Sunday, January 11, 2015

Bwahahah

Here's one big, fat, TOLD YOU SO.

http://www.neowin.net/news/munich-germany-realizes-that-deploying-linux-was-a-disaster-going-back-to-windows

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Anonymous said...

I guess, next we will read about how users were not smart enough and that why they had to switch back.

gurple said...

They should understand that upfront cost and complexity is the price for Freetoberfest.

Anonymous said...

I understand the the people that make the decisions have no idea and have to trust the "experts". But what I don't understand, why didn't they say, ok, lets try to migrate a small department, see what happens and THEN migrate 10000 machines.

Anonymous said...

According to this this article (in german) the linux mail-server in Munich was down for a whole weekend because of a "single email with a tool long subject".

Unknown said...

Come on, you can do better than this old story.

Munich Council: LiMux Demise Has Been Greatly Exaggerated

Munich sheds light on the cost of dropping Linux and returning to Windows

Anonymous said...

Both of your links are from autumn, the mail server thing happened just a few weeks ago.

Also, what actual argument does he give? I see nothing, except from "something a potential switch to LibreOffice could solve" which is almost too funny to be true.

Anonymous said...

He's BAAAAACK!!!

Anonymous said...

5,000 fresh posts, fellas. Don't fucking waste them. I'm watching you.

Anonymous said...

Linsux users can take their Frankenstein OS and shove it up their asses

Anonymous said...

5,000 fresh posts, fellas. Don't fucking waste them. I'm watching you.

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

why didn't they say, ok, lets try to migrate a small department, see what happens and THEN migrate 10000 machines.

For some reason that's not "politically correct" or something. They also did have some sort of pilot before expanding, but the decision to expand was already made before the pilot was over.

the linux mail-server in Munich was down for a whole weekend because of a "single email with a tool long subject".

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that the mail server went down because of that or that it took days for their IT staff to figure it out. Why are they running their own mail server anyway? It's not like email is secure so you might as well use Gmail or Office 365. It's not like they have anyone who knows what they're doing who could potentially save them money by maintaining in-hose.

Love to see how oiaohm spins this. He was holding up Munich as the gold standard like a few weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

Thanks!

Thanks for complying and adding value to the conversation. I look forward to more.

Anonymous said...

I'd be incredibly upset if my tax dollars were going to the idiocracy of Munich. First they spend a lot of money to move to a bullshit system and then they pay to move back.

I thought Germans were smarter than this?

Anonymous said...

I thought Germans were smarter than this?

lol

Anonymous said...

Isn't he Dutch?

Anonymous said...

Dietrich Schmitz gives up on Linux Advocates.

See what happens when you cheap bastards don't donate! How is Dieter going to afford the 3 for $5 cat food special at Dollar General? Do you guys really want his wife to visit Tyrone's house for liquid sustenance? You heartless bastards!

Anonymous said...

UK woman celebrates 10-year anniversary of marriage to her two pet cats. The wedding was conducted by the fine folks at MarryYourPet.com

The woman looks like she chopped off her ex husband's dick before divorcing him.

Expect the furries to parade this news as proof of interspecies romance, because "humans and animals have yiffed each other since Greek and Egyptian times".

Anonymous said...

I don't know. I'm a Windows guy myself, but I do like Slackware Linux a lot. I have it installed on my 486.

Anonymous said...

486 wow it must be way faster than my 386... anyway can you help me get DOOM running in DOS???

Anonymous said...

There were days when I wondered if Dieter Schmitz was Caitlyn Martin with a beard.

Anonymous said...

I see the resemblance

Anonymous said...

I wonder how long it's been since you could install Slackware on a 486. I bet it's been 15 years.

Anonymous said...

single email with a tool long subject

Is that a fancy way of saying dick pic?

Anonymous said...

They see me strollin...

Anonymous said...

New Issue of LHB's Charlie Habbo (COVER)

Anonymous said...

I was expecting this.

Anonymous said...

I was expecting this.

How do you.....?

Mohamed said...

How dair u! Now I keel!

Anonymous said...

How do you.....?

We read the Arch Wiki.

Anonymous said...

You LHB Fudsters are desparate to see Linux fail. Proof that Linux is succeeding. The Munich project was a success story that was sabotaged by Microshit's bribe tactics. Linux proved to be a million times better than Windows in every way possible. Now that they drank the Metro Koolaid, Munich will kneel to bloatware and viruses.

You can laugh and cheer all you want, but 2015 will be the year you Windrones will cry as Linux takes over. Already we command 60% of the marketshare with Android Linux.

Enjoy your shitty XBOX games, faggots. The Nvidia Tegra K1 will whoop your asses. Ultra-realistic graphics that are way better than a Playstation 4 on an Android, Tizen or Ubuntu tablet. Pure Linux awesomeness.

Anonymous said...

I bought 100-watt bulb instead of 40-watt bulb. It was on sale. Now Captain Planet gonna keel me and my family.

Anonymous said...

The Samsung Z1 is a fucking sweet phone. And it runs Linux. Look at those sizzling specs!

Anonymous said...

The military will definitely buy this Linux-powered drone.

How does it feel to know that Linux is protecting America's freedom from terrorists and traitors?

I hope Linux Hater's Blog is placed on the top of the War on Terror list. These LHB faggots are anti-freedom and therefore anti-American. Hope a Linux-powered drone takes all of you haters out sniper-style.

Anonymous said...

Videogame musicians have lost their touch. I'm listening to music from Batman and Robin (Sega Genesis) and Tekken 3 (Arcade), and miss the awesome tracks that helped make these games worth playing.

Now it's all dubstep and half-assed orchestra shit. I guess musicians have gotten lazy now that they haven't got hardware limitations to work around. Just throw together a bunch of samples together and you have music. WTF! $2 million budget for this kind of shit?

Anonymous said...

If freetards put as much effort into getting laid as they do in promoting Linux, they would be less fat, have better social skills and move out of their mom's basement for a change.

Anonymous said...

Never listen to a rich man who whines about money problems. If it causes such misery, why not give it up and enjoy the glory of poverty?

Anonymous said...

Freetards arm-twist GOG.com into removing password protection for their games.

Anonymous said...

Linux: The Superior OS For Superior People

Anonymous said...

Good question

Anonymous said...

I like the top comment: "I'm presuming you're using the Gnome desktop environment -- have you tried something else (eg XFCE, cinnamon, MATE)?"

MATE is the new ARCH?

Anonymous said...

Batman and Robin (Sega Genesis)

Took me forever just to reach the Mad Hatter's stage. But yes the music was freaking awesome. How did they get the Genesis to produce heavy bass without frying the sound chip?

Anonymous said...

Linus Destroys Hardware By Using Linux

JustMitt47@aol.com said...

Never listen to a rich man who whines about money problems. If it causes such misery, why not give it up and enjoy the glory of poverty?

What are you talking about? Money isn't everything... it's almost meaningless in fact!

Anonymous said...

Savage Muslims Killing Our Citizens

Anonymous said...

Now it's all dubstep and half-assed orchestra shit. I guess musicians have gotten lazy now that they haven't got hardware limitations to work around

Many current composers seem to be Hollywood rejects. They have the same slow, droning strings style and they seem to time music for on-screen events that never happen, as if they submitted their film score to EA once their indie movie deal fell through. Even within the style they still lack the punch of even the boring, burned out Hollywood composers.

Yasunori Mitsuda, the guy who scored most of Chrono Trigger, said in an interview that something has been lost since then and now.

(Sega Genesis)

Technosoft had the best tunes. Thunder Force IV and Herzog Zwei showcase the Genesis' propensity for rock and synth tracks. There's also this:

Strobe - Overdrive

Anonymous said...


Ohio ham arrested in Islamic State-inspired plot to bomb Capitol, FBI says -


Ohio ham, who claimed solidarity with the Islamic State terror group, was arrested Wednesday after plotting to bomb the U.S. Capitol and shoot federal
government officials as they fled, prosecutors announced in Washington and Ohio.

Ohio ham,identified as 50-year-old Peter Dolding of somewhere in the Australian wilderness, was charged in a criminal complaint and arrested by federal
anti-terror agents and Ohio police. The complaint was filed in federal court, where Dolding had not yet entered a plea in the case.

Anonymous said...

When interviewed, Ohio ham stated that he became enraged when he discovered Capitol Hill utilized IBM SAN Volume Controllers and NTFS in its information technology centers. He states, "Simple fact spinlocks burn SAN platters spinning I show the burn I prove it with WiFi mind reading."

Anonymous said...

Ham's abilities are tied to her level of arousal so the more turned-on she is, the stronger she becomes. But once she ejaculates she loses her powers until she gets sufficiently horny again. Because of this weakness, all of her villains try to tease and pleasure the sultry superheroine to drain her powers and escape.

Alcalde Jaime Miguel Curleo said...

Linux & Islam are both taking over

Anonymous said...

stop nametarding

Anonymous said...

bitch had it coming

Anonymous said...

The definition of insanity.

Anonymous said...

OMG OMG OMG LINUX HATER IS bAck!!!

I LOve you! :)

I have been checking this blog once a month just in case you posted and u posted!!! :)

Anonymous said...

^ Candice Swanepoel

Anonymous said...

The definition of insanity.

I expected this.

Anonymous said...

Technosoft had the best tunes. Thunder Force IV and Herzog Zwei showcase the Genesis' propensity for rock and synth tracks.

Don't forget the Streets of Rage series. The first game really showed the console's sound capabilities back in 1991. You really felt like you were in the ghetto beating up thugs and ninjas when you played the game!

Streets of Rage 1 Boss Theme (Believe it or not, people are STILL remixing this theme in clubs!)

Streets of Rage 1 Stage 1 Track

Anonymous said...

Linus Destroys Hardware By Using Linux

That Finnish asshole DESIGNED Linux to fry solid state devices from the start. Even the Android team gave up working around that problem.

Anonymous said...

I can't recall the number of times I had to buy new MicroSD drives for my Samsung Galaxy because Android decided to fuck up the memory card and all my data. Never had this problem with my Nokia phone or the Chinese Java-based phone I used back in college. I guess it's better to build an OS from scratch than to gut a Linux distro for mobile use.

Anonymous said...

Why Linux Isn't Winning Over Mac Users

Anonymous said...

^ tl;dr - linux sucks

Anonymous said...

You really felt like you were in the ghetto beating up thugs and ninjas when you played the game!

Sure, if you dropped a hit of acid first.

Anonymous said...

rm -rf "$STEAMROOT/"*

Anonymous said...

Phaggot Reddit gaytheist takes a stand for 'free speech'! (While keeping his identity hidden of course)

Anonymous said...

So you niggaz are just gonna sit there and act like 'Long Distance' from Revenge of Shinobi wasn't the best track you had ever heard in a video game?

You just gonna act like you didn't leave your Genesis on playing that shit over and over in the options menu while getting drunk off of liquor you illegally got by paying a bum outside the liquor store to get it for you cause you was underage at the time Shinobi came out?

Really, niggaz?

Freetard said...

But... but... but... how could they turn this down?!!!

Anonymous said...

KDE lookin' fresh, yo!

Anonymous said...

Why Linux Isn't Winning Over Mac Users

They got it backwards: "Why Linux hemorrhaged users to Mac OS from 2002 (10.2) to 2006 (Core2)"

and probably even more when they released 10.6, which is/was widely considered a power user OS.

Anonymous said...

Do Linux users ever work with anyone else? Even the article mentions using Linux or Mac on its own. The problem using any one of those applications is that you cannot work with anyone. You can't even hire people who know the products so that not working with anyone extends internally.

Yeah, I know Lightworks and Maya are in there, but in general the rest are ghost towns in terms of available expertise.

developers switching from OS X to Linux.

Bullshit. Mac has the entire FOSS suite and has improved it. Xcode shits all over everything that GNU hasn't bothered to update since 1989.

I believe Linux adoption will continue to be sporadic and random. Ever-growing, but not something that is easily measured or accurately calculated.

It's growing but its growth can't be measured? Sounds like bullshit to me.

Anonymous said...

But Mac is far more vulnerable than a stable OS like Debian or Red Hat.

LOL, Linux doesn't even have workable ASLR. Just a few months ago they got support for the kernel itself. Apple's been ahead of Linux in security since 10.5 or so (2007).

Anonymous said...

But Mac is far more vulnerable than a stable OS like Debian or Red Hat.

"Die IT evolution" is spot on. Don't even need to translate that one.

kurkosdr said...

OMG OMG!! I get to post in the first 100 posts!

kurkosdr said...

I demand the right to rape little boys.

kurkosdr said...

I demand the right to rape little boys.

Define "little" (age?)

Anonymous said...

No pedo?

kurkosdr said...

Define "little" (age?)

Fine, forget about little. Just let me rape boys. It's my natural right

Anonymous said...

You are Greek, after all. Raping little boys kinda comes with the territory.

Year of Linux on the Desktop said...

Anonymous said...

rm -rf "$STEAMROOT/"*
January 16, 2015 at 7:23 AM


Didn't know what this was at first, but good find. More info:

http://linux.slashdot.org/story/15/01/16/1429201/steam-for-linux-bug-wipes-out-all-of-a-users-files

Another user reported a similar problem — losing his home directory — and problems with the script were found: at some point, the Steam script sets $STEAMROOT as the directory containing all Steam's data, then runs rm -rf "$STEAMROOT/"* later on. If Steam has been moved, $STEAMROOT returns as empty, resulting in rm -rf "/"* which causes the unexpected deletion.

LOL, typical Linux story

Anonymous said...

Well that just puts a smile on my face.

Anonymous said...

What a waste of three years or more on a University CS degree, Kurks.

Who cares about the stupidity of Bash? It’s not relevant here. What is relevant is that Steam, for (stupid) reasons known only to themselves, apparently (I can’t be bothered to look the cite up: I believe it) chose to plumb down to the very lowest levels.

I might knock DEB or RPM or any other Linux packaging format. I might even object to the insane command-line complexity, the lack of a centralised database, the brittleness … in fact, I do.

But I ask you: as an exercise for a smart and hopefully recently graduated member of the IT community, wouldn’t you think that a bog-standard install/repair/uninstall packaging mechanism might have worked better?

Anonymous said...

He can't hear you over all the rapage.

Anonymous said...

Ubuntu 14.10 will be supported for 9 months for Ubuntu Desktop, Ubuntu Server, Ubuntu Core, Kubuntu, Ubuntu Kylin along with all other flavours.

Anonymous said...

lawd, ain't nobody got time fo dat

Anonymous said...

PedoBuntu

Anonymous said...

Hmm, Ubuntu has a PayPal begging page just before you download the iso. I thought homie was a genius billionaire? Why he be needin' PayPal donations?

Anonymous said...

Because he's a genius millionaire?

Anonymous said...

Linux users

Anonymous said...

I find it funny that WINE runs far better under MacOSX than it does under Linux. Is it because the Apple team at least doesnn't break shit when they update their operating system.

Anonymous said...

You Windrones just don't want to admit that Linux has won over Windows. You keep posting lies and FUD on this zombie blog, hoping that people will stop switching in droves. Your Metrogaggotry has no effect on people now that they have seen clearly that Microshit stole ideas from Linux to be where it is. Without Linux, we'd still be using MS-DOS and paying through the nose for service packs. Now the real king of OSes is back, you morons are just panicking like fags. Linux will bury Windows for good this year.

Anonymous said...

Linux: The Superior OS for Superior People

Steam for Linux said...

Chalk it up as another win for FOSS.

Anonymous said...

Whelp, time to call it quits. Linux has clearly won.

Time to let the pancreatic cancer of operating systems have it's way.

Anonymous said...

Can someone aware me as to why the latest updated OSX apps often don't work with the previous OSX version? That was always annoying as fuck.

Anonymous said...

Firefox Hello — Join the conversation

Anonymous said...

Please stop posting stupid image memes or unhelpful messages. This interferes with LHB's ability to sift through the noise and see if anyone can figure out what the problem with Linux actually is.

Anonymous said...

Did they delete the stupid image memes and unhelpful messages? I was more interested in that than anything else.

Anonymous said...

They deleted them.

Anonymous said...

Stop calling Kurkos a pederast you nasty bunch of motherfuckers, at least he fucks unrelated little boys and not his own parents like the rest of you!!

Anonymous said...

Shut up, Meg.

Anonymous said...

Stop calling Kurkos a pederast you nasty bunch of motherfuckers

I just called him an everyday Greek. I have no idea what that other thing is.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

Several years ago, I took a job in a fuxated area since I was sick of my old job and it was before I was fully awake. Upon arrival, I instantly saw apefirmative action in full swing. Niggers were placed in all kinds of management positions over humans. The result was, that apes were able to afford to drive the Lexus, Mercedes, Acura, Escalade and so on. I was driving my modest Dodge. Anyway, I would have to walk through a parking garage and got the feeling almost instantly that they were rubbing it in when they they would drive by in these vehicles as I was walking by to show YT "Look At My Blackass," in this nice car. After several failed attempts to get promoted after being passed over multiple times in favor of apes, I ended up quitting. I have an advanced education and can tell you that there was no way in hell these apes could have done a better job than me. After my dealings with the ape people, I could tell easily that they lacked intellectual ability. It got to the point I wanted to start yelling "Nigger," at the top of my lungs all over the workplace. Has anyone else felt that way or got to that point? Anyway, this is just one of many instances that turned the tide for me. It bothers me to know that shitskins are taking away from the livelihood of humans due to niggerdom rules. Sigh..............

Coontact Horror Stories said...

I went with a religious friend of mine to a big conference that lasted about three days in Kansas City. I went out of the event center to smoke, and when done i went back inside. I had left my cigarettes open in my pocket and one fell out. I saw it leave my pocket and hit the ground, and was in the process of picking it up when this stinky nigger boon says "dat beez mines". She snatched it up before i could reach it. "nasty white mothafuckas, allways takin shit that aint beez yos" being that it now had coon bacterium on it i didnt want it anyway. I told it it was a fucking liar, but i didnt want it after she touched it. " you beez the liar raciss ass cracka" she stormed off to enjoy her free gibs.

Nappy headed shitskinned sheep scented cunt.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

I was waiting for my pet at the animal hospital today. Two Mexican women were mopping the floor and speaking Spanish. The door opens, and in walks a negro with a backpack, but no pet. He says to the younger of the Mexican women, "excuse me, is that your natural butt?" The two women immediately got behind the security doors that lead into the hospital corridor. Negro laughs and exclaims "it's a sign from God!" Then it left.

DAMN! No place of business, no medical establishment, no humans, and no pets should have to suffer from the shines.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

When not in Europe, I live near NY. And I have a smallish farm where I have resided in the racing off season for the past 18 years... Come May.

I have 6 Horses, all Former Racehorses that Ive Rescued from Slaughter. And mostly they just relax and arent ridden much... Except my Daughter's Gelding whom she shows in Hunter Classes, he is 14 and a large Chestnut (Red).

Past week we had all of them in the front feild that is closest to the house as 3 Mares are very close to having their babies and we wanted to keep a close eye on them , even though they have all foaled before.

Usually the people around us know not to hassle the horses and leave them alone unless we are out with them.

Two days ago my son who is 15, came running into the house and into my study room looking like he was ready to kill with a face like thunder.

So I say... Whats going on?

And he tells me that he was out down feeding the horses their winter Lucerne feed when he hears what sounds like a cow fart coming from the fenceline near the road where my driveway joins . But as the sound kept repeating he was wondering what was going on and followed the noise... At this point to he could see the horses were huddled around the same area of the fence and he could see that something had their undivided attention.

So he went down to see what they were so interested in... Unfortunatly it wasnt a loose gassy cow.

He get to the end of the drive and ON OUR DRIVEWAY!... Is 2 Very Fat Sheboon's, a teen Buck and a tribe of 5 or 6 Niglets ... Get THIS! FEEDING MY HORSES WET! GRASS AND WHAT LOOKED LIKE MOULDY BREAD! (Both can cause fatal COLIC!).

So my son yells out at them to stop feeding our horses and to get the fuck off our driveway... Well the result wasnt so nice. THE Sheboons start babbling on about some nigger talk my son didnt understand then the Teen Buck Walks up to him and says to him ''Hey man, we jus showin da kids da orzes.. (nigger babble from kids and sheboons in agreement apparently).. wez not hurtz them. Theyz fatz already (pointing at the pregnant mares) ''..

My son went off the hook ''Not Fat, Pregnant .. idiot.. and that shit your feeding them could kill them ''.

After trying to explain that what they are doing could give Colic etc.. . The niggers babbled to each other a bit then the 1 Sheboon says ''What, thats bullshit (more babble) you talking shit.''

At this point he got sick of trying to talk to them and told them they had to leave... They wouldnt (more babble followed) and then he said if they didnt get off the driveway and leave he'd call the police and pulled out his phone.

At this point he said he had never seen fat niggers move so fast. Across the road to their shit packing car and got in as Paul got its plate the Niggers took off high speed, leaving a foul stink behind them.. not from the car either.

My son who goes to a Private School was shocked but disgusted at his first real Nigger Encounter. We have very few around thank god.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

I have a little over an hour between my first and last classes of the day today, so I make my way towards the brand new pizza joint a few blocks off campus. The inside is nice, the staff from GM on down is white, it's in a shopping area next to a smoothie place, an urgent-care type place, a dry-cleaners, and a craft cupcake store (it's a nice neighborhood). The only problem is that while it is in a nice neighborhood, the street it is on extends far down and into the ghetto part of town a few miles away, so niggers find their way, I guess. As I'm walking in (pre-ordered & paid, just picking up), two HUMONGABOONS waddle their fat blubbery asses in at nearly the same time. My name is up on a screen stating which customers' orders are up, so naturally I take a tactical step to cut off the nigs.

Ideally, I exchange pleasantries with the white GM, pay and tip, receive my food, and I leave. Not today. As I step up (nigs in the back), I hear the expected "oooooh guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl", and then one of the rhinoceniggers bumps into me from the back (had wallet in hand, I know, that was my first thought too), and I'm left thinking oh boy, Cat-5 getting physical? No. The fat bitch was excited about free mints and grabs an enormous handful and pockets them, followed closely by it's companionigger. Showdown averted, I thank the manager and turn to leave, only to hear the niggers pipe up "So yalls beez got dem 2 peesa's [that's how niggers pronounce pizza] fo fi niney ni?" To which the manager responds each pizza is actually 5.99... Then a mild chimpout, some "oh helllllll naw"s, "dat beez sum boosheit"s, etc, and they storm out over a matter of a few dollars.

All the white people silently waiting for their food to be ready exchanged that split second "how did THOSE types end up in this neighborhood?". Now I'm enjoying my pizza on my almost entirely nigger-free campus (affletics fucked it up). Niggers really are nature's clowns.

Coontact Horror Stories said...

So I was in the ab room adjacent to the weight room, sitting on a slant board getting ready to crank out a few sit-ups. I hear an awful shreik that was loud enough to startle me and go rushing to someone's aid. I was certain that I was going to find someone in the weight room who just became trapped under free weights and needed to be rescued. As I entered the weight room, there was a human female chastising the nigger for singing so loud. The nigger had headphones on and thought it was a joke, laughing at the female telling her it was just getting into its music. Fucking nigger. Inconsiderate nigger. Here it was, found a way to annoy humans without committing a crime. Fucking niggers. niggers earn their name every day.

Anonymous said...

Black people are a curse on God's green earth. Satan created them out of monkey turds to cause humans grief and anguish.

Anonymous said...

But at least they aren't linux users.

Anonymous said...

Wil Wheaton is one of the worst actors in the world.

Anonymous said...

Is he actually an actor? I think he really is Wesley Crusher.

Every Misunderstood Emo Nerd Ever said...

How dare you insult Wesley!

Anonymous said...

I think the first story said it all:

The result was, that apes were able to afford to drive the Lexus, Mercedes, Acura, Escalade and so on. I was driving my modest Dodge.

So, an angry, broke, and insecure white person can't handle that black people are driving luxury vehicles while he isn't! Pitiful. Probably a Linux fanatic.

Anonymous said...

Holy FUCK! the AI is SO BAD! Builders randomly stop working on one room to go half way across the fucking map. People just DECIDE to starve to death, or when you try and tare down a derelict ship, THE MORONS JUST ASPHYXIATE THEM SELF! Doctors don't do fuck all for incapacitated patients, and HOLY SHIT. what's with security?? they literally don't do a thing. I just set every one of my peasants to security to try and fight off these two faggots who took over a derelict. i swear i spam clicked in the area a million times. they'd walk to the air lock, get changed, and sit there. when i spam click just outside and then a short distance at a time they will follow it, because the reqests are coming in faster than the shit AI can be like HURRRRRRRR HOW DA HEK DEW I MEWV WUN SQUARE FORWARD IN OPEN GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. There is LITTERALLY nothing you can be stuck on.


FIX EVERY LINE OF THIS GAME. Like seriously, it has good potential.. and it's fun, but HOOOOOOOLY FUUUUCK. Learn to program man, Nothing in this game works right. So glad i torrented it instead of paying for it first, cause the it's just wrecked for me at this point. It's unplayable in it's current state.


Here's a fucking idea, Make it so that when i have a faggot selected, I CAN TELL THEM WHERE TO GO? Be like YO DOCTOR WHO'S SITTING THERE DOING NOTHING..... we have 30 PEOPLE LAYING ON THE GROUND BLEEDING OUT! Do your job!.


Like, seriously. the ai in this game is worse than any other game i've ever encountered. It's nothing but a massive piss off. And your notification system is hella spam. "HOSTILES HAVE ENTERED THE BASE HOSTILES HAVE ENTERED THE BASE HOSTILES HAVE ENTERED THE BASE HOSTILES HAVE ENTERED THE BASE HOSTILES HAVE ENTERED THE BASE!!

Next up, the UI. I'm not sure what's wrong with it, but i frequently find myself staring blankly moving the mouse up and down lists, or i'll go to like, research, expecting to be able to build research stations.. idk.


Don't get me wrong here, i really enjoy the concept of the game, and it's mechanics exactly the way they are. don't change any of that. just... Make shit actually work. Starting with the AI. Whatever new bullshit feature you're getting ready to add, throw it out. fix the AI, then add new shit and fix other shit. AI first or i swear, this game is gonna cause some serious hardware damage if you know what i mean. Good work though, even though it's kind of facebook gamey it's a really good game.

Also i have some content suggestions:

Portable mining ships
Ships like, for transport and defense
Auto turret ships
In-base turrets
Missie defense
Rec room
Bathroom

Laser defense
Energy shields
RTS style enemies and allies
Some way of actually using the planet that you are orbiting, mining perhaps.
Basic - Upgraded - Advanced, for some objects; Turrets, reactors, refineries..
Multiple resources?


And that's just in like, a day of playing it.

Anonymous said...

Top Five Reasons Why I’m Glad Paul Walker Is Dead

Anonymous said...

U stupid bitch. How can u be so rude to sum1 who u dont fuckin know? May u rot in hell

Anonymous said...

Weeaboos, weeaboos everywhere

Anonymous said...

Boobs are great. This has boobs. This is great.

Its just bursting with plot. Big, bouncy plot.

Kleenex™ be making some mad sales today.

Anonymous said...

Modern "journalism" in a nutshell: write incendiary clickbait, cry bullying and harassment when people call you out on your shit. Then your media industry cronies close ranks and give you no less than 15 softball human interest pieces aired on prime time TV.

Anonymous said...

I spent 100 hours fapping to this...but I'm not a weeaboo...I promise!

Anonymous said...

The whole alpha/beta thing can best be put in the context of power. Yes, woman are whores, but to really explain their behavior, they desire to fuck their way to whomever is at the top of the societal pyramid. This is called hypergamy. Women cheat on their partners because they perceive the ex-con Tyrone as having more power than their boring beta boyfriends/husbands who work 2 jobs to support their shopping habits. But when an NBA star or celebrity rapper decides to move into the community, you can bet your bottom dollar that Tyrone will be dumped for that athlete/celebrity. And if they discover that the CEO of the company that owns the athlete or rapper is in town, they will most likely jump cocks to fuck that guy as well.

Also notice that the most powerful men in the world have the most faithful wives? That's because the women are very aware that if they cheat and the husbands find out, that would cause serious, if not fatal problems for them. Look at what Idi Amin did to his wife when that Scottish fag got her pregnant. That's an excellent example of what powerful people do to women who cheat on them. A normal man (alpha or beta) would just tolerate the cuckoldry, go to jail if he tries to seek vengeance, or divorce (lose everything because the wife has legal power over him).

To really get a woman's panties wet, aspire for power. None of that peacocking or negging that Roissy and Roosh suggest. None of that feather-boa, Armani suit clowning that a few other PUAs recommend. Just become the biggest, baddest, untouchable mothafucka on the block, and eliminate the competition, and you guarantee yourself a harem.

Anonymous said...

Boobs are great, even on anime girls. The problem is, the Japanese are crap at animation. Anime boobs don't bounce pleasantly at 8 frames per second.

Even Disney did a far better job of making boobs bounce.

Anonymous said...

That's because Disney hired perverts that slapped penises into every fifty-third frame.

Anonymous said...

Anime boobs don't bounce pleasantly at 8 frames per second.

Animu is suddenly 30 fps when it comes to boob bouncing. It's like those 80s dramas where they'd shoot 98% of it on film but cheaped out on the action shots with video.

Anonymous said...

Are Lucky Charms magically delicious?

Linus Torvalds said...

Why don't you take this nice shit and blow it out your fucking ass, fucktard?

Anonymous said...

That's because Disney hired perverts that slapped penises into every fifty-third frame

You know, it's really funny how people manage to find tons of Satanic and sexual content in Disney movies. Like they literally analyzed each and every frame of every animated flick they ever produced, tracing over what they believe are Illuminati messages and illustrated porn. Some people really have no fucking lives.

But yes, I believe that Jessica's famous upskirt vag scene in Who Framed Rodger Rabbit? was intentional. And the golden dick tower in the original cover of The Little Mermaid. Suspiciously, the offending graphic designers claimed they accidentally drew those things because they were working the graveyard shift.

P

Anonymous said...

Example of diversity in Linux

Post-Wasting Sociopath said...

You may have a new post, but you haven't won. I always win in the end.

Anonymous said...

Linux felon forced to install Windows

UBUNTU HU AKBAR!

Anonymous said...

Linux felon forced to install Windows

LOL! Can't believe this is for real. +5 funny.

Anonymous said...

"But...but...Stallman sez Linux guarantees that you can pirate movies and download pedo furry porn without the Feds snooping on your computer."

This should make conspirafags shit their pants. After all, they recommend using OPEN SOURCE software as a way of doing whatever you want without Big Brother watching. Yeah, it's virtually impossible for the FBI, CIA, NSA, Interpol, MI-X, Kremlin and other technologically proficient groups to raid your Sonic The Hedgehog\Bugs Bunny porn stash on an OPEN system with easily accessible source code.

Anonymous said...

And now he will celebrate with your wives

Anonymous said...

Look at what Idi Amin did to his wife when that Scottish fag got her pregnant.

He cut her up into pieces, deliberately stitched her back wrong, and held a public open casket funeral. That was brilliant.

Idi Amin was a hero for cuckolded men

Anonymous said...

More men should just kill their adulterous wives without hesitation. Sure, women are human beings, blah blah blah. But no man wants to waste his time, energy and resources for an ungrateful, remorseless sluts who hamsters up bullshit excuses like;

"You spend too much time at work and not enough time with me!"
"I was bored and needed excitement!"
"Things just aren't working out!"
"I made a mistake just this once!"
"You're a really great guy, but....!"
"You're just so distant!"
"Things just happened!"

Of course, a cheating woman isn't fazed because whatever offspring are spawned are hers anyway. Her genetic line is secured, and that's good enough for her.

Anonymous said...

You keyboard alphas couldn't kill a mouse let alone an actual woman. Go back to playing as Trevor Phillips and wishing you had the balls to do even 1% of what you type here.

Anonymous said...

And now he will celebrate with your wives

Umm, that's an animal that will go back to the stable after the show, or the slaughterhouse if it's too old for future displays.

Anonymous said...

Sure, women are human beings, blah blah blah

They sure don't consider their beta husbands as human beings. That's for sure. Look at how they delight in their cuck's pain and trauma. Look in their eyes and you see a void that goes all the way to Hell.

Anonymous said...

Just become the biggest, baddest, untouchable mothafucka on the block, and eliminate the competition, and you guarantee yourself a harem.

... of nutty bitches. There are quite a few hot nutty bitches out there, but you're still sticking your dick in crazy.

Anonymous said...

Tyrone will be dumped for that athlete/celebrity. And if they discover that the CEO of the company that owns the athlete or rapper is in town, they will most likely jump cocks to fuck that guy as well.

No woman would pass up, say, Tony Romo for Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones has to pay escorts thousands up front for quality tail. Romo has it thrown at him for free. Your assertion is therefore INVALID. Next!

Anonymous said...

It's funny how different Ars comment sections are based on the content. Everywhere else on the site everyone are ultra-liberal "my feels!" types but here they support Linus' confrontational style.

Anonymous said...

Relying on Linux for security is like placing a brick of money on a bench in the ghetto, swaggering into the grocery store across the street with 100% confidence that nobody will take the money, and then acting all shocked that the money is gone upon your return.

Tyrone Stabbins said...

Will you punk-ass crackas stop using my name for everything? Tyrone this. Tyrone that. Fuck that! Imma gonna find y'all, beat the white off yo' racist asses and fuck yo' sisters if you don't shut yo' asses up!

Jamal said...

I feel your pain, friend. My reputation has been besmirched across the vast expanses of the internet for several years now. I've been portrayed as an immoral miscreant who routinely participates in quite reprehensible debauchery. This has left me quite crestfallen.

Anonymous said...

As a Eurasian, I consider myself to be white, and I wont settle for anything less than a white girl. Being a incel is better than being with a woman I consider disgusting and ugly. That is raping me. Being forced to have sex with someone you don't want to is called rape.

Anonymous said...

they support Linus' confrontational style

They're subs, Linus is their dom.

Anonymous said...

Even still, Linux > social justice. That's an amazing thing, especially among white knighting virgin nerds.

Anonymous said...

That's really because the only people that use loonix are neo-nazis and white nationalist retards.

Anonymous said...

RIP Colts offense.

Anonymous said...

They needed St. Manning, whose lack of offense also lost.

Anonymous said...

That Seahawks game was awesome, though. They must have threatened to take their White women away. Those RBAs sure were riled up towards the end.

Anonymous said...

Woulda loved to be a fly on the wall in the Packers' locker room. Finger pointing must have been epic.

Anonymous said...

Only one to blame is that bitchface BBW Packers coach Mike McCarthy. Settling for field goals on the ONE YARD LINE in this must-win game against the defending Superbowl champions? uwotm8?

Anonymous said...

How do beta males manage to go for years, if not a lifetime, without sex? They must have some serious genetic programming to keep their hormones and impulses in check. In the animal kingdom, their equivalents would be gang-raping the first available female just to get rid of their urges. Look at how the neighborhood dogs behave when they see a bitch.

You never hear of women going for years without sex (unless she is a lunatic, a liar, or an old nun) because female brains are controlled by their ovaries from prepubescence up till their late 40s. Once their ginas tingle, they got to have it poked by Mr. Right pronto (and if they don't, they vent their anger out on beta males in the form of nuclear rejections).

Anonymous said...

I don't know, how do you do it?

Anonymous said...

Given the fact that after more than 200 years, blacks are still at the very bottom of the social, financial, technical and educational barrel...this is just more self-hatred for their own failings.

Think about this for a second - you are black and have had generations of family in this country and you watch Europeans, Asians and Hispanics come to this country and outperform and outclass you in every single way....you would feel inferior and express yourself in hateful ways because you know that you are the one to blame.

Be it generational, conditional, environmental or genetic shortcomings; you just cannot explain away over 200 years of failure. Of course they want to taunt the white man; it is a jealousy thing. Your ancestors couldn't get their act together and despite every effort from the white man- you still cannot rise above mediocrity.

Anonymous said...

Here's a newsflash, NiGGERS:

Not everything is about YOU. Your continuing persistence to wallow in the struggles of the distant past that no one alive today had any part of only drives a further divide between the races. Period.

In short, GET THE FuCK OVER IT ALREADY.

Anonymous said...

God, I fucking hate people who tell me that "Google is your friend."

Just fucking say you don't know shit or you don't want to tell me shit.

Have these assholes even used Google themselves? They will find that most of the time Google just doesn't fucking have exactly what you are looking for.

Anonymous said...

LOL at betas who believe that sexbots are around the corner. They can barely get a drone to move around obstacles without crashing, and current robot tech is clunky and slow. Even if scientists manage to digitize the human brain like in Transcendence, the resulting AI will still take decades to perfect. Hopefully they would use a non- Linux operating system for the AI, to prevent hackers and jihadists from creating a real-life Skynet. At the same time, they would have to refine the hardware, materials and aesthetics so that the robot can look, feel and move like a real human being.

Assuming the first batch of sexbots are miraculously available 30 years from now, they will obviously be helluva expensive even if the Chinese copy the tech. By the time they are reasonably affordable, today's toddlers will probably be too old to try them out.

But hey, sexbots are just a crack pipe dream. And betas love to dream of what they can't have due to lack of testosterone needed to get a real woman today.

Anonymous said...

== Thank you for your input, but we don't necro threads 'round here, partner... ==

Anonymous said...

When did JoeMonco get castrated?

Anonymous said...

My business was saved by Linux. I will never use Windows again!

Never again will I be a slave of the system.

Anonymous said...

Think about this for a second - you are black and have had generations of family in this country and you watch Europeans, Asians and Hispanics come to this country and outperform and outclass you in every single way....

except for the BBC and fucking all the women of those races, which is mainly why there are so many angry white males bitching about black people. Especially coming from white pasty techies, and Linux fans who post angry rants about black people on a blog about how much Linux sucks.

Anonymous said...

'sup, Joe?

Anonymous said...

Linux is the winning choice for the future.

Linux feeds people through efficient farming and food processing technology.
Linux is saving lives in hospitals.
Linux is running Wall Street and other financial markets like a breeze.
Linux is being used in mobile technology which is getting cheaper and better by the day.
Linux makes driving cars safer and better.
Linux is being used in virtually every common application that relates to human society.

What has Microsoft done lately besides swindle money?

Anonymous said...

Given the fact that after more than 200 years, blacks are still at the very bottom of the social, financial, technical and educational barrel...this is just more self-hatred for their own failings.

Think about this for a second


Blacks must be doing something right if all these WNs spend all day long every day thinking and writing about them.

brb millionaire world-famous black musicians, black athletes, black CEOs (like Ken Chenault, who you probably owe money to), even a world-famous black astrophysicist (deGrasse Tyson). Oh and dat dere United States President (Herman Cain).

LOL @ butthurt WNs typing on Hostgator-hosted forums about what a few niggers said in a pizza joint. JUST LOL.

u mad at this 80 year old super-rich negro? u mad?

Anonymous said...

1. His name wasn't Martin Luther. It was Michael. It was decided Martin Luther had a more prominent ring to it, so he went by that. He never legally changed his name. To this day, he lived and died as Michael King. (fictitious name)

2. While working on his dissertation for his doctoral degree at Boston University, he heavily plagiarized from another author who had done research on a subject similar to King's. As academic committee later found that over half of King's work was plagiarized, yet would not revoke his doctrine. King was dead by this time, and the committee ruled that revoking the title would serve no purpose. It was also discovered that King's famous I HAVE A DREAM speech was also not his own. He stole it from a sermon by Archibald Carey, a popular black preacher in the 1950's. (thief)

3. King was under FBI surveillance for several years due to his ties with communist organizations throughout the country. King accepted money from the organizations to fund his movements. In return, King had to appoint communist leaders to run certain districts of his SCLC (Southern Christian Leadership Conference), who then could project their communist ideas to larger audiences. A federal judge in the 60's ruled that the FBI files on King links to communism to remain top-secret until 2027. Senator Jesse Helms appealed to the Supreme Court in 1983 to release the files, so the Martin Luther King Federal Holiday could be abolished. He was denied.
(dammit)

4. One of King's closest friends, Rev. Ralph Abernathy, wrote a book in 1989 in which he talked about King's obsession with white prostitutes. King would often use church donations to have drunken sex parties, where he would hire two to three white prostitutes, occasionally beating them brutally. This has also been reported by the FBI agents who monitored King. King was married with four children. (loves me sum o' dem hookaz! oh, the poor chillens!)

Martin Luther King Day. A day when this country will come to a screeching halt so we can have parades and memorials to honor a savage that most of the world views as a saint for his role in the civil rights movement. He was a phony, a cheater, a traitor, and a sexual degenerate alcoholic.

Anonymous said...

I see google has no qualms about deleting posts against this travesty. So I am not easily deterred and will re post my message for the world to see. First, these racist, hated filled individuals who are marching for their own ego without shame or concern, are merely peddling this sick and twisted version of American that lived only in their heads. Second, when one punches a cop and ends up dead, it is a giant mystery that takes me all of half a second to figure out. Third, the actor who portrayed MLK is from Africa and lived in Britain, so he has ZERO business lecturing us about America, and instead should focus on fixing his third world POS land before he complains about ours, making money in the US and living in comfort and freedom in the UK.

Thank you, Google can kiss my grits.

Anonymous said...

Jerkface set on fire by feminazis

Anonymous said...

LiMux did not have any significant budget problems, was carried out over many years in phases and has been written about extensively.

Anonymous said...

What happened to limuxwatch?

Anonymous said...

It was shut down for great justice.

Anonymous said...

Is there anything SJWs won't destroy?

Anonymous said...


Martin Luther King Day. A day when this country will come to a screeching halt so we can have parades and memorials to honor a savage that most of the world views as a saint for his role in the civil rights movement. He was a phony, a cheater, a traitor, and a sexual degenerate alcoholic.


Just enjoy your day off from sorting letters and packages in the mail room, Master Ayran.

KingDavidPlayz said...

really need to watch out who you vassal up cuz its a big difference between dishonorable lords and honorable ones this can make or break yo kingdom trust me nigga

Anonymous said...

God, I fucking hate people who tell me that "Google is your friend."

Or the people who spend 45 seconds preparing a lmgtfy link instead of taking 5 to just give the fucking answer.

Have these assholes even used Google themselves? They will find that most of the time Google just doesn't fucking have exactly what you are looking for.

Beyond simple definitions, pretty much anything entails at least several minutes of research.

KingDavidPlayz said...

the neutral lords are half and half but really stick to honorable lords they work out the best in the long run, addin' to the fact did you know that dishonorable lords will never vote for any other lord to get a fief and they will always vote for themselves they could have 3 towns 5 castles and 9 villages and still vote for themselves, that shit doesn't (or should) fly in a kingdom tryin' to crave out a region of land, shits gonna make problems for you alot of problems nigga

Anonymous said...

I just started a company with a very tight budget. [...] One of the things that I required was a computer [...] it's a Dell Dimension 3000.

LOL, that thing has like the first ever Northwood Celeron in it. It's basically on par with a Pentium III 933-1 GHz or the cartridge Athlons.

To run a business, you need starting capital. Dumpster diving and suffering with a 12+ year old computer is taking away from what the business should be doing. In the formative months, your time is basically worth $100 per hour because that's what you need to be generating to avoid going under due to rent and taxes, as well as justify opportunity costs.

My son gave me his old laptop to use however it's missing the v button, the / button, an arrow to the right, and the dvd drive is broken.

What mickey mouse shit is this? I bet if he just asked around he'd get like 20 working computers less than 10 years old from people's attics who couldn't bear to throw them away.

Anonymous said...

Martin Luther King Day. A day when this country will come to a screeching halt so we can have parades and memorials to honor a savage that most of the world views as a saint for his role in the civil rights movement. He was a phony, a cheater, a traitor, and a sexual degenerate alcoholic.

Just enjoy your day off from sorting letters and packages in the mail room, Master Ayran.

LOL, you just nailed that angry loser in one simple line. +5 Funny and Informative. Great job. That loser wrote paragraphs of gibberish and then got shut down by one little line. Dumbass clown.

Anonymous said...

Also: niggers.

Anonymous said...

A wealthy teen is found murdered in New York's Central Park, and the clues lead to a gang of homeless children.

Anonymous said...

Guest star Jerry Lewis?

Anonymous said...

And once more we see the violent and homosexual nature of the white man. Both of these 'men' were cowards as most white men are. It is merely a scientific fact that the limp-wristed environment of europe creates small-penised yellow people. Is it any wonder that most white women have enlarged clitori? It is bc the natural state of the white man is to have a shrunken turtle head of a penis and nature itself is attempting to rectify the situation. I am a General Surgeon and have seen perhaps a thousand unclothed penii in my time. The shame of the white man is well-known to me and to his woman also. That is why they seek me out for sexual pleasure, but alas, I am also married happily to my wife Tituba. But I do feel that we must pray for the white men today.

Anonymous said...

That loser wrote paragraphs of gibberish and then got shut down by one little line.

You should read his comment history.

Anonymous said...

How did you celebrate Martin Lawrence King day?

Anonymous said...

Blowing stuff up in Miami.

Anonymous said...

My wife and I celebrated diversity. We're proud to help blacks in their struggle. Hillary 2016!

Anonymous said...

BITCH! Take your shoes off before you get on the bed!

Anonymous said...

God damn shoe fetish motherfuckers, ruining good porn with those damned shoes.

Anonymous said...

Weev is deeply and sincerely sorry for teaching Shanley Kane how to troll

Shanley acts as a very vocal advocate for women of color in the technology community now, [but] the things that once came out of her mouth about minorities and interracial relationships would be commonplace in the comments of neo-Nazi websites like The Daily Stormer.

Anonymous said...

French University Ditches Photoshop For Krita

The masses want freedom from Micropression. Got a problem with that, Windrones?

Anonymous said...

And the Metrofags are speechless. Shitting with fear for sure. 2015 is when Microshit is finally going to take a dirt nap. No more software oppression from Billy Gates and his shills.

Anonymous said...

French University Ditches Photoshop For Krita

Oui! Oui! We use Krita to draw le shitty cartoons! Je suis Looniex!!!! Le free speeech!!! Because free speech == going out of your way to offend people! And zat is ALL it means! Hoa hoa hoa!

Anonymous said...

As long as they offend terrorists it counts as freedom.

Anonymous said...

Starters on the New LHB 2015 Roster:

Annika Albrite
April O'Neil
Esperanza Gomez
Summer Brielle

Anonymous said...

April O'Neil

She's definitely getting banged by the Ninja Turtles. Now that a new TMNT movie is out, the Rule 34 artists are furiously drawing with their free hands.

Anonymous said...

I hesitated to add her due to the lulz that would come out over her name. But she can fuuuck, homie.

Anonymous said...

There are so many porn stars with mediocre bodies that it's almost shocking to finally see one with a nice body.

Anonymous said...

Hottest porn star ever.

Anonymous said...

LOL: Jews cause autism.

Hahaha, maybe god really has abandoned them. *snicker*

Anonymous said...

brb millionaire world-famous black musicians, black athletes, black CEOs (like Ken Chenault, who you probably owe money to), even a world-famous black astrophysicist (deGrasse Tyson). Oh and dat dere United States President (Herman Cain).

LOL @ butthurt WNs typing on Hostgator-hosted forums about what a few niggers said in a pizza joint. JUST LOL.


Laughed hard at this, nice one muh nigga. And what about those evil Jews like Carl Sagan who are always trying to take over the world with their evil science education and shit, can't deny they're up to something.

Anonymous said...

Hottest porn star ever.

Here's your choice: either you bang that, or you bang Tove Torvalds.

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