Monday, May 6, 2013

An old gem...

... which apparently I missed completely:

http://www.redhat.com/archives/rhl-devel-list/2008-January/msg00861.html

> Linux is about choice.

If I could only have one thing this year, it would be to eliminate that
meme from the collective consciousness.  It is a disease.  It strangles
the mind and ensures you can never change anything ever because someone
somewhere has OCD'd their environment exactly how they like it and how
dare you change it on them you're so mean and next time I have friends
over for Buffy night you're not invited mom he's sitting on my side
again.

As a consumer, yes, you have lots of choices in which Linux you use.
This does not mean Linux is in any sense _about_ choice, any more than
because there are so many kinds of cars you can buy that cars are about
choice.

The complaints up-thread about juju and pulse are entirely valid, but
the solution is not to try to deliver two things at once.  If you try to
deliver both at once you have to also deliver a way of switching between
the two.  Now you have three moving parts instead of one, which means
the failure rate has gone up by a factor of _six_ (three parts, and
three interactions).  We have essentially already posited that we have
insufficient developer effort to have 100%-complete features at ship
time, so asking them to take on six times the failure rate when they're
already overburdened is just madness.  Alternatively, we could say that
we're integrating features too rapidly, but you do that at the expense
of goal 1, to be the showcase for the latest and greatest in free
software.

Software is hard.  The way to fix it is to fix it, not sweep it under
the rug.

There is a legitimate discussion to be had about where and how we draw
the line for feature inclusion, about how we increase and formalize our
testing efforts, and about how we develop and deploy spike solutions for
corner-case problems like the one device class that juju happens to do
worse than the old stack.  But the chain of logic from "Linux is about
choice" to "ship everything and let the user chose how they want their
sound to not work" starts with fallacy and ends with disaster.

- ajax

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Anonymous said...

I recently read that around 80% of all current web servers are still running some form of Ubuntu; and that is because it is cheap.

Ubuntu comes with X-Windows already integrated, installed, and working which makes the user interface icon driven and presents a friendly interface for the casual user.

Ubuntu and Amateur Radio go hand in hand.

The argument over Ubuntu vs Windows focuses on issues such as Ease of Use, Radio Interface, and whether Simple is Best.

As Linux is Free, and the Ubuntu version inexpensive, one can keep the Options Open, and Linux users report many Linux Advantages, superlative Features, and Installation ease. Linux on CD is now available, and supports an MS Office Clone, but Applications are limited.

Last, Ubuntu out benchmarks Windows 8 by a margin of 4 to 1.

Anonymous said...

Don't fight, switch: the Nokia Lumia 920

Anonymous said...

This is Free, Just Like Linux

Anonymous said...

So is this but I won't click it.

Anonymous said...

vendors will not serve unruly customers

Anonymous said...

Don't fight, switch: the Nokia Asha 501

Anonymous said...

FUCK, no-one told me there was a DOOM movie... with The Rock?! Watching that shit now, it's gonna be AWESOME.

And by 'awesome' I mean shit but funny (better than Prometheus then, since that was just shit).

Anonymous said...

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE!

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Andrew Lloyd Webber.

lol, Andrew Lloyd Webber: almost as bad as Bash.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Google, I'm not paying for YouTube.

Hurr Durrden said...

Fuck you you fucking fuck!

Anonymous said...

Not paying a single penny

Anonymous said...

Not paying a single penny

Nigga, wut? Who the fuck is going to pay Youtube?! There's nothing on there but shit, I know, I watch it lots.

Anonymous said...

Half Life 2 Linux Beta, suck on it meh proprieturds. Can't be bothered.

Anonymous said...

Is Larabel fucking with people using adblock? Or is phoronix just fucked?

Anonymous said...

What's worse than Sonic The Hedgehog fanatics? My Little Pony fags! They call themselves "bronies", and their pedo porn is infesting the Net like a flu outbreak.

Damn furries ruin kids cartoons.

Anonymous said...

NIGGERS ARE TAKING OVER JAPAN! JAPAN IS REALLY FUCKED!!!.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off, Raceguy.

Anonymous said...

My Little Pony fags!

Even Encyclopedia Dramatica has noticed them. Twice.

Anonymous said...


Bitcoin now officially mainstream

Hipsters to now pay kids allowances in Litecoin.


Captcha: Stuagi.. simply because it is a portmanteau of Stu and Agi ????

Linux is unstable but that's ok said...

See the thing is you never see these kinds of bugs reported let's say in windows so you may think that windows is more stable. But that's because it's closed source. This, being open source, we see bugs like these daily and you get the impression that ext4 is shit when it's actually pretty good.

Cool, so supposedly stable ext4 in a supposedly stable kernel corrupting data is fine, because Windows may have unknown corruption bugs that we can't see (and haven't been seen in the wild, unlike this).

Anonymous said...

Awesomely helpful advice later in that thread:
Start to worry only if you get a fsck exit with errorcode not ORed with 4 -- i.e., a 'human intervention required' fsck -- or if you get a clean filesystem followed by ext4 assertion failure messages or -EIOs at runtime.
WTF!?!

UseObtuseUserMessages(TM)

Anonymous said...

See! A Windows bug nearly fucked up a Las Vegas hotel. Good thing he survived the elevator nightmare.

This is why people need to swithch to Linux. Windows can get people killed.

Anonymous said...

How much blood is on Bill Gate's hands because of Windows glitches? I'll bet people probably died in hospitals because of blue screens and Windows viruses fucking up ER machines.

Microsoft is a Satanic murderous Mafia racket.

Anonymous said...

Bronies love ponies, yo.

Anonymous said...

@ May 10, 2013 at 3:01 AM

Fake.

Anonymous said...

Fix your goddamned broke-ass line-endings you fucking turds!

Anonymous said...

Freetards and furfags are a selfish bunch. When they hold their conventions, do they never take into account who will clean up after them? Those cleaners are exposed to dried semen, feces, anal blood, furry lint, Linux DVD fragments and other dangerous biohazards when they try to sterilize the bathrooms, elevators, convention floors, hotel rooms and kids play areas. These poor souls dread the day when Linuxfest, Anthrocon, or the Google Summer of Code comes into town. Pity the hotel cleaners, not the butthurt Slashtard who raves about Windows XP, or the brony who claims he's the reincarnation of Pinkheart Yiffytrot.

Anonymous said...

Mark Shuttleworth is the Steve Jobs of open source. Everybody hated Jobs, but he made Apple THE must-have brand. Mark is doing the exact same thing with Linux.

Ubuntu Phone will be the next iPhone. Fast, easy to use and 100% free.

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 4:38 AM

+2 Insightful

Anonymous said...

Ubuntu Phone will be the next iPhone. Fast, easy to use and 100% free.

Just like how Best Buy is sellings all those Oombooboo TVs that were coming out last fall?

Anonymous said...

If OS'es were women;

Linux would be the perfect 10 supermodel that does charity work,

MacOS would be the uppercrust snobby girl that used Daddy's money for implants and plastic surgery,

Windows would be the STD-riddled crack whore that charges $100 for a blowjob

Anonymous said...

You may consider yourself no longer invited to write for Linux Haters Blog.

Anonymous said...

You may consider yourself no longer invited to write for Linux Haters Blog.

Because it's true that Linux is superior to Windows? Got a problem with that, Microslave? Get off Ballmer's dick.

Anonymous said...

Undeniable proof that white and mixed-race South Africans are smarter than black people. Look at those crowds of rocket scientists in Cape Town!

Anonymous said...

Shuttleworth would be so proud.

Linux haz corrupted teh data said...

Freetard expects Ubuntu to work and is surprised when partition gets fucked up by built-in utilities.

Anonymous said...

My Little Pony fags!

Even Encyclopedia Dramatica has noticed them. Twice.


+5 informative
+5 disturbing

I now know a new term: bronies.

Fuck, seriously, that's got to be about the creepiest thing I've ever seen!

Anonymous said...

Well there's the problem, they didn't use GParted, they used 'Wincest' or some shit.

Frankly if something has 'win' in the title, be afraid, because it's probably related to Windows. This was probably a plot to make Linux look bad.

Anonymous said...

Undeniable proof that white and mixed-race South Africans are smarter than black people. Look at those crowds of rocket scientists in Cape Town!

My IQ just dropped by 30 points. Thanks, asshole.

Anonymous said...

ATMs running Winders hacked and $45 million stolen.

Anonymous said...

See! I TOLD you Windows is shit! Now some terrorist group is 45million bucks richer. All thanks to Microshit. This is EXACTLY why Linux is better.

Of course you butthurt Wintards will deny the truth.

Anonymous said...

I hope some of you lost money from your Windoze-powered accounts you stupid Microfucks. Keep telling people that Linux sucks. I dare you.

My bank uses a customized Debian distro. Never gonna get hacked.

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is that palincest ships with Ubuntu whereas gparted has to be installed. I'm glad that the many eyes tested everything so thoroughly.

And what the fuck is with that name? Why isn't it just called Disk Utility or gDisk gUtility or some shit?

Anonymous said...

Troll harder, freetard.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, as with the other ext4 fuckups they'll just call it an edge case and be done with it.

Anonymous said...

If gambling is about entertainment, then where's the fun in losing $50 within 4 minutes on a slot machine, without getting a single winning combo? If people want to be entertained, they go watch movies.

Anonymous said...

SHITTING DICKNIPPLES OR GTFO

Anonymous said...

Palincest sounds like a cousin-fucking orgy with Sarah Palin. Freetards don't know how stupid their programs sound because they don't interact with the real world.

Anonymous said...

The vast majority of gamblers playing slots are elderly women with nothing else to do.

Linux Sucks said...

Put out the bait and the freetards will bite.

Anonymous said...

How can they have nothing to do? They should be baking cookies for grandkids instead of blowing their inheritence trying to get that Super Mega Progressive jackpot which is unlikely to appear anyway.

Anonymous said...

Shuttleworth has to be a furry. What else explains his obsession with rhyming animal names in every new version of Ubuntu. I can guess the latest version will be Twatty Tiger or some other cliched name.

Anonymous said...

The banks really deserve to get fucked. After all, they fucked us over by gambling with our money on "speculations" and giving the crooks golden parachutes. Why nobody has hired assassins to take out those bastards yet is a mystery.

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 8:44 AM

Because they're old and lonely.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who likes Justin Beiber is a retarded fag. especially the guy who made Justin Beiber Linux. *shudder*

Anonymous said...

bro, do u even use arch linux?

Anonymous said...

Arch? Are you gay? Real men roll their own distros from scratch.

Anonymous said...

The slot grannies don't have grandkids because 40 years ago, they said that families were male phallic tools of female oppression.

Anonymous said...

4 out of 5 grannies agree that Winders sucks and Arch Linux is the best.

Anonymous said...

ReactOS is the best OS.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Reactard.

Anonymous said...

Whoever programmed slot bonus rounds to sometimes pay a whopping ZERO deserves a bullet in his head.

Anonymous said...

Haiku and AtheOS are the best.

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 9:14 AM

Sorry, brah, that was me.

Eric W. Schwartz said...

AROS beats them all by a mile, because it's Amiga-based. I drew that catgirl mascot naked for your fapping pleasure.

Anonymous said...

I'd but an Amiga X1000 just because PowerPC aseembly is fun. But you can't currebtly buy them.

Eric W. Schwartz said...

Ah! A fellow amigo. What is your opinion of my famous webcomic, Sabrina Online?

Anonymous said...

I wish to cum in your mum.

Anonymous said...

Your comic sucks, furfag.

Anonymous said...

This page looks best at 16 or 24 bit color, 800x600 resolution or better. Last updated April 30, 2013.

LOL.

Anonymous said...

Even that kike Howard Stern hates furries too. Click to hear his interview with some of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RSuCLXARA4.

Anonymous said...

Why do you all hate Mark Shuttleworth so much? He just wants to bring technology to everyone. What is so wrong with that?

Anonymous said...

Because he picked the wrong OS to fulfill his grand vision.

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 9:51 AM

The comments by butthurt horsefuckers are comedy gold.

Anonymous said...

Furries try to turn beastiality into a civil right.

Most important bug ever said...

The boot penguin has changed. I can't jerk off whilst I'm waiting for my 386 to boot up any more because the new one is too scary. :arghh: :arghh:

Anonymous said...

If Linux was a woman, I'd fuck her every which way and cum like a porn star.

Anonymous said...

Extended version of Howard Stern's brony interview here, complete with dramatic hatemail and comprisons with Comic-Con.

Anonymous said...

I'm never watching cartoons again. Thanks for raping my childhood memories, asshole.

Anonymous said...

You watched my little pony as a kid? What a fag...

Anonymous said...

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat -- fuck yeah!

Anonymous said...

Extended version of Howard Stern's brony interview here, complete with dramatic hatemail and comprisons with Comic-Con.

Stuttering fuck I thought you guys were trolling with fake links. These people are real.

The human race must die now, there's no other way. Sorry.

RIPPED BLACK ALPHA said...

Because he picked the wrong OS to fulfill his grand vision.

SO WUT NIGGA.U GOT A PROBLEM WIT DAT

Anonymous said...

If Linux was a woman you'd be taking it up the ass every 6 months regularly and be afraid to ask to fuck her any other time because it would be a crapshoot whether she's in the mood to fill her hole or yours.

Much less painful to just shove cucumbers up you ass.

Anonymous said...

You watched my little pony as a kid? What a fag...

Nope. I watched Care Bears. At least it had a plot.

Anonymous said...

Still makes you a faggot.

Anonymous said...

Undeniable proof that white and mixed-race South Africans are smarter than black people. Look at those crowds of rocket scientists in Cape Town!

Who else is sick of wise-ass hosts/interviewers trying to be oh so clever all the time? How about I shove that black mic up his ass?

Anonymous said...

At least there's no porn of My Pet Monster. Yet.

Anonymous said...

Wanna bet?

Anonymous said...

WebM/VP8 is such a train-wreck, yet for some reason the freetards still can't see it.

It's not free from patents, it's inferior to the standard h.264 and hardly anything except a few recent mobile phone chips can decode it in hardware. It is such a shitty choice compared to using h.264, and now that h.264 and VP8 are equal in terms of licencing, why the fuck would anything choose to keep using it (other than for support in the freetard browser - the one developed on the back of thousands of dollars of donations can't even decode MP3)

Anonymous said...

Not into that shit myself, but Howard Stern and his dumbass sidekicks are a bunch of boring judgemental fuckers ain't they?

"Comiccon is bad, mmmkay?"
"Furries are bad, mmmkay?"

The entire show seemed to be about how anything not normal == bad. Are the people who listen to Howard Stern desperately in need of validation or wut?

Anonymous said...

Furfag spotted

Anonymous said...

"Furfag spotted"

Meh, that's an easy get-out excuse. It's quite possible to not like Howard Stern or comics/my little pony.

I'm just not that worried about moralising or looking down on what other people are doing, as long as they aren't harming anyone.

You might have a point that furries, cloppers and so on have invaded online forums like /b/, but on here the conversation was started (and carried on) by you.

Anonymous said...

Sure, furfag.

Anonymous said...

Howard Stern only condones socially acceptable forms of deviant behaviour, like shoving cucumbers up his ass or having niggers fuck our wives

Anonymous said...

deadwood was on a few days promoting his new Cajun-style ass pickles. Even Robin and Howard shoved cucumbers up their ass.

Anonymous said...

Sure, furfag.

What a cop-out. :/

Anonymous said...

Sure, furfag.

Anonymous said...

Samsung are launching an Ubuntu Phone! Suck on that, proprieturds!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sure, furfag.

Right-oh, ReactOStwat

Anonymous said...

ReactOS? You mean that shitty OS that can't even run Windows XP apps? Yeah, brag, that's totally me.

Anonymous said...

Brah*

Anonymous said...

Are the people who listen to Howard Stern desperately in need of validation or wut?

Thank idiotic, low-IQ American car commuters for his success. Each day, low-brow blue-collar workers would drive their shitty cars to work, listening to Howard Stern.

Anonymous said...

ReactOS? You mean that shitty OS that can't even run Windows XP apps? Yeah, brag, that's totally me.

Correct, it is you. Isn't it time for you to log-in, claim it's a co-incidence and defend your honour? Or did you cotton-on that might be a bad idea when we called you out for it the last time?

Anonymous said...

Aussie brah in here?

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 12:12 PM

Defend ReactOS/race guy? You best be joking, nigga.

Anonymous said...

Haiku may be a "modern" OS but it's font rendering looks like Windows 95. It makes it look so dated.

Anonymous said...

What caused BeOS to fail? It was a viable alternative to Linux back then, and worked right out of the box. Was it poor marketing that killed it?

Anonymous said...

If you listen to the BeTards it was Microsoft. In reality, it just wasn't that great. It also couldn't at first be run on bog standard hardware. It didn't get ported to x86 until after the BeBox flopped majorly.

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 12:17 PM

lol, sure.

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 12:43 PM

Still butthurt, fur boy? No, I'm not your yiff buddy ReactOS guy.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone listen to that interview and notice Stern laughing at all the dumb names they have for things: "brony" "clopper" and such?

LOL @ ReactOS guy using Howard Stern, then going around using words like "furfag", showing himself to be just as bigger saddo as the people at comiccon and that my little pony conference.

Okay, I've had enough of Reactsoft Baiting for today, sorry for not hating Linux more guys.

Anonymous said...

Why? It makes no sense!

Anonymous said...

If calling me ReactOSGuy gets you off, fur boy, go ahead. Believe whatever you need to to wank your micropeen. BTW, didn't you claim I was going to sign in as him to defend myself?

Anonymous said...

"Gabe Newell, co-founder and managing director of Valve, will talk about the company's reasons for switching to Linux."

Suck on ... eh, meh, whatever. Gabe Newell's doing a keynote at Linux Conference.

Anonymous said...

People still use Linux? Are they retarded?

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately so. A lot of freetards lived under power lines and ate paint chips as kids.

Anonymous said...

Apparently Gabe Newell uses Linux, is he retarded? (serious) (no homo)

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be funny if Google says, "Fuck it!" and guts Android to replace the "Linux" innards with something else that they've cooked up, or a BSD variant? Might as well, now that the company has enough programmers and interface jockeys on board to do that job without a problem.

Tyrone said...

Why the nigga always has to die in movies? That's raycist and shit.

Anonymous said...

Because you fucked the white guy's wife.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Arch fans, but this poll says Debian is clearly worth saving during the apocalypse, which will conveniently happen next Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

Why? It makes no sense!

Theft deterrent.

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 1:19 PM

But that would piss off the Linux community which rests its argument on Android being Linux. Not that they use Android anyway.

Dieter said...

It is unlikely that I can continue to operate this website without your help. My funds are nearing the point where I will become financially depleted and simply will cease to operate and worse without income will require Welfare assistance to live. With your help, I can continue to survive and serve this important advocacy.

Funding this campaign will allow me to devote myself full-time to all aspects of operation and projects growing the site's advocacy and scope of visibility around the world

I truly believe that with your help, this site can make a real difference advancing Linux and free software throughout the world.

Please help me survive.

Anonymous said...

wot nobody wanna save justin bieber linux :^<

Anonymous said...

I would rather have as many distros as possible than a limited amount. Some people complain about one and enjoy another, I love 'em ALL! Even the ones I don't use have something to contribute!

How about exterminating the freetards who use the other 799 shittier distros, and keep the 3 or 4 that might have potential?

Anonymous said...

Dieter should mine ass pickles.

Anonymous said...

How many failed fundraisers is Dieter going to start?

Anonymous said...

These fundraiser campaigns are a scam. The recepients will blow the money in Vegas like the freetard who whined about the casino elevator's Windows XP error.

Anonymous said...

Dieter wants that 30 room mansion with a private stable and mini vineyard. It's not gonna pay itself, so every donation dollar counts.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I am not going to pay you to ban people that you disagree with.

Anonymous said...

I am starting a new hobby site, calling it The Crazy Linux Advocate Watch (or The CLAW), a site which tracks claims made in COLA, Roy's site, and Dietrich's site for their crazy or unsupported claims, conspiracy theory nonsense, etc. Let them meet The CLAW and see if and how they respond!

Furry freetard challenging Dieter. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

Dieter is eating catfood because linux users are so fucking cheap. WE MUST SAVE DIETER!!!

Anonymous said...

Whose ass did he pluck that $10k figure from?

I have a VPS with 600GB monthly traffic that costs me about $15 a month. If it's a Linux VPS then there are no software costs (that's the whole point right, cos Micro$oft and making money is evil).

I'd be surprised if a site of such limited interest comes close to that, let alone some of the higher plans available.

So the question is - why the fuck does he need so much money for his hobby site?

Anonymous said...

I think the translation of his pan handling is:
"This has nothing to do with Linux, or running costs for the site, but I didn't bother to put aside any money and now that I've retired, I'm totally skint".

Boo fucking hoo. Get a cardboard sign and sit on 5th Avenue. Better yet go and raid the trash cans down near Wall Street for tourist gyro and burger leftovers.

Anonymous said...

Front Page news in South Africa

Anonymous said...

Boo fucking hoo. Get a cardboard sign and sit on 5th Avenue.

I would suggest Beverly Blvd. Just off Santa Monica, them Beverly Hills turds will sometimes give you $10,000 just to go away.

Plus the weather is nicer.

Anonymous said...

Moronix wouldn't let me an advertisement for Dieter... that bastard larabel wants Dieter to eat catfood!

Anonymous said...

Dieter will make way more money wearing a cardboard sign on the street than pleading to freetards. Begging is very, VERY lucrative. With the right gimmicks and sales pitches, he can make that money in 2 weeks!

Anonymous said...

@May 10, 2013 at 1:35 PM

Oh man, I hope this is a troll started by Linux Haters. Holy fuck, that would earn the instigator a year of 80% off hooker groupons (and possibly jail for fraud)... but fuck that, think of the lulz and the hooker groupons!

Anonymous said...

So the question is - why the fuck does he need so much money for his hobby site?

Because he has no job and wants to make a comfortable living by raising money and writing useless Linux advocacy articles.

His wife should get a divorce ASAP.

Anonymous said...

DON'T LET DIETER EAT CATFOOD!!!! PAY HIM NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

That guy who attacked Justin Bieber should have carried a knife with him. He had a 3-second opportunity to stab him a few times. Wouldn't mind enjoying his fans crying over his funeral.

Anonymous said...

Dieter's wife might not get anything out of the divorce. The old freetard probably took a loan out of his house for the Linux cause.

Anonymous said...

Basic math says you are wrong.

Anonymous said...

Basic math says Dieter must do the herd a favor and walk into the forest to die.

Anonymous said...

On the contrary, after he was tackled by the bodyguard, he still was within reach of Justin for a couple of seconds.

Anonymous said...

Never mind.

Anonymous said...

What brand of cat food is Dieter eating? Some brands are gourmet fare that are much better in quality than Spam and Armour canned meat

Anonymous said...

Real beggars eat from the trash.

Anonymous said...

I'd ask him which brand he eats but I was banned from posting there.

Anonymous said...

I can't even downvote him anymore. That bastard!

Anonymous said...

Most likely he's eating organic pet food or the Hill's Science Diet.

If Dieter really was desperate, he could just buy whatever is at Dollar General or Big Lots.

Anonymous said...

In fact, they've got an advertised 2 for $3 special on Whiskas cat food Dollar General right now! Dieter had better bulk buy for those lean times ahead.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for Dietrich, if only he had done an MCSE. :(

Anonymous said...

I don't. If you are stupid enough to base your "business" on linux you get what you deserve.

Anonymous said...

Especially when you expect freetards to give you money for writing stupid articles.

Anonymous said...

A surprising balanced article about Linux's flaws by Ken Stark.

Anonymous said...

Why is it his fault he fell prey to predatory Freetards? That's like saying Ariel Castro's victims are at fault for him kidnapping them and torturing them in his basement.

I think we can (and should) all agree that the international Freetard menace needs to be stopped before it claims more lives, like Dietrich's.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, Ken Stark quoted hairyfeet.

The trifecta is nearly complete; soon The Prophet Miguel (peas be upon him) will return to cleanse us all of our sins.

Gringos will pray to TAR for their salvation, but it is too late. For The Prophet Miguel's thirst for vengeance is mighty and the cretin Stark has evoked the name of the one with the feet with hair.

Woe to your wives who will be turned into prostitutes for black kernel developers!

Woe to those who worship The Prophet Miguel in the High Places!

Woe to us all! For we shall wrap ourselves in sackcloth and weep!

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Anonymous said...

It seems Herkimer, NY has few places where Dieter can get cat food cheap. All the town has is Kmart, Dollar Tree, and Dollar General. He has to drive to Utica, where all the decent discount stores are. Not an option when he's a panhandling cheapskate.

Anonymous said...

The term "podcasting" was first mentioned by Ben Hammersley in The Guardian newspaper in a February 2004 article, along with other proposed names for the new medium. It is a portmanteau of the words "pod" —from iPod— and "broadcast".

Anonymous said...

Whoever came up with the idea of a Fleshlight must have had a fetish for torches. Must have been inspired by the Japanese, who are already fucking pastry products, tin cans and squid.

Anonymous said...

Dougman, freetard, owner of Jet-Computing and esteemed Mr. Pogson contributor, on testing IT prospective IT employees:

Kinda off subject, but rather pertinent. One of my customers, asked me about hiring a full-time resident IT dude and how would they qualify that?

1. I said, have him/her build a machine from scratch onsite. Basically, buy a new computer, tear it down to it’s basic components and wipe the drive.

2. Wipe the drive on a laptop, and disconnect the display cable from the screen.

Explain this to the prospective new-hire beforehand, that they are being timed and the result should be fully functional computers with an office suite, ready to go.

Ultimately, the winner was a young female that installed Ubuntu and Libreoffice AND repaired/fixed/restored both machines in under an hour.

Anonymous said...

Definitely have a look at Jet-Computing's service offerings. All relying on Windows, of course.

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Anonymous said...

Kinda off subject, but rather pertinent. One of my customers, asked me about hiring a full-time resident IT dude and how would they qualify that?

1. I said, have him/her build a machine from scratch onsite. Basically, buy a new computer, tear it down to it’s basic components and wipe the drive.

2. Wipe the drive on a laptop, and disconnect the display cable from the screen.

Explain this to the prospective new-hire beforehand, that they are being timed and the result should be fully functional computers with an office suite, ready to go.

Ultimately, the winner was a young female that couldn't use a computer but had big tits.


FTFY

Anonymous said...

I was hoping the new Darkstalkers game would be a 3D cartoon-style game like Marvel vs Capcom 3. Instead, I see the same low-res sprites from 1995. And I'm expected to pay $60 for THAT? How many much processing power and RAM will be used to display those 640x480 resolution sprites? And how is that going to stop piracy, when I can just download an emulator and ROMs of the entire Darkstalkers series which barely take up 70MB combined? Fuck the gaming industry.

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Anonymous said...

Strawberry and Mocha ass... mmmmm.... Does it come with pickles?

Anonymous said...

Dunno, but someone could use Professor Phardtpounders(TM) Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce for that cucumber problem.

Anonymous said...

Jussipussi is a Finnish pastry product. Seriously, what is going on in that country. First, they give us Linux, now they make dinner rolls with vaginal yeast.

Anonymous said...

Linux is cheaper than Windows because the distro has everything. Why pay extra for a stupid office suite?

Windrones are zombies that will do anything puppetmaster Ballmer says.

Anonymous said...

All the Linux bugs you Microfucks nitpick DO NOT AFFECT THE OS. Windows is frikking Swiss cheese because it still uses 3X, 9X and NT code. I can take down a Windows 8 machine with 15 year old viruses

Anonymous said...

Windows is at its death bed. Nobody likes MetroFAIL. People are not fooled by Windows Vista Service Pack 3. They're tired of paying every year for the same shit.

Anonymous said...

Linux will always deliver quality when it's needed. More people appreciate Linux being free too. Easy to download and install within an hour.

All those naysayers who spread FUD about Linux being hard to use are just noobs who tried Debian or other elite distros first.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to Wine Linux can run any Windows program better than the real thing. Linux gaming is faster with Steam.

With the best things in life bein free, why be trapped behind the Windows prison. Smash the glass of greed and be free!

Anonymous said...

Typical freetards working hard to make Linux desktop-friendly.

Anonymous said...

Typical freetards working hard to Linux desktop-friendly.

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Anonymous said...

Linux is better than having a life *shoves 2 cucumbers up ass*

LOL Americans said...

A Florida woman explained to cops that she stabbed her boyfriend after he purposefully passed gas in her general direction.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, told police that she was watching TV Tuesday night in the Immokalee home she shares with Willie Butler, her boyfriend of six years. Burns advised that, at one point, “Willie walked by her and farted in her face.”

Burns then “confronted him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shut up” according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report.

Anonymous said...

i bet she said "stick them apples in your pipe and eat it"

Anonymous said...

Fun fact: Google Trends shows UK and Germany (after Kazakhstan) as leaders when searching for "scat". [Link]

Anonymous said...

Not surprised by the Germans being into scat, because they're psychotic fucks anyway.

Anonymous said...

A Florida woman explained to cops that she stabbed her boyfriend after he purposefully passed gas in her general direction.

This is going to be a leap of a rant here, but this is why I hate conspiracy theorists. After the Boston bombings, a hippy chick I know swore "the government" made the two bombers do it*, because good boys just don't suddenly do things like that (her exact words). Human beings do violent shit to each other over the most trivial things. Throw in a hardcore ideology and things get even worse. Conspiracy theorists act like if it weren't for "the government", human beings would be these good, perfect beings who never do any harm.

Alright, rant over, sorry. But it just reminded me of that.

* I countered that if the government did do it, more than two women and a kid would be dead. She just sneered at me.

Anonymous said...

Was Dave Chappelle right for standing up for himself and walking out of a $55 million contract that required him to pander to faggots and transvestites?

Or was he a fucking idiot for chickening out of a chance to extend his fame? After all, it's 55 MILLION BUCKS, just to wear a dress and and act like a faggot on stage.

Anonymous said...

No surprise that conspiracy theorists are usually freetards, drug-using hippies, and moonshine-guzzling rednecks. Forget about these wierdos being in touch with reality.

Anonymous said...

The black man is corrupting our women!

Anonymous said...

Really, what's so wrong about niggers fucking our women? Already we're warming our dicks inside Asian women, Indian women, Latina women, Mediterranean women, and Cherokee women. What's a few coalburners to us?

Anonymous said...

Heck, we even fuck some of the more humanoid niggerbitches too, and laugh as Mandingo wonders why 8 of his baby mommas have yellow babies.

Anonymous said...

Chappelle's KKK parody was funny as hell.

Anonymous said...

People don't know much about Linux because of Microsoft-sponsored FUD.

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