Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Fragmentation

More evidence of cluelessness. In a weird late night rage, against my better judgement, I found myself reading this article over at Phoronix, about how Ubuntu is thinking about an SDK.

A proper Ubuntu Software Development Kit would be nice for developers targeting Ubuntu SDK with a standard set of libraries/interfaces that are stable, but this isn't likely to please non-Ubuntu Linux users. This SDK that Canonical will look to push to application developers will likely be centered just around Ubuntu's needs and not the Linux ecosystem as a whole with other Linux distributions not being a focus, which could potentially lead to greater Linux desktop fragmentation.
Anyone who's been around long enough knows that any time some one of people tries to move the ball forward by doing something different, everyone thinks it's their right to crap on them. Worrying about fragmentation is the fucking dumbest thing you could do at this particular moment.

Desktop Linux is already heavily fragmented. The benefit of potentially getting major app developers to sign up far outweighs any incremental fragmentation this might create. In fact, if this actually works, I predict that suddenly every other freetard distriution will offer SDK compatibility, and then spew on about how open source is great because it allows all kinds of variation while keeping compatibility. In other words, you will see someone writing a blog post about how you can run Steam in XMonad. Because that's totally relevant, and it's the one thing that desktop Linux is missing.

It's not about how many incompatible choices there are, it's about how your users are distributed. Nobody gives a shit about how Ubuntu creating a stable SDK makes life harder for some crack-laced minty fresh Ubuntu derivative. Ubuntu already has a lot of users, if not the majority of desktop Linux users. That means this move could make desktop Linux better for the majority of users. If some big ISV signs on, it could mean that there are now 5x more Ubuntu users, making it by far the biggest majority. When Ubuntu grows the market by 5x, and owns 80% of it, the Linux desktop userbase is now less fragmented than where it started.

Fragmentation doesn't mean shit when the market is so small. Freetards argue about how things are fragmented for the 1%. Well, when you only have 1%, the problem isn't that you're too fragmented. The problem is you're not doing the right things to grow beyond 1%. Fragmentation is a problem for Android. Not desktop Linux.

5000 flames:

«Oldest   ‹Older   4801 – 5000 of 5000   Newer›   Newest»
Anonymous said...

Last 200 posts niggas!

FlyingToaster said...

Less than 200 yucks remaining!

Anonymous said...

Someone ping LH so we can get another 5000 posts. Maybe this time Java Sissy Boy won't gay it up by wasting posts.

Anonymous said...

OK Which of you guise owns this web site??

Anonymous said...

If we run out of posts here, head on over to Linux Haters' Redux.

Or Made of Tar for the latests scoops!

Also there is Jerkface's Blog.

Anonymous said...

Maybe this time Java Sissy Boy won't gay it up by wasting posts.

So you aren't going to post on the next one?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, all those endless fucking stu ???? posts were much better. Fucking idiots.

Anonymous said...

Phil Collins has Obama's birth certificate.

Anonymous said...

Fucking idiots.

That's how you got here, isn't it? Idiots fucking. Go smack your mother for not using birth control.

Anonymous said...

OK so no idiots fucking then how about "Studiots fucking" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and Iditots..?????

Anonymous said...

Yeah, all those endless fucking stu ???? posts were much better. Fucking idiots.

thanks for the chuckle :)

Anonymous said...

OK

Anonymous said...

so

Anonymous said...

no

Anonymous said...

post

Anonymous said...

wast

Anonymous said...

-ing

Anonymous said...

then

Anonymous said...

how

Anonymous said...

about

Anonymous said...

"Stu

Anonymous said...

wast

Anonymous said...

-ing"

Anonymous said...

simply

Anonymous said...

because

Anonymous said...

its

Anonymous said...

a

Anonymous said...

port

Anonymous said...

-man

Anonymous said...

-teau

Anonymous said...

of

Anonymous said...

Stu

Anonymous said...

and

Anonymous said...

Post

Anonymous said...

-wast

Anonymous said...

-ing

Anonymous said...

.

Anonymous said...

.

Anonymous said...

.

Anonymous said...

?

Anonymous said...

?

Anonymous said...

?

Phil Collins said...

I'll get you Stu and your little portman, too!

Anonymous said...

Wow 10/10 for effort.

Toastie Achievement unlocked: Yuckyuckyuck

Anonymous said...

I manage a 1600+ node Puppet configuration, ask me anything

Anonymous said...

Sounds gay. Stereotypically gay.

eginmenalxmould5@gmail.com said...

Dear friend,
Nice day!
We are a professional Chinese manufacturer for plastic tooling, injection molding and rapid prototypes etc. Our brief introduction is as below:

1.Tooling:We have built up about 3000 sets of precise plastic moulds to Europe and USA for various fields within the recent ten years. Our main plus as a tooling maker is that we deeply understand how important the small details of tooling are like as cooling channels, thread holes, steel burrs, o-ring grooves , ejector pins etc. and how to ensure the moulds run smoothly in mass production.

2.Injection molding: We have 10 injection machines and don't care any small or big orders;

3.Rapid prototype: The prototypes we made are almost same as the real products. Please enter 'Rapid Prototype China' or 'Rapid Prototype Shenzhen' in Google, then you will find our company is always shown on the first page.

Just please try us and you will never be disappointed for our working quality and services!

Thanks & regards,

Mena Luo

Tel: +86 (769) 81765971 / 81519567
Fax: +86 (769) 85110375

Mob: 13790277314

E:sales2@longxiang-ltd.com

MSN:longxiang-eginmena@hotmail.com

SKYPE: eginmena

Longxiang Industrial Limited

No.31 Xin'an Road,Ludong Community,

Humen Town,Dongguan,

GuangDong,

523935,
China

www.longxiang-ltd.com

www.toolingfittings.com

This e-mail is confidential and intended solely for the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Longxiang Industrial Limited. We have taken all reasonable precautions to ensure that no viruses are transmitted from Longxiang Industrial Limited to any third party. Longxiang Industrial Limit accepts no responsibility for any damage or loss resulting directly or indirectly from the use of this e-mail or the contents. If you are not the intended recipient, be advised that you have received this e-mail in error and that any use, dissemination, forwarding, printing or copying of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error please contact the sender.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Deadwood, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21511904>check this out</a>!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, that link must have been contaminated by negroes.

Proper link

Anonymous said...

"
Tea rooms and restaurants have been replaced by takeaway chicken shops and halal supermarkets serving the new arrivals”


WAKE UP WHITEY!

Anonymous said...

Hands on with Ubuntu for tablets.

Stu on that, proprieturds!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, that link must have been contaminated by negroes.

Are you sure it wasn't contaminated by the brits? They do have a history of fucking things up, just look at India, Australia, and North America. All could be described as paradise until the brits showed up.

Just sayin', bro.

Anonymous said...

The new PS4 runs with Windows 8.

You heard it here first.

Anonymous said...

Sweet! It's about time that shit was gentrified.

Anonymous said...

Thom Holwerda wants this. I'm guessing it is to cheat on finals.

Anonymous said...

It's time for Mandingo Massacre 7!

Anonymous said...

Ubuntu for tablets is rather limited right now, and the preview that will be made available this week is really aimed solely at enthusiasts and developers.

Anonymous said...

Mandingo, you say?

Anonymous said...

Thom Holwerda wants this. I'm guessing it is to cheat on finals.

Nah. He goes to some european university that doesn't do exams..

Anonymous said...

OK so you like Mandagino then how about "Studagino" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and Mandagino..?????

Anonymous said...

Balls is always wrinkly.

These aren't.

Anonymous said...

OK so you don't like wrinkly then how about "Stu wrinkly" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and wrinkly..?????

Anonymous said...

OMG SORRY i meant to say the you dont wrinkly then how about "Stuwrinkly" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and wrinkly..?????

Captain Schadenfreude said...

LivingSocial: Employees' and Founders' Common Stock Now Worthless

HAHA. Where's your Zuck now??

Anonymous said...

Stocking needles in his balls with Kevin Bacon filming it for the next Ubuntu launch.

Anonymous said...

sticking... damn it stu!

Anonymous said...

Firefly Is Immensely Overrated...




...There, I said it.

Anonymous said...

Nah, Summer Glau is always worth watching.

Anonymous said...

Firefly Is Immensely Overrated...

Whatever. The show was just getting really good when Fox canceled it. I would've liked to see more of the creepy guys with the blue gloves.

And I take Whedon's Firefly over Whedon's Avengers every day. The latter was just a boring movie you forgot as soon as you had left the cinema.

Anonymous said...

OK so no Avengers then how about "Stuvengers" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and Avengers ... ????

Anonymous said...

OK Which of you guise owns this web site??

The little that I read makes it sound like the Sperglord Origin Story, so I'd credit that particular anon.

Anonymous said...

crApple is doomed, proprieturds!

Anonymous said...

I like how on omgubuntu you can only down vote if you're logged in. Cowards.

Anonymous said...

Tea rooms and restaurants have been replaced by takeaway chicken shops and halal supermarkets serving the new arrivals”

WAKE UP WHITEY!


Taste your own medicine, Whitey!

For centuries, your kind swaggered around the world, fornicating hedonistically with non-Caucasian women to create the Philipino, the Indian Brahmin caste, the Cape Coloured, the Afrikaaner, the Latina, the Spanish, and dozens of other half-breeds, and it didn't affect your conscience.

But the second some Negro warms his penis between your promiscuous sister's legs, you suddenly rise up to lament, "Woe, woe be unto us all, for that filthy nigger beast is polluting our race!"

Sure, because all that interracial sex your ancestors hedonistically indulged in was just another masturbation technique.

Contradictory indeed!

Anonymous said...

@February 21, 2013 at 11:32 AM

BUT WE NEVER DESTROYED THEIR TEA ROOMS?!!

Anonymous said...

Stop wasting posts! The apocalypse is nigh!

Anonymous said...

WAKE UP WHITEY!

This is truth right here. I have barbell!

Anonymous said...

Contradictory indeed!

Not really. A white man can give it to whoever he wants as long as he has a white woman at home. A white woman on the other hand needs to be protected from the negro hords.

Anonymous said...

So you're going to kill yourself?

Anonymous said...

Nah, he's just became a brogrammer.

Anonymous said...

Google says that the Wi-Fi only Chromebook Pixel is shipping now for $1,299, while the Verizon LTE model won't be ready until April — it's $1,449.

For a laptop running Chrome? Did Google acquihire the guys running System76? And it just looks like any other random Windows laptop.

Anonymous said...

@February 21, 2013 at 1:38 PM

lulz, nice find. Lennart just waved at me (probably because I had my 8" penis out and I have barbell).

Anonymous said...

I asked LH last time to put up a new post, now it's one of you degenerates' turn.

Go bitches!

Anonymous said...

@February 21, 2013 at 1:57 PM

There are a lot of 8tards in the comments there who sound exactly like Freetards used to in 2007/8.

'RTFM n00b'
'You're just resistant to change!'
'My took to Windows 8 just fine!'

Anonymous said...

Thanks for deleting the text that was inside less than and greater than operators, Blogger. Just because it looked vaguely like a HTML tag.

Fucking shite piece of software.

Anonymous said...

Do you think that the trauma to a woman who has shared the bed with the husband for years, and now accuses him of rape, is the same as the trauma to a girl that is dragged into a stranger's car and raped? In many instances, an underage girl may have more sexual experience than her older teen boyfriend, and she may have initiated sex with him, yet HE is a rapist, often labled for life as a sex offender. Is that trauma in the boyfriend/girlfriend sex, with consent, but technically rape, the same as someone breaking into a woman's home and raping her? Though not well-said, AKIN WAS RIGHT re: "LEGITIMATE RAPE". I don't call the husband / wife situation 'rape', though the law does. Here's what two medical authorities says about pregnancy and "stress", and I am sure LEGITIMATE RAPE causes more stress than most people would experience in a lifetime:

Anonymous said...

Charisma Carpenter is where it's at.

Anonymous said...

Hey bra, you get yourselves a pair of Mantyhose yet (no homo)?

Anonymous said...

Love all the "macho men" posting in the comments. Overcompensating for something for sure.

Anonymous said...

New Blender. Suck it proprieturds!

Anonymous said...

Oscar Pistorius confesses to murder on his blog.

Anonymous said...

New Houdini! Suck Stu, freetard.

Anonymous said...

It's not a high school essay. Calm yo teat.

Anonymous said...

My wife finally died, so I got an iPhone as a stop-gap. In reality, it's really all I need.

It's cheaper, adequately quick, easy to use and has all-day battery life, and charges up at night with the iPad used by my toddler.

Anonymous said...

Exodus to the UK!

Anonymous said...

You must protect the white women!

Anonymous said...

OK so no white then how about "Stuite" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and white..?????

Anonymous said...

My wife finally died, so I got an iPhone as a stop-gap. In reality, it's really all I need.

o_O

Anonymous said...

My wife finally died, so I got an iPhone as a stop-gap.

I love bold moves and this is certainly one of them!

Anonymous said...

RIP goatse.cx

at least it is a nice webmail address...

Anonymous said...

sad times

Anonymous said...

goatse.cx -> goat sex

After 15 years, I just got that..

Anonymous said...

FORWARD DOWN FORWARD TRIANGLE

Anonymous said...

เย็ดออก

Anonymous said...

After 15 years, I just got that..

Oh shit...

Anonymous said...

FORWARD DOWN FORWARD TRIANGLE

Scorpion wins

FATALITY

Anonymous said...

The BBC asks: Will RMS' foot stench save us from the upcoming mosquito hordes?

Anonymous said...

My ex-boyfriend raped me today. Well, not today, more like, last month. I just found out about it today.

Anonymous said...

OK so no boyfriend then how about "Stufriend" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and boyfriend..?????

Anonymous said...

I dream u to be vigorous

Anonymous said...

So, she had consensual sex with a guy, because he promised to marry her. Then she cheats on him and he dumps her, so she decides that -- with hindsight -- she doesn't want to have had sex with him after all and that means she raped him.

lolwut?

I'm assuming her and Nancy Zimmerman are just good trolls. Nancy at least is definitely trollin' IMO.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that's some awesome trollage there, something we'd even be proud of.

Anonymous said...

Hey fellow Haters, I know this isn't related to the blog but I have to lol at invoicemachine.

They started rewriting their entire online app in Ruby on Fails (from PHP), all the time going on-and-on about how much easier the environment is to develop in, how much faster they can write the software, etc.

See: http://invoicemachine.com/blog/205446
(dated 9th June 2011)

With version 3.0 we are also leaving PHP and moving over to Ruby and Rails. While you probably won't notice (or care) about this change it has speed up our development flow dramatically and, most important of all, it has brought back the fun in coding! One other reason we're switching to Ruby on Rails is because it's so extremely suited for an application like The Invoice Machine. Many of the functions we previously had to write on our own are already a part of the framework which means less time required for testing and debugging.

While some think it's crazy to rewrite an app in a new language when that time could be spent adding new features, we are confident we've made the right decision. We are in it for the long run and want a platform that's stable, organized, scalable and easy for a new developer to pick-up on. It will make it a lot easier and faster for us to push out new features and improvements in the future. Ruby On Rails also gives you an API with almost no additional coding. Version 3.0's API will be fully RESTFUL and JSON-based.


So, Ruby on Rails is faster to develop in, eh? But consider this: 9th June 2011, over a year and a half ago, they were well into a complete re-write.

How long did a similar re-write take when they were working with PHP?

ONE YEAR.

See: http://bombiadesign.com/permalink/the_invoice_machine_2_video_teaser/

and: http://bombiadesign.com/permalink/the_launch_of_the_new_invoice_machine/

"Oh, but they added a bunch of new features to V3!!!1" a sceptical observer might say.

Right, but they also added a bunch of new features going from V1 -> V2 as well. These were arguably larger features, like 'Estimates', rather than the more refined list of small improvements I expect to see in V3 (like bulk archiving of invoices).

CONCLUSION

Ruby on Fails is actually worse than PHP, and that's some achievement.

Worse than that, it actually gives the illusion of being better by pretending to do much of the work for you. But the grim reality is as soon as you get into doing something the Fails framework doesn't 'magically' (as Mac fags put it) support, what you're attempting will actually take longer than if you'd hacked it together in shitty old PHP. And that's a sad thing to have to write, because PHP is shit as fuck.

Anonymous said...

Also: Preparations for V3
Monday, December 3, 2012

When Will The Final Version Be Released?

It will depend on how the beta goes but we're targeting it for a release now in December. In other words, it's very likely that christmas will come early this year!

LOLOLOL! They've been promising this Ruby on Fails app will be out AnyDayNow™ for months:

Update on V3
Monday, April 30, 2012

'We've decided to push back the release date of V3 one month until May 30.'

====

LULZ:

Yet Another Update On V3
Wednesday, May 30, 2012

'Unfortunately we've to let you know that the release of V3 has been pushed back for a second time. We need just a little more time to put the final pieces together. It's real close now so the pushback won't be for too long.'

====

Hey look guize, it's a Ruby on Fails project!

Anonymous said...

Rape and Sexual harassment = sexual advances of a man deemed by a woman to be undesirable.

A woman's definition of undesirable is subjective to the point of sometimes making absolutely no fucking sense.

No wonder the Muslims decided long ago to just kill any woman who cries rape.

Anonymous said...

New Blender. Suck it proprieturds!

Can you model realistic penises with Blender?

Anonymous said...

Great, where down to reposting shit from 4chan... ok since you scared of women how about "Stuwomen" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and women?

Anonymous said...

So, she had consensual sex with a guy, because he promised to marry her. Then she cheats on him and he dumps her, so she decides that -- with hindsight -- she doesn't want to have had sex with him after all and that means she raped him.

WorksInSweden™

Anonymous said...

Ok sp no 4chan then? How about Stuchan because fuck you???

Anonymous said...

Steve Ballmer buying the Sacramento Kings ... does this mean he will finally stop wreaking havoc at Microsoft?

Anonymous said...

Your mom's balls own the Kings.

Anonymous said...

Ballmer's refined taste in basketball

Anonymous said...

Why is printing from Adobe Reader always FUBAR?

Anonymous said...

Why is printing from Adobe Reader always FUBAR?

Because you haven't RTFM! STFU and GTFU!

Anonymous said...

Bullshit, I RTFMd STFU and FYM2, damn thing still won't print. Guess I'll go fuck your mom a third time.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit, I RTFMd STFU and FYM2, damn thing still won't print. Guess I'll go fuck your mom a third time.

Well, let me fuck your mom, then it will print!

Anonymous said...

How about Stuchan because

OK so new to internet posting and memes thats OK we can't all be einstens :) and since you scarded of Girls i will help you out so no 4chan then how about "Stuchan" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and 4chan..?????

Anonymous said...

STFU

u mean STU :)

Anonymous said...

A white woman on the other hand needs to be protected from the negro hords.

It's a well known fact that women CHOOSE the men they want to have babies with. No amount of "protecting" will stop you from being a cuckold, if her vagina doesn't get wet for you. If you think you can fight Nature, go ask Mr. Pogson, whose wife is happily taking creampies from Mandingo and his homeboys.

Better to just kill the whore like the Bible says.

Anonymous said...

OK so no whore then how about "Stuwhore" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and whore..?????

Anonymous said...

@February 20, 2013 at 6:44 PM

This post captures the entire problem with the industry right now: "Why is this happening, then? It's a thing, and like most things it's not easy to explain or understand unless you spend all day crunching and bills. Which I don't."

Anonymous said...

If men were doing the choosing, would a man voluntarily spend money, lie, cheat, and steal to have sex with a woman? He would get with her on HIS terms and not hers. Valentine’s Day would not exist. Indeed, a major part of the economy would not exist.

Anonymous said...

OK so no Valentine day then (make u feel lonley u poor dear ) how about "Stuentine’s dat" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and Valentine..?????

Anonymous said...

It's a well known fact that women CHOOSE the men they want to have babies with.

Only within the last hundred or so years when women have been stepping outside their place.
I prefer the simpler times where a man could buy a woman for a few horses and cattle.

Anonymous said...

OK so no women then how about "Stuwomen" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and women..?????

Anonymous said...

@ February 22, 2013 at 3:09 AM

You're high.

Anonymous said...

no no no i'm not HIGH you are "Stuhigh" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and high..?????

Anonymous said...

@ February 22, 2013 at 4:10 AM

Dude, put the bong down.

Anonymous said...

How about I put the bong "Studown" simply because its a portmanteau of Stu and down..?????

Anonymous said...

stubong lol

Anonymous said...

u there, bro?

Anonymous said...

i'm a grasshopper that's run out of hop..... :...-(

Anonymous said...

The new goatse?

Anonymous said...

The new goatse?

this is like a grasshopper that's run out of hop.....

Anonymous said...

They're easier to step on that way.

Anonymous said...

Looking for a recipes for that fresh kitten kill? Try Google+

Anonymous said...

Get out of here S.T.U.

Anonymous said...

Oh god! Only 53 posts left!

Anonymous said...

The Ubuntu phone will ship with a black specs NSA tracking strip for GPS location.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Hellmouth

Anonymous said...

The Harvest

Anonymous said...

The Witch

Anonymous said...

Teacher's Pet

Anonymous said...

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Anonymous said...

The Pack

Anonymous said...

Angel

Anonymous said...

I, Robot ... You, Jane

Anonymous said...

The Puppet Show

Anonymous said...

Nightmares

Anonymous said...

Out of Mind, Out of Sight

Anonymous said...

Prophecy Girl

Anonymous said...

LOL: gLOLbal Warming!

CO2 has caused the Earth to get “hotter and hotter’…
past decades ? I’ve seen 7 now and those I spent
in Germany, mid fifties, were pretty brrrrrr. ([“?….

Anonymous said...

”The planet getting hotter and hotter” ? Dream on you fools.
CO2 atmospheric concentrations have increased, naturally not our input I might add, but temperature increase has stalled since 1998.
This is a case of the alarmists believing the rubbish they preach and getting wilder in their claims. Propagandizing like those Nazis in 1930′s Germany. Or is that another lesson of history forgotten.

Anonymous said...

“……causing the Earth to get hotter and hotter.” Perhaps some one should tell them that the Earth has not warmed for 15 years.

Anonymous said...

Having conversations with yourself again, Bob? Space out your posts a little more if you want your sockpuppeting to not be so obvious.

Anonymous said...

When She Was Bad

Anonymous said...

Some Assembly Required

Anonymous said...

ANGLE: BUFFY

is watching them from the far end of the big lawn triangle. She is dressed very plainly, for hard travelling. Has a bag over her shoulder.

As she sees them head inside, she starts walking in the other direction.

DISSOLVE TO:

ANGLE: THE EDGE OF TOWN, PASSING BY (INT. BUS - DAY)

Houses, fewer and fewer, as they whip by the window.

ANGLE: BUFFY

Seated on a bus, looking out the window as the light plays on her face.

EXT. EDGE OF TOWN - DAY

The bus races past camera and recedes in the distance, as the camera arms down, finally settling on a sign by the side of the road.

NOW LEAVING SUNNYDALE

COME BACK SOON

BLACK OUT.

END OF SHOW

Anonymous said...

FADE IN

INT. BEDROOM- MORNING

CHIP WITLEY, a strapping young man with a body sculpted by the god's themselves, places his cock in SMUTTY SALLY'S vag.

Another cock, belonging to MITCH AMMERMAN, a picture of Polish powerhouse-ness, is JAMMED into Sally's mouth.

Sally vomits on Mitch's balls, then squirts copiously.

MITCH
Capital!

CHIP
Indeed!

Anonymous said...

@February 22, 2013 at 7:55 AM

Sorry, got a tight schedule today, not much time for shitposting.

Anonymous said...

MITCH
Capital!

CHIP
Indeed!


+5 Funny.

Anonymous said...

Stu on this, turds of a proprietary nature!

But while Ubuntu Touch can be installed, booted and used on the device it’s apparently not an entirely fluid experience. Fellow forum member LLStarks installed the build on his Galaxy s3 but described it as ‘[feeling] buttery at times and a brick wall at others.’

Winnging!

Anonymous said...

lulz, 'Winnging', I'm not even going to correct myself. Why, you ask?

Duh, Winnging!

Anonymous said...

I eat kittens in broth.

I also feed them to my pet snake and masturbate furiously.

:D

Anonymous said...

Trust me, it's fine.

I've done this stuff for a while now.

Anonymous said...

Looking for a tech job? Brush up on your Linux skills, proprieturds!

source -- read it and weep!

Anonymous said...

24 posts until the apocalypse!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone still use Windoze? It's been dead for years.

Anonymous said...

22 posts until the apocalypse!

Anonymous said...

I touch myself while torturing the neighbor's cat.

Anonymous said...

Linux won and you idiots lost. This blog is also dead. You have nothing.

Go play Solitaire in Windows and cry like the losers that you are.

Anonymous said...

Give the proprieturds a break. They can't help being Ballmer's cock jockey.

Anonymous said...

Can somebody please make another version of LHB, I don't think the author will be coming back, we've yelled at him too much.

It'd be a shame to lose such a valuable source of entertainment.

Anonymous said...

Looking for a tech job? Brush up on your Linux skills, proprieturds!

No, the industry is really looking for fluffers who can make working in the server room a bit more worthwhile. Women would be great, but they'll accept men and shemales, too.

Anonymous said...

Fluffers? Sounds like th perfect jobs for the BMS gang!

Anonymous said...

I'm a post waster!

Anonymous said...

I can create a new site for Linux Hating, I'm a PHP weenie though so it'd have to be based on some shitty Loonix+MySQL server.

I can at least say it wouldn't be ironically built on Python though, I know how to build sites that can handle more than 2 concurrent users and I would follow the no moderation/anonymous is best doctrine.

Anonymous said...

Oh and I can also make it open sores and forkable on Github. :(

Anonymous said...

Can I fork your asshole on Github? I want to turn you out like the little bitch that you are.

Anonymous said...

Post wasting Ahoy!

Anonymous said...

I'm another post wasting troll.

Anonymous said...

I'm doing it again.

Anonymous said...

And again.

Anonymous said...

And again.

Anonymous said...

Shit, I can't stop.

Anonymous said...

LOL, this is fun!

Anonymous said...

OH SHIT.....FUCK IT'S THE END .... LIKE HOW YOUR MOTHER'S HAD ONE TOO MANY ORGASMS FROM FUCKING THE NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck pig.

Anonymous said...

And ...

Anonymous said...

NIGGERS!

«Oldest ‹Older   4801 – 5000 of 5000   Newer› Newest»