Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Fragmentation

More evidence of cluelessness. In a weird late night rage, against my better judgement, I found myself reading this article over at Phoronix, about how Ubuntu is thinking about an SDK.

A proper Ubuntu Software Development Kit would be nice for developers targeting Ubuntu SDK with a standard set of libraries/interfaces that are stable, but this isn't likely to please non-Ubuntu Linux users. This SDK that Canonical will look to push to application developers will likely be centered just around Ubuntu's needs and not the Linux ecosystem as a whole with other Linux distributions not being a focus, which could potentially lead to greater Linux desktop fragmentation.
Anyone who's been around long enough knows that any time some one of people tries to move the ball forward by doing something different, everyone thinks it's their right to crap on them. Worrying about fragmentation is the fucking dumbest thing you could do at this particular moment.

Desktop Linux is already heavily fragmented. The benefit of potentially getting major app developers to sign up far outweighs any incremental fragmentation this might create. In fact, if this actually works, I predict that suddenly every other freetard distriution will offer SDK compatibility, and then spew on about how open source is great because it allows all kinds of variation while keeping compatibility. In other words, you will see someone writing a blog post about how you can run Steam in XMonad. Because that's totally relevant, and it's the one thing that desktop Linux is missing.

It's not about how many incompatible choices there are, it's about how your users are distributed. Nobody gives a shit about how Ubuntu creating a stable SDK makes life harder for some crack-laced minty fresh Ubuntu derivative. Ubuntu already has a lot of users, if not the majority of desktop Linux users. That means this move could make desktop Linux better for the majority of users. If some big ISV signs on, it could mean that there are now 5x more Ubuntu users, making it by far the biggest majority. When Ubuntu grows the market by 5x, and owns 80% of it, the Linux desktop userbase is now less fragmented than where it started.

Fragmentation doesn't mean shit when the market is so small. Freetards argue about how things are fragmented for the 1%. Well, when you only have 1%, the problem isn't that you're too fragmented. The problem is you're not doing the right things to grow beyond 1%. Fragmentation is a problem for Android. Not desktop Linux.

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Anonymous said...

Niggers

Anonymous said...

The Negro hoards approacheth!

Prepare your wives to be mounted!

REIGN OF STORMFRONT said...

Train the body and the mind!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't you have fudge to pack?

. said...

..

Anonymous said...

@November 1, 2012 2:21 PM

Yeah. Your fudge. Bend over, Susie!

Angela Merkel said...

@November 1, 2012 2:31 PM

Niggers are packing your fudge.

Anonymous said...

Keebler fudge?

Jamal said...

Don't be hiding yo wife from me pencil dick!

Anonymous said...

A Life of Submission

Anonymous said...

Why are you Winbreds so scared of Linux? Are you afraid that some "freetard" is going to "steal your jerb"? If you learned to use the CLI like a big boy instead of being a GUI cock jockey you wouldn't have anything to fear.

Anonymous said...

@October 31, 2012 2:50 PM
@October 31, 2012 3:32 PM

APK is tearing it up in there! That's hilarious. Is APK a linux hater, or follower of this blog?

Like somebody in there said, APK needs a talk radio show - I'd be a dedicated listener.

APK ripping asses said...

na

Pissed Off Penguins said...

Haven't seen this mentioned in awhile. Anything new?

Anonymous said...

Nope. POP dude is probably laughing about getting a few thousand bucks from morons.

Anonymous said...

While APK is right, he seems incredibly angry and butthurt.

His posts read like Java weenie's on here, for example:

- Complains about people thinking they're smart; proclaims he's smarter than everyone else..

- Complains about people obsessively replying; obsessively replies more than anyone.

That sort of shit. APK is okay, he's just a bit meh, maybe I'm just bored of drama and 'pwnage', but the angry thing is getting pretty boring. :/

Anonymous said...

Nope. POP dude is probably laughing about getting a few thousand bucks from morons.

Yeah, he can buy a really shitty used car for that...

Anonymous said...

Wake up, White Man!

Is this what you want for your future?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind this in the future.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! You posted something that wasn't serious about that serious OS linux! Get serious before they complain!

Anonymous said...

Fudge covered shitbread turdies?

Sounds like a winner! Baxter, get it in production.

Anonymous said...

Ultra postmodernism. I love it.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! You posted something that wasn't serious about that serious OS linux! Get serious before they complain!

Flying Toaster is typing a shitpost about all the shitposts on here, while I shitpost about Flying Toaster shitposting on the subject of shitposts.

It's basically shitposts all the way down.

Anonymous said...

KDE Plasma Active: the mobile interface that works.

LOL at the comments, it clearly doesn't work. Actually, it's a pile of shit if the screenshots are anything to go by.

Anonymous said...

Wake up, White Man!

Is this what you want for your future?


Sleeping? More like fucking! Fucking those tight black asses.

Anonymous said...

Did someone give the resident Mormon caffeine?

Anonymous said...

Times are changing, when someone can post this in the Linux subreddit and still get upvoted.

Remember four years ago, when the Freetards were all thinking Linux would take over on the desktop? They're repeating now the same things we said back then.

Did we ever officially declare victory?

Wololo said...

I love this response:


Originally Posted by balouba

I must say that in general windows does actually "just work" a lot more often than various Linux distros in my experience.. oh and that osx too.
And I use a Linux desktop about 70% of my time. The other 30% are mostly Windows and I can't remember the last time I needed to "fix windows". Something I do monthly on Linux at the minimum. No thanks to stuff like systemd, dbus, pulseaudio, network manager and other horrible software ;-)
Why do you call "stuff like" systemd, dbus, pulseaudio, network manager horrible software??!!


system is essentially a revolution in init system, the best init system around! You don't bitch about windows booting faster due to precaching, but you bitch on better init system for linux.
dbus is essentially COM, which is through and through in windows. Why don't you bitch about COM in windows? You don't like drag and drop?
pulseaudio is essentially coreaudio + individual volume controls in windows. Lennard even went this far, he implemented "flat volumes" just like in windows, but made a grave mistake by making it default. Again, why don't you bitch about it on windows and macosx, but bitch about having pro-audio system on linux?
and network manager saves the horror of manually editing various text files in order to do plain stupid network connection - thing that existed since AGES on windows. On server - this is not a problem, but on desktop you EXPECT mouse config!!

You want linux to become major desktop player, but you bitch about every technology which is critical for it to become one.
More than that, the technology is FREE and MODULAR.

Go bitch on windows or macosx!!

Anonymous said...

I must say that in general windows does actually "just work" a lot more often than various Linux distros in my experience.. oh and that osx too.
And I use a Linux desktop about 70% of my time.


This happens every time. It's fun to see how lindtards have to "prove" they use Linux as main OS when they said something good about Windows.

Anonymous said...

Canonical has been bought up by Disney. Bob Iger wants to develop this already successful franchise to reach its full potential. Mark Shuttleworth will report directly to Goofy, who will fuck him in the ass very roughly.

Anonymous said...

@November 2, 2012 12:35 AM

NO, DAD! NO!

Anonymous said...

Joey Sneddon says: "Suck on that, proprieturds!"

Angela Merkel said...

@November 2, 2012 8:38 AM

Your wife is being fucked by Albert Kents.

The Wise Words of Albert Kents said...

Hi Justin, Wow, Great to hear your story, I believe we have a lot in common. Cebu needs people with a heart like yours. I believe God is going to use you make a difference in a lot of people's lives. I'm very excited to know you. Awesome to hear that God is leading you to serve Him in Cebu.
I'm going to send you a private message
Blessings

Anonymous said...

Awesome to hear that God is leading you to serve Him in Cebu.

You will serve him in the Netherrealm.

Albert Kents said...

I'm very excited to know you. Awesome to hear that God is leading you to serve Him in Cebu. You know Cebu is no place for women. It is dangerous there. I will look after your wife for you.

Regards and prayers for you,


Albert


Anonymous said...

@ November 2, 2012 8:55 AM

Your wife is being fucked by Flying Toaster.

Anonymous said...

Ubuntu will account for roughly 9% of all global PC shipments by 2014

Smells like a Pognostication to me.

Wake me if this vapor ever condenses....

Anonymous said...

In 2 years Ubuntu has been pre-installed on $7.5 billion worth of hardware

Seriously, how the fuck can they know this? And even if that number is correct, so fucking what? Installed doesn't mean kept either.

Ubuntu will account for roughly 9% of all global PC shipments by 2014.

Ha ha, yeah sure. These guys really are delusional, just like Mr. PyPy is faster than C guy.

Anonymous said...

It's so funny when people start complaining about something given to them for free. OMG is that how you appreciate all the hard work Canonical does to bring us a free OS? How do you think they're to pay all the bills and costs involved in making Ubuntu better? It hurts a lot when you're providing a free service to people and instead of appreciating, end up complaining.

This new feature is going to draw more people and companies to Ubuntu. At the end we all win.

Anonymous said...

Shuttup faggo

Anonymous said...

Can't rebut the argument? Just insult the person giving it.

You sir are a freetard.

Anonymous said...

fuck you. in real life i would fuck you up , i wouldnt even think twice about it

Anonymous said...

It's so funny when people start complaining about something given to them for free.

Beggers can't be choosers, eh? Thing is the number of technological beggars out there is in the single digit percentage, i'll wager.

If I take an awesome dump on his computer and tell him that it's free and that I worked real hard to make it, do you think he would appreciate it?

If yes, then it's probably Miguelsoft.

Anonymous said...

MiguelSoft is best soft!

Anonymous said...

i dont even need to waste energy on you, my pet cat would attack you and kill you, he is fiteen years old and weights 22 pounds, all black, and we feed him the same food that they feed niggers on plantations to make him strong and mean, he would rip you to shreds if i said the word . so kee talking shit , and watch what happens becase you think you are safe behind your computer....

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna fuck you up nigga! Then have sex with your wife, mom AND grandma.

Anonymous said...

My Windows 7 tell me:

"You must activate Windows today to continue using all Windows features."

What do now? Please help. They will shoot wife and daughter!

Anonymous said...

@November 2, 2012 10:35 AM

Thank you Albert, truly bravery is you. Cebu needs men like you to keep it unsafe for women.

Anonymous said...

"You must activate Windows today to continue using all Windows features."

¿Switch you a MiguelSoft? You will surely not receive error telegraph about activate from MiguelSoft.

All message telegraph you receive on Miguel's Soft direct come from Miguel, not from soft, full stop.

Anonymous said...

It's so funny when people start complaining about something given to them for free.

Here, I am giving you something that I just dug out of my nose. I worked quite hard to pull it out and it's mostly still squishy.

You can thank me later.

Anonymous said...

¿Switch you a MiguelSoft?

Sir, thank you but I no get software make install. ¿MiguelSoft? say "Insert disk 2". I no have disk 2.

Please sir, Mr. Kents Albert take my seester to Cebu if no install.

TELEGRAPH FROM MIGUEL said...

¡HI IT IS MIGUEL!

STOP

TELEGRAPH FROM MIGUEL said...

Sir, thank you but I no get software make install. ¿MiguelSoft? say "Insert disk 2". I no have disk 2.

YOU NO FEAR STOP MIGUEL SEND FRIEND COSTAS FROM VENEZUELA STOP MIGUEL FRIEND BRING DISK TWO YOUR LOCATION STOP CAREFUL YOU NO ANGER COSTAS HE ANGRY LIKE BULL STOP JUST FIND OUT WIFE BEEN FUCKED BY NIGGERS STOP

Anonymous said...


Negros is an island of the Philippines located in the Visayas. Inhabitants of the island are called Negrenses

After appointing encomenderos for the island, Miguel López de Legazpi placed Negros under the jurisdiction of the governor of Oton on Panay.



The Wisdom of Albert Kents said...

@Charlotte74 Nothing beats enjoying the presence of the Almighty

Albert Kents said...

Where in the Bible does it say how to find a wife?

1) Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deut. 21:11-13)

Albert Kents said...

Where in the Bible does it say how to find a wife?

13) Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose four sons though.)–David (2 Sam. 11)

Anonymous said...

1) Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her pussy, pay for a boob job, and give her new iPhone. Then she’s yours. (Deut. 21:11-13)

FTFY

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Albert Kents, you are this week's top meme and runner up for top 10 memes of 2012.

Anonymous said...

LOL that dude thinks the Earth is only 6000 years old. Creationism. LOL

Anonymous said...

1) Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deut. 21:11-13)

Better process than reading a million dating profiles by divorced fat bitches with kids who think they deserve Tom Brady. Maybe these primordial kikes were onto something here.

Anonymous said...

Russian Gooks Upset About Something

Albert Kents said...

Does this mean that the man is to blame when something goes wrong? Is it the husband’s fault if the marriage fails? No.

Anonymous said...

@November 2, 2012 1:23 PM

Your sister/wife awaits ---> [x]

Anonymous said...

Your sister/wife awaits ---> [x]

Link fail. You must be a nigger-loving, buck-toothed-gook-fucking jewish nigger, aka inferior.

Anonymous said...

Inside scoop: Joey Sneddon had a penile inversion.

Anonymous said...

The Only Tattoo Your Wife Will Ever Need

Black Cocks Exist said...

Ultra mereological nihilism. I love it.

Anonymous said...

Apparently wobbly windows are out. Bling ricers are now using live wallpapers on their Oompoopoo desktops.

Anonymous said...

The U.K. Government says: "Suck on that, proprieturds!"

Anonymous said...

You Brits need to get off your dead asses and write your elected officials to push for OOXML.

Anonymous said...

Also, Albert Kents

Anonymous said...

What an interesting election year! Robert Pogson seemed to have it locked down, but then Albert Kents began to surge in the polls, seemingly out of nowhere.

Who will win the LHB elections?

Anonymous said...

Your fudge packing grandpa.

Anonymous said...

Theory of Evolution Conclusively Proven

Anonymous said...

Your fudge packing grandpa.

He does bring home the bacon, though. At $30 per pound of fudge, he gets paid well.

captcha: asswik

Anonymous said...

HEY FUCKERS LITE MY ASSWIK!!!!11

Anonymous said...

I will be posting my criticisms of postmodernism and neo-minimalism here shortly, in essay format. I invite all of you to participate in the discussion afterwards.

Anonymous said...

Will it be up on your blog too?

Anonymous said...

So my wife has a baby on the way, if it's a boy should we name it:

a) Albert Kents
b) Albert Kents

Anonymous said...

But what if it's Jamal's? That would not be fair to him. He loves all of his kids.

Anonymous said...

66 people like Albert Kents.

Anonymous said...

Must be his bastard children.

Albert Kents said...

Partnership with us involves a covenant connection. It is a commitment to fulfill the Great Commission (Matt 28:18-20) and impact lives by spreading the Gospel.

Who Is a Partner?

$50/Month

Anonymous said...

lol, good find:

By no means is partnership just an avenue by which to raise finances. Instead, it is a mutual exchange of faithfulness. We faithfully and actively pray daily on behalf of Partners.

Wow, they'll pray for me? For only $50 a month? Awesome!

Does Albert Kents also pray for Ubuntu's success on the desktop?

Anonymous said...

When he's not busy impregnating Filipinas.

Anonymous said...

lol, good find:

Funny, yes. Good find? No. It's just the typical evangelist crap.

Wow, they'll pray for me? For only $50 a month? Awesome!

I know, right? They could at least give you a totebag and a crappy movie (careful that site will kill your eyeballs).

Anonymous said...

But what if it's Jamal's? That would not be fair to him. He loves all of his kids.

Nah, it's Albert Kents' kid. I'm one of his few chosen Partners that he kindly chooses to fuck me and my wife.

He even let me choose the name of child, but first he generously offered to consult with God what the name should be, all I had to do was put $200 in my Heavenly account by giving it to him. God said we could call the kid anything, as long as it's either Albert Kent or Albert Kent.

I didn't know which to choose, so I turn to you, comrades for your sage advise.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Dollar Ministries...

Pray over your seed and expect an abundant harvest. Know that your seed is being sown into good ground and will be used to teach the Word with simplicity and understanding throughout the world. God bless you for being obedient!

...give till it hurts.

We'll take cash, we'll take checks
We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry
We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I meant Albert Kents. He fucked me pretty vigorously today (for Jesus) and I'm still recovering the use of my arms.

Anonymous said...

Albert Kents starred for me in my Mandingo epic:

God does forgive little white sluts, Mandingo does never

Kents' penis is nothing to write home about and pales in comparison to Mandingo's, but he makes up for it with lots of rage. He really wants to fuck the devil out of these girls.

Anonymous said...

Linus likes KDE again. LOL

Anonymous said...

KDE is a paragon of simplicity once you get it configured. Even XFCE seems overly complex compared to KDE once you get KDE configured. Simplicity is KDE's middle name.

I don't think he knows what 'simplicity' means. lulz.

Anonymous said...

5 out of the 10 people who use Ubuntu have upgrade to 12.10. What're your excuses proprieturds?

Albert Kents has latest hardware said...

12.04 and 12.10 have been the most painful installs I have ever done. My system could not boot and when It did boot, it gave me an empty screen, problem being lack of AMD driver support. Though it now works but it is extremely slow even when I'm having a powerful processor, enough RAM, graphics card plus all the latest hardware.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh. Albert Kents will no rage on those pretty young Filipinas and fuck their asses harder than usual ... unless you send $$$ to ensure that their asses (and Ooombooboo) aren't mistreated!

Anonymous said...

will no rage = will now rage

Anonymous said...

careful that site will kill your eyeballs

The goggles do nothing!

Anonymous said...

Linus likes KDE again. LOL

Bipolar?

Seriously, this is 180 degrees different than what he said not more than a year ago.

Anonymous said...

Kents' penis is nothing to write home about

Odd. I wrote home about it, and my letter was even published in my hometown's local newspaper.

Anonymous said...

Does Mandingo pray over his seed for an abundant harvest?

Anonymous said...

Which one is Albert Kents?

They all look alike to me.

Anonymous said...

Does Mandingo pray over his seed for an abundant harvest?

I'm not sure, but what I do know is that he's an Albert Kents Partner in a mutual exchange of faithfulness.

It is as a direct result of Mandingo's great faith and partnership with Albert Kents that Mandingo has had so much success bringing 'The Rod of The LORD' to so many white women.

Amen.

Anonymous said...

And Mandingo raised his dark rod and said 'under great faith I shall spread my seed, giving an abundant harvest within the land of the white man'.

Negros 24:6

Anonymous said...

Bipolar?

But isn't it the least worst of the bunch?

Anonymous said...

I quite like Poonity.

Anonymous said...

I just compiled a kernel in Umbuntu 12.10. Then I came.

Anonymous said...

Awesome! It's great to hear Ubuntu runs flawlessly on a Mac.

:guitar:

Anonymous said...

A little corroboration of our suspicions that those Ubuntu PCs being sold in China/India have pirated Windows copies put on them.

The asspies seem surprised/disappointed.

Anonymous said...

Kind of like how a child becomes saddened to find out that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

Anonymous said...

We donated to Albert Kents and now my wife has a beautiful brown baby.

Anonymous said...

What is the privilege of the dead?

To die no more.

Anonymous said...

@November 3, 2012 4:28 PM

Or that Santa Claus is actually Negro Klaus the nordic nigger, and he fucks you wife instead of delivering presents.

Anonymous said...

20 Things I Learned From LHB

1. Everyone has a wife
2. Their wives are being fucked by niggers
3. There's an endless supply of niggers and they are nearby, for everyone, at all times
4. Some of the husbands fuck the niggers, but not the wives
5.

[take it away, boys]

Anonymous said...

5. Your grandpa is a fudge packer.

Anonymous said...

5. There are actually only two niggers: Mandingo and Albert Kents, it's just they move around very quickly.

Anonymous said...

5. No one can count past 4.

Anonymous said...

5. meh

Anonymous said...

Mandingo confirmed for Star Wars: Episode VII.

Anonymous said...

Will Mandingo become the next president of the United States?

Anonymous said...

The answer is yes

Anonymous said...

Mandingo once killed an assassin by shooting his sperm over a distance of 500 meters.

Mandingo once impregnated an infertile woman by merely showing her his penis.

Mandingo converted countless lesbians.

HALO 4 - 11.06.12 said...

Fight three new enemies across four new levels.

Anonymous said...

Is it on the PC yet? No? What about the Mac? No? iPad? Still no?

The fuck is wrong with them?

Anonymous said...

http://nikosams.blogspot.co.at/2012/11/quanta-update.html

Oh hi guys, so Quanta the Web design/development platform died on its arse and was never ported to Qt 4, so how about you try to use a full C++ IDE to do Web design instead! Sounds awesome, right?

Angela Merkel said...

The fuck is wrong with them?

Niggers are fucking their wives.

Anonymous said...

Stupid Germans and fudge packing grand parents.

Anonymous said...

@November 4, 2012 11:16 AM

I love how it's such an innovative idea - one IDE for all development, so innovative ... except it's been around in VS for, oh say, 15 years.

Freetard fail 9.5/10.

Anonymous said...

Hmm.. did I see an Elite in the Halo 4 commercial? LOL.

Anonymous said...

Will Halo 4 re-use the same models with slightly different skins on them? I don't buy games unless they re-use the same models with slightly different skins.

Anonymous said...

No, Halo 4 will use Mandingo models. The artists spent much time modelling his penis.

Anonymous said...

What does Visual Studio provide that emacs, sed, awk, grep, make, and bash don't?

Anonymous said...

What does Visual Studio provide that emacs, sed, awk, grep, make, and bash don't?

+ 5 trolling

Excellent work sir.

Anonymous said...

Group of niggers kill child

Wake up, White Man.

Anonymous said...

The answer is spell check.

Anonymous said...

Hmm.. did I see an Elite in the Halo 4 commercial? LOL.

Nothing has changed, it's all about the covenants, forerunners and flood, as always.

Halo is still Halo, the visuals seem to be in monocolor though, way uglier.

Anonymous said...

Watch the video embedded here:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2012/11/04/halo-4-is-easily-one-of-the-best-looking-xbox-360-games-of-all-time/

When you get to the gameplay footage, it looks like the exact same shit from all the other games. Most overrated series in history.

Anonymous said...

I thought Call of Duty was the most over rated with Halo third behind Final Fantasy.

Anonymous said...

From the idiotic article:

"Halo 4 looks incredible."

No it doesn't, Halo Combat Evolved looked incredible in 2001, Anniversary Edition looked good last year, H4 looks like crap, there is a fucking sepia effect used everywhere making it look like shit from 2006. Remember when all video games had a fucking brown look?

"By the way, the cutscenes in the game are also lovely"

No they aren't, Cortana looks like a drunk bitch, god what an ugly face and those flabby boobs, lovely cutscenes my ass.

Anonymous said...

At least you know they weren't bribed to write that review unlike certain game "journalists" like Lauren "Tomb Raider is awesome now sign my paycheck Square Enix, publisher of Tomb Raider" Wainwright.

Anonymous said...

Non public journalism was always a corporate spin machine, if you want facts you need independent journalists, not employees.

It's hilarious that anyone expects quality reporting when it comes to entertainment though; what's next, scandals about Mandingo's real erotic potential?!

Anonymous said...

scandals about Mandingo's real erotic potential?!

Leave Mandingo alone! You don't know what his cock has been through!

Anonymous said...

Fuck Halo, fuck Call of Duty, neither is worthy of the status and respect of Angry Birds a game that all intelligent peeps play - and SHOW TO THE GODDAMN WORLD their intellect and abilities in front of StarBucks.

Anonymous said...

Cortana: We're not alone. WE'RE NOT ALONE. I SEE THINGS I DON'T RECOGNIZE. AM I BUILDING THE TENSION ENOUGH? WE'RE NOT ALONE!!!!

Oh noes, regular humans surrounded and being attacked by some type of super powerful, borderline magical aliens. I guess they need saving. Press the "run" button!

Anonymous said...

Cortana: I'm drunk, I'm drunk and abused. LOOK INTO MY EYES! I NEED THE BOOZE! GET IT!

NOW!!

Anonymous said...

Leave Mandingo alone! You don't know what his cock has been through!

Of course I know! I see it in the news, every day!

Anonymous said...

The end of civilization has arrived. I know this because youtube is filled with basement dwelling losers posting their gameplay and commentary of game play. Kill yourselves now people before civilization becomes any dumber.

Anonymous said...

Everyone's famous for a few moments.

Even niggers.

Anonymous said...

It's hilarious that anyone expects quality reporting when it comes to entertainment though

Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert did a good job of reviewing films, there is no reason why that level of excellence can't be achieved in game reviews.

Well, except for the fact that most game "journalists" are slime balls that see nothing wrong with accepting "gifts" from the game industry and make you look like a pre-molestation choir boy.

Anonymous said...

The end of civilization has arrived. I know this because youtube is filled with basement dwelling losers posting their gameplay and commentary of game play. Kill yourselves now people before civilization becomes any dumber.

Leave Husky, TotalBiscuit and Jogscast alone you asshole!1!11!!!11!!eleventyone!!

Anonymous said...

Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert-

Let me stop you right there, listing weird names of probably weird people that nobody knows, is prohibited on the internet.

Stick to Jamal, Mandingo and Pogson. Let's not forget what this blog is all about, thank you.

Anonymous said...

You've all given me something to think about ... BRB ... gotta sniff some more paint thinner.

Anonymous said...

I guess the problem is, we're seeing the ten billionth game where the lower right-hand side of the screen is filled with a fucking gun.

As if soldiers walk around with a rifle constantly in their field of vision, pointed to the center of the horizon all the fucking time. Not to mention enemies that just sit around waiting for you to walk up and gun them down. If you never walked up on them, they'd wait there forever.

Don't they eat, shit or sleep? Or get rotated out of the war and go home for R&R? Visit their families? No, they need to be stationed at all times in places that don't even matter, like prairies and sewer tunnels and shit, waiting to get killed.

Anonymous said...

Go play the original Ghost Recon and stop complaining.

Anonymous said...

No, they need to be stationed at all times in places that don't even matter, like prairies and sewer tunnels and shit, waiting to get killed.

How else are they going to validate the player's ego? They can't expect the player to post obsessively about Mandingo on a linux hating blog so they have to give them many Sturmmann to shoot and maguffins to fetch.

Anonymous said...

Blame Canada!

Praise Mandingo!

Anonymous said...

The Black Man strikes back by violating our children! Save us, Lord Jesus!

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you were less German, showered once a day, and went out every now and then you'd meet someone who would put out for you and you wouldn't have to masturbate to crappy videos of Mandingo on your phone.

Anonymous said...

I'm only concerned about one thing: GTA 5. Rockstar needs to get back on track after that ridiculous GTA 4 bullshit. It's time to take back America.

Anonymous said...

Please,they keel my family,we try get away

Anonymous said...

Leave Mandingo alone! You don't know what his cock has been through!

Yes we do, he uploads it to the Internet, remember?

Anonymous said...

Leave Husky, TotalBiscuit and Jogscast alone you asshole!1!11!!!11!!eleventyone!!

Oh man, you missed out Pewdiepie. He's such an hero to all 12 year olds on the Tubes of You.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Micropeen!

kurkosdr said...

Android fragmentation is a combination of the lack of phones being upgrade to latest OS versions and the huge combination of GPUs, CPUs, display resolutions, and capabilities of all the Android phones

So, what you are essentially proposing is that an OS should support only one resolution, one CPU and one GPU?

The iPhone also has different screen resolutions (and aspect ratios), GPUs and CPUs for every version (but I gotta admit it has no version fragmentation). Windows Phone 8 also supports different resolutions, CPUs and GPUs. Windows (the desktop OS) also has different resolutions, CPUs, GPUs, and massive version fragmentation (Windows XP). There was one OS that had zero fragmentation (WP7), as it only supported one screen resolution and one CPU (i think). And it bombed in the market because it was this lack of variety that prevented WP7 from competing on the low-end and the high-end.

Unless you were refering to the "problem" of phones with sub-800Mhz CPUs and 320x240 screens Android supposedly has, which is not a problem anymore, because virtually no developer supports these and anyone owning such a phone is probably not using them to run apps.

Sorry, but when I hear "Android fragmentation means different screen resolutions, CPUs and GPUs" it just screams "something I read from a clueless blogger". Because every OS that offers devices with some minimal variety has these "problems". Version fragmentation is a problem with Android sure, but Windows (the desktop OS) has had the same problem since forever and it didn't prevented it from having apps.

If you want to blast Android, I am all ears, but you gotta make sense (for example, version fragmentation is a problem for *users* because they don't get new features, and all those different UIs are getting annoying)

Anonymous said...

Hey Kurkosdr, how are you doing? How are things in Greece?

Anonymous said...

Yes, kurky there are differences between the iPhone/iPad models but it is insignificant compared to the huge capability and performance differences between the average cheapo Android phones and the high-end Android phones. You clearly do mobile development. I do it as my day job. And, no, it is not for some "uninformed blogger" as even the huge mobile dev companies like Roxio have complained about and have been bitten by this issue. kurky, you aren't bearly as smart as you think you are.

Anonymous said...

If you want to blast Android, I am all ears, but you gotta make sense (for example, version fragmentation is a problem for *users* because they don't get new features, and all those different UIs are getting annoying)

It's not a problem only for users. As a developer you miss out on all the new APIs because you have to target at least 2.2 or 2.3 and above or you'll lose out on being able to reach more than 50% of users.

kurkosdr said...

It's not a problem only for users. As a developer you miss out on all the new APIs because you have to target at least 2.2 or 2.3 and above or you'll lose out on being able to reach more than 50% of users.

And how is this different from Windows, where a significant percentage of users are on XP, and if you want to target those users you will have to miss out all the new APIs? Windows devs have to make a choice too. Yet this doesn't prevent Windows from having apps. It IS a problem, but the platform still gets apps.

as even the huge mobile dev companies like Roxio have complained about and have been bitten by this issue.
Stop targeting low-end phones, it's not worth it. if it has a 320x240 screen and a sub-800MHz, it's not worth to support it. I never understood why Rovio bothered to make Angry Birds work on the Galaxy Y (yes, I tried it) and other cheapo phones. It's. Not. Worth. It. Assuming a 800x480 minimum resolution, 800MHz CPU and 2.3 or 4.0 (the choice I mentioned above), you can start coding.

Anonymous said...

How dare you insult phones with 320x240 screens! Don't you know what they've been through?

Anonymous said...

If you want to blast Android, I am all ears, but you gotta make sense (for example, version fragmentation is a problem for *users* because they don't get new features, and all those different UIs are getting annoying)

Sure, how about the fact that it's interpreted and thus slow and quite lame.

Anonymous said...

And how is this different from Windows, where a significant percentage of users are on XP, and if you want to target those users you will have to miss out all the new APIs? Windows devs have to make a choice too. Yet this doesn't prevent Windows from having apps. It IS a problem, but the platform still gets apps.

It'a different in that the new APIs added to Win32 in Vista and 7 are not as dramatically different, and a number of APIs were backported, as in Android 2.3 to 4.x. Also I neversaid the issue prevented anything. Stop beating the strawman.

Stop targeting low-end phones, it's not worth it.

You realize that the low-end phones make up vast bulk of Android phones, no? What an idiotic statement.

if it has a 320x240 screen and a sub-800MHz, it's not worth to support it.

You realize that more than 75% of Android phones have resolutions only at most 480x320, right? Plenty of them ate still at 320x240.

i never understood why Rovio bothered to make Angry Birds work on the Galaxy Y (yes, I tried it) and other cheapo phones. It's. Not. Worth. It.

Because they are trying to sell a product to a wide array of users. Even now, the high-end phones are less than 5% of all Android phones. It was even less so then.

Assuming a 800x480 minimum resolution, 800MHz CPU and 2.3 or 4.0 (the choice I mentioned above), you can start coding.

So basically only being able to target less than 10% of all Android phones. Yeah, brilliant plan, dipshit.

Anonymous said...

So basically only being able to target less than 10% of all Android phones. Yeah, brilliant plan, dipshit.

Now now, kurkosdr is Greek and so he doesn't know any better.

Anonymous said...

And this is even before you address the fact that developing for Android is a waste of time and money anyway. You can average several times more revenue on iOS. Even Google gets the majority of their mobile revenues from iOS from their own financials.

Anonymous said...

Android is a dead ecosystem.

Anonymous said...

In comparison I can target iOS 6 and still target the 3GS and above and miss out on almost nothing from a development API standpoint. Also 62% of iPhones have iOS 6 as opposed to the 27% of Android phones with 4.x versions.

Anonymous said...

Android is an ecosystem for malware and ad-ridden apps since the users are cheapskates.

Anonymous said...

I really hope this is the last wave/generation of mobile devices that are supporting virtual environments. In that respect I think Apple got it right.

Anonymous said...

Apple and FoxConn, fucking sick bastards using people like slaves. I'm so glad that Samsung is a head above the crowd ... oh wait

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you were less German, showered once a day, and went out every now and then you'd meet someone who would put out for you and you wouldn't have to masturbate to crappy videos of Mandingo on your phone.

Maybe if you would not fuck your German shepherd in the ass quite so often your penis would also work when a real girl is present.

Anonymous said...

But don't worry about it. Adolf liked German shepherds, too. And he turned out just fine.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad that Samsung is a head above the crowd ... oh wait

Good to know, because I ONLY buy products made by miserable, mistreated, enslaved foreign losers. Now I can save money and buy Samsung.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, won't you fucking whistle something but the past and time?

Anonymous said...

I always wanted to see Vader rape Leia.

Does he even have a peen or did it get all burned off in the volcano?

Anonymous said...

You're a dumbass belligerent fucker.

Anonymous said...

You're a dumbass belligerent fucker.

Thanks.

Praised be Mandingo.

Anonymous said...

The world's rarest whale has been spotted for the first time, in New Zealand, where two of the whales stranded themselves.

WTF? said...

Raining Blood advertising the chrome book?

Wouldn't Dead Skin Mask or 213 would have been better choices of background music. Nothing says buy a Google Chromebook like a song about Ed Gein or Jeffery Dahmer.

Anonymous said...

The world's rarest whale has been spotted for the first time, in New Zealand, where two of the whales stranded themselves.

Mandingo has been spotted in your girlfriend. She hated every minute of it!

Anonymous said...

You're crazy, women worldwide crave Mandingo's Dark Chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Get out there and vote in the American Election whether you are a citizen or not, they need your support!

Anonymous said...

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Praised be Mandingo.

Stop using Linux and you might be able to shoot your own porn one day.

Anonymous said...

Get out there and vote in the American Election whether you are a citizen or not, they need your support!

And help the fat and stupid 'merians pick another failed attempt at leadership as they continue to turn into a 3rd world country.

Anonymous said...

Are we still debating the US elections? Or is it just you, Mitt? Are you still butthurt, was Mandingo's penis too much for you? Is your wife leaving you for a real man?

Anonymous said...

Is it Mandingo?

Anonymous said...

At least Romney doesn't believe in the gLOLbal warming hoax.

Anonymous said...

Obama Makes Last-Minute Appeal to White Male Voters

"I will stop the niggers from fucking your wives. I have the codes. Codes that will deactivate the niggers."

Anonymous said...

We're all going to be Mormons starting tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

You know it.

Anonymous said...

Holla!

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