Sunday, October 21, 2012

skunkworks

It appears as if good ol' Mr. Shuttleworth has finally seen the light.

The skunkworks approach has its detractors. We’ve tried it both ways, and in the end, figured out that critics will be critics whether you discuss an idea with them in advance or not.
In other words: freetards will be freetards.

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Anonymous said...

Linux is the OS of choice for innovators and entrepreneurs.

Anonymous said...

Without Linux we would have no choice but to use Microsoft virusware.

Anonymous said...

Microsoft stole from KDE to create Windows XP and Windows 7. Windows 8 Metro GUI was stolen from iPhone.

Anonymous said...

Microsoft has never innovated a single thing besides how to scam people.

Anonymous said...

Linux is just what you use to feel better about yourself. Most people aren't emotionally damaged enough to care about your half-assed Unix clone.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Windrone. People DO care about Linux. That's why it's on 50% of the phones and tablets thanks to Samsung.

Anonymous said...

Did Linux Hater hire Dieter for moderating comments or is Google just fucked?

Dieter said...

This is outrageous. Pamela Jones has singularly been probably the biggest shining light on Linux Advocacy there is. She has won many awards in recognition of her accomplishments. Today, she posted a story about her decision to voluntarily take down her website because of her concern that email privacy has been compromised. In her situation, she deals with and contacts many people throughout the world in the highest echelons and as such she deals with highly sensitive information, naturally.

De Beers employee said...

Boycott lab-grown diamonds! They are not 100% authentic and will destroy the gemstone industry.

I like my diamonds coated with nigger blood.

Anonymous said...

the highest echelons...





























...of her ass.

Anonymous said...

Dat Ass: The Infinite Frontier

Anonymous said...

I came here hoping to see some Linux hate. Instead I see pathetic racist virgins posting worthless shit. This blog makes Slashdot look like a real news site. You are all doing nothing but promoting Linux. No wonder why this site is an epic fail.

Anonymous said...

I like my diamonds coated with nigger blood.

The Russians beg to differ.

Anonymous said...

You are all doing nothing but promoting Linux.

I tried promoting Linux, but Dieter banned me.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

+5 insightful

Anonymous said...

Linux can innovate even more now that it beat Microsoft.

Celebrate good times with Linux.

Anonymous said...

See! Rich people are miserable too! Feel sorry for their problems, dammit!

Anonymous said...

Black woman finds love on OkCupid, gets matched with a white man who wears Blackface.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, Canadians are fucked up. Mummified toe-flavored whiskey?

Anonymous said...

Seriously, Canadians are fucked up. Mummified toe-flavored whiskey?

What do you expect from a country that produced Justin Bieber?

Anonymous said...

Polish woman wants to break a sex world record by fucking 100,000 men. So far her cock count is at 284. Her beta boyfriend ACTUALLY is cool with her being a cumdumpster.

If you wanna sign up for her sexathon, visit out her Facebook page.

RBA 360 said...

DOES SHE DOES BLACKS . HER INSHURANCE AINT GONNA COVER THE DAMAGE I DO DAT PUSSY U FEEL ME

Anonymous said...

Her beta boyfriend ACTUALLY is cool with her being a cumdumpster.

There should be a Guinness Book of Records for being the most beta of males, because the boyfriend is a complete fucking idiot. How can he still be in love with a feral nymphomaniac piece of trash like her? Heck, how can he allow her to stay in his house after watching crowds of guys nutting in her over and over again on the sofas, on the carpets, and in the bed? And she isn't even an attractive woman either! He really must enjoy cleaning up after her.

The boyfriend represents everything that is wrong about beta males.

Anonymous said...

What do you get for being the 100,000th guy to fuck her?

Anonymous said...

What does this have to do with Linux?

Anonymous said...

"He told the Polish language website he was "not thrilled" with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and "had to come to terms" with it."

One-itis is a crippling disease worse than AIDS.

Anonymous said...

What do you get for being the 100,000th guy to fuck her?

A genital gift that keeps on giving

Anonymous said...

How did Snowden get away with stealing NSA info? Click here.

Anonymous said...

A genital gift that keeps on giving

The Last of Us on your dick?

Anonymous said...

What the Polish whore's cunt will look like after 28,400 men.

Anonymous said...

Good looking White guy (No homo)

And there's plenty more like him. Yet White women STILL want to fuck niggers. I just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Negro meets Polish whore

Anonymous said...

As long as she gives free lays, Stallman will approve.

Anonymous said...

AMMA BE'EN DETAINED?

Get back in your pork machine.

Anonymous said...

Britain's police service is so pathetic, it's hilarious. If this were in the U.S., he'd have his windows smashed and his face on the pavement for harassing an officer.

Anonymous said...

Why aren't you guys posting Linux hate?

Anonymous said...

Seriously, Canadians are fucked up. Mummified toe-flavored whiskey?

And yet whose the one who actually ate and swallowed the fucking toe?

'merican

Anonymous said...

And yet whose the one who actually ate and swallowed the fucking toe?

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE.

Anonymous said...

So, does this mean that Linux won?

Anonymous said...

So, does this mean that Linux won?

If by 'won' you mean received a medal at the Special Olympics, then yes.

Anonymous said...

Linux makes you like it like that. I'll party over Microshit's grave next year.

Anonymous said...

Oh god! Less than 200 posts left! Post-wasting psychopath is imminent!!!

Anonymous said...

Linux makes you like it like that. I'll party over Microshit's grave next year.

Like what? Molesting parrots and little boys like your guru Richard Stallman? Beating off to brony dicknipple porn?

Post-Wasting Psychopath said...

Oh god! Less than 200 posts left! Post-wasting psychopath is imminent!!!

Hmmm....tempting.

Brony Brah said...

You may fursecute me, but you will never break my spirits!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey drivebyturds guy, will you make an API so I can write the official DriveByTurds buttphone app?

Anonymous said...

Oh we will break your spirit if you don't GTFO, faggot. Go back to rendering Avatar 2 on your Blender Durdenstation.

Anonymous said...

Britain's police service is so pathetic, it's hilarious. If this were in the U.S., he'd have his windows smashed and his face on the pavement for harassing an officer.

Lol, the whole video was an entertaining waste of time, but the part that made me laugh the most was when they all just packed into the vehicle and sheepishly drove away.

Anonymous said...

*yawn*

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Anonymous said...

Killed a faggot today. Raped him to death.

Anonymous said...

There should be a Guinness Book of Records for being the most beta of males

Make it a public name-and-shame thing, complete with a mile long list of honorable mentions.

I doubt anyone would out-beta the boyfriend of that ugly Polish whore.

Anonymous said...

Less than 200 posts left!

The way google deletes them it will be more like 1,000 posts.

Anonymous said...

Killed a faggot today. Raped him to death.

You raped a bundle of twigs? Did you check for splinters and poison ivy?

Anonymous said...

No. Now my balls have swollen over my micropeen.

Anonymous said...

If you didn't use linux, that wouldn't happen.

Anonymous said...

RIPPED WHITE ALPHA

u mad?

Anonymous said...

Jesus is a dumb fucking Jew pig.

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone be mad when that slut looks incredibly bored?

Anonymous said...

More bored sluts.

Anonymous said...

More bored sluts.

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If you have an existing Ubuntu Forums account please ensure that your preferred email address on login.ubuntu.com matches that associated with your Ubuntu Forums account. This way your accounts will be linked automatically. If you have an Ubuntu Forums account but no Ubuntu One (SSO) account, please go to login.ubuntu.com and create an Ubuntu One account with the same email address associated with your Ubuntu Forums account."

I can't think of a more obfuscated way of logging into a simple forum .... oh wait, this is Oompoopoo forums, the place that got their ass handed to them and so they think they're being clever.

Shuttlecock and ADHD go together like peanut butter and jam.

Anonymous said...

Things I learned today:

- Paraffin wax comes from plants and is the main source used to make candles
- The world's first programmer was Augusta Ada King, Countess of Lovelace, a female
- Ricky Martin is a homosexual

Thank you Internet.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm....tempting.

You know you want to.

Anonymous said...

This is why Stallman needs to be locked away.

Anonymous said...

Ricky Martin is a homosexual

This was published in quite a few magazines and newspapers at least 2 years ago.

Why do women get their pussies wet over gay men and celebrities who turn out to be faggots? Is it the thought that they want what they can't have? I once had a girl in my neighborhood who idolized Ricky Martin and played his music loud on replay. She probably got her heart broken when she found out he packs fudge.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

So I have a biology professor that is a disgusting nigress. She has a doctorate in molecular biology, and she TRIES to sound educated, but she still can't enunciate or spell at ALL. I've sat through many lectures(all of which I would have avoided if I didn't lose 3/4 of my tuition payment for the class by dropping it) listening to her ook and eek about what she is going to 'aks' us about on our finals... Last Tuesday this moolie forgets we're supposed to have a 2.5hr lab after our 1.25hr lecture(same routine every Tuesday), and proceeds to tell us all that it conveniently slipped her mind and she and her coon ass friends had made plans to go out drankin' so we would be forced to miss a lab, with zero make up for it, and just eat it. Well, the same day she did this mess, she was giving us a run down of maintained homeostasis, and used a lizard as an example of internalized independent temperature control... she went on for about 7-10mins before I had to chime in and ask her why she was using a lizard, a cold blooded animal, as an example of an organism that can internalize it's temperature regulation completely cut off from external influences. She says because the lizard can make the INDEPENDENT decision to move itself into the sun or onto a warm rock, it's a PERFECT example to use. My mind was blown and I really had no idea what to say, I don't think anyone else in the class did either. How is this nigger teaching? Has anyone else ever experienced a nigger in a "power" position that was a 100% no doubt about it affirmative action hire? I can see no other explanation, she is ignorant, illiterate, and just plain stupid... she's a nigger.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

Another day in videoland....lol

Yesterday, this irritating nigger that I have disliked since he signed up for a membership came in to rent movies. This nigger man is an irritating problem--always trying to get 1 more movie than he is allowed, or trying to get something for FREE, which never works. He came to the counter with a smug look on his face wit a couple of ignorant she-boons and tries to tell me the movies he returned didn't work, and he wanted credit for a free rental. I told him he didn't follow our rules(which is to either call us and let us know you are having a problem so we can note your account, OR let us know when you walk in to return the movies so we can scan the one that "didn't work" and put the credit on the customer's account), so no credit will be given. He tried to argue "but I's jus rented dis yesterday" to which I replied that 1, I didn't work "yesterday" which was Monday and 2, he didn't follow the policy, and no matter what he says, he isn't going to get a free rental as long as I was working there(to which I notated his account that he is always claiming his dvd's dont work...etc...). Then he proceeded to argue the "I wanna speak to your manager"--well no deal. I AM the manager in charge anyway. After failing at every attempt at trying to get something for free, the nigger finally paid for his movies (a whopping $4.00) and left the store unhappy. HA HA I love telling niggers NO and will do it all day long!! So do all my co-workers, who are also white.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

I was making my trip to Chattaboonga today and I was running a little behind, being that I didn't have time to stop and eat anywhere I decided to just hit a fast food drive thru and eat on the way. As I reached Knoxville on the interstate I felt my stomach was about to eat my backbone so I seen a sign for a BK and decided what the hell I'll stop. I get up to the drive thru speaker and I order a biscuit, some hashrounds and a drink. I state my order but surprise before I can get it all out this ignorant voice comes back at me Was that a sawzshage bisits ands a pansake? I said hell no kinda hateful and repeated my order. My son was with me as he was sick today and I hadn't seen the nigger yet, but I had my suspision. I told him I bet you a $100 thats a damn nigger. He starts laughing and says why do you only see a nigger working every once in a while but yet there is a bunch of niggers in the world? I told him that was a good question and that I'd give him an answer as soon as we got going. Well about this time I get to the window no surprise a damn sheboon. She stands there looking stupid and waits on whitey to bring the food already bagged to her to hand to me. So she hands the bag to me and mumbles a couple of nigger babble sentences at the end of one all I could understand was is there anything else I can help you with? I told her I doubt she could help me at all and we left. Needless to say just the thought of the sheboon being around our food we didn't want any of it and threw the shit away. As we got started I figured my son was old enough to learn more about just how sorry niggers actually are so I answered his question. I said do you know how you see these young niggers still in school and already pregnant? He says yes, I said well they start having kids early so when they quit school cause they don't finish they start having kids so they can live off our taxes with welfare and project apartments. I proceeded to tell him even more and being as how he didn't like niggers to start with, he sure as hell don't now. Thats my story about passing the future on to our future Niggermanics!

Anonymous said...

Things I learned today:

- The key of C is a useful sound for influencing peoples' moods, and it is dominant in what is considered "good music".
- Monsanto destroyed India's open-pollinated/heirloom rice varieties (thousands of specialized varieties) through the use of Terminator seeds. Now there less than 100 varieties left.
- Negroes have the lowest IQs in the world, with scores averaging in the 65-85 range.

Thank you Internet.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday, this irritating nigger that I have disliked since he signed up for a membership came in to rent movies.

LOL @ a movie rental STORE. Jakes on him, for working there in the first place.

I seen a sign for a BK and decided what the hell I'll stop. I get up to the drive thru speaker and I order a biscuit, some hashrounds and a drink.

This one was good, but can't be real since he was that hungry in the beginning, but threw the food away? Story made no sense at that point.

Anonymous said...

So I have a biology professor that is a disgusting nigress. She has a doctorate in molecular biology, and she TRIES to sound educated, but she still can't enunciate or spell at ALL.

How did she get her Doctorate degree if she can't enunciate or spell at all?

Anonymous said...

fuck you, google

Anonymous said...

Black person reacts to racist comments

Anonymous said...

Hipsters ruin everything

Anonymous said...

Windrones are running out of space to post. Fuck yeah! They won't be able to spread more FUD about Linux. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Linux FUD: Linux can be used as a general desktop.

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Man That Needs A Few Bibles said...

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Anonymous said...

Even with key DNA evidence, a new witness jeopardizes the conviction of a man suspected of bludgeoning a woman into a coma.

Anonymous said...

We're not on your block anymore. You better watch who you talk to like that.

Anonymous said...

Chinks will be chinks.

Anonymous said...

If "Jesus is Lord" then why does he stand by and let children get raped?

Sounds like a pretty horrible role model if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

Chinks will be chinks.

Next to pakis, chinks are the most disgusting creatures on the planet, truly the cockroaches of the bipedal world.

Chimpmania Horror Stories said...

Sow Calls 911 To Complain About Traffic Ticket

Nigger Freda Johnson of Boynton Beach, Fla has been charged with
misusing 911 after it called to complain about a ticket it received for not wearing a seat belt.


You don't call 911 just because you're unhappy," the officer told Johnson in the call, which was obtained by the station.

"I called 911 because I was complaining," Johnson retorted.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Japanese and their fucked up idea of porn.

Anonymous said...

Why do women get their pussies wet over gay men and celebrities who turn out to be faggots? Is it the thought that they want what they can't have? I once had a girl in my neighborhood who idolized Ricky Martin and played his music loud on replay. She probably got her heart broken when she found out he packs fudge.

Friend of mine acts a bit camp so women think he's gay so they let their guard down. Then they find out he's not when he comes on to them, this invariably works and he gets some fine 18-30 year old pussy (despite being in his forties and not in amazing shape).

Anonymous said...

Fucking Japanese and their fucked up idea of porn.

We need to chuck another nuke at them.

Anonymous said...

But that will mean no Megaburgerpizzas and Playstations.

Anonymous said...

Friend of mine acts a bit camp so women think he's gay so they let their guard down. Then they find out he's not when he comes on to them, this invariably works and he gets some fine 18-30 year old pussy (despite being in his forties and not in amazing shape).

One of my ex-girlfriends said she thought I was gay when she first met me. Even told all her friends she was excited that she now has a "cool gay guy" for a friend. I asked her to hang out a few times and ended up making out with her, fingering her in a bar and licking her titties. A few days later, got the bang.

After that, was with her for over a year.

I wouldn't pretend to be gay on purpose but maybe there's something to this. Or maybe women are just stupid in general.

Anonymous said...

2013 is still an awesome year. Linux has madse strides in virtually every application. It's in your Android phone and in your TV. It runs the ATM and the stock market. Everyone loves its speed and stability

Anonymous said...

Hey drivebyturds guy, will you make an API so I can write the official DriveByTurds buttphone app?

Damnit man, I already spend up to 10 minutes a day working on this project and it's FREE so if you don't like it you always go back to Blogger or send a PULL REQUEST.

But seriously, once the site is launched (lol) I'll get Services and OAuth setup, then you can do it, faggot.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows Nokia is losing money because Mafiasoft tricked them into putting Windows Vista Metro on their phones. They can't even sell the things at half price!

Anonymous said...

What Does Nick Fury Do?

Anonymous said...

Perfect Metaphor for using Linux

Anonymous said...

Perfect Metaphor for using Linux

Blowing a load in a hot blonde's mouth? I would think this is more like using Linux (NSFW).

Anonymous said...

We need to chuck another nuke at them.

Seriously, they're either doing that or this and calling it porn. Even the Catholics aren't this fucked up from being sexually repressed. Why are the Japanese so utterly cunted in the fuck?

Anonymous said...

We need to chuck another nuke at them.

Why nuke them when we can just send them Miley Cyrus?

Anonymous said...

Too soon?

Anonymous said...

I would think this is more like using Linux (NSFW).

LOL. What twists and turns did that guys life take to end up there.

Anonymous said...

I would think this is more like using Linux (NSFW).

reaction

Manny Mendoza said...

We still no find nobody to instal. I keel so many people. I keel their family. I keel their friends. I keel their mailman. I keel people they buy rice and chicken from in the store. I keel actors in their favorite TV shows. I keel everybody but still nobody gonna instal.

Last guy before I keel him, he say Miguelsoft Foundation tell him they protect him. They tell him he no have to instal. They tell him no be scared. I say nobody gonna protect you and I cutted his throat jus like that. I cutted him so hard his head came right off and fall to floor while it still talking.

Now Boss ask me to find out about Miguelsoft Foundation. We gonna go to war... that is what this life, this businness, all about.

Anonymous said...

@August 30, 2013 at 7:12 PM

Have you tried Arch?

Also: +5 Funny.

Anonymous said...

LOL. What twists and turns did that guys life take to end up there.

He installed Linux and ... well, the rest is what you see.

Anonymous said...

@August 30, 2013 at 7:12 PM

+5 funny
+5 creative

-=@ 80% HOOKER GROUPONS @=-

Anonymous said...

Why are the Japanese so utterly cunted in the fuck?

They no try and to use MiguelSoft?

Anonymous said...

You no buy MiguelSoft? We keel all family but also to make movie to scare all the of West.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, they're either doing that or this and calling it porn. Even the Catholics aren't this fucked up from being sexually repressed.

What the FUCKING hell? Is this what happens when people inbreed for 2000 years on a little island? Japanese are 100 times worse than hillbillies. Makes you wonder why White Nationalists and animefags love them so much.

Anonymous said...

Who wants their very own Ubuntu-powered flying robot? The guy only wants $125,000 for his Kickstarter campaign, so grab your credit cards and pledge!

Anonymous said...

YOU MUNDANES WILL BE AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF FUR! IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY!

Anonymous said...

YOU CANNOT RESIST THE POWER OF THE FURRY FANDOM! WE ARE IN EVERY SPHERE OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS!

Anonymous said...

WE KNOW YOU YEARN FOT THAT CUDDLY CUTENESS! DENY ALL YOU WANT, MUNDANES! WE CAN SMELL THE CLOSET FURRY IN YOU!

Anonymous said...

GIVE IN TO YOUR FERAL DESIRES! WE HAVE CELEBRITIES LIKE KATIE PERRY IN OUR PAW! LOOK AT THE WAY SHE PLAYS WITH THAT BALL OF YARN! SHE'S SO YIFFY! YOU KNOW YOU FIND THAT EROTIC!

Anonymous said...

WE HAVE CELEBRITIES LIKE KATIE PERRY IN OUR PAW!

I thought you were just trolling, until I looked up some of Katie Perry's stage shows on Youtube. Fuck.

Anonymous said...

HOPE YOU MUNDANES LIKED MILEY CYRUS'S LATEST PERFORMANCE! YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE SHE IS ONE WITH THE FURRY FANDOM NOW! SOON WE WILL BE IN ALL YOUR MOVIES AND VIDEOS! SOON, HUMANS WILL SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH DESIRING ANTHRO LOVE! OUR TIME TO SHINE IS NIGH! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Anonymous said...

Nope, she is a shitty dancer, she can't sing, and her daddy probably wishes he used a condom. You can have Miss Cyrus.

Anonymous said...

I would think this is more like using Linux (NSFW).

When freetards talk about trying out Linux "flavors", this is what everybody should imagine. You can clearly see the gimpy dude isn't enjoying Ubuntu Saucy Salamanda alpha.

Anonymous said...

Ladies, you no play Friend Zone game with Kim Jong Un. He keel you and your family.

Anonymous said...

Why do people act surprised that the organic food industry is founded on pure nonsense? So what if the strawberry juice contains Frankenstrawberries? As long as the plants were grown with cow shit and sprayed with marigold extract, that counts as organic.

Anonymous said...

Miley Cyrus was doing what the local strippers have been doing for decades. Meh.

Anonymous said...

This is why Albania should be a tourist destination Weed plantations as far as the eye can see.

Anonymous said...

Home Depot: You Can Do It, We Can Help..

Anonymous said...

Never thought I'd see a Miley Cyrus apologist on LHB... What's next? Someone telling us that Twilight should have won an Oscar?

Anonymous said...

What kind of fucktarded company uses cookies to determine if a post is spam?

Hint: They own Blogger.

Anonymous said...

Someone telling us that Twilight should have won an Oscar?

It should have won 6 Oscars because it's a better romance story than Titanic. And it had vampires and wolves.

Anonymous said...

Ladies, you no play Friend Zone game with Kim Jong Un. He keel you and your family.

No keeding. He keeled one of his lieutenants with missile to the heart.

Anonymous said...

The best North Korean pop music you'll ever hear.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Did they rip off the Magnum PI intro to create that pop song?

Anonymous said...

At least they sang more than all those lip-synhers at the MTV VMA Awards combined.

Anonymous said...

Slashtards say that the TI-83 calculator is superior to the iPad.

Discuss

Anonymous said...

Also, Koreans.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha, stupid Canadians, don't have a proper military because they don't know how to maneuver complicated things like warships without colliding into one another. Morons.

Anonymous said...

Never put Poggy in charge of upgrading your military's navigation systems.

Anonymous said...

They should have tried Arch.

Anonymous said...

Also, Canadians.

Anonymous said...

THe only thing I learned from disaster movies is that when shit gets real, the only people who will survive are the rich and famous. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.

Well-Played, Obama. Well-played said...

Checkmate, GOP.

Anonymous said...

They need to make more movies featuring demon possessed nymphos. Imagine that kind of lass playing twister like a contortionist while working that dick. Would make Ouija a lot less boring.

Anonymous said...

I still don't understand why people hated the Green Lantern movie. Compared to Superman, Spiderman, and the last Batman film, it was worth watching. Maybe the comic book fans that hated the film prefer the hero's identity to remain a secret despite the mask clearly not hiding that much.

Anonymous said...

No Linux hate = Linux is great.

Windrones deny that EVERYBOBY loves Linux thanks to Android. But it's obviously true that Linux has won.

Celebrate good times with Linux.

Anonymous said...

I still don't understand why people hated the Green Lantern movie. Compared to Superman, Spiderman, and the last Batman film, it was worth watching

With the exception of Iron Man 2, Batman 2, the rest were garbage. But hey, we have more where they're going to mix super heroes together in whored new movies and versions so that McDonald's happy meals can be sold and Walmart can sell more Chinese-lead-based plastic junk toys.

It's really the last few moments before the heroin wears off for Hollywood and they feel the hard smack of reality and start coming down while realizing they're living in a cardboard box behind 7-11 and eating maggot-infested, six-day-old burritos.

Anonymous said...

It's really the last few moments before the heroin wears off for Hollywood and they feel the hard smack of reality and start coming down while realizing they're living in a cardboard box behind 7-11 and eating maggot-infested, six-day-old burritos.

You are a poet with a beautiful soul.

Anonymous said...

Hollywood is being bitch-slapped by independent film-makers who don't hesitate to post their low-budget iPhone-shot and iMovie edited "masterpieces" on Youtube.

Anonymous said...

What? Fuck you!

Post-Wasting Sociopath said...

All I had to do was sit here and wait.

Anonymous said...

Linux? Fuck you!

Anonymous said...

Historical and factual proof that Japanese f@#king hate niggers.

Anonymous said...

You are a poet with a beautiful soul.


Thank you Sir. It's so fucking true though. This really is the last massive spend-off of capital before the hundreds of millions of dollars is flushed down the toilet and execs bios start showing up in local trades magazines as 'another corpse discovered floating down the causeway'.

Just wait and watch for it.

Anonymous said...

Historical and factual proof that Japanese f@#king hate niggers.

No, no, if you really want an example of their disdain for niggers, watch this.

Anonymous said...

Post-Wasting Sociopath said...

All I had to do was sit here and wait.


Seriously, what the fuck took you?! I was holding my breath for your post. Don't ever do that again!

Anonymous said...

Historical and factual proof that Japanese f@#king hate niggers.

I thought it was because niggers did this to them.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was because niggers did this to them.

No! It's because niggers did this to them. They just won't admit it, which is why it took 55 years to find their bodies.

Anonymous said...

No! It's because niggers did this to them.

How is that worse than (a) dropping 2 nuclear bombs on entire cities and (b) poisoning half of southern Japan for a million years?

Anonymous said...

Easy. Blacks are demonic beings or animals in every single Asian culture. To have any contact with a Black meant a curse would fall upon you and cause unspeakable horrors. Japanese call black people fuhaisaru (putrid monkey), akuma tawagoto (demon feces), and a whole lot of other hilarious names. They would rather let a stray dog in their house than a Negro.

Anonymous said...

No! It's because niggers did this to them. They just won't admit it, which is why it took 55 years to find their bodies.

Sorry but the one on the left is Chinese and the one on the right is a Filipino.

Anonymous said...

Quit trying to be edgy, fucktard.

Anonymous said...

Linux be damned, BioWare remakes The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

Anonymous said...

Sorry but the one on the left is Chinese and the one on the right is a Filipino.

In other words, no Japanese women are being fucked by negroes. So what are blacks doing to make the Japanese hate them far much more than whites?

Anonymous said...

Windrones are too scared to post on their shitty little blog. Meanwhile Linux is making inroads in everything.

Microslaves think their Metro tile game is an innovation. But they're the ones who are eating shit.

Anonymous said...

LibreOffice 4.1.1 is out now! *guitar* *fap* *guitar*

NSA employee said...

We are watching you and you don't even know it.

Anonymous said...

The fuck was that?

Anonymous said...

In New Jersey, if you send a text message to a driver, you will get a fine.

Fuck New Jersey.

Anonymous said...

Which states consume the most pornography? Click here to find out

Anonymous said...

The fuck is this?

Anonymous said...

Which states consume the most pornography? Click here to find out

Why am I not surprised?

Anonymous said...

The fuck is this?

Deadwood using his free time to play with GIMP.

Anonymous said...

In other words, no Japanese women are being fucked by negroes. So what are blacks doing to make the Japanese hate them far much more than whites?

They have big dicks whereas the Japanese have close to micropeens. That's the other thing in Jap porn: they spend too much time fingering the girls instead of just fucking them. My guess is it's because the fingering feels better than the Jap micropeen.

Anonymous said...

Learning English for Japanese women

Anonymous said...

They have big dicks whereas the Japanese have close to micropeens. That's the other thing in Jap porn: they spend too much time fingering the girls instead of just fucking them. My guess is it's because the fingering feels better than the Jap micropeen.

All that hate over penis size? Japs have serious issues.

Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised?

Don't mess with the sex instinct. It will express itself one way or another.

G.H.W. Bush said...

Barbara and I mourn the passing of one of the greatest believers in freedom we have had the privilege to know. As President, I watched in wonder as Nelson Mandela had the remarkable capacity to forgive his jailers following 26 years of wrongful imprisonment — setting a powerful example of redemption and grace for us all. He was a man of tremendous moral courage, who changed the course of history in his country. Barbara and I had great respect for President Mandela, and send our condolences to his family and countrymen.

Anonymous said...

Superior White Man Rescued From Cliff. Authorities Glad He Could Survive To Perpetuate The White Race

Anonymous said...

Barbara and I had great respect for President Mandela, and send our condolences to his family and countrymen.

He was a fighter to the end. But it was not unexpected. RIP Neslon Mandala.

BAN COMIC SANS said...

Vincent Connare, inventor of Microsoft Comic Sans says he is not sorry for creating that godawful typeface. We must publicly execute him and feed him to the sharks.

Anonymous said...

We must publicly execute him and feed him to the sharks.

Hold up. Those two graphic designers got married and actually reproduced over their mutual hatred of a fucking font. I can feel my brain cells exploding while trying to make sense of how ridiculous this is. Graphic designers really have no fucking lives whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

Typography snobs are usually freetards or Macfags who think they have a purpose in life besides wasting oxygen.

Anonymous said...

We ban Comic Sans, then what? Will peace finally arrive in the Middle East? Will it help make Hiroshima and Chernobyl radiation free? Will it make OUYA a top-selling game console? Will it make BeOS and Amiga rise from the grave? Will it help us build cheap flying cars and colonies on Mars? Will it help keep Negro penises out of Poggy's wife?

Post-Wasting Sociopath said...

This is just too easy.

Anonymous said...

Typography snobs are usually freetards

And yet the fonts in Ooompoopoo still look like shite.

Anonymous said...

Linux admins finally realise their worth.

Linux is the make-work OS for admin who could be replaced by a single Windows license.

Anonymous said...

WE WILL MAKE YOU MUNDANE SCUM PAY FOR FURSECUTING US! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU REJECTED YOUR CHANCE TO LOVE THE FURRY FANDOM! STARTING WITH YOUR CHILDREN!

Anonymous said...

OVER THE YEARS WE HAVE PLOTTED AND SCHEMED FOR THE DAY THAT WE GET OUR REVENGE! NOW IS THE TIME TO UNLEASH OUR FERAL RAGE!

Anonymous said...

WE KNOW YOU RESPOND TO SEXUALLY PROVOCATIVE IMAGES. OUR TEAMS OF PSYCHOLOGISTS HAVE WORKED OUT A PLAN TO GET BACK AT YOU!

Anonymous said...

THROUGH YOUR MEDIA WE WILL MANIFEST OUR AGENDA! THROUGH YOUR MEDIA WE WILL PROSPER!

Anonymous said...

YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM THE FURRY FANDOM FOREVER! BUT WE ARE IN YOUR FACE! WE ARE IN YOUR GAMES! WE ARE IN YOUR MAGAZINES! WE ARE ON YOUR CEREAL BOXES! THERE IS NO TURNING AWAY FROM US!

Anonymous said...

WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INFILTRATED THE DAILY LIVES OF YOUR PEERS! YOU WILL SUCCUMB!

Anonymous said...

WE KNOW YOU CRAVE THE SOFT, SILKY FUR AGAINST YOU! WE KNOW YOU DREAM OF YIFFING THE TIGERSKUNK HOTTIE!

Anonymous said...

IN TIME YOUR FURSONA WILL BE FREED FROM THE PRISON OF YOUR DENIAL! YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF US!

Anonymous said...

FEEL THE FERAL DESIRE RISING! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LOOK!

Anonymous said...

GIVE IN TO THE DELIGHTFUL TEMPTATIONS OF THE FURRY FANDOM! YOUR RESISTANCE TO ITS CALL IS FUTILE!

Anonymous said...

BY THE TIME WE ARE THROUGH WITH YOU MUNDANES, YOU WILL BE IN LOVE WITH THE FLUFF! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Anonymous said...

RUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Anonymous said...

Now we know Post-Wasting Sociopath is a raging furfag.

Anonymous said...

Moments away from being banned by CNN again....

Anonymous said...

Windrones can't admit their hate campaign is an EPIC FAIL. They can't find anything to hate about Linux. This post will die like Microshit will in 2014.

Celebrate good times with Linux.

Anonymous said...

Too scared to post more FUD?. It will never matter because nothing is gonna stop Linux from being awesome.

Being free is the cool thing to do. Linux is where the cool people go.

kurkosdr said...

Wow, just three posts...

kurkosdr said...

.. to reach the...

kurkosdr said...

... 5000 limit.

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