Friday, July 27, 2012

Your free software website, for dummies

There is a certain art to buidling a website for your open source project.Before you create your own, make sure you know and follow the rules. You’ll thank me later.

It’s simple, really. It’s all about the first impression.

In particular, your site’s first page must communicate the following points:


  • It must mention the fact that your software is open source or free, or whatever bastardly combination of the two, even before explaining what your software does. Extra points if you mention exactly which license you use, and if you help educate the masses about how speech and beer are in fact, different worldly entities. Studies show that if your users do not understand exactly whether binary linking is allowed with your software, they will not use it.
  • If the name of your software is an acronym, you must explain what the acronym stands for, with even more confusing terms.
  • You must note which programming language your software is coded in, because that’s the first thing that any potential user will care about.
  • You must note how your program is modularized, and anyone can add modules and customize it to actually do what it was supposed to just do in the first place.
  • You must mention that your software is localized. Because, crappy software is somehow better when it speaks your language.
  • You must immediately jump into a “recent announcements” section, which has items that only the 3 developers on your project would possibly understand or derive any value from. Extra points if you have an embedded commit log.
  • You must mention that your software runs on at least 5 irrelevant platforms.
  • A personal favor, please note whether your application is multithreaded. I only download multithreaded software.
  • Refer to your application as a framework. Since all good great applications are framework. Firefox is a browsing framework. Gimp is a image processing framework. iTunes is a music listening framework. See?
  • Don’t ever call it an installer. Call it a binary distribution. Better yet, make sure the only way to install is through github. Make sure your github page offers no clues on what to do once you’re there.

There. Now you’re equipped to go create a site can compete with the best of ‘em. You’re welcome.

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Anonymous said...

Spics

Anonymous said...

A true Freetardicus would only recommend gnusense or trisquel. Nice try, proprieturd.

Anonymous said...

Haters!

It's time to celebrate!

It's officially kick a freetard in the nads day.

So what are you waiting for?!

Get a-kicking!

Anonymous said...

I kicked Joey Sneddon but I just hit pelvic bone as he apparently also has a case of extreme microtestes. It wasn't nearly as pleasing as I had hoped.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't nearly as pleasing as I had hoped.

My apologies! I should have warned all of you about micropeens and microtestes. Approximately 40% of all freetards carry this latent micro-gene. All kickers should be prepared and wear steel-toe shoes.

Anonymous said...

Joey gives us 10 things to do after installing Oompoopoo. Some highlights are

1. Asphyxiate yourself while wanking to the default desktop.
2. Add your porn streaming site accounts to UOA
3.Skype video chat with the fatass Oompoopoo tattoo guy while he wanks himself with tweezers.
4. Buy gimp suit with the shopping lens
5. Push your cock pics to Oompoopoo One.

Anonymous said...

Joey Sneddon plans turn his micropeen into a clit. Renames himself Josie.

Anonymous said...

The Amazng Micropeen boy tells us about Oompoopoo branded smartphone speakers. I love this part of his conclusion:

For me, I’m not sold. If my phone has to be sat on a speaker for it to work I may as well buy a £10 battery powered set that plugs into the headphone jack. That way I get the same experience and have £35 left over to spend on Quetzal t-shirts and Ubuntu stickers.

Oompoopoo stickers!!!! :guitar:

Anonymous said...

Why YearOfTheLinuxDesktop(TM) will never come.

Cunty McBallzak said...

A true Freetardicus would only recommend...

You, sah, have the very nerve and audacity to censure a fellow zealot's right to recommend his favorite software, no matter how ill-suited to the given task? That, sah, is NOT The Freetard Way!

...gnusense or trisquel.

Oh, forgive me: I did not know that you were a follower of Orthodox Stallmanism. Far be it from me to harbour anti-stallmanite prejudices. Carry on, chosen one of Saint Ignuticus. May the blessed legions of disproportionately massively endowed nubian bucks continue to pay regular visitations upon your spouse/fleshlight facsimile of the naughty bits thereof, as was written in the book of Pog.

Anonymous said...

I only write my fart apps in HTML5 for the Firefox Marketplace. Suck on that, proprieturds!

Anonymous Freetard said...

Oompoopoo stickers!!!! :guitar:

I've found that if I strategically place enough Oompoopoo stickers around the top of my penis (along with some tissue inside to keep the shape), I can increase my penis size to 3 inches. It's a total win!

:guitar:

Anonymous said...

I loved his fear mongering about Romney. I'd also like to ask him if he seriously believes that the likes of Oracle Microsoft and IBM won't be lining the pockets of key members of WHICHEVER administration comes into office, just to advance their interests. Mostly to see if he goes into trance mode and ignores IBM behaving like any good megacorp would (never mind this naive notion many seem to entertain that only conservatives are corruptible).

... the fuck? Pogs voted conservative. Naturally it was over a single-issue: the long-gun registry, possibly the only issue more important to him than FOSS.

Anonymous said...

I voted for the 'Negroes Are Sexing Your Wife" party.

Anonymous said...

I voted for the 'Negroes Are Sexing Your Wife" party.

And I for one welcome the wife-copulating Negro hoards.

Anonymous said...

Awesome, Hollywood is going Prometheus 2!

Anonymous said...

Naturally it was over a single-issue: the long-gun registry

It really scares me that a man as mentally unbalanced, socially inept, and oblivious to reality has and uses guns.

REIGN OF STORMFRONT said...

Negro hoards

Wake up white man the race war is coming !!! Train the body and the mind !!!!

Anonymous said...

You expect consistency from Pogson?

Well, consistency beyond defending absolutely anything and anyone that, even if only in some peripheral aspect, either puts OSS forward or prevents Microsoft from making another dollar here and there.

Never mind the gun ownership. I'm more concerned about the damage he did as an educator.

Anonymous said...

Never mind the gun ownership. I'm more concerned about the damage he did as an educator.

Robert Pogson touched my genitals, Robert Pogson touched my genitals, Robert Pogson touched my genitals.


Is he Catholic perchance?

Anonymous said...

I hear that Poggy is hung like a donkey. He just has erectile dysfunction from the radiation emitted by 'The Beast'.

Anonymous said...

He just has erectile dysfunction from the radiation emitted by 'The Beast'.

That would explain the constant stroking from his fanboy fan base on his blog.

Anonymous said...

New type of tweezers have been made specifically to jerk Joey's micropeen.

Anonymous said...

Robert Pogson touched my genitals, Robert Pogson touched my genitals, Robert Pogson touched my genitals.


Is he Catholic perchance?


Let's not forget that those words were posted by one of us; LHB - trolling Canadian teachers like a bunch of trolls that we are.

Anonymous said...

Why did I move here? I guess it was the Facebook page.

Anonymous said...

Pogs voted conservative. Naturally it was over a single-issue: the long-gun registry, possibly the only issue more important to him than FOSS.

There's Canada conservative and there is American conservative. One looks socialist when compared to the other.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget that those words were posted by one of us; LHB - trolling Canadian teachers like a bunch of trolls that we are.

Now you need a facebook account to rate the genital touching jackass.

Anonymous said...

You guys are just cyber bullies. When he drinks bleach / hangs himself because of your comments and there's worldwide outrage, you will be sorry.

Anonymous said...

You guys are just cyber bullies. When he drinks bleach / hangs himself because of your comments and there's worldwide outrage, you will be sorry.

Plenty of ugly guys have killed themselves, and no-one gave a shit, when it's a pretty, young girl, who also happens to be fit as fuck, it's an international tragedy.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the overuse of commas in my previous comment, I will now commit sodoku for bringing shame upon the Linux Haters' Blog.

Anonymous said...

You guys are just cyber bullies. When he drinks bleach / hangs himself because of your comments and there's worldwide outrage, you will be sorry.

+5 funny

Although I can't imagine much more that he can do to his life since he's a full-blown pineapple growing, shotgun-shell refilling freetard.

Anonymous said...

when it's a pretty, young girl, who also happens to be fit as fuck, it's an international tragedy.

15 or not, she was a hot little piece of ass.

Anonymous said...

I'll say this. Underage slut or no underage slut, that bitch went out like a man. She had balls. It was a fuckin' shame to kill herself.

Anonymous said...

You're mad at President Obama for calling your father a liar? Well, let's get something straight, he didn't call your father a liar, I did. The president just said that what your father said isn't true. I've been saying all year that your father is a liar, I've repeatedly said that your father lies and is trying to lie his way into the White House.

You want to take a swing at someone for calling your old man a liar? Take a swing at me. Come on, come on. And don't worry, there won't be any Secret Service involved. Just us. And I'll make it easy for you, I'll come to you. Anytime, anywhere.

Anonymous said...

15 or not, she was a hot little piece of ass.

Pedo!

Anonymous said...

I will now commit sodoku for bringing shame upon the Linux Haters' Blog.

You'll commit a crossword puzzle with numbers? Good luck with that.

Shake Weight said...

Sorry, you haven't endorsed our scam. Maybe in the future you'll like us better.

Anonymous said...

You guys are just cyber bullies. When he drinks bleach / hangs himself because of your comments and there's worldwide outrage, you will be sorry.

Shut up and hand over your lunch money, worm.

Cleveland Mark Blakemore said...

I advise Tom Hall to start a new project based on the strength of his previous accomplishments as a game designer and team leader. Tom should cut Loot Drop loose along with John Romero and Brenda Brathwaite because they are boat anchors, both of them. Neither one of them has any credit to their name like any one of the numerous excellent titles produced by Tom Hall.

Tom, if you need somebody to show you how to create a pitch video for your product that is far better than the junk that was posted up here feel free to contact me at any time. I could sell your qualifications because you have them. Brenda and John, it's all just smoke and mirrors.

philosophy onna stick said...

Plenty of ugly guys have killed themselves, and no-one gave a shit, when it's a pretty, young girl, who also happens to be fit as fuck, it's an international tragedy.

As much as I want to dismiss you as being just a cynical bag of Mandingo cum..... yeah - you're right.

No one really gives a fuck when dozens of gas-huffing kids on reservations across the country kill themselves every year. We just comfort ourselves with gubbermint sponsored studies and inquests now and again that really accomplish nothing. And that's just one group.

The biggest tragedy is that some lives are deemed to be worth more than others merely because of things like race, gender, beauty, and socio-economic standing. All shallow traits that have nothing to do with the worth of any person as a human being.

That being said, the news media are the niggers of humanity, for engaging us in this universal hypocrisy.

It's a tregedy when any young person finds they can no longer cope with a life that they've not even begun to live.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to enjoy the tablet frenzy, even though Microsoft are a little behind in the market, Freetards have been completely left out in the cold.

They've just demoed the Ubuntu desktop working on a tablet, a desktop that was optimized for Netbooks. Observe in the video how badly Ubuntu fails on a touch interface, it's cringe-worthy.

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Anonymous said...

Sure, Queef. Whatever you say.

Anonymous said...

Also, Queef.

Anonymous said...

@October 20, 2012 8:27 AM

+5 Insightful

Anonymous said...

@October 20, 2012 12:36 PM

-1 Queef

@October 20, 2012 1:18 PM

-1 DrToasterTwatongoloid

Anonymous said...

LHB contains less than 200 entries to post.

Would you like to know more?

Anonymous said...

If you had a gun to your head with a choice of either programming in Java for server side or sucking a homeless man's dirty cock, what would you choose?

Anonymous said...

The homeless dude's cock. Being a Java weenie is much worse than an isolated gay act.

Anonymous said...

Sucking the homeless dude's cock would only take five minutes, whereas a Java project could take months or years and in the end: would anyone ever recover from the trauma of using Java?

I think I could forget sucking a homeless man's dick, but the scars of using Java would be with me forever.

Anonymous said...

Time to see what the Freetards will make out of the Doom 3 engine.

Nothing of value is my prediction.

Anonymous said...

Freetards, lol:

“Avoid the pain of Windows 8” was the text that accompanied the new Ubuntu's launch, and thousands of fans quickly made their approval apparent over the course of the day on Google+.

Want more Freetardedness? Join Google+

Anonymous said...

Flawless.

Sorry, it's a link to someone with a fucked upgrade, if you were expecting pr0n you're out of luck.

Anonymous said...

Has Pogs weighed in on this? We can't have a good laugh until Pogs defends Google over this.

Anonymous said...

Mickeysofine's Sims clone for Linux has halted development, due to running out of funds and developers.

John Walker, from games news site Rock Paper Shotgun, said there was always a danger that something like this would happen with projects funded via Kickstarter.

"It's a real shame to see La Vida struggling," he said. "They've done exactly what Kickstarter suggests - being open and frank about the issues they've faced, how they've spent the money, and their attempts to resolve them."

Anonymous said...

Nearly forgot, another quote from the article:

Mr Mickeysofine did add that zero developers, an obscure programming language and dwindling cash did not mean the game was entirely dead.

He was in talks with another games studio that might take the title on and invited anyone who might be able to help to get in touch.


So La Vida may still happen guys, after all, thousands of people want this project to happen!

Anonymous said...

@October 20, 2012 10:22 PM

Good answer.

Anonymous said...

MANDINGO WINS! FATALITY!

Anonymous said...

@ October 20, 2012 10:37 PM

Ha! Ha!

Anonymous said...

Brazil's National Association of Newspapers says all 154 members had followed its recommendation to ban the search engine aggregator from using their content.

The papers say Google News refused to pay for content and was driving traffic away from their websites.


Google is dropping ,like flies .

Free as in freedom cucumber said...

This girl sure knows how to milk ad money off some nerds..

Anonymous said...

You mean the five people that don't use ad blocking add-ons?

Anonymous said...

Maybe she just likes the attention, like most drama whores (male or female).

Anonymous said...

cucumber

Guess she don't like the cornbread either..

Anonymous said...

Free as in freedom cucumber said...

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Anonymous said...

New post! LH answered our requests!

Yay!

Anonymous said...

Shit posting to 5000.

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Max said...

I swear, all of you guys probably have just never even used Linux full-time. Different is not equal to stupid and bad.

And the reason we don't call them "installers" is because the file doesn't actually do anything. It's literally just a zip file with a few files inside of that. Another program has to read the file, find out what needs to be done before installing (just like Windows games will install DirectX and other stuff) and then it copies the files inside the archive to the computer.

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Esteve Varela said...

I loved your sarcasm, but could you please give an example of an open source project's homepage which is aimed for the general public that follows your set of architecture-specific and committed with a diff file rules? (Just talking shit over here, just like those rules told me)

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Post-Wasting Sociopath said...

Shorter wait this time. Not that I care either way.

Anonymous said...

Whatever, asshole.

Anonymous said...

We've gone back farther than we've ever been before, chaps. And we're about to go further.

Anonymous said...

inb4 whatever, asshole.

Anonymous said...

So, uhhh, what was that about there being no AAA games for Linux?

Anonymous said...

The Ukraine have never made a AAA game.

Anonymous said...

iecShiftTheGoalPosts™

LOL, I suppose it's okay when Windows supporters do it amirite?

Anonymous said...

I kicked Joey Sneddon but I just hit pelvic bone as he apparently also has a case of extreme microtestes. It wasn't nearly as pleasing as I had hoped.

Is this the origin of the micro-peen meme?

Anonymous said...

Is the game Battlefield? Call of Duty? No?

Then you're a post-wasting moron.


And all you've got as a response is the same goal post shift, you already tried that argument once proprieturd and it wasn't anymore convincing the second time.

So why don't you just give up and crawl back to your dead-end Windows admin job on the helpdesk, supporting soccer moms who can't turn their computers on, while us Linux guys are running the Fortune 500, stock exchanges and practically every supercomputer out there.

Anonymous said...

In other words, you've got nothing. Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling, eventually linux will make a desktop worth using.

Anonymous said...

In other words, you've got nothing. Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling, eventually linux will make a desktop worth using.

If you think a AAA title is "nothing" then maybe you're a retard. But keep on flailing proprieturd, it's amusing.

Anonymous said...

So, um........ does this need to be said?

Anonymous said...

It's not a AAA title, moron.

Anonymous said...

It's not a AAA title, moron.

Because it's made in Ukraine and it runs on Linux, but mostly because it runs on Linux.

Keep moving those goalposts proprieturd! But the only retard you're fooling is yourself.

Anonymous said...

lol, sure. Triple-A games are called AAA because of the marketing budget, fucktard. That budget includes television ads, have you seen an advertisement on television for Metro?

No?

Ipso facto it's not a AAA game.

But you're still a moron grasping at straws to support your shit platform, good luck with recycling old arguments like ShiftTheGoalPosts™ that might just convince people to use that half-assed platform you don't really use...

Anonymous said...

LHB can't make any new posts because Linux is just too good.

Celebrate good times with Linux.

Anonymous said...

lol, sure. Triple-A games are called AAA because of the marketing budget, fucktard. That budget includes television ads, have you seen an advertisement on television for Metro?

No?


Yes, sure I have. You care to provide a link to prove me wrong, moron?

good luck with recycling old arguments like ShiftTheGoalPosts™

Oh right, that argument's no longer valid because you're guilty of it. LOL SURE.

brb just shifting the goal posts AGAIN LOL

Anonymous said...

But anyways, back to the Japanese ...

Why the fuck do they twist porn so much that it turns into women getting shit on or throwing up on each other in a bathtub?

Even the "normal" Japanese porn is usually a bunch of men in their 50s groping 20 something school-girl looking Sailor Moon types where the "climax" of the video is the girl wetting herself on the train.

Anonymous said...

Yes, sure I have. You care to provide a link to prove me wrong, moron?

Ahh... that old canard... has that ever worked?

brb just shifting the goal posts AGAIN LOL

Let's see what Steam says about your platform: Still around %1...

Keep flailing.

Anonymous said...

Keep moving those goalposts proprieturd! But the only retard you're fooling is yourself.

Uhuh

- sent from my Android, playing SR4 on my XBox 360, doin' coke off your mother's fake tits

Anonymous said...

Desktop Linux? Are we still debating that issue? Freetard please, there is no desktop Linux, there is only server Linux and raped kernel binaries that are stuck into phones, tablets, and movie players, something that offers absolutely no compensation to the basement army of coderz who were misguided with the idea that one day they'd be technology rock stars.

Anonymous said...

Post-Wasting Sociopath said...

Shorter wait this time. Not that I care either way.


Bullshit, you care. But without your post at the end, it's like soda without the fizz.

Anonymous said...

LHB doesn't care about you fucks. Give up. Linux won.

Dumb cunts.

Anonymous said...

Celebrate good times with Linux, bitches!

Anonymous said...

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Damn linux has won...
























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Anonymous said...

Your ASCII skills are weak, freetard.

Anonymous said...

The theme for this Japanese office story is a bit above meh, the camera work could be better, but can somebody please tell me what is being censored here? I don't see anything within those blurred pixels! Is this some kind of a joke on the viewer?

Anonymous said...

You're a joke on the viewer.

Anonymous said...

@September 1, 2013 at 10:04 PM

And the Linux numbers have fallen every month since the initial release. Gaben needs to make up with Microsoft and stop the full retard act.

Anonymous said...


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Anonymous said...

You're a joke on the viewer.

You must be Japanese. Konnichiwa, Stumpy.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, gaijin.

Anonymous said...

Three people, unconnected except to cases that Detective Benson investigated, are found ritualistically murdered.

Anonymous said...

RIP Diana Nyad

Not funny, she is in critical condition now. Sharks attacks are no joke.

Anonymous said...

Goddamn Hollywood Liberals are trying to niggerfuxate history. Nigger Vikings, nigger Samurai, nigger Shaolin monks, nigger Knights, nigger Mongols, nigger Greeks, nigger Egyptians, nigger Aztecs.

They're trying so hard to make these subhuman shits look human. But everyone knows there's no way Tyrone can be a ninja or an inventor.

Anonymous said...

nigger Samurai

LOL, where? I would like to actually see that.

Anonymous said...

Niggers should be shipped back to Coonland. We need our land cleared of these filthy baboons.

Anonymous said...

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Anonymous said...

How about a Sith nigger?

Anonymous said...

Shut up retard.

Anonymous said...

Shut up retard.

Anonymous said...

No, you shut up.

Anonymous said...

No, you shut up.

Anonymous said...

All Sith are niggers.

Anonymous said...

You're so edgy.

Anonymous said...

Linux?

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Anonymous said...

Canada embraces child porn

Anonymous said...

5% of all computers use Linux. The number hasn't changed much since 2011.

Anonymous said...

I still hate niggers. What are you gonna do about it?

Anonymous said...

5% of all computers use Linux. The number hasn't changed much since 2011.

That visit w3schools. The rest of the world it's < 1%.

Anonymous said...

FUD! FUD! FUD!

50% of the world uses Linux via Android.

Anonymous said...

White South African Professor Gets Fired For Stating The Obvious Fact That Niggers Rape Babies

Anonymous said...

White South African Professor Gets Fired For Stating The Obvious Fact That Niggers Rape Babies

Anonymous said...

I still hate niggers. What are you gonna do about it?

I'm going to punch you in the balls.

Anonymous said...

I'm still going to hate niggers after that. What say you?

Anonymous said...

You obviously need the attention.

Anonymous said...

I don't need attention to know that niggers are a shit race.

Anonymous said...

We can't help you with your self image.

Anonymous said...


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Anonymous said...

We can't help you with your self image.

I'm a human being, not a welfare-stealing, lazy, muh-dikk-waving, Ebonics-speaking, Islam-loving, watermelon-munching, Escalade-driving ghetto orc, asshole.

Anonymous said...

Only the lowest human beings choose to sleep with niggers. God frowns on niggersex because bestiality is a filthy, dirty sin punishable by death and an eternity in Hell.

Anonymous said...

Half-niggers like Angelina Jolie and Vin Diesel are an abomination of nature. Liberals are destroying America by promoting them as objects of desire.

Anonymous said...

Go back to masturbating over your furry-porn you stupid nigger.

Anonymous said...

I have watched in dismay as human women flock to watch Johnny Depp on TV. Don't they know that he is a NIGGER wearing human skin? This is how niggers infiltrate our race. They seduce our women and turn them into nigger incubation pods.

Anonymous said...

So you're okay with jerking off to catgirls getting fucked, but can't stand it when your mother invites the UPS guy over.

Anonymous said...

So you're okay with jerking off to catgirls getting fucked, but can't stand it when your mother invites the UPS guy over.

Your mind tricks have no effect on me, Liberal scum. I and every real Christian American out there hates niggers.

Anonymous said...

How did we get tricked into thinking that a bunch of low-IQ demon monkeys have any worth in our society? We should have listened to Honest Abe who was already shipping niggers back to Africa.

Anonymous said...

$1.00 says Mr. Real Christian is unemployed, on welfare, and posting from the neighboring trailer's wi-fi.

Anonymous said...

Vin Diesel are an abomination of nature.

We're not on your block any more. You better watch who you talk to like that.

Anonymous said...

$1.00 says Mr. Real Christian is unemployed, on welfare, and posting from the neighboring trailer's wi-fi.

$2.00 says he is downloading interracial cuckold porn.

U WOT M8? said...

Nine Inch Nails 90-minute set featured hard rock anthems, songs with techno influences as well as groovy and eerie jams. NIN closed the night with a slow and smoky cover of Johnny Cash's "Hurt," which earned nonstop cheers from the crowd. Reznor was soft as he sang the song's verses — making it the set's highlight.

Anonymous said...

Stupid nigger rapes a bitch that has AIDS while on E.

Anonymous said...

My new thing on CNN is to make a comment (usually anti-Obama) and get upvotes, then edit the comment to say something completely different.

Anonymous said...

The latest PR dump about GTA: V looks pretty meh.

Anonymous said...

The latest PR dump about GTA: V looks pretty meh.

Surely you can't be serious.

Post-Wasting Sociopath said...

Fish in a barrel.

Anonymous said...

You guys need this to become professional graphic artists.

Anonymous said...

And you need to hate Microsoft Comic Sans to become real graphic designers, because it is clearly the worst font of all time. If it's popular, it clearly sucks.

Anonymous said...

You Liberals think you can insult truth-tellers? Niggers are a demonic scum race! That's a fact you can all see. Look at what they did to Detroit, Atlanta, Baltimore and DC. They are a plague because they take OUR tax dollars and rape OUR women to create an extension of Apefreaka. America will be destroyed because you fucks want to promote their bling, muh-dik and rap culture to our kids.

Anonymous said...

You Libs are a disgrace to humanity and you are traitors of America. When we take our country back from that demon Osama Hussein Barack we will send you Luberals back to France or wherever the hell you crawled from. Fuck you Commie beastality-worshipping bastards!

Anonymous said...

You Windrones can't deny that Linux has the last laugh. Freedom has won over Micro-opression. Everyone loves Linux thanks to Android.

In 2014, Microshit will be flushed down the sewer where it belongs. Suck on that, proprieturds.

celebrate good times with Linux.

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