Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Carry on

Several of you asked for a comment thread reset. Here you go. Not sure what kind of BS linux-based system falls over at 5000 comments.

5000 flames:

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Anonymous said...

Thanks, Linux_Hater!

Anonymous said...

Head transplants sound the most crazy futuristic scenario imaginable. Right? But not to free software advocates. They've been transplanting the head of one freetard onto another for 10 years--while keeping both freetards alive..

The entire process seems to have started in 1997, when Richard Stallman reported that he had managed to successfully transplant the heads of two of his supporters. He'd been working with interns, drifters and both in adult and grub hipsters. The transplantation process was not complex. He'd grab two freetards, cut off their heads with sharp scissors, and switch them. The fluid that the 'tards themselves leaked cemented the new heads in place. After a little time the freetards were healed up and doing whatever their new heads told them to do. Stallman claimed that the heads of female insects on male bodies continued female behavior, and the head of one species of Kubuntu kept his own distro, even when its body belonged to an Arch user.

Anonymous said...

Not sure what kind of BS linux-based system falls over at 5000 comments.

Maybe they should try Arch?

tar said...

Tar sees the new post that has been made, and, behold, it it very good.

Anonymous said...

A new post from linux hater and now Tar returns.

This has been the best Chinese Thanksgiving ever!

Anonymous said...

What? No lulz at the expense of git.kde.org's demonstration of the data preservation capabilities of ext4? I am disappoint.

Anonymous said...

great timing

just as i was offering some heartfelt commentary in the previous thread, now buried forever.

*sigh* oh well: niggers are fucking your wives.

...and every time a nigger fucks your wife, a fembot smiles smugly.

Anonymous said...

What? No lulz at the expense of git.kde.org's demonstration of the data preservation capabilities of ext4? I am disappoint.

am I the only one disappointed that this comment didn't contain "stu" and "portmanteau"?

Anonymous said...

Microsoft is evil but google is aiight.

Tigger Woods said...

Linux Hater is alpha as fuck.

Anonymous said...

Linux hater has more free time since he must have been the one to insult Adria Richards.

Anonymous said...

Linux Hater is hung like Mandingo. Women run in terror at the site of his elephantine peen.

It's been years since he's had any pussy.

The irony.

Anonymous said...

What? No lulz at the expense of git.kde.org's demonstration of the data preservation capabilities of ext4? I am disappoint.

We already discuss that in the previous thread concluded that Winbreds like Linux Hater have nothing to complain about given the Swiss cheese nature of NTFS (full of holes you data fall through).

Anonymous said...

How can you trust linux with your data after that?

Anonymous said...

It's easy, just hire Ohio Ham to disrupt ext4's silent corruption with the powers of his mind.

Anonymous said...

just as i was offering some heartfelt commentary in the previous thread, now buried forever.

I read your 'heartfelt commentary' it was bollocks.

Also, butthurt Freetards, have complained to the EU about Microsoft's use of Secure Boot. Lulz.

Anonymous said...

Slashtard ask: "I want to get myself fired. Is this a good way to do it?"

Madison Ivy said...

any alphas in here???

Anonymous said...

it was bollocks

Ta for the troll. Your support is appreciated.

2 extra inches of epeen for you!

Anonymous said...

from March 27, 2013 at 8:42 AM

Anyone else notice that this question is being asked during a massive bubble period, and what is necessary to prop up a bubble is public awareness? Just like my post just now is shamefully unrelated to its parent, might the true purpose of this Ask Slashdot be to bring in a few more suckers before it crashes down to 15 or 20?

I will admit my biases against Bitcoin and my post history speaks to this, but this is a tactic also used to prop up stocks and precious metals. So yeah, I'm calling out TFS.

Anonymous said...

I have a smartphone now but I doubt I would connect a keyboard/mouse to it. Still, I can do everything but blog regularly using the tiny gadget. I can access GPS, camera, my web-applications, the rest of the web, my e-mail, etc. using just the smartphone. The residual use of the legacy PC, blogging, does not require me to buy a new PC more often than once a decade… I can see Wintel shrinking to a fraction of present volume, probably less than 50%.

Anonymous said...

"I can do everything, except..." --Freetard Mantra

Freetardacus said...

It was said on the innynerrtz, so it must be true!

I'm hung like a horse, bang a different movie star every day, and linux smartphones run my entire enterprise!

suck on my epic peen, slavetards!

SUCK ON IT I SAY!

Anonymous said...

Linux smartphones run your underpants!? They can do that now?

Anonymous said...

Someone asked where all the Stallmanites hang out these days? Here, they're on Groklaw.

PJ said...

I hope you are kidding.

Because if not, you must be a Microsoft
shill. Who else on planet earth would
come up with a question like that?

: )

Just in case you are not, the answer is
that Stallman doesn't lie. For starters.
He isn't trying to get rich from us. He
isn't empire building. He dedicated his
life work to protecting user rights and
freedom for code.

Anonymous said...

Stallman doesn't lie; he's just batshit crazy and completely out of touch with reality, how the world works, and how consumers function within it. He doesn't give a wet slap for the rights of users; he cares about the rights of Teh Codez.

that about right, peej?

They make him sound like Santa and Jesus rolled into one...

Anonymous said...

Who's that handsome South African in the Forbes Disruptors List?

SUUUUUUUUUUUCK ON THAT PROPRIETURDS!

Anonymous said...

Disruptors

AKA people clinging to unproven, money-wasting ideas?

Anonymous said...

Free Lawyer Foundation not trying to get rich off us

Anonymous said...

Is that why the F$F operates at a loss?

Anonymous said...

I am a weak dependent white man, i desperately need a woman

Anonymous said...

Linux will do that to a guy.

Anonymous said...

good luck with that

Anonymous said...

2056 volunteers? LOL.

The salaries went even higher in 2009 before dropping back down to 2007 levels. Only $140k of this is reported for some reason in the itemization section, though I don't know what "reportable income" means for non-profits.

Anonymous said...

AKA people clinging to unproven, money-wasting ideas?

Spoken like a typical Beta Proprieturd; Mark Shuttleworth is alpha as fuck, bitches crowd round him at conferences, desperate just to get a piece of the Shuttleman action.

Anonymous said...

In your ass?

Anonymous said...

EVIDENCE THAT AN ALPHA MALE HAS BEEN HERE

Anonymous said...

18 my ass

Anonymous said...

FFS man are you really gonna claim it's pedophilia?

If she says she's 18, then she's 18, we cool?

Anonymous said...

If she's under 18 they'll cut your dick off.

Anonymous said...

No, I'm gonna claim she's in her mid-20s. Do you really think that woman looks under 18?

Anonymous said...

Maybe not 18. But definitely.... FUCKEDHARD!

EDIT: by an alpha

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Anonymous said...

lol

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RIP Don Payne

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RIP Miami Heat

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Anonymous said...

Tar sees the new post that has been made, and, behold, it it very good.

Welcome back Tar!

Anonymous said...



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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Are you gay?

☑ Yes
☐ No

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We're back!

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Anonymous said...

You'll probably be the first motherfucker begging for a new post when the comments count gets near 5000.

Fag.

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Anonymous said...

Linux use in enterprises jumps again ... discuss.

Anonymous said...

Lbhe jvirf ner shpxvat avttref!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Spanish open source association Hispalinux, reports Reuters, has officially complained to the European Commission about the Windows 8 Secure Boot system.

Part of Microsoft's motivation was operational: to lock down a Windows 8 computer so that it restricted not only malware, but also any other, unapproved, operating systems.

Would you like to know more?

Anonymous said...

Linux Foundation Training Prepares the International Space Station for Linux Migration

“We migrated key functions from Windows to Linux because we needed an operating system that was stable and reliable – one that would give us in-house control. So if we needed to patch, adjust or adapt, we could.”

Eat that you dumb fucking proprieturds!!!

Anonymous said...

Ian Everdell knows exactly where people's eyes generally go when browsing a web page, and how women act a little differently than men when it comes to reading online.


Wait, wait ... women can read?

Anonymous said...

Entire Town in Scotland Switches To Ubuntu 12.04 LTS

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Tar!

Hmmmm... usually when there's a new post a couple of the nametards drop by to say hi.. prolly just to subscribe to the comments.


Just Tar has posted.. guess this place is too vile and pathetic for even them.... 💩

Anonymous said...

Negroes are the cause of all the world's problems.

Anonymous said...

TRUE FACTS ABOUT NEGROES

Niggers are natural-born liars, thieves, cheats, rapists, sinners, and murderers.

Wherever a nigger goes, civilization falls, because it is in a nigger's nature to destroy and pillage.

A nigger can turn a garden of paradise into a desert.

There is not one single invention in the world that was made by a nigger.

Niggers have the lowest IQs in the world, because their foreheads are 10% smaller than a human being.

Niggers are the offspring of Satan, sent to the earth to curse the children of Adam.

Niggers have an affinity for shit. They build houses out if shit, smoke lizard shit, made a drug called jenkem out of shit fumes, and their neighborhoods always reek of shit.

Niggers are the causes of STDs, plagues and epidemics, because they are filthy animals.

The only way to ensure world peace is to round up all the niggers, dump them in Africa, knock down the entire infrastructure, and build a wall around the entire fucking continent.

Anonymous said...

you sicken me

Anonymous said...

You're a dumb nigger-lover.

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Anonymous said...

You're a dumb nigger-lover.

March 28, 2013 at 5:06 AM


Meh. Fuck off deadwood "alpha" guy.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Stop weakening traditional values like prejudice, intolerance, and hatred with your non-funny spam.

March 28, 2013 at 6:07 AM


$9 for blowing JoeMonco race guy, you couldn't do better.

Anonymous said...

I get $25 every time I blow your dad. Enough to buy my next hit of Ubuntu.

Oscar Pistorius and All Other White South Africans said...

"The only way to ensure world peace is to round up all the niggers, dump them in Africa, then also live there (in luxury) but complain that you feel unsafe because of all the blacks."

FTFY

Anonymous said...

Why do we never hear of psychics winning jackpot games, or table games, or at least in the Powerball. If I had the power to look into the future, I would own Las Vegas, and always be several steps ahead of my assassins.

Why waste such awesome talent by camping out in some rented apartment in the hood, making as much as a burger-flipper by swindling fellow poor folks?

Anonymous said...

Because psychics are about as real as the functional linux desktop.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck are you on about? Linux runs the stockmarkets and renderfarms it's clearly useful for the average desktop!!!!one1eleven

Anonymous said...

Movie renderers would rather use a heavily modified Serious Sam 2 engine than anything that Linux has to offer.

Anonymous said...

I thought they used Crytek 4 now that it is released under the gpl.

Anonymous said...

I get $25 every time I blow your dad. Enough to buy my next hit of Ubuntu.

Not sure who you've been fucking with your micro-peen Joey but my dad died 6 years ago.

Anonymous said...

Shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

Ubuntu: Such an awesome high that people blow dead people. Like a cheap China White.

Anonymous said...

Save them Lord Jesus!

Anonymous said...

Happy Jew-killing holiday tards!

Anonymous said...

GNOME 3.8 has been released, anyone else dumping their Windows 8 and upgrading to GNOME?

This release looks awesome!

Anonymous said...

Race guy: ♥♥♥♥ you too can finally find romance! ♥♥♥♥

You can thank me later.

Anonymous said...

It seemed like a dream come true, but then it all went horribly wrong

Anonymous said...

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

What the hell is wrong with you?

Funny thing is I don't know whether you're referring to the person recommending GNOME or the chicks-with-dicks person.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is I don't know whether you're referring to the person recommending GNOME or the chicks-with-dicks person.

+5 funny

Good point. Not sure which one is worse. The one on the left doesn't look so bad.

Anonymous said...

GNOME 3.8 has been released, anyone else dumping their Windows 8 and upgrading to GNOME?

At least they still give you a menu via classic mode.

Anonymous said...

You're a dumb nigger-lover.

I hope the Easter Bunny rapes you.

Anonymous said...

The Easter Bunny is misogynist. He devalues eggs, a distinctly female trait, by carelessly leaving them about and encouraging the devouring of such. Just another example of rape culture propaganda perpetuated by the patriarchy.

Anonymous said...

Linux is 💩.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, Rush Limbaugh just came out of the closet.

Anonymous said...

It's about time he stopped pretending.

Anonymous said...

Save them D-Bus!

Anonymous said...

Does Linux have anything as advanced as the S-100 bus?

Anonymous said...

Yes

Anonymous said...

I love downers. Can't understand coke heads or meth addicts.

Anonymous said...

Hah, Jef Spaleta has been posting Insightful™ comments like this pointing out that Mark Shuttleworth isn't being a "Disruptor" at all.

The best argument the Freetards can come up with is, "hurrr, you're fixated."

Well, duh, of course someone who's on OMG! Ubuntu! is interested in Ubuntu and its development.

Beyonce said...

I cannot begin to tell you how happy i am that im an atheist. I feel sorry for your wife if she is still there and for your kids and any unfortunate ears this hate filled video fell upon. As human beings we are better than false gods and crazy demons." God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance"~ Neil Degrasse Tyson. This is my religion that is one of science and reason. See you on the other side of the Stone Age.

Anonymous said...

That's what I like about this place: total hat fucking stand.

Anonymous said...

So me and Jono just got done banging the shit out of Sneddon. You guys missed a hell of a party. We're eating some of Jono's smoked sausage right now while Joey flushes out the sperm from his ass.

Anonymous said...

its called blur you fucking idiot

Anonymous said...

We're eating some of Jono's smoked sausage right now

(o_o)

Anonymous said...

Neil Degrasse Tyson knows nothing about biology but claims to be an expert on EVILution and global warming. He feeds the Al Gore machine. He is also a nigger.

Anonymous said...

Just let it go, Pluto is not a planet. Cope, you fucking moron.

Anonymous said...

Pluto is a dog you fuckwit. How many times must I tell you.

Anonymous said...

Happy Jew-killing holiday tards!

So do we get to kill more in celebration of this holiday?

Anonymous said...

Pope Francis washes prisoners' feet on Maundy Thursday


"Gesture of humility

During Thursday's intimate service at Casal del Marmo, the Pope washed and kissed the feet and later sucked the young bald cocks of 12 young detainees to replicate the Bible's account of Jesus Christ's gesture of humility towards his 12 apostles on the night before he was crucified."

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

During Thursday's intimate service at Casal del Marmo, the Pope washed and kissed the feet and later sucked the young bald cocks

Lol.

Well, on the article, I'll say this. I'm no religion-hater, far from it, but there is something that just doesn't sit well with me here. I know, emulating Christ and all that. But Francis, brah, you're not Christ. And you're not living in a culture that existed 2,000+ years ago where this might not have been usual. It's just weird now.

Then there's his constant "look at me!! I'm rejecting living well!!!" attention whoring. Reminds me of people who go out of their way to tell everyone they don't watch television. Same thing with the feet-washing, why not do it behind closed doors if you're so humble.

Anonymous said...

Has the Pope tried Arch?

Anonymous said...

But Francis, brah, you're not Christ. And you're not living in a culture that existed 2,000+ years ago where this might not have been usual. It's just weird now.

Good point. It's something that you'd expect up on 4chan or something.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month.
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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Reminds me of people who go out of their way to tell everyone they don't watch television.

Coming from the opposite standpoint, at least once a month I'll encounter someone who rattles off a bunch of shows and seems personally insulted that I don't watch any of them. I don't watch much TV. I don't have anything against it. I'm just not interested in general. I don't even think about it. I own a TV but it's from 1995 or something, about the last time I was interested on a regular basis.

I get accosted with stuff like "How can you not watch any of these great shows!" and "You shouldn't be so prejudiced and give TV a chance!" I understand that these people mean well and are looking for common ground to connect with, but I find their reasonings silly.

On the flip side, I'm not one of those "Music has sucked since decade X of my youth!" I'm a total junkie there.

Anonymous said...

I hope the Easter Bunny rapes you.

I hope a nigger gives you AIDS, you stupid fucking mudshark.

Anonymous said...

Black people always love to whine about slavery, but the fact is that American and Carribbean negroes under slavery really had it good, compared to those who went through the Islamic slave trade. Now the latter is outright genocide.

From the time that Mohammad decided he was a prophet, to the present day, at least 120 million Africans died, 90% of them during the forced march across the Sahara to the Middle East. Muslims typically acquired their slaves by either bribing African chiefs, or simply raiding the lands when the chiefs couldn't provide enough slaves. Often the old, sick, and crippled were killed before the rest were bound in chains and frog-marched off to the north.

The surviving negroes didn't experience better conditions either. The men and boys were castrated by fire and were either thrown on the front lines of wars, or served as harem guards. The women were used as living sex toys, and any child that they gave birth to was usually killed off. This is why it would be tough for anyone to look for descendants of African slaves in the Middle East.

Meanwhile, the white man made the mistake of keeping his slaves alive, and no doubt being horny enough to fuck the women a lot, resulting in an obvious percentage of mulattoes in the Americas and Carribbean islands. Yes, negroes died in the voyage to the Americas, but what's a couple hundred thousand, compared to the sheer slaughter of the Islamic slave trade, which is STILL going on today?

Maybe the black Americans should demand that the Arabic nations provide compensation to Africa for slavery. I can bet the Muslim response will most likely be, "Fuck off, kafir!".

Anonymous said...

so-called alphas on the internet are as pathetic as scratch-card winners who run around the neighborhood bragging about being rich, because they won $500.

Anonymous said...

@ March 28, 2013 at 1:33 PM :

I'd consider coke a downer, not an upper or stimulant. I mean it's basically a local anesthetic.

Movies and popular perception get it all wrong: that it makes people act cracked out, jittery, or like a really strong dose of caffeine. That's all nonsense.

The most (only?) accurate movie portrayal of a coke head was Scarface. It makes people feel invincible because it numbs the body and deadens the emotions completely. That's why it's so addictive, because it feels awesome to be totally free from any emotion.

Anonymous said...

Pogson wants to take "Asian Hitler" Kim Jong-Un out. Is it because nobody there uses Linux?

Anonymous said...

March 28, 2013 at 10:14 PM :

I agree. TV shows suck in general, same as most Hollywood movies. Or maybe we're just completely jaded and desensitized? I know I am.

There's too many god damn PG and PG-13 movies! I want to see movies for adults not all this family friendly bullshit.

Each show trying to be more edgy and witty than the next, but they're all ultimately predictable and lame as hell.

The Golden Girls was more edgy and boundary pushing FFS!

Anonymous said...

The reason why we have so much Disney PG shit on TV is because of all those stupid divorced Christian soccer moms who use morality as an excuse to cover up their parenting failures.

Anonymous said...

Each show trying to be more edgy and witty than the next, but they're all ultimately predictable and lame as hell.

Stop watching honey boo boo, moron.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ everyone on my Facebook feed with the pink equal sign on the red background. How am I going to quickly tell who posted which food picture?

Germany said...

That's why it's so addictive, because it feels awesome to be totally free from any emotion.

We know,bro

Anonymous said...

I stopped watching TV a long time ago, because there is nothing worth wasting my money on when my favorite shows aren't around. If I want to catch up on some shows, I either snag from Youtube or watch them from an episode-hosting site. It's better to read the news from multiple sites (different points of view) than watch one point of view on a 6 minute TV clip anyway.

Anonymous said...

Why do we never hear of psychics winning jackpot games, or table games, or at least in the Powerball.

Because we don't want to abuse our powers. We can, but it is not morally right.

Anonymous said...

You get your news from YouTube? Maybe you should think about going into rehab.

Anonymous said...

ause we don't want to abuse our powers. We can, but it is not morally right.

That's psychics, not psychos. You have no powers.

Anonymous said...

Does Linux produce psychotic behavior or just attract psychotic people?

Anonymous said...

The most (only?) accurate movie portrayal of a coke head was Scarface. It makes people feel invincible because it numbs the body and deadens the emotions completely.

That's very true. Like in this quick clip from Scarface. They portrayed it well, you can see he doesn't even feel it. Pacino is damn convincing here.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't from Scarface. This is Scarface.

Anonymous said...

Quit posting fake links, This is the real Scarface.

Anonymous said...

Indians Living in Scotland

Interesting article.

Anonymous said...

@March 28, 2013 at 7:49 PM

Oh yeah, did The Pope just get paid $6784 working off his laptop this month? And if you think that's cool, his Cardinal friend has twin toddler choir boys twin toddler choir boys twin toddler choir boys twin toddler choir boys twin toddler choir boys twin toddler choir boys twin toddler choir boys TWIN FUCKING TODDLERS and made over $9k his first month.

Anonymous said...

Indians Living in Scotland

Interesting article.


Well the silver lining is that (when they arrest him), deadwood won't be shit-posting on here any more.

Anonymous said...

Forking forker's reason for forking

Anonymous said...

Whiny bitches going at it

Anonymous said...

I didn't reply to explain this at the time because every conversation with you usually ended in either a torrent of abuse (much like the recent ones where you were repeatedly threatening to try to get me fired in private, whilst acting all nice and reasonable on the forums ...) or you flat-out ignoring what I said, so my desire to go out of my way to help you by explaining how the core Wayland protocol works is roughly zero.

Anonymous said...

It's even got Moronix involved. The FOX News of the Freetard world.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

You get your news from YouTube? Maybe you should think about going into rehab.

Because Fox News is clearly the best news source ever. Right?

Anonymous said...

Just wandered onto Ohloh and noticed that OpenOffice has more lines of code than Linux (the kernel that is).

How can it have so many lines of code, yet still look and run like shit and have no useful features??

Anonymous said...

@March 29, 2013 at 9:53 AM

And nobody bothered to ask what a 14-year old girl why she stayed till late at night shopping in what is apparently a rough part of town. As usual, the stupid bitch will never be held accountable for her stupidity. No news here.

Anonymous said...

@March 29, 2013 at 3:20 PM

Kill yourself. It'll be for the best.

Anonymous said...

Because Fox News is clearly the best news source ever. Right?

Hells to the yeah, bro! Fox News, FUCK YEAH!

Anonymous said...

How can it have so many lines of code, yet still look and run like shit and have no useful features??

You kinda just answered your own question brah.

Anonymous said...

just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month.
It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do,

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Anonymous said...

just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month.
It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do,

rich95.comONLY

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Anonymous said...

just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month.
It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do,

rich95.comONLY

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Anonymous said...

just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month.
It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do,

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Anonymous said...

just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month.
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Anonymous said...

Oh look someone made a cuntbot5000.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if that spambot runs on Linux.

Anonymous said...

I bet it runs on ReactOS.

Anonymous said...

LOL, Ubuntu's genius lenses in action.

Why Redhat Sucks said...

I know in Red Hat for instance, top down development is quite rare and usually competent developers manage the technical aspects just by themselves without having anyone dictate to them how the project should be run

Anonymous said...

I was trying to burn an audio CD

Stopped reading right there. An audio CD? To put in his Sony Discman? just lol. OP is a phaggot.

Anonymous said...

Learn to spell fagot, moron.

Anonymous said...

Freetards finally realise that Steam on Linux isn't going to usher in the YearOfTheLinuxDesktop™, lulz.

Anonymous said...

Stopped reading right there. An audio CD? To put in his Sony Discman? just lol.

No fucking shit. Next we're going to see a post on how to stripe RAID 0 across 100 MB IOmega zip drives.

Anonymous said...

<a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/421164014/openshot-video-editor-for-windows-mac-and-linux/posts/441132>OpenShot</a> Kickstarter! :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: announce arsehole stretching goals, I want to know what's up with the OpenShot guy and that fucking ugly, blingey blue bevel, gradienty buttons for <i>everything</i>?

The Openshot UI used to be full of those things, it looked like shit.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, fucked that link up. Here's a fixed version, I am now going to kill myself for bringing dishonour upon the Linux Haters' Blog, I am very sorry for all the problems I have caused by forgetting the second " character.

Anonymous said...

I dunno, we still have a CD player in the kid's room and in the car. And I dunno why you'd "stop reading" there, you're actually dismissing Linux Hate, which probably means you're a Freetard.

Anonymous said...

I dunno, we still have a CD player in the kid's room and in the car. And I dunno why you'd "stop reading" there, you're actually dismissing Linux Hate

A CD player for your kids? You also deprive them of inoculations too? How's that IOmega striping going?

Anonymous said...


A CD player for your kids? You also deprive them of inoculations too? How's that IOmega striping going?


Cool overreaction there brah, I have a three year old and a baby, they don't give a shit what medium the music that helps them go to sleep at nap time comes on.

You're a bit too concerned with whether people (even kids) own iPods aren't you. Are you an iTard?

Anonymous said...

From the Steam thread:

What's really weird though, is that to be counted as a linux user, you have to spend most of your play time during the month on linux.

Why's that weird? The alternative would be double-counting.

People that only wanted the tux item just logged 30 seconds via command line in a Linux vm, got their tux, deleted the linux vm and went back to windows. So normally they shouldn't have been counted as linux users in February.

Yes, it would be of great value to count these people as "Linux users".

Anonymous said...

No one said anything about iPods. There are multiple technologies more viable than the clunky solution of burning audio discs.

Is it still a pain in the ass to play them? Last I paid attention, which was admittedly years ago, burned CDs fucked up like 25% of the time across random players. It could be an incompatibility between the burner or player. Or the dye type. Or the player just didn't like burned CDs at all.

Hopefully it didn't fuck up the player. It was totally awesome taking apart slot-loading players with a screwdriver that didn't recognize CD-Rs as discs and thus wouldn't eject them. Almost always this happened in the most expensive place possible: your friend's car.

Do you still need to burn them at 2x or 4x to reduce the skip-causing jitter? If the "burnproof" kicks in, does it still basically destroy the burn?

Total pain in the ass. Even if it's gotten better it means you've been buying into it long after the halcyon days of the mid-2000s when all this stuff were issues.

Anonymous said...

"Arch Linux" 0.00% 0.00%

Anonymous said...

"Manjaro Linux" 64 bit 0.01% +0.01%

Anonymous said...

"Mandingo Linux" 11.05% +11.05%

Anonymous said...

Mandingo Font

Anonymous said...

Mandingo Bot

Anonymous said...

Linux users live in perpetual envy of Mandingo.

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