are, for the most part, wary about DRM on Linux, under the belief that obscurity grants security. Now, we all know that's stupid, but we also all know they are stupid.

Who's smarter, slashtards or executive officers of billion dollar media distribution companies? Must be the slashtards. This guy would look a little less foolish if there weren't a years old critical vulnerability in sudo revealed like two days ago. But you'd still have to be a real idiot to declare Netflix's DRM ineffective.

Same old microsoft said...

1) Create new technology
2) Market the hell out of it
3) Everyone gets hyped up, next big thing etc
4) Microsoft drops technology
5) repeat step 1

This has been their standard order of business for decades. Watch for the same thing to happen to "Metro" Microsoft's latest big thing..


This gets +5. Mention that Google does the same fucking thing in the replies and get -1.

Anonymous said...

Mention that Google does the same fucking thing in the replies and get -1.

Or that any other company does it, which is what business is all about: creating artificial demand. If you're smart, they call you Steve Jobs in this arena.

Anonymous said...

Yeah no mentions of Apple either. They get away with everything, even obsoleting stuff still under warranty (G5 architecture) or shipping blatantly obsolete backstock as new (Core2 over two processor revisions). They even get people to fork over $200 contract termination fees so that they can buy a new iPhone every year. Can you imagine if Microsoft tried something like this?

Chromebox said...

LOL.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine if Microsoft tried something like this?

Ahem, they are in the middle of dropping WP7 phones (which are still being sold to the moron Metro aficionados) in favour of WP8 ones.

Not only are Metrotards not complaining, they are stating they'll buy whatever MS shoves up their ass...

Anonymous said...

Still I find it ironic that Windows 8 appears to be poised to take users to the new world of mobile computing and yet Microsoft hasn't yet released a tablet. Or have they and I just missed it?

Anonymous said...

You should try that argument on freetards. Watch them struggle to admit that WP7 has enough market penetration to make its obsolescence matter.

Anonymous said...

Steve Ballmer has an 80-inch cock in his pants.

Anonymous said...

The Chromebook laptop is marketed for $449

The fuck? There are tons of low end Lenovos and Acers in that price range. Hell even $100 less if you catch a sale. Why would anyone pay a premium to run a web browser? Really this is the kind of thing that Comcast gives out for free in exchange for 2 year contracts.

Anonymous said...

Watch them struggle to admit that WP7 has enough market penetration to make its obsolescence matter.

It doesn't, unless you're using it, of course.

I was strictly talking from the WP7 buyers' point of view...

And the freetards are in the same kind of a pickle - nobody cares about them, and yet they depend on a continued existence of a doomed platform that has failed twenty years ago.

Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if they actually sided with WinPhonetards.

Anonymous said...

Does Janet Mason even do anal?

Who cares when we have Silvia Saint - she's done so much anal, that no other porn star need to bother... ever... with anything.

Just google for her:

site: planetsuzy.org Silvia Saint

Anonymous said...

Is Silvia Saint still active? That's a name from my teenage years...

Anonymous said...

Wow, Facebook is now under $29. LOL fail.

Anonymous said...

I think she is... or at least she was a while ago.

But she only does rather soft lesbian porn nowadays; still, her old stuff is awesome.

<3

Anonymous said...

Facebook is worth about $5 - it's still unbelievably overvalued at $29.

Anonymous said...

A box of my stale poo is worth more than Facebook.

Porn tubes on the other than, that's liquid gold.

Anonymous said...

I once tried to sell some fecal content on Craigslist (as a joke). I actually got replies back.

Man, you want to talk about some really fucked up people?

Anonymous said...

On Friday nights, I like to jerk off in front of my computer to YouTube videos of unboxing smart phones.

Anonymous said...

That's not fucked up, that's just pathetic.

Anonymous said...

How many times per day does everybody masturbate?

Anonymous said...

It depends. Usually 1 - 2 times per day.

If I'm on LHB it shoots up to about 4 or even 5 times.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind getting me some more of that Arcturian poontang.

Anonymous said...

Get an Asian chick. They'll suck your cock and take it up the ass even after saying "I do".

Why Hello Mr. Zuckerberg

The old Windows PC resurrected with Ubuntu said...

WTF, since when has Ars turned freetarded?

Anonymous said...

My peen turned inside out and escaped out my butt after one of you fuckers posted the My Big Fat Greek Bikini pics.

Thanks a lot!

I used to enjoy spanking that monkey too.....

Anonymous said...

OMG FREETARD!

Everything that luser writes about whatever he can do with the laptop has a "but" statement.

He got rid of Windows for less fail than he has experienced with ucuntu. You got 4 gigs of ram now? Put 7 of the fucker and it'll fly.

You still get the OMG SO NEW AND SHINY! experience

Anonymous said...

Ars was always at least slightly freetarded, just like all the tech press.

What do these tech dudes do that makes them such "malware magnets"? (Rhetorical answer, I know the answer is downloading shemale porn and pirating Call of Duty) Shouldn't these guys be experts at avoiding malware?

If he needs to cart it around so much why doesn't he buy a battery for the thing? Since this is/was such a high volume product, batteries are extremely cheap, cheaper than the RAM even. Doesn't he realize that "extra capacity" batteries mean nothing in terms of cell degradation? Shouldn't Ars require at least basic electronics knowledge when hiring writers?

Lots of dumpster diving stories in the comments.

Anonymous said...

The computer I'm on now is an Athlon XP (which an earlier poster desribed as a "how are you still working" aged CPU!) with two 80 GB drives and 2 GB ram in XP. You know what? It still works fine, so why change?

Well, for starters, you might be sick of watching 240p YouTube at 12 FPS and trying to drown out the sound of screeching fans. And let's not pretend you have GPU acceleration or anything because Athlon XP was deprecated for like 4 years before these cards came out.

SLaks said...

Hi, does anyone need any help with Windows 8?

I'm sure you're all looking forward to the release with excitement, so let me introduce myself: I'm Schabse Laks, I'm a Microsoft Most Valuable Professional, I've been programming since I was 12 and I like to put pictures of myself inside Aero windows.

I started with VB6, then moved to C# 2 Beta 2 when I was 14. I never liked VB6, but I found my calling in C#, and I've stuck with it ever since.

Since then, I've also mastered web
development with jQuery.

I also wrote a jQuery tutorial and put a Visual Studio logo over my mugshot. My mom thinks it makes me look like a twat, but I think it's teh awesome!

Anonymous said...

I wrote a jQuery plugin while reading that,

*beep boop* said...

I am a jQuery plugin.

Anonymous said...

I wrote an operating system in Node.js, what do you have to offer you little twerp?

Dr.Loser said...

My long winded blog.

Anonymous said...

It has more interesting conversation than you bottom feeders.

Jerkface said...

Goddamn Metro. Fuck Steam.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for making my wife cry.

Anonymous said...

It has more interesting conversation than you bottom feeders.

lol, sure.

Anonymous said...

My peen turned inside out and escaped out my butt after one of you fuckers posted the My Big Fat Greek Bikini pics.

Thanks a lot!


The whole set has them tongue fucking each others' holes on the beach.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone brought up porn site comments? They're just like like YouTube comments but even stupider, which makes them go full circle back to entertaining.

"Disgusting French frogs. The Niggers of Europe."

"Fuck the French"

"Fuckin French"

Best part is they're obviously, obviously not French.

"i love porn im 12 years old :-) i cant wait to fuck a girl"

BTW if you see Linux advocacy on a porn video it's probably me.

Flying Toaster said...

If VT100 was good enough in 1978 it's good enough now. Really even line printers should meet the needs of 99.9% of users unless they're into fancy gaming or something.

That's fucking luxury and you know it. A real l33t user gets out a printed lookup table and decodes each and every pixel into a light brite image.

The rest of you are bottom feeders.

Anonymous said...

BTW if you see Linux advocacy on a porn video it's probably me.

You go bro! Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

It has more interesting conversation than you bottom feeders.

Actually what's funny is that that was me impersonating Faggy Toaster.

Anonymous said...

Actually what's funny is that that was me impersonating Faggy Toaster.

Bottom feeder.

Anonymous said...

Bottom feeder.

lol, sure.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone brought up porn site comments?

I have seen them and yes they are over the top. I usually don't read them because if they do I loose my erection and start laughing. It spoils the personal self-gratification moment.

Anonymous said...

I loose my erection and start laughing.

I usually start laughing when you have an erection too. What a coincidence!

Anonymous said...

STOP WASTING COMMENTS!!!!

Anonymous said...

OK.

Anonymous said...

Wasting comments? What do you mean?

Anonymous said...

Some people are so damned anal about comments... pull the stick out of your ass before you post.

Anonymous said...

why?

Anonymous said...

What computer illiterate retard wrote this article? With a Core 2 Duo and 2GB DDR2, that laptop would be blazing fast with a clean install of Windows 7. No need to install linux, which is a worthless Walmart OS by the way.

Anonymous said...

Installing a current Linux distro is absolutely confusing. There is no point where you have to insert any thumb drives with drivers. Nobody warns you that it usually just works!

Anonymous said...

Debian is where Apple stole it's big software packaging idea from. If you can't handle the whole "app store" concept then you are truely and genuinely helpless and you are going to have no hope of installing software on Windows.

Plus Linux has always had the sort of "take a tommy gun to your filesystem" graphical style installers that Windows users seem to fawn over so much. They really aren't that much to write home about. They're basically bash with some window dressing.

Anonymous said...

I really like Windows 8 and Metro. It is the pinnacle of it's genre.

Anonymous said...

Linux Mint is miles, light years, the width of our local galactic cluster ahead of Ubuntu. Every aspect of Mint is a superior implementation of something that Ubuntu fails at, or works in a slightly less well fashion. Plus if you're coming from Windows: Mint is a lot more familiar, but MUCH easier than either Ubuntu OR Windows.

Anonymous said...

The genre being fecal matter stuck to the side of your socks after a night of drinking and one too many burritos?

Anonymous said...

I've got a Dell Latitude C400 (1.0 GHz Pentium III, with a max 1GB RAM) running Zenwalk just fine. I can't seem to talk myself into letting that machine go. :-p

Anonymous said...

I like to insert mints from the restaurant up my ass. It makes my farts smell ... fresh.

Anonymous said...

freetards

Anonymous said...

STOP WASTING POSTS!

Anonymous said...

OK. Sorry 'bout that.

Anonymous said...

Who's wasting posts?

Anonymous said...

Who will get the last post?

Anonymous said...

Linux Mint makes your computer fresh.

Anonymous said...

jerkface

Anonymous said...

I think I will get the last post but I'm not sure.

Anonymous said...

2

Anonymous said...

1

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