Sunday, October 21, 2012

skunkworks

It appears as if good ol' Mr. Shuttleworth has finally seen the light.

The skunkworks approach has its detractors. We’ve tried it both ways, and in the end, figured out that critics will be critics whether you discuss an idea with them in advance or not.
In other words: freetards will be freetards.

5000 flames:

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Anonymous said...

Use a handle

But it's only the content of the message that counts, right? Right? Be careful with all that backpedaling. You'll get whiplash.

Flying Toaster said...

Why do you care what people post here? Is this your blog or something, or do you think you have some rights here?

Is this wrong to speaking up against something that's clearly wrong? I think not.

Except that I've been here far longer than you have, Twat boy.

So what you are saying is that you have been a cancer lump here for a long time. Am I supposed to be impressed by that?

Anonymous said...

@October 23, 2012 12:35 PM

Bullshit, I say! I'm Nametardacus! I got a 10/10 for twattyness! You saw it! Anontardacus Decimus said so!

Behold as I now RAGEQUIT!

Flying Toaster said...

But it's only the content of the message that counts, right? Right? Be careful with all that backpedaling. You'll get whiplash.

Did someone not accuse me of not knowing what a "context" is? That accusation is more fitting for you, it seems.

Anonymous said...

Is this wrong to speaking up against something that's clearly wrong? I think not.

Yes it is. This isn't your blog. Linux Hater doesn't care what we do so STFU and GTFO.

Anonymous said...

So what you are saying is that you have been a cancer lump here for a long time. Am I supposed to be impressed by that?

Now now Twatty, you were complaining about the quality of the content.

Anonymous said...

Did someone not accuse me of not knowing what a "context" is? That accusation is more fitting for you, it seems.

Fitting for me? The one who repeatedly states that online identities and handles are stupid? How so? You're the one hung up on people having identities you can use to attack.

Flying Toaster said...

Yes it is. This isn't your blog. Linux Hater doesn't care what we do so STFU and GTFO.

And who are you that has the authority to decide who stays and who goes? <b?This isn't your blog</b?, after all.

Flying Toaster said...

Look, I'm terribly sorry for being complete jackass.

How's about I offer you all free blowjobs?

I suck cock good. I even drink semen.

Borat said...

Want to make a sex crime?

Anonymous said...

If you don't want do get confused with other people who also happen to use the word "we" when addressing themseleves, there are two things you can do:

Do you think I care? Absolutely not; however, I would prefer if you abstain from throwing insults at me, when you repeatedly get in over your head and find yourself losing argument after argument.

You've only started to lose here after I left; since I was one of the last people defending you.

Now, be a good wintarded zealot, mind your own business and leave me out of your crazy ramblings. KTHNXBY

Flying_Crocker said...

LEAVE LINUX HATERS BLOG ALONE!!!

Anonymous said...

Save them , Lord Jesus

Anonymous said...

Am I supposed to be impressed by that?

No, you're not. Unlike you I don't need fame attached to some online handle.

Anonymous said...

@Flying Toaster:

Try Vagisil. It will relieve the itching and burning and you'll feel much better!

Flying Toaster said...

The one who repeatedly states that online identities and handles are stupid?

Who? There is certainly no meaningful way to tell which Anonymous is which. You might as well just point to a random post and said you wrote it and it wouldn't make a lick of difference in this context.

You're the one hung up on people having identities you can use to attack.

The only party that is clearly using identities to attack is you.

Flying Toaster said...

I love long walks in the park, playing on my iPhone, harmony, and large erect Negro penis.

Flying Toaster said...

Now now Twatty, you were complaining about the quality of the content.

A well-known quality of cancer is that it grows.

The only problem here is that you weren't removed promptly when there was still a chance, it seems.

Anonymous said...

Who? There is certainly no meaningful way to tell which Anonymous is which. You might as well just point to a random post and said you wrote it and it wouldn't make a lick of difference in this context.

I was referring to myself in the third person, Twatty. Also, no one needs their identity attached to a post here. We don't care about nametarding. Besides, it's the content of the message that counts not the person saying it, right?

The only party that is clearly using identities to attack is you.

No we mock you because you're an attention whore nametard. The only reason why your identity has any bearing is because you try to force nametarding on all of us.

Nametardicus Maximus said...

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

A well-known quality of Negro penis is that it grows.

Flying Toaster said...

I love long walks in the park, playing on my iPhone, harmony, and large erect Negro penis.

You forgot "disregard that; I suck cock".

Gotta make good use of all the tired trolling trick in that book somehow.

Now, be a good wintarded zealot, mind your own business and leave me out of your crazy ramblings.

I kind of remember being accused that once. Are you sure you aren't of one of those individuals that I mentioned whose handles got eventually associated with pure horsecrap due to what they spew on a regular basis?

Anonymous said...

The only problem here is that you weren't removed promptly when there was still a chance, it seems.

So it's okay for you to call others a cancer but they can't refer to you as faggy?

Hypocrite much?

Anonymous said...

You forgot "disregard that; I suck cock".

I was waiting for you to auto-complete me with your auto-felate routine.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Of course he is. Just like how he says:

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

But then fixates on us all having hamdles so he can use our posts against us in some way.

Flying Toaster said...

I was referring to myself in the third person, Twatty.

You were referring to yourself in the third person? That's just a gift that keeps on giving, doesn't it?

We don't care about nametarding. Besides, it's the content of the message that counts not the person saying it, right?

Someone also said that context was important - remember?

The only reason why your identity has any bearing is because you try to force nametarding on all of us.

Quite the contrary, you are the living proof that one can be a total retard even without a "name".

Flying Toaster said...

Again, sorry.

Fuck my ass RIGHT NOW! ALL OF YOU!

Anonymous said...

Oh man this is comical.

Thanks Twatty for the entertainment.

Anonymous said...

You were referring to yourself in the third person? That's just a gift that keeps on giving, doesn't it?

Tired trolling is tired, Twatty does not disappoint.

Anonymous said...

Twatty does not disappoint.

He's definitely more entertaining than the retarded rubbie at the corner of the street.

Less stinky too.

Anonymous said...

Quite the contrary, you are the living proof that one can be a total retard even without a "name".

So why do you need to have a name yourself then? You're pretty much the definition of a total retard by now, is it only because you have a handle?

Flying Toaster said...

So it's okay for you to call others a cancer but they can't refer to you as faggy?

Hypocrite much?


Reading comprehension fail, loser.

Anonymous said...

So, your answer is yes to both questions?

Online handles are important and stuff, brah said...

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

And who is this "we" that you are representing? Your split personality? Your imaginary pink elephant friend?

LOL! AllAnonymousAreSameAnonymous™

It really is JoeMonco, hi Joe, how're things in the insane asylum?

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'. said...

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Angela Merkel said...

Again, sorry.

Fuck my ass RIGHT NOW! ALL OF YOU!


Niggers are fucking your wif-, are fucking you Fagster.

Anonymous said...

Someone also said that context was important - remember?

No. Context is not needed. Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Fuck my ass RIGHT NOW! ALL OF YOU!

It appears that you're getting your wish granted Twatty.

Flying Toaster said...

Fuck my ass roughly and call me Susie!'

Flying Toaster said...

So why do you need to have a name yourself then? You're pretty much the definition of a total retard by now, is it only because you have a handle?

Look - even with all your sockpuppets/cohorts, all you are proving here is that you are a drag of this place and generally incapable of any rational discussion. To think of it, could you have kept up with spewing the same nonsensical non-points for so long without me posting with my handle? No, quite frankly, you are just a parasite desperate trying things to suck on, and without anyone giving you inputs, even your ability to spout horsecrap is at best doubtful.

Nametardicus Maximus said...

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

LOL! AllAnonymousAreSameAnonymous™

It really is JoeMonco, hi Joe, how're things in the insane asylum?


He escaped; now he hides in Starbucks, providing fluffer services in exchange for buttphone usage and in every free moment, hiding under a table, he lurks here, pressing F5, dick in hand, jerking like a spastic idiot.

Flying Toaster said...

No. Context is not needed.

No rebuttal is nedded.

Anonymous said...

Look - even with all your sockpuppets/cohorts

Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon! Everyone is the same Anon!

Trust me, everyone is the same Anon.

Anonymous said...

Nametardicus ANGRYYYYYYYY!

Anonymous said...

No, re-butt-al is nedded.

Use a dildo and stop being such a drag queen.

Flying Toaster said...

^^^^^^^^^^^

Maybe you should focus less on who that person might be and more on what he/she had to say? Just sayin'.

Then I wonder what some individual are so fixated upon right now. Sure this wouldn't have kept up for so long if I had posted here with my handle, wouldn't it?

Anonymous said...

The only context you need Twatty is the content of the message. Not the person saying it. It's amazing that the rest ofus can hold discussions just fine without handles yet tou can't. You must be retarded.

Anonymous said...

@October 23, 2012 1:47 PM

Glad to see you finally admit to your attention whoring.

Flying Toaster said...

Everyone is the same Anon!

Dictionaries are for squares!

Cohort

1 a: one of 10 divisions of an ancient Roman legion

b: a group of warriors or soldiers

c: band, group

d: a group of individuals having a statistical factor (as age or class membership) in common in a demographic study <a cohort of premedical students>

2: companion, colleague <a few of their…cohorts decided to form a company — Burt Hochberg>

Anonymous said...

A note to Anons here: Toaster thinks he's arguing with me whenever you rip him a new one, he's like that I'm afraid.

So who the fuck are you then? You appear to have vexed the Fling Turdster quite misandrously.

Anonymous said...

Argumentum ad dictionary. *snore*

Anonymous said...

@October 23, 2012 1:53 PM

He's Nametardicus. Duuuuh.

Flying Toaster said...

It's amazing that the rest ofus can hold discussions just fine without handles yet tou can't.

That's strange because I can't remember the last time I didn't see anything here that amounted to (somewhat) a discussion without someone saying, "no, you have confused me with another anon" or someone starting to accuse others of being from TMR.

You must have confused this place with an LHB from another universe.

Anonymous said...

So who the fuck are you then? You appear to have vexed the Fling Turdster quite misandrously.

His arch nemesis apparently, he sees me everywhere he goes; come to think of it, it must be really annoying for him.

Thus he acts like he had sand in his vag... oh wait, he always acted like that, never mind.

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You will find that he insulted me directly, cowardly hiding under Anonymous moniker, despite of his stance that everyone should use a name while posting.

I felt that perhaps I need to impress upon him that he actually isn't arguing with me all of the time, a lost cause, I know, but there you go...

Anonymous said...

That's strange because I can't remember the last time I didn't see anything here that amounted to (somewhat) a discussion without someone saying, "no, you have confused me with another anon" or someone starting to accuse others of being from TMR.

Good for you? Why should I care about your selective memory of the discussions here? Go away nametard or I'm gonna send some niggers to fuck your mom in front of you in you parent's basement.

Anonymous said...

I'M YOUR GOD NAMETARDICUS!! BOW BEFORE ME AND SUCKY COCK!!

Anonymous said...

System76 releasing an iMac clone. :guitar:

Anonymous said...

Oh by the way, FT likens all of you to warriors in my personal armada. I suppose it's an attempt to insult us all; somehow, just like every other time, he fumbled it.

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@FT
You'll need to realise that these people here hate you all on their own, my hand is not involved. You're just an asshole that nobody can tolerate, that is wholly your doing.

Anonymous said...

Get your micropeens at the ready because Oompoopoo app Stormcloud has added color options!!!

10 pre-set colour choices are now available, ranging from red to blue to green to an Ubuntu ambiance-style dark grey.

And if that wasn't enough:

Windspeed can be displayed in ‘kph’ or ‘m/s’, and temperature buffs now have three units to choose between: Kelvin, Celsius, or Fahrenheit.

Holy shit! A weather app where you can change the units!!! YearOfTheMotherFuckingOompoopooDesktop(TM) is finally assured!

Anonymous said...

System76 releasing an iMac clone. :guitar:

Can it run Windows?

Anonymous said...

And who are you that has the authority to decide who stays and who goes?

And who are you to say whether we can talk about Negro hoards fucking peoples' wives (not yours, you are the wife), Angela Merkel raping you with a strapon, and whether or not Global warming is real?

Anonymous said...

That's because he's Nametardicus Minimus.

Anonymous said...

And who are you to say whether we can talk about Negro hoards fucking peoples' wives (not yours, you are the wife), Angela Merkel raping you with a strapon, and whether or not Global warming is real?

No Brian, don't!

Anonymous said...

How did you post a joke link! Flying turd will not be happy!

Anonymous said...

Dare not did.

Flying Twat said...

Son't you faggots know that this site is only for serious discussion? How dare you sully this site with your trash. I'm gonna cry all night if you don't stop.

Anonymous said...

Keep crying, it's good for your eyes.

Anonymous said...

Unless you're new to the web, you'll be surprised to learn that most of the Internet runs on Linux. It runs because it's a commodity server, because it has first-class support for most NoSQL data stores, caches, proxies, etc. because its highly configurable, because it's much more automatable where everything is scriptable with simple unix commands.

Anonymous said...

Also, niggers.

Flying Toaster said...

How's this handle guize?

Anonymous said...

And who are you to say whether we can talk about Negro hoards fucking peoples' wives (not yours, you are the wife)

I'm not so sure. When Arnie presided over their marriage he introduced them as Mr. and Mrs. Flying Fuckwad.

Anonymous said...

@October 23, 2012 3:34 PM

10/10 freetard mimic or 0/10 if you're a real freetard.

Anonymous said...

I'm not so sure.

I believe Tyrone can shed some light on this issue. Tyrone, you here?

Flying Toaster's Manager said...

LOS ANGELES -- Flying Toasters' self-styled manager took the stand in his defamation lawsuit against Toaster's parents on Tuesday, claiming he acted to protect her from the LH trolls and others during a critical period in her life.

Lufti described Flying Toaster at that time as being "in crisis mode. She was very distraught. She was having a LHB troll-battle and was in the middle of gender re-assignment." He added that she also had drug problems.

Lufti said he met her right after she had shaved her head during a very public meltdown. "She was dealing with a lot of anxiety," he said.

Anonymous said...

Flying Twit seen parading around in a gimp suit at a political conference:

A drunk in a gimp suit marches down the Brighton seafront, past a gaggle of blacked-up Mr T impersonators. "Linux Haters Blog," he shouts, muffled by his mask. "Linux Haters Blog! Linux Haters Blog!"

Flying Toaster said...

Well, I see the assorted dregs who live on this blog are still at it. How many hours of your little lives have you spent obsessing over me now? It's amusing to sit back and read through your posts, and see how deeply I affected you.

Anonymous said...

Says the guy who was furiously hitting F5 while wanking with the other hand to midget porn.

tar said...

It is like you learned a good method of posting your debris from watching my pet skunk. Your postings smell like fish heads.

Anonymous said...

ALL HAIL THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF TAR!!!

Anonymous said...

I haven't checked out the Made of Tar blog in a while and missed this hilarious post:

STEAM FOR LINUX NEWS (UPDATED)
Steam may finally be coming to Linux.

"All games will be free but will contain in-game advertising," sources close to MADE OF TAR revealed.

This first part of multi-step advertising campaign for Steam is to create a buffalo stampede toward Linux. But why they chosen this idea?

The odds are that those on the Internet are looking to prey on others.

"Much-loved games such as Portal 2 and Dragon Lost will be free for 30 days." the source revealed.

A nation-wide advertising campaign for Steam on Linux about to begin, with the enlistment of TV and movie stars to pursuade the populace to be prepared for the worst.

The British Dried Flowers Association could not be reached for comment.


That would be so funny were it true.

Anonymous said...

Tar is back!

ALL HAIL THE SPACE ALIEN FROM BLOGGER WHO SPEAKS CRYPTICALLY!

Anonymous said...

Veteran Reporter Quits Newspaper to Start Blog

Lol, good luck with that pal -- give up a nice job/salary/expense account to be a blogger? What is he gonna do, slap AdSense on it? Plus from the picture he looks like a scrawny chump.

Anonymous said...

Well, I see the assorted dregs who live on this blog are still at it.

How's the hormone therapy thing doing? Have your bitch tits finally come in?

Anonymous said...

Also, Negro hoard ascending down upon your wives

Anonymous said...

@tar:

What did you think of Mitt Romney's performance in the last debate?

Anonymous said...

You will find that he insulted me directly, cowardly hiding under Anonymous moniker, despite of his stance that everyone should use a name while posting.

Oh, so you're Adam King when he's being sane? We always thought your trolling was a bit weak, funny at first but pretty transparent.

Anyway, yes, the nametards obsession with you is... disturbing, to say the least.

Anonymous said...

I'M NAMETARDICUS!!! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY MICROPEEN!

Anonymous said...

The British Dried Flowers Association could not be reached for comment.

Fucking hilarious, well done Tar! Glad to see you returns to the Linux Haters' Blog!

Anonymous said...

Joey Sneedon tweets a pick of him jacking off his micropeen using his new pair of tweezers.

Anonymous said...

Buy a System76 laptop so you can stare at your fatass in the glare of the screen while using it.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, remember we had a Twitter a while ago with a shared password. We all posted some lulz on there (like asking Oprah if she was the first to get speed dial and asking Jono Bacon to condemn gay marriage)?

Remember someone shut it down, because they thought it was part of a conspiracy to lower the tone of this blog? Remember they also thought it was a conspiracy to make the LHB look bad? Remember thinking 'WTF? Is this guy serious?' when the person responsible posted about the conspiracy. Then going 'Meh' and continuing with our trolling?

It dawned on me after reading all of Fling Turdster/JoeMongoloid's comments on here today--and I apologise for being a bit slow on this--but the person who shut it down was none other than our very own Flying Toaster.

Y'know, I used to just think you were a fucking idiot, Toastie Twat, but after today's meltdown I'm convinced you've actually got a screw loose. No, seriously mate, you are a sandwich short of picnic.

Anonymous said...

I also wonder if Toastie is the person who shut down our Diaspora, or whether we were just banned for messaging that topless girl, warning her about Freetards.

Anonymous said...

It was definitely Twatty. Apparently Joan isn't putting out enough lately.

Anonymous said...

Let's see...
pissed off flying_twat: check
insulted reverse controller: check
made them both think it was the other: check

Who needs Pogson, you idiots are infinitely more entertaining.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I was wrong about it being Adam King in sane mode, it's actually some guy called Reverse Controller/Perverse Bumfucker.

Who the fuck is Perverse Bumfucker anyway? I don't remember seeing him around here, even in the glory days. I'm assuming it's someone from the BM Suppository.

Angela Merkel said...

Never mind all that!

Gaben is sending some weenie to the Ubuntu Developer Summit, and Michael Larabel is absolutely pissing his little knickers about it.

Little does Larabel know: his wife is being fucked by niggers! Tee-hee!

Anonymous said...

but after today's meltdown I'm convinced you've actually got a screw loose. No, seriously mate, you are a sandwich short of picnic.

Ha ha, do you think?

I'd say he's a level crazy less than Pogson is. No wonder he sees engaging Pogson in debates for over a year as something to brag about. For him this is a prestigious feather to be placed in his loony cap.

Mandingo said...

Flying Toaster said...

Fuck my ass roughly and call me Susie!


No you motherfucker, I'm not calling you Susie, just shut the fuck up and bend over.

Proprietardacus Pontifex Maximus said...

Just thinking of the oldtimers.

Does Fucks-Many-Cougars still troll here?

He was an inspiration to us all.

Anonymous said...

Nice going guys. Looks like you fucked FT's ass so hard, he hasn't even come back to BM Suppository or Pogson's blog.

He's in the fetal position on the floor somewhere.

Now his case worker will be all over our asses.

Great going.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Perverse Bumfucker anyway?

Some Linux user that is trying desperately to fit in with the cool kids by arguing with flying_twat.

He tends to use dashes like so:

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He seems to think he is a good troll but he's really just a wannabe neckbearded asshole that has gotten labeled a troll.

Anonymous said...

I love Linturd articles like this one. First the tards bleat on and on about spinnan cuebs and all their eye candy that it supposed to be better than "Windoze" and yet they have to right articles like this for every Ooompoopoo release telling people to turn off all that stuff so that it doesn't run like ass. Doesn't that sort of defeat one of the tards' major selling points of Loonix?

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 5:18 AM

Never mind, I actually misinterpreted the content based on the title. Ignore me!

Anonymous said...

But how do you speed up Ubuntu 12.10's Joey Sneddon jerking his micro-peen animation? This is the defining question of our times.

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Thought I ought to add some dashes to my post, since it's what all the cool kids do.

Anonymous said...

The Windoze monopoly is finally dead. Suck on that, Winbred proprieturds!

Anonymous said...

It's funny 'cos it's Broadcom, and Freetards love to hate Broadcom, say they 'Hate FOSS!' etc.

No doubt the Freetards will conveniently forget all their past wireless driver woes and Broadcom will be declared the new heroes (until they do something to piss the Freetards off again, like wanting to charge money for stuff they make)

Anonymous said...

Specs of that shitty System76 iMac clone released.

Joey Sneddon tries to claim it's competitively priced based on this graphic. Except for the smaller hard drive, shittier processor and crappier Intel graphics. To get the specs to match the Vizio in that picture bumps the price to $1000 and at that price its still crap compared to the iMac in the picture let alone the newest 21" iMac which has stock 8GB of RAM a Kepler GPU, and a 1 TB drive of which the last 2 you can't even get something comparable in the System76 piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

No wireless, no mouse, no keyboard, 235G storage space...

WATA BAHGIN!

Anonymous said...

I also like Joey's copout answer about not comparing it to the new iMac since it isn't shipping, yet it will just next month.

Anonymous said...

Proprietardacus Pontifex Maximus says "meh!"

You cannot unseat the champion by being almost as good, nor by being just as good. You will only achieve victory by removing the laurels from his head with the boots of Win.

System76 able to declaim: Veni vidi vici?

I think not, freetardacus, slave to the idealism of others, for Linux has not the boots of Win, but the flip-flops of Fail.

Anonymous said...

The System76 doesn't even have wireless in the stock configuration? LOL fail.

Anonymous said...

No wireless, no mouse, no keyboard, 235G storage space...

But it's competitively priced! Don't make System76's wife cry! I do love the spinning that the System76 rep is trying to do in the comments to try to downplay the nearly $300 in cost needed to get it to match just the stock Vizio. And Apple is accused of RFD... LOL.

Anonymous said...

LOL I gt posts deleted and banned from posting in that thread because I pointed out that the System76 was junk. I'm aost23, BTW. Looks like Sneddon is a freetard who can't stand someone pointing out his arguments are shit.

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 7:39 AM

Freetards are nothing if not schizophrenic.

Anonymous said...

@ October 24, 2012 8:32 AM

Your posts weren't deleted. OMG! Ubuntu just has an OMG! Crap! page layout.

Anonymous said...

Does Fucks-Many-Cougars still troll here?

Yes sir, but I made the mistake of getting into a "long" relationship with one. Big, big mistake. This is pretty much accurate on how things go down.

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 7:43 AM

+5 Informative
+5 Community Outreach
+5 Broke Joey's e-peen circlejerk

-=@ HOOKER GROUPONS ARE YOU! @=-

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 9:28 AM

No, he did. A post where I call his comparison as disingenuous and list the reasons why was removed. I had a couple others as well before I was banned from commenting. I even saw the comment count go down when he did it. It seems to only he an IP ban, but I'm too lazy right now to bypass.

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 9:42 AM

Shit, I wanted to go and tell him off for banning you, but they don't allow anonymous commenting.

Probably too many people infecting their little circlejerk with contrary opinions.

Anonymous said...

Yes sir, but I made the mistake of getting into a "long" relationship with one. Big, big mistake.

Dude! You fuck them and then you make yourself unavailable fast! Otherwise, get yourself ready for the Mental Olympics.

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 9:46 AM

Remeber everyone: It's "free as in freedom" until you speak a contrary opinion or call a freetard out. Then you get posts deleted and banned.

Anonymous said...

t's "free as in freedom" until you speak a contrary opinion or call a freetard out.

No, it's free as in GPL freedom which means that your opinion has to be compatible with their opinion and if it's not, it's in direct violation with freedom and so you can't use it.

Anonymous said...

Is that anything like this middleware is free to use but only after our overworked support staff can be bothered to approve your download of the SDK?

Anonymous said...

Google fails at security again.

Anonymous said...

I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.

Anonymous said...

How wonderful to know the intention of God. When someone rapes and kills his wife/daughter/him that too is God's intention, no?

Anonymous said...

So you were a blowjob that went wrong?

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 11:03 AM

+5 informative

Nice link. This is a great story and the reason why I don't do Internet banking.

Anonymous said...

You don't do internet banking because companies use weak DKIM keys? LOLWUT?

Anonymous said...

LOLWUT?

LOL ZOMG, WTF?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!111

Welcome back Toaster!

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 11:46 AM

Low blow, bro. I'm not the Flying Twat.

Anonymous said...

You don't do internet banking because companies use weak DKIM keys? LOLWUT?

I don't see it either.

I can see stored passwords on the computer and being dumb enough to answer phishing emails but DKIM?

Care to enlighten us anon?

Anonymous said...

Low blow, bro. I'm not the Flying Twat.

Don't take it too hard. He's probably just angry because he's had to do an extra shift at 711.

Flying Toaster said...

It dawned on me after reading all of Fling Turdster/JoeMongoloid's comments on here today--and I apologise for being a bit slow on this--but the person who shut it down was none other than our very own Flying Toaster.

Doesn't that just go and prove that you are obsessed with my handle?

Also, who on earth past his 30 still considers such thing as a legitimate past-time anyway?

Anonymous said...

Goddamnit the twat is back. Someone's head is gonna roll for this.

Anonymous said...

Also, who on earth past his 30 still considers such thing as a legitimate past-time anyway?

That's rather sexist of you, Cunty McTwaterson, to assume everyone here is male.

Flying Toaster said...

.

(No content needed. At that's required to make the losers go bonkers the handle, it seems.)

Anonymous said...

That's rather sexist of you, Cunty McTwaterson, to assume everyone here is male.

The least you could do would be to start making references to lesbian pornstars and some good ol' girl-on-girl action, you worm!

Anonymous said...

(No content needed. At that's required to make the losers go bonkers the handle, it seems.)

Your attention whoring is almost as bad as Queef. Why don't you pay a prostitute to give you that hug you so desperately need and take a night off?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't that just go and prove that you are obsessed with my handle?

I'm not the anon that posted that but from my view it appeared to be more of a post mortem on the train-wreck of a flame roast that ensued when you decided to come back here (which no one wants), did your usual "ninja-anon" post, got called on it, used your trite avatar name, whined like a 13 year old girl about the quality of this blog and how insults were the de facto currency, finishing off with calling someone cancer (thus showing how hypocritical you are), and doing a rage quit (again like a 13 year old girl).

The idea was that since you had whined and complained about being mean to Pogson, it was most likely you who had killed the Twitter account because only you would find this a truly tragic 1nt3rn3tz crime.


Flying Toaster said...

Your attention whoring is almost as bad as Queef. Why don't you pay a prostitute to give you that hug you so desperately need and take a night off?

Face it - the handle itself is enough to stir you up without an extra word. It kind of reminds of the effect of one "Adam King", but whatever.

Anonymous said...

Also, who on earth past his 30 still considers such thing as a legitimate past-time anyway?

------> BM Suppository Site

KTHXBY

Anonymous said...

@Flying Toaster:

Did you get beat up a lot when you were a kid?

I'm going to guess 'yes'.

Irony FTW said...

Trust the freetards to fuck up a "force quit" function so that you can't quit it.

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 1:08 PM

True, you and the rest of the BM crew sure do get trolled easily by La Queef. You, on the ither hand, are just an annlying attention whore. Is Joan Mongoloid just notmpitting out enough lately?

Anonymous said...

RE: force quit. Of course, in true freetard spirit, this bug hasn't been fixed coming up a year later.

Anonymous said...

LOL at my iFag keyboard.

ither = other
annlying = annoying
notmpitting = not putting

Anonymous said...

More Ext4 data corruption bugs. Loonix rocks!!

Anonymous said...

I also remember a German anon on here, one of the more tedious Climate Change Deniers (and the only person around here taking it seriously) with dubious grammar and an inability to see nuances and context.

Where do you live, Toaster? What are your crimes?

Flying Toaster said...

I'm not the anon that posted that but from my view it appeared to be more of a post mortem on the train-wreck of a flame roast that ensued when you decided to come back here (which no one wants)

So you are allergic to any Internet pseudonym that is known to more than one person. That's all I can read from this whiny little comment of yours.

I'd also go out on a limb here and say that most of the attention you could draw to yourself IRL with your real face and your real name were mostly negative, but even that would probably be a compliment.

whined like a 13 year old girl about the quality of this blog and how insults were the de facto currency, finishing off with calling someone cancer (thus showing how hypocritical you are)

A whiner accusing someone else of whining. How interesting! If you somehow manage to expand your vocabulary beyond the word "fag", then we shall discuss the world of "insults" in all its grand details. But, until then, you are just another acne-ridden teenager who has no better things to do than giggling over low-brow shock "humor" here with other acne-ridden teenagers and share experiences of posting lewd remarks on someone else's mother in other places.

Oh, and spare me from excuse like "I am not the anon(s)!" You like being here, you tolerate what's going on and you make no effort to separate yourself from the rest. This make you just as guilty as those who actually do those things.

Anonymous said...

"The EXT4 file-system can experience data loss if the file-system is remounted (or the system rebooted) too often."

Ah, so that's why freetards try to never reboot their machines. Don't want to risk their flaky filesystems crapping themselves.

You'd struggle to write comedy material as good as the freetards manage without even trying (but maybe that's the problem).

Flying Twit said...

I posted a new comment on skunkworks

Anonymous said...

@October 24, 2012 1:36 PM

Also this is a good comment. Apparently the loon in charge tried to once again make optimizations that ultimately caused corruption. I remember the last issues being due to the same cause. Maybe we should get it stable before optimizing?

Flying Toaster said...

BM Suppository Site

So are you telling me that you don't have the mental capacity to understand distinction between a debate over a subject of substance and posting lewd, drive-by remarks on someone's wife?

You are either 10, or you must be suffering from a hopeless case of stunted development.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and spare me from excuse like "I am not the anon(s)!" You like being here, you tolerate what's going on and you make no effort to separate yourself from the rest. This make you just as guilty as those who actually do those things.

Oh shit, bros! We are "guilty" of some imaginary Internet crime!!! Run for the hills!!!

Anonymous said...

THE INTERNETS POLICE OFFICERS ARE COMING TO RAID THIS PLACE!!

Anonymous said...

So are you telling me that you don't have the mental capacity to understand distinction between a debate over a subject of substance and posting lewd, drive-by remarks on someone's wife?

We do. We just don't care.

Anonymous said...

Face it - the handle itself is enough to stir you up without an extra word. It kind of reminds of the effect of one "Adam King", but whatever.

[shatner voice]You are just. That important.[/shatner voice]

Flying Toaster said...

"It means you could get an incorrect replay after a crash and end up needing to do a fsck. Good thing Ext2/3/4 fsck is awesome."

Wasn't ext4 originally designed to make fsck run fast at the expense of the data itself or something along that line? I still remember Torvalds calling the filesystem "brain-damaged" at one point.

Flying Toaster said...

We do. We just don't care.

Translation: I know I am a self-parody. I just don't care.

Anonymous said...

Yes, we know you are a self parody, but why are you defending Pogson?

Flying Toaster said...

we know you are a self parody

A self-parody/wasted existence calling me a "self-parody"? I think I'll take that a compliment.

why are you defending Pogson?

Me? Defending him? On what?

If by "defending" him you means stopping you morons from posting harrassing comments of his family on his blog, then hell yeah I am.

Anonymous said...

DoJ investigating Samsung for abusing standards-essential patents. Fandroids are butthurt.

Anonymous said...

Wait, Toaster, did you just admit you defended Pogson? Why the fuck did you go to such length to deny it in the first place then?

ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

If by "defending" him you means stopping you morons from posting harrassing comments of his family on his blog, then hell yeah I am.

So you finally admit you were that anon poster? LOL.

Anonymous said...

Wait, Toaster, did you just admit you defended Pogson? Why the fuck did you go to such length to deny it in the first place then?

It's even crazier when you consider the fact that he engaged the whole "LHB community" over it; called everyone names and complained like a whiny bitch.

And then he turns around and admits it!

W-T-F!?

Anonymous said...

Oh shit, bros! We are "guilty" of some imaginary Internet crime!!! Run for the hills!!!

I'm getting the supplies, everyone else, get to the car!! Run!!

Anonymous said...

That's what we get for pointing out logical inconsistencies in an argument.

Flying Toaster said...

Wait, Toaster, did you just admit you defended Pogson? Why the fuck did you go to such length to deny it in the first place then?

Admit what? I am sorry, but I don't have all day sifting through the mountain of yucks here to figure out what kind of antics you are/were up to. I do remember, however, that at one point someone from here posted some lewd remarks on Pogson's blog, and that's when he started the whole "first post always on morderation" thing.

Nice work, moron. How could the world survive without you?

LHB Staff said...

The LHB Staff would like to extend their congratulations to Flying Toaster. Just this afternoon he received a job offer to be Mandingo's and Lexxington Steele's personal fluffer. If not for his tireless effort as lead fluffer for the Pogson House gang bangs and his pivotal work during our filming of Mrs. Pogson's debut adult feature "1000 Black Men, One Cubana" he would not be receiving this honor. All of us on the staff wish him well in this new venture.

Anonymous said...

Yes sir, but I made the mistake of getting into a "long" relationship with one. Big, big mistake. This is pretty much accurate on how things go down.

Ouch*

Internet dating is pretty much the same, save that it starts with the cheating ex husband and you don't get a second date. Triple-D's, man - the divas, the desperate, and the deranged.


And Joe, dude: you take this shit far too seriously. Cheap laughs and blowing off steam is what this place has been about since BEFORE dear old Linux Hater ran out of spleen to vent. You're only a target because you allow yourself to be one.
As to Queef - he/she/it enjoys abuse, and the inmates enjoy dishing it out. Doesn't mean fuck-all beyond the satisfaction it provides to all and sundry.

Now, if you'll excuse me, niggers are fucking my wife, even though I don't have one, and I'm going to take some pictures.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry, but I don't have all day sifting through the mountain of yucks here to figure out what kind of antics you are/were up to.

Must be hard when you have to press F5 and wank off all of the time, so hard in fact, that you can't even follow your own bullshit anymore.

Anonymous said...

I do remember, however, that at one point someone from here posted some lewd remarks on Pogson's blog, and that's when he started the whole "first post always on morderation" thing.

Heh, yeah, I remember that, I posted:

adsfasdf

In one post on Pogson's blog, and then the next post I typed:

Ooops, I'm sorry, I meant to say

POGSON, YOUR WIFE IS FUCKING NIGGERS
POGSON, YOUR WIFE IS FUCKING NIGGERS
POGSON, YOUR WIFE IS FUCKING NIGGERS


I'm touched. I wasn't aware that I've been such a huge part of your sad little existence and that you've been thinking of that moment for so very long. How many months was that?

Anyway, if I cared any less I'd probably just laugh at you but all I can offer you is that I really have to go take a shit right now and I won't be thinking of you, it would get in the way of a good bowel movement.

*hugs and kisses as always*

anon

Anonymous said...

Anyway, if I cared any less I'd probably just laugh at you but all I can offer you is that I really have to go take a shit right now and I won't be thinking of you, it would get in the way of a good bowel movement.

LOL

+5 funny

Toasty got pwnt hard!

Anonymous said...

Wait, Toaster, did you just admit you defended Pogson? Why the fuck did you go to such length to deny it in the first place then?

ROTFLMAO


This is what I just cannot understand. He spent two days spacking out and several rage quits insisting he wasn't the original defender of the personal attacks on Pogson, now he admits it.

Bipolar much or just insane?

Gaius Cuntigula Twaticus said...

Even shit has more value than Linux

Though it is more than satisfying to unload either

One leaves an ephemeral foulness in the air

The other bequeaths a foul taint upon the soul

Shit is the logical conclusion of the biologic process of matter energy conversion. It is both waste and raw material for a new process as it returns to earth

Linux is the logical conclusion of the freetarded process of time to text conversion. It is both a waste and raw material for cheap lulz as it remains insignificant

Thus it is of far greater service to mankind to drop a steaming load in the bowl than to drop a steaming load into emacs.

Flying Twatter said...

I posted a new FUD named They're Ruining Linux Haters Blog

Anonymous said...

I posted a new FUD named They're Ruining Linux Haters Blog

Quick, let's the three of us click a link on the BM Suppository site and cause a DOS attack on the ironically coded site.

Anonymous said...

Gaius Cuntigula Twaticus speaks so eloquently!

All hail Gaius Cuntigula Twaticus!

Anonymous said...

Fuck yeah, my favorite time of the year!

Come up to Northern Canada and help us club to death 70,000 seals!

It's like wack-a-mole but only with blood spatterings!

You score triple points if you get a baby seal pup!

Come one, come all!

BYOB, BYOC

He's just plain Cunty said...

Gaius Cuntigula Twaticus speaks so eloquently!

A late and quiet evening, a toaster's heartfelt whinge for a return to the glory days of profound rhetoric, and a hater having an awesome deuce: all conspiring to produce a moment of deep philosophical introspection.


I have an idea for an invention. I will take an ordinary pencil, drill a 1/16" hole down the center of the eraser tip, paint the whole thing Ubuntu brown and name it The Uhumptoo - a male masturbator marketed towards Lusers.

or is 1/16" too large for the average micropeen?

I need Joey Sneddon to weigh in on this. I can't build a fleshlight for freetards until I have input from Joey Sneddon.

captcha: BJ 2 (lol)

Anonymous said...

Canonical hires La Vida developer to work on game full-time. Suck on that proprieturds!

Anonymous said...

Further to the product development for the Uhumptoo.

Every 6 months release a new version painted the same shade as the default wallpaper of Ubuntu, and give it an appropriate ironic name (the first one would have to be called Masturbating Monkey Edition, however).

Should probably release a few beta editions in advance, just to get the 'tards excited for the New And Improved AlphaisBetaisFinal(tm) version.


I think I have a winner here! Or do you think that Apple would launch a patent suit against me for infringing on the innovation that is the Buttphone(tm)? Uhumptoo isn't meant for rectal insertion, I know, but Apple might consider the concept of the sex toy to be sacred intellectual property on a level that surpasses even rectangles-with-round-corners.

They are such propriaturds, after all.

Anonymous said...

Quick, let's the three of us click a link on the BM Suppository site and cause a DOS attack on the ironically coded site.

You can DOS the TurdRepo with only the ping utility all by yourself.

Anonymous said...

72% of proprieturds support killing innocent civilians with drones. Fucking Winbreds are revolting.

Anonymous said...

Mark Shuttlecock admits to screwing up:

“I really screwed up that blog.

It never even occurred to me that people would interpret [that] as aiming to be MORE CLOSED when the obvious intent was to open everything up, while still preserving the delight of the reveal.”


Fucking pansy bows to the freetards. He should have just told them to piss off. While Linus is a dick, at least he doesn't bow to the freetard horde.

Anonymous said...

Candy assed fanboy won't even allow anonymous posting anymore.

Anonymous said...

anons get in the way of the circle jerking jizzfest over important shit like icons n wallpaperz.

same as the small group of faithful who are ever ready to suckle the nub of Pog's nanopeen, with the possible exception of ohio ham, who just seems to like the sound of his fingers tapping randomly on a keyboard.

meanwhile their wives/girlfriends/right hands are ALL BFBN.



Anonymous said...

Stop using linux, you are just causing problems!

Anonymous said...

Internet dating is pretty much the same, save that it starts with the cheating ex husband and you don't get a second date. Triple-D's, man - the divas, the desperate, and the deranged.

The problem I kept coming across was overweight, 40 year-old single mothers whose profiles contained (literally) a twenty point checklist that a man had to meet before they'd even consider replying to your message. Mind blowing that aging landwhales with kids could have such audacity.

Anonymous said...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iXITc3iybCliakA7TZ496XmzPS5g


"The European Commission warned Microsoft on Wednesday that it risked an investigation into its new Windows 8 software if the company did not meet commitments on web browser choice."

And the Eurotrashistas are once again extremely vexed at Microsoft for not making life easy for their competition.

Such levels of butthurt should only be possible if one was having his mancherry popped by Mandingo.



Anonymous said...

That whore Angela Merkel.

Anonymous said...

The problem I kept coming across was overweight, 40 year-old single mothers whose profiles contained (literally) a twenty point checklist that a man had to meet before they'd even consider replying to your message. Mind blowing that aging landwhales with kids could have such audacity.

LOL! Those would be the Divas. They want "spark" and "chemistry" before they even meet you. And the ones who do respond are so cynical about men just wanting sex that they seem to lose interest pretty quick if you're gennelmun enough not to make a pass within the first few emails, even though they bitch about getting propositioned all the time.

That being said, it's the 40+ year olds who have never been married and never had kids that are the real headcases. Of course, they're also the ones with "Men aged 18-30" "short term dating" in their profile, in addition to said checklist (hey, all the power to them).

In the end I just had fun trolling the profiles of poorly aging swingers and seeing how far I could go without needing eye bleach. ;D

Breaking News: Mitt Romney is a Liar said...

Multiple sources connected with the divorce tell TMZ ... during Tom's uber nasty divorce case with ex-wife Maureen, Mitt Romney gave a deposition and testified during the trial that Staples was worth virtually nothing. Romney testified that the company was worth very little and Tom was a dreamer and "the dream continues."

Romney characterized the Staples stock as "overvalued," adding, "I didn't place a great deal of credibility in the forecast of the company's future."

Anonymous said...

Humans

Anonymous said...

Mitt the twit is a liar. Stop the presses!!!

Anonymous said...

Why did Cunty McTwaterson use so many shitposts to whine about shitposts?

Anonymous said...

anyone?

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