Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Carry on

Several of you asked for a comment thread reset. Here you go. Not sure what kind of BS linux-based system falls over at 5000 comments.

5000 flames:

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Anonymous said...

New page lol?

Anonymous said...

Linux. How's that for a lol?

Anonymous said...

You're a bit too concerned with whether people (even kids) own iPods aren't you. Are you an iTard?

Nah, just strolling. That said you can get MP3 players for about $10 USD and speakers/dock for another $30-50 USD. Just sayin'.

Linus Tiberius Torvalds said...

Let my people go.

captcha: usuckass

Anonymous said...

Nah, just strolling. That said you can get MP3 players for about $10 USD and speakers/dock for another $30-50 USD. Just sayin'.

Ok thanks, that's good to know.

Anonymous said...

Ok thanks, that's good to know.

Kids are the dumping ground of older technology and they usually don't care it which is good. As long as it does something that gives them a benefit.

But they quickly learn that the shitty laptop you gave them is not as cool as that new smart phone you have and thus you quickly realize that they either want to borrow it for time periods or they take it over outright in which case you need to buy a new fucking phone or bite the bullet and buy them a low end tablet. I say this from experience.

:/

Anonymous said...

I dunno, we still have a CD player in the kid's room and in the car.

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE BRO??? YOU DISGUST ME .

Anonymous said...

Cool overreaction there brah, I have a three year old and a baby, they don't give a shit what medium the music that helps them go to sleep at nap time comes on.

Yeah no kidding, it's starting to sound like Slashtardia up in here, with this "People still use such-and-such?!" meme.

I guess it would really blow these nitwits' brains that there are also tons of big heavy old clunky CRT televisions out there in circulation. Most all of them still in active use and still working just as good as the day they were bought.

I'd like to see any of these LCDs make it 20 years.

Anonymous said...

No one said anything about iPods. There are multiple technologies more viable than the clunky solution of burning audio discs.

What are the multiple viable technologies which don't involve mp3-player type functionality?

Which of those multiple viable technologies work in a vehicle which only has a CD player?

Anonymous said...

What are the multiple viable technologies which don't involve mp3-player type functionality?

Which of those multiple viable technologies work in a vehicle which only has a CD player?


Man you're really defensive about this.

Anonymous said...

Most all of them still in active use and still working just as good as the day they were bought.

And none of them able to pick up a tv station on their own or display anything but blurry video, but who needs a new tv, amiright?

Anonymous said...

Man you're really defensive about this.

The radiation from his crt tv has fried his brain.

Anonymous said...

year of linux gaming

Anonymous said...

LOL @ justifying audio CDs, for any purpose. just lol. +, what kind of car doesn't let you connect an mp3 player?

Anonymous said...

ITT Commodore PET users. Enjoy your green text CRT, you sick dickjuggler.

Anonymous said...

Why is Tesla's wikipedia 5x longer than Edison's?

Anonymous said...

Because Edison was a fraud.

Anonymous said...

Browse through some conspiracy theorist pages (not the Slashdot shit, but the Area 51/Illuminati stuff), and laughing my ass off. When you apply rational, logical critique to these so-called conspiracies, you wonder why these folks aren't in straight-jackets at the local psychiatric ward already. The questions I beg to have answered are as follows;

1) Why do the Grays or Roswell aliens look like stereotypes of Asian people?

2) Why did these UFO sightings occur conveniently before the whole Communist witch-hunt which began right after World War 2?

3) Why do said UFO sightings ALWAYS occur where rednecks and trailer trash live? How about a sighting in Harlem or Atlanta for once?

4) Why do aliens have to anally probe their subjects? After all, don't they have state-of-the-art tech (hopefully not running open-source shitware) that can instantly diagnose a human inside and out?

5) If I ran a secret organization (Triads/Illuminati/Nibiru Order), why would I be stupid enough to let everyone know about me? Wouldn't that defeat the entire purpose of being secret?

6) What's wrong with having a New World Order when the Old World Order clearly sucks ass?

7) How did the so-called Reptillians manage to make themselves 100% genetically compatible with humans?

8) If the European royal family, the Saudi royals, and the Japanese are are all a bunch of shape-shifting Reptiles, why haven't the conspirators already conjured up a device that can bust down their disguises and reveal their true forms for all to see?

10) How many of these conspirators run Linux as a means of not being brainwashed by the Grays, the Reptiles, and the Eye-in-the-Triangle guys?

Anonymous said...

Forgot to add #9

9) Why is it that it's the extremist Christian groups who are most likely to harbour conspiracy theorists?

Anonymous said...

Which of those multiple viable technologies work in a vehicle which only has a CD player?

How 'bout your 8-track brah?

Anonymous said...

4) Why do aliens have to anally probe their subjects? After all, don't they have state-of-the-art tech (hopefully not running open-source shitware) that can instantly diagnose a human inside and out?

Because those being anally probed absolutely love it and the aliens love to give it. It's kind of a win-win situation. Everybody enjoys themselves.

Anonymous said...

I guess it would really blow these nitwits' brains that there are also tons of big heavy old clunky CRT televisions out there in circulation. Most all of them still in active use and still working just as good as the day they were bought.

Pogson, is that you?

To answer your question, there are CRTs out there still, but they are found in 3rd world countries. Sorry, just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

what kind of car doesn't let you connect an mp3 player?

Perhaps I'm being a bit of a technology snob but I keep asking why is anyone even carrying around an MP3 player? I just walk into my car and it picks up my smart phone via Bluetooth and the gigs of music I have on my phone and starts playing whatever music list I chose.

Anonymous said...

The whole reptillian crap started with someone misinterpreting Hopi Indian bedtime stories. Some Hopis call themselves the Lizard Clan because they claim to change into lizards after smoking some really good shit. That's what the nutters jumped on. Of course, the Hopis also include the Bear Clan, the Eagle clan, the Spider Clan, the Wolf Clan, and a dozen other family groups.

Anonymous said...

Because those being anally probed absolutely love it and the aliens love to give it. It's kind of a win-win situation. Everybody enjoys themselves.

so basically some closet fags made up the alien abduction story to cover up their rough night out at the local rainbow club.

Anonymous said...

I play devil's advocate and answer your questions now:

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1) Why do the Grays or Roswell aliens look like stereotypes of Asian people?

They don't. It's very unusual that they've come to be described as looking like that, rather than, say, an octopus or some monster.

2) Why did these UFO sightings occur conveniently before the whole Communist witch-hunt which began right after World War 2?

The same reason that these days you instantly know about a girl being raped in a small town, when in the past no one outside the town would have known it happened at all. The increasing prevalence of mass media. There were probably sightings all the time, they were just never reported to the world.

3) Why do said UFO sightings ALWAYS occur where rednecks and trailer trash live? How about a sighting in Harlem or Atlanta for once?

Whatever they're up to, they don't want to announce themselves to the world and are playing it safe. No one is going to believe the lone redneck.

4) Why do aliens have to anally probe their subjects? After all, don't they have state-of-the-art tech (hopefully not running open-source shitware) that can instantly diagnose a human inside and out?

The colon is now understood to be EXTREMELY important with regards to health, the immune system, etc. These days, our doctors can determine a tremendous amount from a fecal sample. Perhaps this is the fastest and simplest way for them to gather whatever information they need.

5) If I ran a secret organization (Triads/Illuminati/Nibiru Order), why would I be stupid enough to let everyone know about me? Wouldn't that defeat the entire purpose of being secret?

It seems to have had no effect, people don't believe in those things anyway, even if they are true. The people who do believe in them look like nutjobs. It's probably more beneficial for a secret organization to just let the rumors circulate and the people who propagate them be painted as loons by the larger society.

6) What's wrong with having a New World Order when the Old World Order clearly sucks ass?

Do you really want to be enslaved by an evil galactic empire (or whatever)? Human beings want to rule themselves, no matter how poorly, and not be manipulated by aliens, for chrissakes.

I don't know enough about the Reptilian stuff to make up answers.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else hate wearing a watch? But I also hate pulling out my smartphone to check the time. I don't know what to do. I just want to die.

Anonymous said...

'Olympus Has Fallen' Stirs Up Hatred of Asians

Anonymous said...

What are the multiple viable technologies which don't involve mp3-player type functionality?

• Pandora, Spotify, LastFM, YouTube, etc.
• "On Demand" music channels via your television provider
• Sirius/XM
• Regular OTA AM/FM (total cesspool but you already said it doesn't matter)

Anonymous said...

OMG racist things were said on the Internet, how unusual!

Anonymous said...

funny how all "aliens" are always built just like humans are...even the "shape-shifters"....get your own fucking shape, wannabees.

Anonymous said...

LOL at the guy in the Phoronix thread trying to demonstrate that all the rounding errors due to distro fragmentation combined add up to something significant. I'm sure if we recovered all those 0.0001 percents then we'd be rich, Superman 3 style.

Anonymous said...

@March 31, 2013 at 11:04 AM

He also specifically called out the iPod and iTards, so "mp3 players" are moving the goalposts. Too bad he still loses anyway. The alternative is justifying that all MP3 players are iPods and that all people who listen to non-CD music are iTards. Quite an uphill battle, that.

Anonymous said...

What kind of drugs did the kikes smoke when they wrote the Book of Revalation?

Anonymous said...

Hi. I'm a reptillian who can shapeshift into a Matt Damon lookalike. Looking for a human woman who appreciates blood rituals, sex positions while hanging from the ceiling, and hatching world domination plans. Must have a taste for raw human flesh.

Anonymous said...

CDs in the car is moving the goalposts, too. The argument is about inside the house. Furthermore, it's about burned CDs, which have a poor track record in car stereos.

If your car is newer than 6 years old or so, it'll probably have an AUX jack. If it's older, it'll probably have a replaceable DIN-style radio. If it's non-standard, like Honda, there are converter harnesses for the XM or CD changer ports or even replacement head units.

I'll admit that replacing head units, cabling and/or radios is extreme, but if you actually care, you'll probably do this. If you just don't care, that's fine, but obviously somebody really does if he's going to defend something like this over a span of 24+ hours.

Anonymous said...

@March 31, 2013 at 11:27 AM

You forgot the DAP + docking solution that some people just stick the the back seat with their older cars that also don't have CD players. But for some reason that's arbitrarily not allowed.

I guess now we'll hear about how people are connecting portable CD players via tape deck adapter rather than DAPs because that makes so much sense.

Anonymous said...

What kind of drugs did the kikes smoke when they wrote the Book of Revalation?

Weird, right. As teenagers, my friends and I would read it every so often just to try to figure out what the hell was going on. Very strange. But it's kind of cool in a way, with all the allusions to a great war. Like Revelation 22:23 when Jesus talks about his army of believers:

They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them. They shall be of iron will and steel sinew. In great armour I shall clad them and with the mightiest weapons they will be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight them. They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe can best them in battle.

Whether you believe in the Bible or not, you must admit that's a cool description.

Anonymous said...

There were only a few years where cars had neither tape decks nor AUX jacks standard: 2005-2007 or so. CD-only vehicles are kinda rare, and most of them are probably Accords. Some still lack AUX jacks made but I think they're mostly utility vehicles. Even the $13,000 MSRP Ford Fiesta has AUX input.

I just looked it up and apparently some cars were still shipping with tape decks in 2010.

Anonymous said...

Coldest Easter Ever

Another nail in the gLOLbal warming coffin.

Anonymous said...

I just looked it up and apparently some cars were still shipping with tape decks in 2010.

You can, once again, buy turn tables.

Srsly. Wut. Teh. Fuck.

Anonymous said...

Whether you believe in the Bible or not, you must admit that's a cool description.

I see what you did there. Nice.

Anonymous said...

I know most people buy turntables do so because they've been conned by the audiophile industry into thinking that they're somehow better sounding, but they do have their place. Some albums were never released on any other medium, and if you happen to have an existing collection then investing in a turntable makes sense.

However, the people dropping thousands of dollars to start new collections of albums and overpriced analog electronics need to be slapped upside the head.

Anonymous said...

#ifihadglass I'd cut a bitch

Anonymous said...

#ifihadglass I'd throw it in your face

Anonymous said...

The Bible is the biggest joke the Jews played on the Gentiles. The Old Testament is basically Jewish fairy tales, disgusting fetishes, and wishful thinking. Jewish empire? LOL! like a bunch of lying con artists really care about anything besides making an extra buck like their Somali and Pakistani cousins (or wherever the fuck their mutt genes came from).

As much as Christians like to portray Christ as a savior of all, he really was only concerned about saving his Jewish brethren. Gentiles were not worth his time, as clearly evident in Matthew 15:21-28, where he cursed the Gentile woman for begging him to heal her daughter.

The rest of the New Testament is nothing more than damage control by Paul. That crooked Jew shamelessly twisted Christ's words around to make it sound like he did indeed care for the Gentiles as well. Even lying through his teeth when he was questioned by the Galatians. No wonder why modern Christianity is so warped.

Revelations 14 is also an interesting chapter, because apparently the only people who will go to heaven are 144,000 MALE VIRGIN JEWS. Sounds like heaven is one giant sausage-fest. The rest of us non-Jews will all burn in Hell, including the Jehova's Witnesses.

Better to throw the Bible in the furnace and adopt common sense rules of right and wrong, than continue to fall for a 1700 year old prank. Damn those Jewish bastards.

Anonymous said...

Why we don't have Star-Trek style transporters? Because The Fly series shows exactly what goes wrong with that idea. Maybe if that playboy doctor didn't use Linux, he wouldn't have been turned into a fly-monster.

Anonymous said...

God plants an apple tree, knowing that Adam and Eve would eat from it, then gets mad that they ate the fruit as predicted, and then curses us all forever because his prediction was confirmed.

And he wants me to worship his psychotic ass? Fuck this shit.

Anonymous said...

God plants an apple tree, knowing that Adam and Eve would eat from it, then gets mad that they ate the fruit as predicted, and then curses us all forever

lol u mad? God trolled humanity for the lulz.

Anonymous said...

God trolled humanity for the lulz.

+5 funny
+5 true

Anonymous said...

The Bible is the biggest pile of shit fed to the masses in order to control them.

jeebus, god, and the rest of the sky fairies are nothing more than hocus pokus.

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Anonymous said...

3) Why do said UFO sightings ALWAYS occur where rednecks and trailer trash live? How about a sighting in Harlem or Atlanta for once?

Think about it. A UFO lands in the hood, and it will either get something missing when the aliens return, or it would get shipjacked by Mandingo's cousin and be on a police video.

"Suspect is now on the freeway, going 160 miles per hour in a flying saucer. Suspect just flew over the barricade, leaving 3 badly burned officers. Now it's a felony hit and run. Suspect is firing a beam at the chopper and.....oh my GOD! The chopper got vaporized! OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN!"

Anonymous said...

another day with another lawsuit by European freetards against Microsoft over bullshit. With all the money spent suing they could have at least tried to make Linux usable.

Anonymous said...

Recent reports by various laboratories and associations have shown that the supply of sperm donated by men in the most developed countries has declined considerably since the recent introduction of more restrictive screening policies and regulations on the payments to donors.

Really? I thought the decrease was because of the rise of women demanding CHILD SUPPORT from sperm donors.

Rest assured that your data will be kept under absolute confidentiality and it will not be kept by us or shared with anyone else.

Yeah, sure, whatever. If you're a man, nothing of yours is confidential.

Anonymous said...

The whole sperm donor industry is a scam. If lesbians want to have a child, what's their problem with riding a dick for the sperm? Patriarchy issues? Power issues? Fear that they might LIKE having the real thing inside their vagina, instead of a dildo?

Anonymous said...

@April 1, 2013 at 1:33 AM

With Miguelsoft you get fucked without being fucked.

Anonymous said...


Really? I thought the decrease was because of the rise of women demanding CHILD SUPPORT from sperm donors.


You can thank White Knighting beta males for the current culture. US women are the most supported, most coddled human females in human history.

Anonymous said...

And none of them able to pick up a tv station on their own or display anything but blurry video, but who needs a new tv, amiright?

Still receives all cable channels and still displaying the same standard def since 92 or 93 when it was purchased. There has been zero loss of functionality.

Like I said still working just the same as it was 20 years ago. Yeah, that's in fact what I meant by "just as good as the day they were bought" , for those who are retard impaired.

It's a sad day when (perfectly functioning) electronics which were built to last are mocked and belittled, along with their users, and where the norm is shit which must be replaced every 3-4 years.

That's not progress, it's regression.

Anonymous said...

Pogson, is that you?

To answer your question, there are CRTs out there still, but they are found in 3rd world countries. Sorry, just sayin'.


No it's not Pogson, just a person who thinks things which are built to last are preferable to cheap junk built to be replaced in 3-4 years.

When did that become such an insane and alien viewpoint?

Anonymous said...

There has been zero loss of functionality.

Is that why you cruise around in your Model-T?

Anonymous said...

When did that become such an insane and alien viewpoint?

Perhaps it's because CRTs take up anywhere between 3 and 5 times more power consumption to run. Or maybe it's the PPI, or maybe the amount of space CRTs take up or how about the shielding problem where CRTs can be affected by other signals (e.g. microwave) or the EMF effects nearby electronics such as speakers?

Yes, we seem to be in a time period where consumer products are considered disposable. But then again, the technology is rapidly changing (for the better) and therefore has the ability to do more for less (less power, less money, less physical space). Hang on to your Radiation 3000 if you like. Just remember to shield your nuts when walking past.

Anonymous said...

There has been zero loss of functionality.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Anonymous said...

What a waste of valuable MegaDurdens. He could be rendering Shrek Harder 10 on that 80's bad boy.

Anonymous said...


Perhaps it's because CRTs take up anywhere between 3 and 5 times more power consumption to run. Or maybe it's the PPI, or maybe the amount of space CRTs take up or how about the shielding problem where CRTs can be affected by other signals (e.g. microwave) or the EMF effects nearby electronics such as speakers?

Yes, we seem to be in a time period where consumer products are considered disposable. But then again, the technology is rapidly changing (for the better) and therefore has the ability to do more for less (less power, less money, less physical space). Hang on to your Radiation 3000 if you like. Just remember to shield your nuts when walking past.


This. I can't believe people are defending CRTs vs. LCDs.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe people are defending CRTs vs. LCDs.

He's just a poor bastard that can't afford a new TV at the moment so he has to rationalize the benefits of a new television away with some nonsense about LCD and LED screens breaking down.

Anonymous said...

He's just a poor bastard that can't afford a new TV

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Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA, what a bunch of saddos on this site! I say my family still use CDs for some stuff, go away for two days, drive down to the in-laws, spend time with the family (none of us were even thinking about CDs) I come back and find you lamers were jerking over CDs the whole time, pathetic!

That comment about you guys being just like Slashtards was spot-on. Slashtards get all butthurt at people who don't have the same priorities and lifestyle as them, just like you guys.

Also, LOL at "I don't care about Christianity, atheists shouldn't talk about it" guy getting all butthurt over whether someone uses CDs or not. And LCDs are better than CRTs, but just use whatever the fuck you want, don't let a bunch of women-hating, racist morons on a dead blog tell you how to run your life.

CDs in the car is moving the goalposts, too. The argument is about inside the house. Furthermore, it's about burned CDs, which have a poor track record in car stereos.

If your car is newer than 6 years old or so, it'll probably have an AUX jack. If it's older, it'll probably have a replaceable DIN-style radio. If it's non-standard, like Honda, there are converter harnesses for the XM or CD changer ports or even replacement head units.

I'll admit that replacing head units, cabling and/or radios is extreme, but if you actually care, you'll probably do this.


This is an indication you're worrying too much about how other people run their lives. If I want your advice, Slashtardalike, I'll ask for it.

I'm off to spend some more time with family, I won't be worrying about what technology we're using either; feel free to get even more butthurt and post some more, I'll come back in a couple of days to have another good laugh at you saddos. lulz.

Anonymous said...

meh

alpha-as-fuck stroller was better

Anonymous said...

He's just a poor bastard that can't afford a new TV at the moment so he has to rationalize the benefits of a new television away with some nonsense about LCD and LED screens breaking down.

[pedant on]
Technically all new TVs are LCD. The LED portion is how it's backlit. Older LCD TVs/monitors use florescent tubes in the back whereas the newer ones use LED panels - which too are getting smaller and smaller and thus being controlled by microprocessors.
[pedant off]

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA, what a bunch of saddos

Nice essay, brah. LOL @ the try-hard pretending to not care then writes a novel about it.

Anonymous said...

@ April 1, 2013 at 9:16 AM

Is this you?

Anonymous said...

If I want your advice, Slashtardalike, I'll ask for it.

Easy there Gladys; time to step away from the keyboard and stop eating all of that Easter chocolate.

Anonymous said...

I say my family still use CDs for some stuff, go away for two days, drive down to the in-laws, spend time with the family (none of us were even thinking about CDs)

I'll just leave this right here.

Anonymous said...

@April 1, 2013 at 10:00 AM

LOL

+5 funny

Anonymous said...

There's this girl I work with. She's in her late-20s now but started a few years ago. She might have ranked a 7 or so back then (decent body but not so much the face) but since then she's gained about 40 lbs. Somehow she seems to think she ranks a 10 by the way she constantly complains about men hitting on her and how none of them measure up to her standards. I'm thinking that she should marry one of those men in the next 18 months or so before her options start plummeting.

Anyway, she has this "boys leave me alone" attitude but meanwhile she posts HOURLY on Facebook something like "*sigh*" or "why can't I find a good man?" or some "I feel like I live in eternal darkness" kind of thing. Within minutes she has dozens of posts just like the ones on the linked picture.

She's not horrible and is even likable in some ways. But she's not somebody a rationally thinking man would get close to.

I don't even know how she got on my list. I don't understand Facebook all that well. It seems if somebody adds you they shove themselves onto the main view homepage, whether you're interested or not. If you're not, you need to perform maintenance to make it go away. It's amusing going into my full list occasionally to see how many women shut down their accounts most likely due to adding too many stranger-men. Having 1,000+ "friends" has a price. Getting married seems to force the decision, naturally.

Anonymous said...

After reading this thread I went into storage and took to the curb various boom boxes, portable CD players, and even this nice component dual tape deck that must have cost over $200 at some point in the 90s.

U mad? U sound mad.

Anonymous said...

RIP Shain Gandee. Irreplaceable.

Anonymous said...

facebook is meh like jerkface.


I know an old hag who is likely to end up on Monster In Law someday for the way she interferes in the dating life of her teenaged niece. She's said horrible things about the 'nice guy', as she described him, boyfriend. Sounds like the worst thing this boy is is some wet behind the ears milquetoast who has never had a girlfriend before. jesus...they're just kids. let them live, make mistakes, grow. it's not like they're getting married. I hope she doesn't fuck up her own pre-teen kids as well.

fembots: gotta love em.

Anonymous said...

Obrahma is alpha as fuck.

Anonymous said...

U mad? U sound mad.

Nope.

Anonymous said...

I say my family still use CDs for some stuff, go away for two days, drive down to the in-laws,

They made fun of you too didn't they? You pulled out a Sony Disc-man and they all fucking laughed at you hard.

Anonymous said...

That's why he's raging here. He just went away for two days and was laughed at by his in-laws. Even though they're 25 years older they have smartphones and tablets and can't even tell you the last time they loaded a CD.

Anonymous said...

only folk burnin discs today are them there lusers. y'wouldn't be one of them freetards now, would ye?

Anonymous said...

Even though they're 25 years older they have smartphones and tablets and can't even tell you the last time they loaded a CD.

My parents are in their late 70s and they both have iPads and iPhones and have never looked back.

Anonymous said...

Somehow she seems to think she ranks a 10 by the way she constantly complains about men hitting on her and how none of them measure up to her standards. I'm thinking that she should marry one of those men in the next 18 months or so before her options start plummeting.

Thanks to feminism and its blatant promotion of hypergamy, even the average ghetto/trailer whale-bitch thinks she's a perfect 10 worthy of marrying Johnny Depp.

Anonymous said...

On April 1, 1991, Linus Torvalds announced, "Linux will be the number one OS, because it's free. It will take computing to levels that Microsoft will never dream of! In fact, a Linux desktop is just around the corner!"

It's 2013 now. Legions of neckbeards, Assburgers, fags and basement virgins STILL don't get that they've been pwned by the biggest April Fools joke in computing history.

It doesn't help that they are led by a toejam-eating kike named Stallman and a mashed-potato-eating pedophile named Pogson.

Anonymous said...

Linux. An OS so open that Al Queda can contribute code, with a mascot that looks like an 80s cartoon reject, and program names that were invented by a glue-sniffing dyslexic.

We sure were fooled back in 1999.

Anonymous said...

It's gotten to the point here in the comments that when I see the topic of "Linux" come up, I'm surprised for a few seconds.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to feminism and its blatant promotion of hypergamy, even the average ghetto/trailer whale-bitch thinks she's a perfect 10 worthy of marrying Johnny Depp.

Facebook makes this effect even worse. The "worthiness" is reinforced by maximizing the audience of sycophants. Men seem to understand that 50 skanks don't parlay into a single '10' but Facehos don't seem to get it and think that the more desperate men post the more attractive it makes them to real prospective mates. It's almost like they need to be directly confronted with the reality that Mr. Perfect isn't going to swoop down because she's friended 1,000 men who constantly fight over her in her comments. In fact, the opposite would be true because sane men don't want a women who leads a bunch of men on and constantly teases them. At least a handful of these guys will think she's "his girl" and will actively attempt to interfere with the formation of a relationship. Who needs that? She better be worth it (she's not).

Anonymous said...

Linux sucks so badly that it's a bore to mention.

Anonymous said...

Who or what is Linux?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Google should just cut the pretense and make a proper Android desktop OS. Even if it gets 2% marketshare, that's a thousand times more than what Linux has after 20 years of freetards giving it away for free.

Anonymous said...

Who or what is Linux?

Exactly.

Anonymous said...

That's what everyone said when they announced Chromebook. Don't really see what ChromeOS gets them over Android.

Anonymous said...

They should just fire the freetard that came up with Chrome OS.

SOUTH AFRICAN SOCIOPATH said...

Maybe Google should just cut the pretense

How bout I cut your throat?

Anonymous said...

How bout I cut your throat?

I hope you get stabbed in Johannesburg, Shuttlecock. Fuck you and your Ubuntu shit.

Anonymous said...

Actually Cape Town has more stabbings. In Joburg they just shoot you dead.

Anonymous said...

when I see the topic of "Linux" come up, I'm surprised for a few seconds

Your shitposts have that effect on the place.

Anonymous said...

Your shitposts have that effect on the place.

So what, bitch, go write another recipe.

Anonymous said...

@April 1, 2013 at 1:59 AM

All Feminists need to be pacified by natural sexual intercourse. Their flawed belief that dildos are better is causing them to wreak havoc on human civilization.

Anonymous said...

No means yes. Yes means VAGINAL.

Anonymous said...

only if you use miguelsoft.

Anonymous said...

VAGINAL means ANAL

Anonymous said...

that's what miguelsoft does to vaginas.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Google should just cut the pretense

How bout I cut your throat?


How are death threats going to make Linux suck less?

Anonymous said...

Because: niggers

Anonymous said...

What the fuck linux has to do with anything you cheap retard?

Anonymous said...

Linux users nails aunt.

Anonymous said...

Linux user posts porn link on blog: film at 11

Anonymous said...

Greetings fellow haters,

I have discovered the perfect troll!!

Never mind all the wondrous features of ZFS, what is the fsck tool like?

As you know, ZFS has no fsck tool 'cause of science or some shite. But you can drive freetards crazy with it.

Anonymous said...

Linux users nails aunt.

LOL.

Anonymous said...

Melt may explain Antarctica's sea ice expansion

Climate change is expanding Antarctica's sea ice, according to a scientific study in the journal Nature Geoscience.

The paradoxical phenomenon is thought to be caused by relatively cold plumes of fresh water derived from melting beneath the Antarctic ice shelves.


Less ice = global warming
More ice = global warming

lol. just lol.

Anonymous said...

cold = weather
warm = climate

make up facts = science
be sceptical = ignorant denier

Anonymous said...

The fact that doomsday folks will bend logic to prove their point.

Remember that global warming movie from 2005 or something, where everyone who is not in the tropical hemispheres would freeze like popsicles from mega-blizzards?

Anonymous said...

make up facts = linux journalism

Anonymous said...

make up facts = journalism

Anonymous said...

shit post = linux using hipster

Anonymous said...

How far we have fallen to be discussing our reptilian overlords....

Anonymous said...

Linux using hipsters are the reptilian masters spoken of in Isaiah 67:15?

Happy Linux User Day said...

Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) and autism are both general terms for a group of complex disorders of brain development. These disorders are characterized, in varying degrees, by difficulties in social interaction, verbal and nonverbal communication and repetitive behaviors. They include autistic disorder, Rett syndrome, childhood disintegrative disorder, pervasive developmental disorder-not otherwise specified (PDD-NOS) and Asperger syndrome. With the May 2013 publication of the new DSM-5 diagnostic manual, these autism subtypes will be merged into one umbrella diagnosis of ASD.

ASD can be associated with intellectual disability, difficulties in motor coordination and attention and physical health issues such as sleep and gastrointestinal disturbances. Some persons with ASD excel in visual skills, music, math and art.

Autism appears to have its roots in very early brain development. However, the most obvious signs of autism and symptoms of autism tend to emerge after extended linux use. Autism Speaks continues to fund research on effective methods for diagnosis, as limiting linux exposure tends to help brain development. Increasing linux awareness is a key aspect of this work and one in which our families and volunteers play an invaluable role.

Cunty McCulo said...

Happy Linux User Day

tl:dr - iy's Kick A Freetard In The Nuts Day again boys!

Anonymous said...

Linux users need to be exterminated like vermin

Anonymous said...

It seems the reptilians are running our world better than us. Might as well happily eat the Soylent Green and do what Big Media tells us is good.

Anonymous said...

Whattup, Eurofags?

Anonymous said...

Oscar Pistorius and All Other White South Africans said...
"The only way to ensure world peace is to round up all the niggers, dump them in Africa, then also live there (in luxury) but complain that you feel unsafe because of all the blacks."

FTFY


If Africa really is such a godless hellhole like the white Africans brag, why don't they just buy the damn plane tickets, stash their millions in a Swiss or offshore accounts, level their 50-room mansions, and bail the fuck out of there? What do those pampered brats want the rest of the world to do? Ochestrate a full military genocide of all niggers? Engineer a plague that kills them faster than AIDS?

Every time a white African whines daily about his daughter getting a cherry creampie from the Zulu servant, or how he had to pay the 8th bribe that afternoon while walking around in Lagos, I roll my eyes so hard I risk snapping some tendons.

They really should just get the hell out of that backward continent while they still can! Aren't their lives worth more than the diamonds and rich soils that the niggers never bothered to use?

White African said...

I was born here, and I have every right to live here. I just wish the kaffirs would just leave me be.

Anonymous said...

Ever notice that "alpha males" tend to be financially well off? Even confidence can be bought. Or at least gained by fucking hookers.

Anonymous said...


If Africa really is such a godless hellhole like the white Africans brag, why don't they just buy the damn plane tickets, stash their millions in a Swiss or offshore accounts, level their 50-room mansions, and bail the fuck out of there?


I guess because they'd be nobody back in their less-shitty nation of origin. Without niggers to exploit, what would they have accomplished? The most famous Dutch person is Joran van der Sloot. The most famous SA is Pistorius.

Anonymous said...

Linux using hipsters are the reptilian masters spoken of in Isaiah 67:15?

Isiah has 66 verses.

Anonymous said...

Whites are the niggers of Africa

Anonymous said...

Good point. The white Africans need niggers to wipe their butts, cook their gourmet food, clean their mansions, dig their trenches, lay the bricks for their mega-malls in Durban and Johannesburg, tar their freeways, drive their delivery trucks, and polish their Rolls Royces.

Imagine them having to do these awful chores on their own, if they finally make the wise decision to come back to good old Britain or glorious Holland

Anonymous said...

The version of Isaiah which sat in the desert for ~1900 years away from the editorial genius of the Zionists has 69 chapters. That is the definitive version.

Why is that version being kept from the public? Why are the Zionists keeping the dead sea scrolls hidden?!?

Anonymous said...

Because Constantine the Great said that the Dead Sea scrolls are bullshit.

Anonymous said...

What about Constantine the not quite great but still getting more pussy than you, who said 'What the fuck are you on about?'

Anonymous said...

I see you global warming fundies have no response whatsoever to the facts that your position is made up and purchased by Al Gore. Enjoy your eco-dollars you Prius driving, latte-sipping, Mac-using, ass-fucked hipsters.

Anonymous said...

Typical South African Family (gif)

Anonymous said...

Ok so no Constantine? How about Stutantine, simply because it's a portmanteau of Stu and Constantine?

Anonymous said...

Ok so no Stutantine? How about Constantine, simply because it's not a ^&$%^$# portmanteau?

Anonymous said...

What about Constantine the not quite great but still getting more pussy than you, who said 'What the fuck are you on about?'

That other Constantine had better things to do than his stuck-up brother, who ruined everything by promoting a stupid Linux-like cult, which brainwashed people to think that getting pussy is evil and immoral.

Anonymous said...

But Al Gore said the earth is warming up by 1/100000th of a degree! He is right! The snow is melting outside my house. That NEVER happened at this time of year before. We're all gonna die!

Anonymous said...

@April 2, 2013 at 9:38 AM

That's how they remained "pure" for 400 years. They started off as a few dozen sailors who shared a couple of Malaysian slave girls. Then they fucked the offspring. And so the Afrikaans race was born.

Anonymous said...

so Shuttlecock is a redneck?

Anonymous said...

Parallels between Christianity and Linux.

1) Both cults have a YouDontNeedThat mentality for everything.

2) Both cults have charismatic leaders who parasitically live off the "donations" of followers.

3) Both cults rabidly denounce alternatives which often make more sense to use.

4) Both cults have hundreds, if not thousands of variations scattered across the world.

5) Both cults always preach doom-and-gloom prophecies

6) Dissenting opinions lead to banishment, character attacks, and death (it's a matter of time before Linux users start killing people).

7) Both cults welcome crazed psychos who are more than happy to kill for their beliefs.

8) Both cults have annoying sales reps (Jehova's Witnesses and Slashdot fans).

Anonymous said...

I like to get my ass licked by Asian shemales. Is this gay?

Anonymous said...

If Africa really is such a godless hellhole like the white Africans brag, why don't they just buy the damn plane tickets, stash their millions in a Swiss or offshore accounts, level their 50-room mansions, and bail the fuck out of there?

Because the white Africaners are a bunch of lazy, stupid inbred shit stains that can't make it any other way when given the chance to come to the first world. I've met at least 8 of them in the last 5 years and they all seem to think that they offer huge tech skills when in fact they offer the same as a 12 yr old web monkey from North America.

As you would expect, they have their noses out of joint because of this.

Anonymous said...

Thou shalt not defy the gospel of Miguelsoft.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that be Mormon's instead of Jehova's Witnesses?

Anonymous said...

MiguelSoft is best soft.

Mark Shuttleworth said...

Stop it, guys! You're making me cry harder than my wife the day we took a wrong turn into Soweto.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I looked at a burnt Ubuntu DVD once, I know Linux. Hire me.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that be Mormon's instead of Jehova's Witnesses?

Forgot about those annoying fucks too.

Mark Shuttleworth said...

I'm not hiring any of you haters until you apologise and invest in my awesome Ubuntu mobile.

Anonymous said...

I'll fuck Joey's ass to raise money for Oompoopop.

Anonymous said...

Stop it, guys! You're making me cry harder than my wife the day we took a wrong turn into Soweto.


"Enough is Enough - All South africans are encouraged to show their support for RAPE AWARENESS by going to the local tavern, getting drunk and then raping some bitches on BLACK FRIDAY.

FUCK LIKE MANDINGO!"



Damnit, and I already booked an Indie Rape Tour for that weekend.

Anonymous said...

RAPE IS NOT ENOUGH

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna be in India next weekend doing some bus rapes. Anyone want to join? You must be at least 8" long and 5" circumference. No Joey Sneddon toddler dicks can join us.

Anonymous said...

Damnit, and I already booked an Indie Rape Tour for that weekend.

You'll be fine. At least India has 20 times more options and far less AIDS.

Anonymous said...

The last massive public outcry was about a year ago, when a 17-year-old mentally disabled girl from Soweto was gang raped by young men who videotaped her and offered her 25 cents to keep quiet.

Now that's how you do it, fellas.

I'm going to relax now, fire up GTA 4 on the Playstation, and drive around picking up hookers then baseball batting them after sex to get my money back. Nice, relaxing evening.

Anonymous said...

You jealous?

Anonymous said...

Hooked-nosed Jewboy is hooked-nosed.

Mark Shuttleworth said...

Seriously, guys! That's not kwaai! I still can't get the memory out of my head. Those savages were on my wife like flies on meat.

Anonymous said...

I would've gone with Constanstu myself, but whatever.

Anonymous said...

Hey proprieturds, you jelly?

Mark Shuttleworth said...

They were all....bigger than mine.....*sob* Damn you guys!

Anonymous said...

Picture of my kid using our MULTI-CD UNIT. U jelly? Yeah U jelly.

Anonymous said...

I see deadwood's been trying to get a date again.

Top tip: women don't like it if you tell rape jokes, most people don't like racist jokes either.

And it's not the women who're the problem deadwood, it's you.

Anonymous said...

The only people who don't like racist jokes are liberal panty-waists who have to be offended at everything.

Anonymous said...

The only people who don't like rape jokes are White Knight manginas.

Anonymous said...

The only folks who don't like linux jokes are toejam-eating Jewbags who have sex with parrots.

Anonymous said...

Hey remember back in 2008 or so, Linux Hater was complaining that he has to use Ubuntu at work and the updater doesn't honour global proxy settings?

It still hasn't been fixed, lol.

Anonymous said...

Top tip: women don't like it if you tell rape jokes, most people don't like racist jokes either.

This is a common misconception amongst beta males. The truth is that all women absolutely love rape jokes, especially if the joke has a large black penis involved.

Anonymous said...

Carefull with you jokes!

A society who would suspend a kid for chewing a pop tart into a shape that they chose to believe resembled a gun is just a short step away from making rape jokes a felony

Funny how those who continually preach tolerance to the unwashed rednecks are so intolerant of anyone who does not share their philosophy.

Funny like an arrow to the knee

Anonymous said...

The only people who don't like racist jokes are niggers and niggerloving liberals.

Anonymous said...

Women also love rape play.

Anonymous said...

Meh, I'm not offended, not going to stop you making them either, am just offering some friendly advise that might help you find a mate. Also, have a shower.

Good luck on Christian Mingle!

Anonymous said...

@April 2, 2013 at 1:00 PM

Niggers tell plenty of racist jokes. It's only pencil-dicked white boy liberals who get offended.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to relax now, fire up GTA 4 on the Playstation, and drive around picking up hookers then baseball batting them after sex to get my money back. Nice, relaxing evening.

Cool idea brah. I'm just drinking some cold beer, playing SR3 and randomly beating the shit out of hookers and old ladies in the street with a 3 foot giant purple dildo. Sometimes I switch over to the bazooka just to watch the dumb whores rag doll.

Good times.

Anonymous said...

Funny like an arrow to the knee

Hey, they spent $100,000,000 to give you that, you better show some respect mother fucker.

Anonymous said...

I see deadwood's been trying to get a date again.

Top tip: women don't like it if you tell rape jokes, most people don't like racist jokes either.

And it's not the women who're the problem deadwood, it's you.


U just jelly of my multi-cd player. It even plays CD-Rs. Oooo, what now, bro?

Anonymous said...

Rape jokes lol, I chewed Pop Tarts 'til 4.

Anonymous said...

@April 2, 2013 at 1:03 PM

Sure, Mangina.

Anonymous said...

Gentlemen, thaw your chickens.

Anonymous said...

am just offering some friendly advise that might help you find a mate.

Why when your mom offers it for free to the whole neighborhood?

Pencil-dicked white liberal said...

Cool idea brah. I'm just drinking some cold beer, playing SR3 and randomly beating the shit out of hookers and old ladies in the street with a 3 foot giant purple dildo. Sometimes I switch over to the bazooka just to watch the dumb whores rag doll.

Good times.


I'm so offended by this, I'm masturbating.

Anonymous said...

And they get off on it too. Much stronger than when a man begs like a dog for nookie (dating/marriage). Even the beta male scientists tried hard to cover it up. women just love the bad boys.

Anonymous said...

Hey, they spent $100,000,000 to give you that, you better show some respect mother fucker.

Adventuring lol, arrows in my knee 'til 4.

Anonymous said...

Something's wrong with the motor in my multi-cd player. I posted a video of the symptoms. Can someone take a look?

Anonymous said...

Chickens, thaw your gentlemen.

Anonymous said...

Dating sites LOL

Where even the slutty women with a harem of fuckbuddies on the side insist on Friendship First, cuz sex is easy and relationships are hard.


Stop begging for sex and buy a fleshlight and econo tub of lube.

Anonymous said...

LOL at any man pathetic enough to go to a dating site. Might as well use your balls as marbles.

Anonymous said...

Thaw, chickens your gentlemen.

Anonymous said...

True words.

The damaged, the desperate, the divas.

Everyone on a daring site is at least one of those

Anonymous said...

With MiguelSoft Dating service, all relationships end up with sex. What kind of sex you get is none of our business. No compensation offered for busted rectums, broken teeth, and aggressive STDs.

Jewish Girl said...

I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

Anonymous said...

I get tons of pussy even with a pencil dick. Chubby chicks (not morbidly obese) are always desperate and horny. They aint gonna complain because who else is gonna fuck them?

Anonymous said...

Chubby chicks think they are 10s and are waiting for Johnny Depp. He'll be calling any day now.

Anonymous said...

I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

If a poor Gentile had his way with you, it probably would be like suicide.

Jim said...

@April 2, 2013 at 1:05 PM

I was tired of dating sites, and women just saying they're Christian, only to find later they're not really interested in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

That's when I joined Christian Mingle and let God guide me to making the Right Choice. Now Nikki and I are married and we still haven't had sex due to my conservative upbringing completely repressing my sexuality, lol.

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