Monday, May 6, 2013

An old gem...

... which apparently I missed completely:

http://www.redhat.com/archives/rhl-devel-list/2008-January/msg00861.html

> Linux is about choice.

If I could only have one thing this year, it would be to eliminate that
meme from the collective consciousness.  It is a disease.  It strangles
the mind and ensures you can never change anything ever because someone
somewhere has OCD'd their environment exactly how they like it and how
dare you change it on them you're so mean and next time I have friends
over for Buffy night you're not invited mom he's sitting on my side
again.

As a consumer, yes, you have lots of choices in which Linux you use.
This does not mean Linux is in any sense _about_ choice, any more than
because there are so many kinds of cars you can buy that cars are about
choice.

The complaints up-thread about juju and pulse are entirely valid, but
the solution is not to try to deliver two things at once.  If you try to
deliver both at once you have to also deliver a way of switching between
the two.  Now you have three moving parts instead of one, which means
the failure rate has gone up by a factor of _six_ (three parts, and
three interactions).  We have essentially already posited that we have
insufficient developer effort to have 100%-complete features at ship
time, so asking them to take on six times the failure rate when they're
already overburdened is just madness.  Alternatively, we could say that
we're integrating features too rapidly, but you do that at the expense
of goal 1, to be the showcase for the latest and greatest in free
software.

Software is hard.  The way to fix it is to fix it, not sweep it under
the rug.

There is a legitimate discussion to be had about where and how we draw
the line for feature inclusion, about how we increase and formalize our
testing efforts, and about how we develop and deploy spike solutions for
corner-case problems like the one device class that juju happens to do
worse than the old stack.  But the chain of logic from "Linux is about
choice" to "ship everything and let the user chose how they want their
sound to not work" starts with fallacy and ends with disaster.

- ajax

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Anonymous said...

Well, nothing has changed in those five years. Someone inform Pogson about this gem. He'll flail good.

Anonymous said...

Second!

Anonymous said...

Tercero :|

TechnoGran said...

LOL

TechnoGran said...

LOLOL

TechnoGran said...

LOLOLOL

TechnoGran said...

LOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Linux Hater either secretly reads his comments, or reads hacker news. Either way: thanks for the new post LH!

Anonymous said...

Marked One! What the hell?!

Anonymous said...

Hey deadwood, when's the due date for your first batch of ass pickles? Will they be dill, kosher or sweet?

Sidorovich said...

Deadwood! What the hell?!

Anonymous said...

deadwood, careful with you ass pickles!

Anonymous said...

Linux is about choices of which sweaty, obese asspie you want to drop a Cleveland Steamer on your chest.

Anonymous said...

Where's Tar?

I cannot comment on a new LHB post until Tar has returned.

Anonymous said...

No Tar post = LHB officially dead.

Anonymous said...

:(

Now all that is left is the butt-pickle and ass-pie show

:(

Anonymous said...

Tar?


Anonymous said...

Deadwood Ted's Old Fashioned Ass Pickles won best pickle at the 2012 International Pickle Festival in Rosendale, New York.

Anonymous said...

> Have you filed a bug?

Is it a bug or is udev supposed to detect devices in parallel and dynamically (randomly)? It is the same with /dev/sdX devices. How do I know which one is /dev/sdh today? And If I don't know, even If I wanted to use filesystem labels, what would I call the device when I wanted to create the label? (BTW, what I usually do to work around this issue is create an md raid device even if it is a single drive with a missing partner and use the md device name in the fstab entry because at least so far I have been able to count on consistency in detecting the uuids and have always gotten unique ones by default).

Joey Sneedon said...

Oh yeah, that's the stu..uff... Oh right there... oh baby... yeah...

Anonymous said...

LOL.

also: ISS switching to linux! Suck on that proprieturds!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Linux is perfect if you have a dedicated group of NASA engineers to maintain it. Jussst perfect.

Anonymous said...

Haha. That's been a bit of a joke this morning. No, not true. Were not sure how Keith Chuvala's (note the spelling) words got misconstrued. We are transitioning some services to a Linux server, but definitely not on the client side.

Anonymous said...

Ha, Linux failed before it even got started this time.

Anonymous said...

People still use Linux? Are they retarded?

Anonymous said...

They see me strolling...

Anonymous said...

@May 7, 2013 at 12:00 PM

You may consider yourself no longer invited to comment on Linux Haters Blog.

Anonymous said...

bro, do u even shove cucumbers up ur ass?

Anonymous said...

How does an optometrist measure the vision of an illiterate person? Obviously, the charts would be meaningless.

tar said...

An old gem :)

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Why doesn't Linus et al just lay down the law and say "this is how you mix audio in Linux" and bundle whatever userland crap with the kernel.

Anonymous said...


For all you LHB veterans.. here's another old gem:

kanye-freetard-notify

Anonymous said...

Enough of this shit..

..here's a cow donated in your name

Anonymous said...

She needs everything. She's in a panic, bro.

Anonymous said...

Amicus is reshaping civil society through innovation.

No, you're not.

We believe profits and social good can go hand in hand.

No, they really can't. It's called the theory of value, if these turds weren't so busy shagging cows and being dickheads on fixie bikes and spent a bit more time understanding political economy, they'd know this.

I'm going to post about Marxism on my blog tomorrow. What do you have to offer you faux-leftist twerps?

Anonymous said...

Oh, and we're based in New York City*, the Rome of our time.


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA! LOL!

Anonymous said...

I am glad Linux is so secure.....

http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/05/attack-hitting-apache-sites-goes-mainstream-hacks-nginx-lighttpd-too/

Anonymous said...

What do you have to offer you faux-leftist twerps?

Ass pickles, they will take the world by storm. Care to get in on the ground floor?

Anonymous said...

TAR RETURNS!

Anonymous said...

I am glad Linux is so secure.....

"They are using the compromised DNS server to very accurately filter out who is going to visit the next stage Web server," Bureau said in an interview. "This means, for example, that security researchers will have a very hard time being served the same content as a victim. It makes the investigation and tracking this operation harder. They are trying to control every step along the way to make every visit very traceable but also very hard to recreate."

Impressive. Does Pogson know? Because he knows everything about security.

reddit hipster douche said...

BUT BUT BUT space dudes use linux on the space station... well sort of not really

Anonymous said...

@May 7, 2013 at 8:03 PM

"Deadwood Ted's Old Fashioned Ass Pickles" willbe in major grocery store chains come July. deadwood has been furiously shoving cucumbers up his ass to make quota.

Anonymous said...

Double Fine Runs out of money from their kickstarter, turns to Humble Bundle to raise enough to finish their stupid game

Anonymous said...

Fucking hipster game developers

Anonymous said...

Why is it always the Christian Metal singers that are trying to kill their wives? You never see that shit from Goth, Black Metal, Grind-Core, or Motörhead.

Anonymous said...

BUT BUT BUT space dudes use linux on the space station... well sort of not really

They use QNX.. you know, the Blackberry OS.

Anonymous said...

They use QNX.. you know, the Blackberry OS.

But if the astronauts aren't running Linux, how are they gonna tinker with the source code or change their window manager???

Anonymous said...

They eat the ass pickles. Then they can do everything.

Ass pickles in space.

Anonymous said...

GNU ass pickle

Anonymous said...

How to we make it fashionable to acknowledge this?

Anonymous said...

@ May 7, 2013 at 3:09 PM :

bro, do u even shove cucumbers up ur ass?

Hilarious meme usage. LHB has top quality meme generation and remixing. It's simple combinations like this that make it funny.

That's unlike Slashtardistan, which is insufferably retarded due to their completely decrepit memes, none of which were ever actually funny to begin with. Slashtards are still actively saying shit like "In Soviet Russia ..." , "Imagine a BeoWolf cluster of these" , and faggot ass Princess Bride quotes.

Slashdot will always be like a time capsule back to 1999. I don't think any of those retards ever moved beyond the millennium.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Why doesn't Linus et al just lay down the law and say "this is how you mix audio in Linux" and bundle whatever userland crap with the kernel.

Because Linux is too busy beign fucked by his wife's clitoris to bother with his own project.

Anonymous said...

I mean Torvalds.

Deadwood said...

Try my new Jenkem-Flavored Ass Pickles. They're 100% organic and aromatic. Coming soon to a Whole Foods store and deli shop near you!

Anonymous said...

The best Mountain Dew ad series ever gets banned by niggers and Liberal fags. America has gone to Hell.

Anonymous said...

Anyone remember the episode of 1000 Ways to Die, where that freetard hacked into his own pacemaker? He died because his room mate in the other room was getting his game on with a wireless control pad for his Playstation 2. As we all know, the PS2 just so happens to run on Linux. the freetard probably set the pacemaker to scan for open-source controller software, and unfortunately the Playstation 2 control pad gave stronger. Either way, the freetard won a Darwin Award that day. The way he died was freaking cool.

Anonymous said...

the freetard probably set the pacemaker to scan for open-source controller software, and unfortunately the Playstation 2 control pad gave stronger signals. Either way, the freetard won a Darwin Award that day. The way he died was freaking cool.

Anonymous said...

The best Mountain Dew ad series ever gets banned by niggers and Liberal fags

The irony? The ad was the brainchild of Tyler the Creator, probably the biggest IRL troll alive and a rapper (a skinny, black alpha, if you will).

Anonymous said...

Was it actually banned or did they just say that to get gullible reactionary twats to watch it?

Anonymous said...

Naive freetards still don't understand business realities.

Troll Guide said...

1) Pick a well written article that makes a few good points
2) Ignore those points and make a cynical/spurious criticism
3) Derail the discussion away from anything useful


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Anonymous said...

Tell your IT department to just use ArchLinux proprieturd!

Anonymous said...

Deadwood Ted's Limuted Edition Freeze-Dried Astronaut Ass Pickles will be going on sale for $4 a jar.

Anonymous said...


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Viva Web 2.0!

Anonymous said...

Finally, a Pong for the personal computer!

Viva Web 2.0!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, buddy, but the sardine-flavored competition outsells your poison pickles 69-fold. Better value for your money, and better-looking product. Just look at those gals pickle those cucumbers. Yummy.

Anonymous said...

LOL face.

Anonymous said...

May 8, 2013 at 6:42 AM :

Was it actually banned or did they just say that to get gullible reactionary twats to watch it?

Good point, and they probably did just say that shit to get people to watch it. Did you watch it? If so then they have succeeded with their plan. The ad is otherwise completely moronic, and I'm sure they spent some nice money on it. How else to get people to watch it or care about it other than try and manufacture some stupid outrage or controversy over it?

That's seriously one of the most annoying and unfunny ads I think I've ever seen. I'd heard about it but didn't ever see it until the previous poster posted the link. So I guess their strategy worked for me, because I clicked the god damn link, watched it, and here I am saying how idiotic it is!

Racist no, supremely retarded yes!

Anonymous said...

Was it actually banned or did they just say that to get gullible reactionary twats to watch it?

Good question. I don't know. Maybe it was part of a strategy like that. Mountain Dew had to know what they were getting into in the first place. Tyler is the one who made up, among other characters, a golfer that's a Tiger Woods parody who is constantly feuding with another golfer called "Phil Niggerson". He does real life race-trolling like this all the time so they had to know the deal. I bet blacks aren't even butthurt about it, seems like mainly SWPLs are.

Anonymous said...

Jesus deadwood, are you bored or something?

Anonymous said...

Niggers don't drink Mountain Dew. They drink malt liquor, Kool Aid or the cheap strawberry and grape soda-pops from the corner store or Family Dollar.

Anonymous said...

@May 8, 2013 at 8:36 AM

That's why Deadhead can't compete with the pussy pickles. He has to get a doctor to fish out his product, which is why it's so freaking expensive. The competition, on the other hand, has a more natural dispensing system, is more fun to use, and is an on-the-go snack. That's good product promotion.

Anonymous said...

"Organic" is just another way of saying, "I'm a lousy farmer who is too cheap to buy fertilizer and pesticides."

Anonymous said...

I want somma dat purple drank!

Anonymous said...

A 40 'o malt liquor and some ass pickles is duh best!

Anonymous said...

Let's say we were to drop those tough-talking Stormfront warriors and Niggermaniacs into the heart of Harlem or other large getto. How long will they survive, knowing that they are "superior" to the Negroes?

Anonymous said...

A 40 'o malt liquor and some ass pickles is duh best!

Nigga you gay. I can get 4 packs of pussy pickles AND the bitches that came with them. Get your downlow hide back to Studio 54.

Tyrone said...

muh dik

Anonymous said...

Fuck yo shit, nigga. Ass pickles an' chitlins be the best meal a nigga could axe fo.

Anonymous said...

Year of Linux Desktop! Year of Linux desktop! :guitar: :wank: :guitar:

Anonymous said...

I don't know why y'all be talkin' shit about Ubuntu, but it's all about unity and togetherness ans shit. Why y'all wanna keeps the brotha down, yo? Fuck y'all. Know wha' muh sayin?

Anonymous said...

We can all agree on the shit part. Shuttlecock seems to enjoy making random color palettes from photos of his own blood-stained constipated feces. God, Ubuntu's interface is ugly.

The answer is Linux, now what was the question? said...

Dude that looks like Stallman is of course a raving Loon.

Answers on a postcard.

Anonymous said...

7 Things To Do After Installing Ubuntu

1) Try in vain to get critical things like Internet, sound, and printing working.

2) Troll Linux Haters Blog via a Windows computer at the local internet cafe

3) Jerk off to furry porn or gay anal creampie tubes until being kicked out of said cafe

4) Realize that you're a worthless sack of shit with nothing to show for in life besides a collection of cum-stained Tux and GNU Bull plush toys.

5) Buy rat poison and Cheetos or other cheesy snack

6) Sprinkle rat poison onto Cheetos or other cheesy snack

7) Eat and wait for inevitable death.

Anonymous said...

You forgot "shove cucumbers up your ass as you make racist and homophobic posts".

Anonymous said...

Imagine the scene he'll cause in public by shoving cucumbers where the sun don't shine. He'll get booted out of the cafe before having a chance to download those shitting dicknippled hentai shemale fox-skunk hybrids.

Anonymous said...

Oh deadwood...

Anonymous said...

^ Faggot Fail

Anonymous said...

My goodness. Everyone knows the gay mind is weak and fragile. But this guy going on about "deadwood" for three days now just shows how badly it got to him. I think it permanently broke him.

Anonymous said...

Sure, deadwood.

Anonymous said...

My goodness. Everyone knows the gay mind is weak and fragile. But this guy going on about "deadwood" for three days now just shows how badly it got to him. I think it permanently broke him.

Shouldn't be a surprise. A man who's idea of getting lucky is taking a cock up the ass has to be mentally broken in the first place.

Anonymous said...

It seems deadwood and his sockpuppets have finally jouned this thread. He must be inbetween bottling up his ass pickles and mommy's tug job.

Anonymous said...

Knowing that he'll never reproduce without sticking his penis inside of a vagina is enough to shatter his diseased mind.

Anonymous said...

Sure, deadwood.

Anonymous said...

It seems deadwood and his sockpuppets have finally jouned this thread

Been waiting for three or four days for him to return, huh faggot? Bet he's been on your gay little brain all day and night. Constantly posting about him over and over. Guess you've found your dream man, right queer?

Anonymous said...

You were still responding to me in the old thread up to last night, deadwood. Guess you've started the furious F5 mashing in this thread now. How many gherkins have you fermented in your rectum so far today?

Anonymous said...

This post by Dieter is amusing in light of Linux Hater's post.


"It seems to me that somehow a major tenet of Linux has been overlooked:

CHOICE"

Anonymous said...

Linux gives you the choice to waste your time geting nothing done. Who can overlook that?

Anonymous said...

It also gives you the choice to dick punch a freetard.

Anonymous said...

Freetards are only good for rifle target practice, or ground up as dog food.

Anonymous said...

Shuttlecock's walled garden begins.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Shuttlecock's Garden an old text adventure game on the BBC Micro?

Anonymous said...

You were still responding to me in the old thread up to last night, deadwood. Guess you've started the furious F5 mashing in this thread now. How many gherkins have you fermented in your rectum so far today?

lol, schooled.

Also, didn't ReactOS guy do that a while ago? I remember jokingly calling him out as deadwood a long time ago, and him reacting immediately by logging-in and posting a load of denials.

The amount of circumstancial evidence that raceguy and his sockpuppets are ReactOS guy is mounting. *arched eyebrow*

Anonymous said...

Year of Loonix on devices! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Ability to make and receive calls and text messages

WOAH! Revolutionary!

Ability to update the phone without losing data

OMG! I bet most other phones don't have functionality as awesome as this!

Anonymous said...

Shuttlecock's walled garden begins.

Which is what proprietary software on linux really needs (see the Tribes 2 linux binary on a modern distribution), but this is canonical so it will be done half-assed.

Anonymous said...

OMG! I bet most other phones don't have functionality as awesome as this!

Well iPhones certainly don't.

Anonymous said...

Hi Guys I am 13 now and my uncle and w3schools helped me to learn php . I have created a small cms for linux haters and i need an android widget for my users to alert when something new happened . Will you help me to create an android widget which query my web api which return data in json . So will you help me ?

Anonymous said...

Well iPhones certainly don't.

0/10. You may consider yourself no longer invited to right for Linux Hater's Blog.

Anonymous said...

Why does the internet always downvote the facts?

Anonymous said...

Because the opinions of some teenybopper, feminist, mangina or freetard are a more accurate information source than facts.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, asshole.

Anonymous said...

Reality TV's success depends primarily on the physical and/or psychological pain of the subjects.

Hence why it's fun to watch people who obviously can't sing being humiliated on American Idol or other karaoke shows.

Anonymous said...

Why does the internet always downvote the facts?

Because the opinions of some twenty-something, misogynist, rapist, ReactOS and Reddit user are a more accurate information source than facts.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, asshole.

You're welcome, dipshit.

Anonymous said...

What's YOUR problem with ReactOS? It's the perfect replacement for Windows. It even has Windows 7 compatibility. Why pay when you can get it for free?

Anonymous said...

fuck off and take your broken shit with you

Anonymous said...

freetarded fuck

Anonymous said...

It even has Windows 7 compatibility.

Bwahahahahahahaha! *cough* *cough* Hahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

fuck off and take your broken shit with you

At least it's not Haiku, bitch. ReactOS can run any Windows program with the right plugins. That's way more than spouting stupid Japanese poems.

You're all butthurt because the alternatives are munching on fatass Microsoft's lunch.

Anonymous said...

Ok, asshole.

Anonymous said...

You're all butthurt because the alternatives are munching on fatass Microsoft's lunch.

I saw this and now I don't know whether to lol or sigh.

Anyway, good news chaps! ReactOS guy == raceguy == misogynist prick == man with cucumbers in azz == MIGUELSOFT.

The circle of memes is complete, the prophecy fulfilled. Now all we have to do is wait for the coming of TAR.

Anonymous said...

Duz on May 8, 2013 at 12:30 pm

Gnu/Linux is multi-tasking, multi-user, offering up to 36 work spaces and 200 open windows, concurrently, on each work space. That’s typical, to offer 7,200 windows, vs. the 4 in Microsoft, which cause system crash…

:trollface:

Anonymous said...

The many eyes appear to all blind.

Anonymous said...

The circle of memes is complete, the prophecy fulfilled. Now all we have to do is wait for the coming of TAR.

+5 funny

Perhaps we all need to start painting signs that read "The honey badger doesn't give a shit, neither should you" and start standing on busy street corners in our respective cities.

Miguel said...

Gringo, reactsoft no is same league as MiguelSoft.

Miguels gang find you now, even if you hiding behind many proxying server. First we keel your fam. Then we keel you. You are walk man deading, gringo.

Anonymous said...

MiguelSoft is best soft!

Typical Homosexual said...

So will you help me ?

Only if you will get your uncle to send naked photos of yourself to me.

Anonymous said...

reactosguy/deadwood furiously shoves cucumbers up his ass in reaction to Tar.

Anonymous said...

deadwood seeks out advice about whether to fuck hollowed-out bananas or cucumbers.

Anonymous said...

@May 8, 2013 at 9:40 PM

Holy shit, those massive arguments between the nametards and anon... it was all reactosguy?

Anonymous said...

(all reactosguy on the Anon side, I mean)

Anonymous said...

You better stay away from that uncle! Next thing you know he'll ask if he can help!!


+5 funny - great answer!

Nice find

Anonymous said...

... That means JoeMonco's sockpuppet (I've forgotten his name) was right about reactosguy deliberately trying to bring the blog down by posting racist garbage. LOL.

Anonymous said...

...wait, whose reactosguy?

Anonymous said...

Have you tried Arch?

Anonymous said...

Have you tried reactosguy?

Anonymous said...

Ttouché

Anonymous said...

@May 8, 2013 at 9:45 PM

He's now resorting to fucking bananas? A new product line to his ass cucumbers, or just plain desparation? Just last week he was bragging about fucking all the hot chicks in town with his 4 inch alpha micropeen.

Anonymous said...

Deadwood's Creamy Banana Dessert. Non-dairy and gluten-free.

Anonymous said...

That Isaac guy's suit from Dead Space looks too much like Boba Fett's armour. It's a wonder that George Lucas hasn't sued EA yet, like he did to the original Battlestar Galactica team.

Anonymous said...

The world belongs to open source. Microsoft has to die for the world to be free.

Anonymous said...

I'm an addict to porn and to masturbation. I have been masturbating since I was 12 and now I'm 22. I've done it at least once just about every day, except for a few streaks that I failed to carry on beyond three or four days. I've been reading about how excess masturbation depletes dopamine stores and also wires the brain into needing it to feel normal. I feel I've reached this stage, even swimming in a bit of depression as of late, and would really really like to get rid of this habit.

I plan on going for 15 days, then masturbating to NO PORN, then going for 30 days. I know it seems like nothing, 15 days, but it's a huge thing for me and I feel that I need to take small steps to achieve the bigger goal.

So, it's been 24hrs since I've masturbated and I'm feeling...

*I want to masturbate really, really badly. I deleted all my porn last night after my last session and I really want to download more, but I'm not. In fact, I got an erection typing up this post and my brain keeps coming up with excuses/reasons that I should masturbate. This is going to be interesting.

Anonymous said...

DAY TWO

It was easy today as I slept for most of the day and had to study for the rest of the day. I noticed that when I woke, I had an erection and it felt especially good to "flex it" (if that's the right word) I also figure that I don't want to post boring updates so I'm going to reveal a little back-story every day (might still be boring lol)...

BACKSTORY: When I used to masturbate, I would emulate the positions on the screen and I would often wank for hours on end (four/five hours using the stop-n-go method). However as of the past few months, I've been imagining that I'm watching someone else bang my imaginary wife. It's pretty weird and it's sort of messed with me a bit, but I'll get into that in future posts.

Anonymous said...

DAY THREE

I read for most of the day and saw some patient cases so that kept my mind off the habit. The evening wasn't so smooth though as I was constantly fighting the urge to stream some porn and I kept having to convince myself that even masturbating without porn would break the streak. So...successful for three days and counting!

Let me know if you want me to keep updating you on my progress.

Backstory: In 7th and 8th grade, I used to masturbate to pictures of girls on facebook. I never talked to a girl in middle school unless it was school related.

Anonymous said...

The many eyes appear to all blind.

Wow! A silly backdoor bug is all you have against Linux. Windows is one big Swiss cheese virus.

Anonymous said...


Porn is a capitalist ploy to divert the people from revolutionary struggle.

Deadwood said...

Calling all masturbators!

Deadwood Ted Corporation is looking for creamers in the expansion of Deadwood's Creamy Banana Dessert. Must be able to wank at least 3 times a day into ripe, microwaved bananas. Pornography (gay, straight, furry) and Vaseline will be provided free on site. Commission-based payment.

Apply now.

Anonymous said...

Porn is a capitalist ploy to divert the people from revolutionary struggle.

What? Could you repeat that again like 5 more times? I'm too busy watching your mom being deep fucked by Mandingo and his homeboys on your Confederate flag beach towel.

Anonymous said...

Wow! A silly backdoor bug is all you have against Linux. Windows is one big Swiss cheese virus.

Selective dns redirects are silly? Shit, son, you couldn't pull off something half as complicated as that.

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Anonymous said...

diagnosis ==> massive butthurt

Anonymous said...

Hey fuckface, stop relicensing code. kthxby.

Western Digital said...

Suck it, you freetarded fucks

Anonymous said...

I will piss on Bill Gates's grave. Fuck you and the whores that shat you, Microtards!

It's YOU who is butthurt because nobody likes your scam of an OS. Windows is the worst thing ever to hit computing. It is a plague and an abomination!

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows Windows is an piece of junk that will never survive after 2015. All our needs will be met by open-source gadgets.

Your days are numbered, Ballmer and Gates.

Anonymous said...

People are STILL using that shit browser Internet Exploder? Firefox and Chrome should have bulldozed that virus by now. Windrones are stubborn bastards who ignore their own demise.

Anonymous said...

The world belongs to Linux. The world wants Linux to succeed and there's not a fucking thing you proprieturds can do about it.

Suck on that, slaves!

Anonymous said...

Slaves? God fuckin' A damnit! We are slaves! We get to use our hardware the way it was intended. Those bastards!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

If you don’t want to have a child then you better limit your excuses. As vulgar as it may sound, sometimes there are only a few options in life, so you must avoid all potential margins of error. The road to success is not paved with having responsibilities of children and your future wife to be. This is a somewhat lonely journey that you must take by yourself and those you love will be able to celebrate with you after.

Anonymous said...

diagnosis ==> massive butthurt

Anonymous said...

If you don’t want to have a child then you better limit your excuses. As vulgar as it may sound, sometimes there are only a few options in life, so you must avoid all potential margins of error. The road to success is not paved with having responsibilities of children and your future wife to be. This is a somewhat lonely journey that you must take by yourself and those you love will be able to celebrate with you after.

Fuck off, Stallman.

Anonymous said...

@May 9, 2013 at 3:11 AM

We'd be banging hookers more often if it weren't for the Women's Suffrage movement. Damn lesbians ruined it all for us.

Anonymous said...

Stupid Wintards. Hardware is not meant to be infested with viruses and malware. Linux brings purity of code to computing.

Anonymous said...

Microsoft makes you THINK you're using hardware. That's a lie. Windows takes away your right to privacy and leaks your personal information to evil people.


You are a slave when you use Microshit. You just don't know it. Linux frees your mind from brainwashing.

Anonymous said...

But hey, if you proprieturds love to get wallet-raped by Microsuck that's your problem. Just don't come to me begging for spare change on the street.

Anonymous said...

Windrones are predictable as shit. They try to find Linux viruses where there are none. They wail and gnash like a dying horse.

All the thousand$ spent on Microfuck Office and Windoze CDs and DVDs over the years. They could have saved money by just downloading Linux.

Now who is butthurt again?

Anonymous said...

I hope they put a urinal on Bill Gates's grave. That way all the ripped off customers get to piss on him for once.

Anonymous said...

Chrome? That piece of shit that I keep finding people using when their Internet or printing isn't working? Who have no fucking idea tat they are using chrome, no idea what chrome is and no idea how it got on to their system and made itself default browser?

Chrome IS a virus.

I blame MiguelSoft

It no bueno. No means yes, yes means anal, anal means MiguelSoft

Anonymous said...

i really don't use Windows because i'm scared of retaliation/retribution from the OMGUbuntu crowd. there, i said it. i'm scared like a little bitch. i'll lose all my friends.

Anonymous said...

LOL and double LOL.

Anonymous said...

Question asked 7 years ago?

Uh oh - looks like someone else invented ass pickles first.

Better check for existing trademarks, patents, and the like, Ted

Anonymous said...

Right thing! These version are old enough now, and there is a good 13.04 too

Anonymous said...

<a href="LOL</a>:

"Update to Windows 8. It will be supported for 10 years."

+2 -11

Diagnosis: Butthurt.

Cunty McTooFuckinLazyToMakeLink said...

http://i4.minus.com/i2mTpNFh0ltGe.jpg

Anonymous said...

AHAHAA, I fucked the link up, what a retard.

Here.

Ripped White Alpha said...

Ripped White Alpha:

10.04 was great, but 11.10 was the worst ubuntu version ever! nevermind, I'm Mint now

Bitches like my Mint, it make their pussy wet

Freetard Fred said...

Use Arch Linux. It will always be supported.

Anonymous said...

>Linux user
>alpha

lolwut?

Unregistered Sex Offender said...

It's just statutory rape. It's not like I grabbed her and dragged her into an alley. Well, actually I did. But still...

Anonymous said...

Still upset about your wireless not working?

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Bash, you esoteric pile of shit.

Honestly, is there no way to stop the double-quotes in a variable being expanded? I need them in an argument for a function, you absolute shitlord, arsehole, anus-breathed pile of colon cancer.

Anonymous said...

Of course, the standard Freetard answer is to split the arguments you're sending to the command (I meant command, not function above) and wrap them separately in double-quotes.

So your script ends up littered with superfluous variables to work around how shitty Bash is.

And I'm not even going to start on Unix's shitty file permissions that mean I'm having to run rsync as root on the server. FUCK UNIX.

Anonymous said...

To escape your quotes just add rm -rf ~/ before hand.

Anonymous said...

To escape your quotes just add rm -rf ~/ before hand.

Thanks, I'll try it now!

But seriously, I did actually try escaping the quotes with a backslash, but it still didn't fucking work. If there is a way to make it work, it's so fucking esoteric that Bash is still shit IMO.

Anonymous said...

having to run rsync

rsync. You just gave me a horrible flashback, brah. Fuck Unix indeed.

Anonymous said...

-e is the escape character...

echo "\101"
101
echo -e "\101"
A

I hate you for making me remember that.

Anonymous said...

LOL. We are all going to need group therapy now. Like remembering suppressed abuse.

PulseAudio is awesome said...

Check out what Linux can do that no M$ Window$ $ystem can! Even when installing proprietary game$ $oftware (becau$e the free game$ all $uck).

LOLOLOL M$ Winblow$ $uck$ :guitar: :guitar: :jizz: :jizz: :guit...

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Anonymous said...

@May 9, 2013 at 2:48 PM

I couldn't work out, by Stallman's beard, why this shit didn't work. Checked the man page and found it has to be in octal *rolleyes*.

echo -e "\0101"
A

Anonymous said...

To quote an installation script:

"Fuck it, I'll do it in Perl, sh drives me nuts"

Anonymous said...

@ May 9, 2013 at 3:00 PM

Did they steal that from tcsh?

Anonymous said...

Ever checked out freetards on LinkedIn? People I know doing actual real work on things like "microcontrollers" have...3-4 endorsements with them, but people who I know have only maybe installed Linux, have 20 or so endorsements for "linux".

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Anonymous said...

All his musicals sound the same

Anonymous said...

And how long has Philip Glass been writing the same damn piece of music??

daaaa DAAAA daaaa DAAAA daDAdaDADDADADADaA

Anonymous said...

80% of web servers run linux

Anonymous said...

stick them apples in your pipe and eat it

Anonymous said...


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