Sunday, January 11, 2015

Bwahahah

Here's one big, fat, TOLD YOU SO.

http://www.neowin.net/news/munich-germany-realizes-that-deploying-linux-was-a-disaster-going-back-to-windows

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Anonymous said...

Boom, takin this shit over to the second page bitches.

Anonymous said...

Samantha Saint has also signed with LHB today, according to the website LHBwatch.

Librem, FREEDOM said...

Freedom motherfuckers!

http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/15/01/20/1655242/librem-a-laptop-custom-made-for-freelibre-software

You had better trash your proprietary garbage and get with the freedom program.

Anonymous said...

Sylvia Saint retired from regular porn too early.

Anonymous said...

Samantha Saint.

Anonymous said...

Feel the freedumz.

Richard Milhous Stallman said...

Heil Librem! And heil me!

Anonymous said...

Is Linux an ongoing "false flag" operation by Microsoft? The least attractive people creating, using and advocating the least attractive operating system? Could this all have been a plot by Microsoft to make Windows look even better?

Anonymous said...

umad haters? mad your windows tile-top cant do this? yeh u mad

Anonymous said...

Can't possibly have a desktop without meters for CPU, RAM, and disk space because that's what average users really care about.

Anonymous said...

Wow... wasn't expecting Obama to call for a ban on Linux and a war on copyleft software advocates. Finally something useful for society out of the executive branch. Thanks, Obama!

Anonymous said...

That explains this. Boehner is a freetard.

Anonymous said...

People hate Michael Bay because he "ruined" Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Transformers. Bitch, please!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started out as a violent comic book series. But then Hollywood got is hands on it and made it into a kids movie series. If that wasn't enough, the TV networks created a cartoon series that was barely more tolerable than Captain Planet. Sure, the more recent batch of cartoons and CGI made-for-DVD movies are slightly better, but what's the point of being a ninja if you can't fucking kill people?

Transformers started out as an okay anime series. But then someone had the bright idea of making the God-awful Beast Wars series using the same cheap CGI software as Reboot. And then the furries made gigabytes of Beast Wars porn, which is still available on the Rule 34 sites.

But hey, if people say Michael Bay single-handedly fucked up both franchises by adding explosions, swearing and death scenes, who am I to criticize their ignorance?

Anonymous said...

Is Linux an ongoing "false flag" operation by Microsoft? The least attractive people creating, using and advocating the least attractive operating system? Could this all have been a plot by Microsoft to make Windows look even better?

More like a false flag operation by the CIA, MI6 and other secret services. Notice that the people who use Linux are White nationalists, terrorist groups, bootleggers, bronies, furries, NAMBLA rejects, people with obvious mental problems, and Illuminati/Reptilian/Area 51 conspiracy theorists?

Really, who would want to use an OS that is being used by people who belong in a mental asylum?

Would love to see the looks on the freetards' faces when the founders confess, "You know what? We, the (insert secret service name here) have played a practical joke on you suckers for 20 years! Now we know which one of you guys to arrest!"

Anonymous said...

Man, I never got all the love for Beast Wars. It was so slow and nothing ever happened. I'm convinced that was a side effect of the animators not being able to create enough capital to fill the episodes. It was like those Hanna Barbara cartoons were characters always went behind large rocks to fight.

Anonymous said...

umad haters? mad your windows tile-top cant do this? yeh u mad

Good grief! It's as bad as the movie featuring gay glittering vampires!

Anonymous said...

Firefox is a memory glutton. It's currently chewing up 3.8 gigabytes of my memory just to run a few tabs! What the fuck for? Even Internet Explorer doesn't use a fifth of that memory for basic shit like this!

Anonymous said...

That's because you're mining bitcoins to keep them assholes out of bankruptcy.

Anonymous said...

Firefox is a memory glutton. It's currently chewing up 3.8 gigabytes of my memory just to run a few tabs! What the fuck for?

Mozilla wants everyone to donate $3 to make Firefox run faster and better. So pay up, you cheap fuck.

Anonymous said...

They also place subliminal messages in their blank tabs so you'll be more open to huffing the chemtrails. You can barely make out the text on a 4k monitor.

Anonymous said...

It's currently chewing up 3.8 gigabytes of my memory just to run a few tabs!

YOU LIE!

Anonymous said...

I haven't used Firefox regularly in years but I remember it going down like this:

"Man Firefox is bloated. 4 GB and I'm not even doing anything!"

"It's add-ons. Add-ons are evil! Uninstall all add-ons!"

"Uh, I don't have any."

"You MUST! There is nothing wrong with Firefox! Nothing! There are no memory leaks! Not a single one! There must be a hidden add-on...there just...must...."

Then after it starting losing marketshare suddenly they started patching five year old memory leak and memory freeing bugs that everyone swore didn't exist.

FF is a piece of shit, though. Man how different it is from where it started. The best part about it in the early days was how responsive it was. Now, due to a combination of how bloated it is and apparent focus bugs, I click around and press keys and nothing happens. God help me if there's Flash somewhere on the page. The default scrolling is molasses. Firefox really is the new IE 6. Legacy add-ons that haven't been ported to Chrome are the only reason to use it--and then only for exactly that purpose, like how people in businesses have IE open for their early 2000s business app and use Chrome for everything else.

Anonymous said...

Uhhh... ie 6 was better than that.

Anonymous said...

Linux Mint 17 is not bad.

Anonymous said...

u mad winbozos? lol yeah u mad. stay salty

Anonymous said...

Wow, people saved a lot of money by switching to cheap knockoff web servers.

They could have saved more than that in half the time.

Anonymous said...

I unfriend you.

Anonymous said...

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Anonymous said...

Great post, Beatrice.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Linda.

Anonymous said...

Ever since I installed Linux I've gained an extra 2 inches, nobody calls me a 'pillow' anymore, my car runs faster, I'm regular, your mum let me come over and piss in your dishwasher whilst she double-clicked on your face, not to mention I exported a sneaky grog bog down the side of your TUX themed couch.

Anonymous said...

Epic LOL! Microshit can't sell its virus-laden products!

Chromebooks are whooping its monopolistic ass!!!


I TOLD you all the masses don't want bloated spyware. The numbers

don't lie!

No wonder Mafiasoft now claims to love Linux (despite bribing Munich).

U better b mad, Microslaves? Your metrofaggotry is failing you! You

can't deny Linux's awesomeness!

Even if Microshit drops its laptops to $199, it STILL can't beat the

Chromebook!

LOL! LOL! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

And the year has just begun! The year we piss on the Redmond Ruins!

Celebrate good times with Linux, bitches!

Anonymous said...

I just installed Pillow Linux 2.1 on my chromebook. I now have a burning feeling when I piss in your mums dishwasher.

Anonymous said...

WTF? How dare Fedora make a 64-bit only distro? They deny 32-bit users their freedom? Boycott Fedora!

Anonymous said...

I tried out Fagora once. It kind of installed ok, but completely fucked up at the partitioning phase. I persisted and tried again, then again, and again, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN and then I just installed Windows 8 and took a shit in your mums oven.

Anonymous said...

Chromebook!

Oh FFS Linda, go out and get that pussy serviced. also:

[Intel] were scared to let customers know that a 900Mhz Celeron (which was the processor of the original Asus Eee PC) was very fast when not bogged down by Windows bloatware.

What the hell are they smoking? A fucking 900Mhz Celeron can't even run linux...

Anonymous said...

Pillow Linux installs ok on a 900Mhz Celeron as long as the installer doesn't die, piss in your mouth, and whilst it increases the amperage on your USB lines and starts emitting STD flames it attempts to connect to alt.interspecies.pics.net.

Anonymous said...

"I’ve been overseas, too, like many others. I’m a GNU/Linux evangelist. Many people in, say, South America are still on Pentium III Tualatins with, say, 1GB DRAM. They’re on AMD Semprons and Athlon XP’s with 1 or 2GB DRAM. Those computers still work. They’re running Windows XP or even Windows 2000 in some cases. I put something like Debian or Ubuntu (en espanol) on those boxes, and not only are they delighted with the updated functionality (in their language, no less!), but that “old” computer runs at a decent speed with it. Ta-da, GNU/Linux converts. Yes, I *do* put Flash on there. Yes, I *do* put the proprietary nVidious driver on there if need be. Yes, I *do* make sure their iJewelry or smartphones or whatever can connect to said computer. And now they love GNU/Linux. That’s a win.

And I did it on their “old” 32-bit hardware."

Anonymous said...

Professional video expert says Linux video editing sucks and he barely likes Blender. Naturally, freetards are butthurt

Anonymous said...

GNU Linux like Fagora can't compete with STD Linux stribs like Pillow Linux. Currently, I'm successfully able to rcp files between hosts at rates of 0.0001 terra baud. Yep, it might hurt when I piss, but the terra baud. Dude! I command you!

Anonymous said...

You morons think 900MHz can't run Linux because you're too busy drinking the Metro Kool-aid. Ever heard of ANDROID Linux? That's running just fine on 500 MHz phones. Stupid Windrones need to stop talking out of your asses.

Anonymous said...

Like hell it is, assface. Now can I have my Whopper Jr. with fries or do I have to call the manager?

Anonymous said...

ANDROID huh? Do you work for the Google PR department? There's nothing worse then being pissed in your mouth by GNU Linux whilst it shits down your throat and deletes all its pages, except being pissed in your pocket by Google. Get the feck out you Google techno-hip try-hard hipster Pillow...

Anonymous said...

Free upgrade to Windows 10, suck it freetards! Your price has been beat!

Anonymous said...

Like hell it is, assface. Now can I have my Whopper Jr. with fries or do I have to call the manager?

I'll get you your Whopper with extra Nazi mayo slut features!

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah!

Just installed Win10.

Hows your golden Linux shower working for ya. Ya pillows!?

Anonymous said...

Interesting, a search for android phones on bing has results removed for child porn... What does that say about androtards?

Anonymous said...

Android: The choice of the choosy pedophile.

Anonymous said...

God, I fucking hate people who tell me that "Google is your friend."

Especially after you turn to them after an exhaustive Internet search where you got nothing useful. Makes you want to beat them with a crowbar, eh?

Anonymous said...

Your average Linux user.

Anonymous said...

You guys just want to see Linux fail. Well you know what? A misplaced curse comes back to kick your ass. Now it's Microsoft that's failing. And you idiots are sore about it.

And why are you Windrones looking at child porn anyway? You sick fucks need to rot in jail.

Anonymous said...

Everyone I know is installing Windows 10. What lizard world are you living in ....Lintard...

Anonymous said...

Just installed Win10.

Meh. Linux had all those hyped features for years. A cheap knockoff will never be as good as the original.

The masses are ditching Windows because they have witnessed how cool and original Linux is. They're not going to pay for a stupid Vista service pack that copies Linux poorly.

Anonymous said...

Microshit copies KDE = Windows XP and Windows Vista
Microshit tries to copy MacOSX and GNOME = Windows 7
Microshit tries to copy iOS = Windows 8
Microshit copies KDE again = Windows 10

Why bother with cheap, buggy and bloated spyware when I'm perectly satisfied with the real thing?

Anonymous said...

Why bother with cheap, buggy and bloated spyware when I'm perectly satisfied with the real thing?

Interesting perception...freekazoid. Just move on. You're stuck in the past.

...So sick of these Lintards and their constant "I'm not a lizard and I will NEVER install Windblows" shit.

Build a bridge you cock.

Anonymous said...

Shut up Trevor and go some proper work you lacky.

Linux users aren't reptilian so fuck off.

Anonymous said...

"OMG you white and pasty korne shell scripting reptile! It still doesn't work! And there is dandruff and skin flakes on my chair and desk. CHRIST SAKES!".

Anonymous said...

You're stuck in the past.

Your mother is so slow and stupid, she can be emulated on a 486 DX2 computer

Anonymous said...

Say whatever you want Windrones. Microshit is a relic of the past and Metro is a liability.

Think about it. Nokia put a 41-megapixel camera into a phone and it STILL can't sell its product.

Why?

Because it runs on Windows Metro!

Microshit will be the death of Nokia.

Anonymous said...

...So sick of these Lintards and their constant "I'm not a lizard and I will NEVER install Windblows" shit.

We're smart enough to know that Windows IS virusware shit.

We're smart enough to know that Mafiasoft is a dirty company that bribes, corrupts and extorts.

We're smart enough to choose the OS that satisfies all our needs and more.

Got a problem with that, lizard-brain?

Anonymous said...

And for those who said Linux is stuck in the past, go fuck yourself.

It's YOU who haven't used Linux in a decade. All the features that Windows had, Linux had them ages prior.

Now people are realizing that they've been duped by Microshit's lies and FUD.

You're grasping at straws, Metrofags. You will eat your words when Linux buries your stupid bloated Vista upgrade.

Anonymous said...

Linux. The Superior OS For Superior People.

Get smart by switching to Linux, morons.

Anonymous said...

And guess what, Linux experts make big bucks!

Why make fries when you can buy the restaurant and make 100 times over employing your broke butts to serve fries?

Anonymous said...

While you Metrofags keep spouting crap, another bug was found in Windows 7 and 8. LOL! More users will switch to Linux.

2015 is the year Microshit falls hard from its perch.

Anonymous said...

I'd switch to linux but I don't associate with pedophiles and child pornographers.

Anonymous said...

Wait, who the fuck uses SMB2? Fuckoff back to samba, freetard.

Anonymous said...

Your mother is so slow and stupid, she can be emulated on a 486 DX2 computer

I LOLed

Anonymous said...

I'd switch to linux but I don't associate with pedophiles and child pornographers.

So you're saying that universities, banks, casinos, factories, stores, NASA, Dreamworks, the Fortune 500, restaurants hospitals and the military are all diddlers and pedos?

You Windrones must enjoy living alone.

Anonymous said...

^ child rapist

Anonymous said...

Just because you can't accept Windows losing to Linux doesn't mean you have to project your sick pedo fantasies on Linux users.

Anonymous said...

I laughed quite heartily.

Anonymous said...

What kind of man doesn't like jiggly tits?

Freetards. They may be gay.

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Anonymous said...

Pentium III Tualatins with, say, 1GB DRAM. They’re on AMD Semprons and Athlon XP’s with 1 or 2GB DRAM

Very uncommon. These setups typically had 256-512 MB. The extra RAM implies an upgrade. The Tualatin and Athlon XP (and Northwood P4) were the very last of the 32-bit desktop processors, and they still don't carry enough RAM and processing horsepower to handle even a modern phone OS.

Those computers still work. They’re running Windows XP or even Windows 2000 in some cases.

Both better options than Fedora.

that “old” computer runs at a decent speed with it.

No it doesn't. I've tried. And this was true even five years ago when requirements were significantly lower. I can't imagine trying to run something like Fedora or Ubuntu on an early 2000s PC with 256 MB RAM and 8 MB of non-3D accelerated video memory. Hell, WiFi routers ship with dual core 1 GHz processors and 256 MB RAM.

You morons think 900MHz can't run Linux because you're too busy drinking the Metro Kool-aid.

Actually it's because the Celeron was gimped by bus and cache and effectively operated at less than the 500 MHz ARM processor.

Anonymous said...

suspect eventual speed gains are offset by the need to deal with larger executables and libraries.

Man these people are out of touch. x86-64 has multiple design elements (e.g. more registers) that make it faster than x86, even on computers with 2 GB RAM.

Lubuntu to state it would support i586 as a minimum

Yeah, because it's totally like 486 has been a viable option at any time in the past 15 years.

even the Z80 is still made today

Hasn't been for desktop purposes since the late 80s, and all of those companies failed hard for not successfully pushing into 16 and 32 bit computing.

Anonymous said...

Professional video expert says Linux video editing sucks and he barely likes Blender. Naturally, freetards are butthurt

They must have removed the guy's article for the link to not exist. If it doesn't conform to the "Linux iz better then Windoze, derp!" propaganda, it's gone. That's freetardism for ya.

Anonymous said...

Martin Luther King liked to quote Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi a lot. But if he really bothered to read while taking a break from shagging prostitutes, he would have learned that Gandhi hated black people with a passion. When he served in the British South African army as a seargent major, he killed those Zulus with a smile on his face. When he lived in Durban, he voiced his loathing of the black South African through a newspaper that he ran for several years. Gandhi actively campaigned in vain to get the discrimination laws of that time to be changed so that Indians would not be lumped in the same group as blacks. When Gandhi was locked up at a prison in Johannesburg, he protested against being in the same cells as the "dirty kaffirs".

Oh yes, Mohandas Gandhi hated the dark skin, which he and his wealthy high-caste family enjoyed spitting on in his home country of India. People only felt sorry for Gandhi because he starved himself to death in protest against the British occupation of India, but that still makes him no less of a bigot. If Gandhi had lived long enough to see Martin Luther King, he would have called him a stupid nigger in his face.

Anonymous said...

The funny thing about Indians is that not a single one of them protested against Apartheid or Jim Crow. They just carried on with their businesses, quietly complying with the laws while happily watching the blacks outside getting hosed, beaten, shot and mauled by dogs.

But now that nonwhites have equal rights, they claim to have been rooting behind the blacks. Sure, Kumar, if convincing people that paying $70 for a $45 item is a bargain counts as civil rights.

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Endless Possibilities said...

What shall I do with Linux today? The possibilities are endless.

....because in a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?

Anonymous said...

I think blowjob/handjobs would be much better with an animated penis instead of a wood log.

Anonymous said...

A world without fences huh? You stupid krustified korne eating lizard pokers need to come on over to the world where things "just work". Your best friends Red Hat are changing your init system to systemd I hear. I also heard that it's a piece of sheet and it's taring scales off you fat homo Lintard lovers. HAHA!

Anonymous said...

But have you tried Arch?

Anonymous said...

I just gave myself a blowjob.

Anonymous said...

That's nice, have you tried Arch? It's simplicity makes blowjobs fun again.

Endless Possibilities said...

A world without fences huh? You stupid krustified korne eating lizard pokers need to come on over to the world where things "just work". Your best friends Red Hat are changing your init system to systemd I hear. I also heard that it's a piece of sheet and it's taring scales off you fat homo Lintard lovers. HAHA!

Your hate doesn't bother me, man. I'm free, man. Completely free. No walls. No Windows. No fences. No Gates. Just freedom.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...


I'm over here

Anonymous said...

As mentioned earlier, today's journalists are no different from the paparazzi. Notice that as soon as interest in the Bill Cosby rape allegations waned, the accusers just vanished back into the woodwork. None of the journalists bothered to ask them real questions, like why they waited 20 - 30 years to come forth, and why they never reported their rapes to the police. Back then, Bill Cosby was enjoying his 15 minutes of fame, and a rape scandal surely would have destroyed his career right then and there.

But alas, no journalists had the balls to interview the women. They just made half-hour "reports" based on rumors, gossip and biographies of the alleged victims(who clearly had nothing going on in their pathetic lives before and after meeting Bill Cosby).

Anonymous said...

11 Technologies That Piss Off Linus Torvalds

If you mention any of these to Torvalds, he will calmly give you a pleasant explanation as to why you should cease to speak of them.

Anonymous said...

"Ironically, Steve Jobs once tried to hire Torvalds to work on OS X, but was rebuffed when Torvalds was told it would mean having to give up Linux development, not to mention having to work on an operating that had its roots in Mach."

Wow! What a fucking idiot! There was his chance to get rich idiots and hipsters to use Linux, schmooze with Hollywood celebrities, generate the "cool" factor that he desired, capture 10% of the market AND make a shitload of money. And he blew it? Talk about bad decisions.

Bet he's punching himself in the balls every time he thinks about it.

Anonymous said...

Not as bad as whats-his-face who was the third wheel of the Jobs-Woz duo but got cold feet and dropped out of Apple after like a week and sold his share for some mega millions scratch-offs.

Anonymous said...

I'm tired of using Google Play because they only have properietary Android apps. I'm getting F-Droid, so that I can use only open-source Android apps. I want to be completely free from the oppressive system!

Anonymous said...

You got to admit, though, emacs IS a giant steaming pile of shit.

Anonymous said...

Also having to turn off adblock just to view your shitty slideshow just makes me want to slap a bitch around.

Anonymous said...

Jean-Louis Gassée, a former Apple executive who created BeOS in the mid 1990s, also had a chance to create OSX. But he got greedy and put all his chips into trying to arm-twist Jobs into accepting his OS. When that failed, Gassée still had a chance to make BeOS a Windows alternative. At that time, people hated Windows 9X, and the freetards were too busy jerking off to furry porn to capitalize on that opportunity. But somehow, Gassée fucked up that chance spectacularly, and now BeOS is history. Sad, really, because BeOS WAS fast and intuitive, unlike Linux.

Anonymous said...

speaking of BeOS, the Haiku project is a great big joke. 14 years and they STILL haven't got anything worth using!

Anonymous said...

Just as Cory Doctorow predicted.

Anonymous said...

>At that time, people hated Windows 9X ...

Nonsense

Anonymous said...

Nonsense or perfect sense, there was a nice big marketing gap somewhere between 1998 and 2001 that both Linux and BeOS could have filled up. Both fucked up where it mattered. In the case of Linux, they lost the ball completely when their infighting escalated and suddenly, dozens of distros popped up like warts. And they expected the public to embrace Torvald's creation by trying out every single distro! BeOS, on the other hand, just had a shit marketing campain (if there was one in the first place). By the time Windows XP was rolled out, whatever opportunity that was available to secure a decent marketshare closed up tight.

Richard Stallman said...

You got to admit, though, emacs IS a giant steaming pile of shit.

I demand a full and complete apology from you and every member of this blog for your slanderous comments. Emacs, in particular, GNU Emacs, is the best text editor for getting tasks completed efficiently. You can do anything with Emacs, including the option of browsing the Internet and watching video. Your ignorance and bias astounds and infuriates me.

Anonymous said...

Nonsense or perfect sense

I know you repeat here since years that there was a window of opportunity in the 90s. I really don't see this. This was the time of Windows 98 SE and Windows 2000 we are talking about, isn't it. In my memory, I may be wrong here, were these perfectly fine versions. At this time Linux sucked very very hard. This was a time where building a network with Linux was impossible, the windows managers sucked exactly as hard as they do now. I may be wrong, but in my memory the gap between Linux and a working OS has been a constant until now.

recaptcha session expired, lolwut?

Anonymous said...

LOL! Microshit is desparate! They're going to dish out Windows 10 for free! They're even copying Apple's Siri app and Valve's Steam client.

No fucking shame! Mafiasoft's crooked tactics are out in the open.

Anonymous said...

Your ignorance and bias astounds and infuriates me.

Here's some toe jam, old man. Now if you'll excuse me I have to find a working text editor to rewrite all these plugins that your wonderful operating system broke at the last release.

Anonymous said...

Torvalds insists that every piece of hardware in existence works with Linux. Even ancient decommissioned tech.

Anonymous said...

Mafiasoft's crooked tactics are out in the open.

This is why I use Archlinux...always the latest OS with always the latest programs.

Anonymous said...

but have you tried looking up the Wikipedia articles on

Shut the fuck up, Joe.

Anonymous said...

Notice that as soon as interest in the Bill Cosby rape allegations waned, the accusers just vanished back into the woodwork. None of the journalists bothered to ask them real questions, like why they waited 20 - 30 years to come forth, and why they never reported their rapes to the police. Back then, Bill Cosby was enjoying his 15 minutes of fame, and a rape scandal surely would have destroyed his career right then and there.

But alas, no journalists had the balls to interview the women. They just made half-hour "reports" based on rumors, gossip and biographies of the alleged victims(who clearly had nothing going on in their pathetic lives before and after meeting Bill Cosby).


Someone pointed out that there's not even a PHOTO of any of these women with Bill Cosby. Sure, it wasn't the OMG-Facebook-Selfie-everything-I'm-doing!!!! generation thanks to film cameras. But damn, you're with a big celebrity and you don't have one picture? At a party or event? A sneaky polaroid? Can anyone confirm this aspect?

The other problem is all the "almost raped me" stories. Beverly Johnson was the trump card, being a notable black; but her story doesn't add up: "he drugged me but I somehow fought back, and then he put me in a taxi home". Uwotm8? So he drugged and attempted to rape you and you just went home (via TAXI, so now there's a record of the ride and another witness, the driver)? You didn't go to the hospital to find out what he had drugged you with? You didn't run to the police, ever? You didn't tell anyone, until NOW?

Fortunately, it looks like this media hit-job failed.

Richard Stallman said...

Here's some toe jam, old man.

Your offering of appeasement is greatly appreciated.

*munch* *chew* *munch* *burp*

Anonymous said...

You didn't go to the hospital to find out what he had drugged you with?

Feminists will claim that the date-rape drugs magically disappear without a trace (or chemically react into H2O and CO2) by the time the "victim" sets foot in the hospital. Rapists must be getting their roofies from the CIA or something.

Anonymous said...

"I like the looks of Haiku and its goals and even installed BeOS years ago on a new drive just to try it out before the drive needed to be formatted for Win98 use. However I have to take issue with one part of this article when it says the OS only uses 170 MB of memory. ONLY 170 MB? It goes to show you just how bad things have gotten if 170 million byes of memory just to run an OS is considered slim. I still own a Mac II and Mac Quadra that can boot up from a single floppy with just two files on it. At 170 MB, Haiku wouldn't have enough memory to run on some of my computers as late as my PowerPC G3 and Intel Pentium II machines, and it won't even fit on a few hard drives I own. OS's today shouldn't be more than a few MB at most and should be coded in assembly. So bloat, waste and loss of speed look to be as much a part of Haiku as with Windows, OS X, and Linux."

Anonymous said...

Feminists will claim that the date-rape drugs magically disappear without a trace (or chemically react into H2O and CO2) by the time the "victim" sets foot in the hospital. Rapists must be getting their roofies from the CIA or something.

I would just be worried that I'd have a severe reaction to whatever it was, or perhaps it was poisonous. I'd be in the ER straight away, having them observe me. Who knows what a person who attempted to assault me would be capable of. He could have been a serial killer for all she knew. She was already in a taxi (that Cosby apparently called and paid for), why not tell the driver to take her to the hospital?

But eh, she just rode home to her apartment and didn't think it was worth mentioning until last year. Perfectly natural.

Anonymous said...

Of course, see Bill Cosby has super semen that brainwashes women into not reporting raep. Everybody knows that.

Anonymous said...

lol, Linux users are one thing, but the Haiku/BeOS nutjobs are on a whole 'nother level.

Anonymous said...

I laughed so hard I hit my wife.

Anonymous said...

OS's today shouldn't be more than a few MB at most and should be coded in assembly.

What is it with freetards and minimalism? Until coders find better ways of compressing 64-bit and 128-bit OSes onto the equivalent of floppies, either shut the fuck up and spend the extra $50 on a generic hard drive and a stick of RAM, or pray that the neighbors finally threw their old dual-core Celeron in the dumpster.

Anonymous said...

I would just be worried that I'd have a severe reaction to whatever it was, or perhaps it was poisonous.

Exactly! Since the roofies that are obtained are homemade concoctions, you never know if they used embalming fluid or radiator cleaner in that shit.

Going home would be a really stupid idea if you suspect that your drink was spiked.

They need to do a Mythbusters episode on date rape drugs.

Anonymous said...

Do you really want to watch Jamie get raped by Adam in the name of science?

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Anonymous said...

Did you really mean to advertise your shitty linux service on a blog where even the pro-linux trolls hate linux?

sunil gupta said...

I got complete red hat linux training and certification from techgrills systems pvt. ltd.

Anonymous said...

What is it with freetards and minimalism?

The computer should NEVER work hard. The CPU usage should ALWAYS be at a minimum and RAM should never be fully used. The computer should be as comfortable as possible. It's your job as a user to constantly monitor the machine to make sure it's not working too hard. That's why you should have gkrellm, gdesklets CPU monitor, and "top" running in a terminal at ALL TIMES. AT ALL TIMES!

Anonymous said...

sunil gupta said...

I got complete red hat linux training and certification from techgrills systems pvt. ltd.


Shit just got real.

sunil gupta said...
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Anonymous said...

This will not end well.

Anonymous said...

http://www.haiku-os.org/

Haiku is a new open-source operating system

LOL, "new". What is it with freetards and claiming 90s tech is
new?

I'm surprised they have even $1400 toward their fundraising goal.

Dieter T. Schmidtz, esq. said...

I got complete haiku certification from from techgrills systems pvt. ltd.

Anonymous said...

there was a nice big marketing gap somewhere between 1998 and 2001

Never really thought about it, but you're right. 98SE was very quiet, probably because it was a bugfix edition, and the unifying NT5 system was supposed to hit mid-to-late 1999. XP was basically two years late from a home user perspective.

And they expected the public to embrace Torvald's creation by trying out every single distro!

And ignored complaints that the software sucked regardless of distro. "What you you expect for free! I'd like to see you do better!" Well, asshole, you're the one who badgered me into using this fucking thing and now you're saying it's my problem?

BeOS, on the other hand, just had a shit marketing campain (if there was one in the first place).

The only "marketing" I remember is "The best OS you never heard of" articles on sites like Slashdot. BeOS was only somewhat above really obscure platforms like AtheOS. I don't know how they lasted as long as they did. I have never in my life seen or heard of BeOS in the wild.

Anonymous said...

At this time Linux sucked very very hard.

Linux always sucked but it was like a 5/10 when Windows was 7/10. Linux was arguably within striking distance from circa 1996-2000. There was a ton of money in FOSS at this time, and the momentum behind Linux was huge. It really seemed inevitable that we'd all switch to it at any time.

the gap between Linux and a working OS has been a constant until now.

Nah, it's grown since 2000, the dotcom crash and Red Hat leaving the general user market. Linux was on the ropes until Shuttleman put it on life support in 2004, where it has remained since. All Ubuntu has managed to do is keep the gap somewhat constant over a 10 year period.

Anonymous said...

Linus Torvalds Keeps Code in the Kernel for Just One User

This is what makes the Linux kernel great, if nothing else


This is evidence of mission drift and cruft, something these same people criticize Microsoft for. How can they justify calling anything "bloatware" when they literally maintain code for a single person?

Of course if Linux had a stable API and ABI none of this would matter and the user could maintain his own module. But, no, the reality of Linux means that every contributor must know the entire kernel inside and out--every version--until the end of time. Any little change to any variable or function and BAM! everything breaks.

Anonymous said...

I got complete haiku certification from from techgrills systems pvt. ltd.

More like Chipotle Mexican Grill.



Nomsayin'?

Anonymous said...

All Ubuntu has managed to do is keep the gap somewhat constant over a 10 year period.

Nah, they've gone out of their way to make linux on the desktop much worse than it needs to be so the gap is actually much larger than what it was pre-'04.

Anonymous said...

A sneaky polaroid?

Yeah, producing a never seen before photo of just Cosby himself at a recognizable event would go a long way toward establishing some sort of scenario.

So he drugged and attempted to rape you and you just went home (via TAXI

And she wasn't so freaked out and/or lethargic that the cabbie didn't radio in and request police assistance in handling an obviously distressed woman? I mean the cabbie himself would be concerned about how he looks in the situation, even back in the less politically correct 80s and 90s.

Anonymous said...

What is it with freetards and minimalism?

It's 70s and 80s coders in general. They wax on about how they crammed code into 64K but neglect to consider the severe limitations of both the executed code and how complex (useful) the resulting designs could be.

Hell, even Steve Gibson still lectures about how everyone should write everything in assembler with no external libraries because linking libraries might add 100K to the EXE.

Anonymous said...

I saw "techgrills" and thought it was going to be photos of feminists with blue hair and piercings making duck faces while wearing $40 T-Shirts bought from Think Geek or Busted Tees.

Anonymous said...

Nah, they've gone out of their way to make linux on the desktop much worse than it needs to be so the gap is actually much larger than what it was pre-'04.

I guess you're right. Other than Parted Magic I don't think I've actually used Linux GUI in years.

Anonymous said...

Also, something I overlooked -- she had a doorman:

She claimed she kept repeating that louder and louder until Cosby dragged her outside and into a taxi. She said she doesn't remember anything after she got into the taxi, and even though the driver took her home, where she had a doorman, she didn't ask the doorman the next day what had happened to her, claiming she was too embarrassed.

Johnson said she doesn't think he raped her, but she recalled feeling a loss the day after.


So there was Cosby who "dragged" her into a taxi while the driver must have been watching the whole thing. Then there's the doorman at her apartment building who must have seen her drugged up when he opened the taxi door and let her into her building.

Anyway I wonder if these guys are still alive and if so, why no "journalist" has chased them down to get their statements?

Anonymous said...

Anyway I wonder if these guys are still alive and if so, why no "journalist" has chased them down to get their statements?

Seeing the most popular actor on TV at the time dragging around a screaming, struggling woman and stuffing her into a cab just isn't something you remember.

Anonymous said...

Kinda like that time Heath Ledger cornholed you in front of the 7-11 on 8th street. You aren't going to remember it at all.

Anonymous said...

I can totally vouch for TechGrills certification. But even better is www.bluecertification.com.xxx/offers.

I simply sent through my credit card details and personal details. I was then faxed an official degree in Cisco plus a voucher for 1 years worth of blow jobs at Stellar Blue Escorts.

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Anonymous said...

.com.xxx is a pinnacle of the genre

Anonymous said...

What's this phenomenon of White women going to Dubai and being obsessed with Dubai? And they're usually red heads? Anyone else come across this?

Anonymous said...

They're not real redheads. They're feminist redheads. Feminists love rich Arabs because they can feel protected and fighting injustice ("islamophobia") at the same time.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

To CLIFFORD MARY,

I didn't leave you for 'no reason'. I left you because YOU WOULDN'T GIVE BLOWIES ANYMORE....And because you installed Fedora with Systemd.

I can handle no blow jobs, but using a pees a shyt with systemd... I'd rather get blowies from fido.

Anonymous said...

Monco's on the rag, look out

Anonymous said...

I was in the children's section and found a toy boob sitting among the stuffed animals. Turned a corner and WHAM, dildos everywhere. Dildos as far as the eye could see.

Anonymous said...

LHB Weekend Morning Wakeup #LHBWMW

Anonymous said...

How much BBC has Katty Kay taken?

Anonymous said...

She looks bored.

Anonymous said...

She looks bored.

Because the White beta behind the camera keeps asking her to look into it and pose because he needs more shots to edit on his Macbook, when she really just wants to let loose and fuck dat alpha dikk nomsayin.

Anonymous said...

Came in expecting a certain race. Left satisfied.

Anonymous said...

The computer should NEVER work hard. The CPU usage should ALWAYS be at a minimum and RAM should never be fully used. The computer should be as comfortable as possible. It's your job as a user to constantly monitor the machine to make sure it's not working too hard. That's why you should have gkrellm, gdesklets CPU monitor, and "top" running in a terminal at ALL TIMES. AT ALL TIMES!

Geeks/men are like this with all sorts of things. For example a man will spend tens of thousands buying/building/restoring the car of his dreams and then get hard over the odometer never moving.

My favorite was researching batteries. I'd come across posts like:

"Hello I live in an area with bad power and we run through UPS batteries after months. Is there a difference between brands? We'd actually pay a premium for long life batteries. Thanks."

To be met with:

"Well I never! Batteries are NEVER EVER to be discharged below 90%! They must be kept at 65 deg F AT ALL TIMES. Some people get really angry at animal abuse and battery abuse is no different! You, sir, are a battery destroyer! A BATTERY DESTROYER! I've had the same battery since 1975! 1-9-7-5!!! You know why? BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY BATTERIES! BATTERIES ARE PEOPLE TOO!"

Fucking christ, the batteries are doing their job, just like a fully loaded computer is. It's like men's paternal instincts get rewired or something and they treat inanimate object like pets or children.

Maybe it's a fear of death thing or something, like they extend their own lives if they keep the odometer low or get a $9 battery to survive for 5+ years by making it do nothing.

Anonymous said...

So if you had a '69 Charger Daytona you would be put several hundred thousand miles on it?

Anonymous said...

-be

Kurkosdr said...

Vote Golden Dawn. Vote for child rape. I am Kurkosdr and I approve this message.

Anonymous said...

You can just take a seat over there.

Anonymous said...

One huge reason why the date rape is based on bullshit is because most men are turned OFF by lack of consent. Every guy has a horror story about a girl who just laid there in bed, refusing to react to anything he did to her. The reason why Fleshlights, blow-up dolls and other male sex toys will never be as popular as vibrators is because most guys find the idea of banging an inanimate object to be as repulsive as necrophilia.

Suppose a man wants to date-rape a woman.
* Firstly, he has to obtain the drugs somehow. And that is easier said than done because the dealers either don't have it, or don't want to be identified as the holders.
* If he manages to source the drugs, then comes the problem of slipping them into the girl's drink. Very hard to do at a bar, club or party.
* If he successfully drugs the girl unnoticed, he has to somehow drag her fat, drunk ass to a secluded spot where he can get his freak on without getting caught by her friends, her orbiters, the multitudes of human beings around him, and any security cameras in the area.
* If even the slightest thing goes wrong, he’s looking at jail time and anal rape without roofies.
* If he succeeds, all he has to look forward to is a few minutes of sex with what’s basically a living corpse. Assuming he even manages to get hard watching her unconscious body laying there.

If a man needs to go to all that effort to drug and rape a girl without getting caught, he might as well just ask her out.

Personally if you wanna fuck a girl, go to a rave. She will already be fucked up on her own free will, and she is likely to walk to your car herself, take her clothes off herself, and hop on your dick herself. Most of the time, she's so fucked up, she won't remember your face by the time the shrooms or jimsonweed tea wears off.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised they have even $1400 toward their fundraising goal.

If a 5-member Chinese can get a proprietary contemporary OS up and running from scratch for their dual-SIM mobile devices within months for a shitload less than $700, complete with networking, file systems, package managers and a slick GUI, what's the freetard's excuse? Why does Mozilla need a billion dollars to update a WEB BROWSER APP? A fucking app? Why does Haiku need over 30 grand to get their BeOS clone in production when they've had a decade and a half timespan to mimic the source code of the original using their own damn money? They're obviously not using the donation funds to buy hookers and cocaine, because if they did, they would realize that they are wasting their time.

Anonymous said...

And they expected the public to embrace Torvald's creation by trying out every single distro!


Ah, late 1999 and early 2000. That was a nightmarish time when Best Buy, Walmart, and Office Max had no less than 12 Linux distros on the shelf, each costing over $70 per box. Freetards advocate trying out a distro that suits your flavor, but do they mean to tell me that I had to fork out $70 TWELVE FUCKING TIMES just to find the perfect Linux flavor. I tried 4 distros (Debian, Corel, Mandrake and Red Hat) before giving up and installing my neighbor's copy of Windows 98. The funny thing is, I read product reviews, and they gave glowing ratings for ALL of the Linux distros that I tried out. Guess they had freetards in their publication teams. Going online for Linux help resulted in PAGES of tactlessly-worded "Read The Fucking Manual" or "You're A Stupid User" replies.

I'll bet that the freetards guaranteed that Linux would never break the 1% barrier on its own by releasing glitchy prototype distros on retail shelves, LYING to the masses about how awesome Linux is, and then acting like assholes to newbies. People remember that shit, and if anything, that has permanently stained the brand character of Linux big time.

Anonymous said...

And ignored complaints that the software sucked regardless of distro. "What you you expect for free! I'd like to see you do better!" Well, asshole, you're the one who badgered me into using this fucking thing and now you're saying it's my problem?

Yes, freetards are exactly why people have abortions.

The local soup kitchen provides better customer service than the entire Linux community. And you can see that the donation money is immediately used for a good, visible cause that matters.

Speaking of which, why is there no accounting system to track down what the freetards do with donation funds? It just disappears inexplicably, and they bring out the begging bowl again.

I'd rather donate to Amway than a freetard's Kickstarter project. At least I'll know that Amway members squander my money on their bosses' luxury holiday trips and 5-star casino hotel accomodation.

Anonymous said...

People Who Annoy You

N _ G G E R S

Anonymous said...

Rule 34: Amendment 7: Clause 69

If a film or print series is remade for contemporary audiences, any

existing porn of said series increases tenfold
(NB: I never knew that many people had a hard-on for

Smurfette! Shit! Did I wake up in Hell recently?

Anonymous said...

If a woman dresses like a whore, drinks like a sailor, and walks around in the ghetto alone at 3am, she deserves to wake up in an alley with a torn dress and a cunt full of jizz. She knows that's going to happen, and still she proceeds to behave in a way that makes it happen, therefore she deserves it. Simple common sense. Put a T-bone steak on the sidewalk, don't get mad if a stray dog runs off with it.

Anonymous said...

^ rapes cats

Anonymous said...

Person buying stolen key from shady jackass whines when game is removed from his account

Anonymous said...

What's up people.

Anonymous said...

NB: I never knew that many people had a hard-on for Smurfette! Shit! Did I wake up in Hell recently?

Why are you browsing for Smurfette porn in the first place? Bet it's not because blue is your favorite color.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to Golden Dawn!

WPWW 1488

Anonymous said...

If I were a bank guard in a superhero comic, and the Joker showed up, I would let him rob the place. Hell, I'd give him the keys to the fucking vault.

Why guard an institution that took away your grandpa's home and your car after the economy melted down as a result of it playing Russian Roulette with your money? The Joker would actually be a hero here, even if he burns half the money just to piss off Bruce Wayne.

Anonymous said...

Linux was on the ropes until Shuttleman put it on life support in 2004, where it has

remained since.


I wish Shuttlecock's spaceship never made it back to Earth.

Anonymous said...

Every time I hear the word "Durden" I imagine a Downs Syndrome retard whose only reason for attending public school with normal kids is political correctness.

That's why I laugh uncontrollably when I hear about freetards bragging about their souped-up AMD Duron/Pentium 3 Durdenstations.

Anonymous said...

Weeaboos love all things Japan. Yet most of them suck at Virtua Fighter. That game is big over in that country, with people holding monthly televised tournaments complete with announcers. Virtua Fighter in Japan is like Starcraft in South Korea. Surely the weeaboos should know that obvious fact about their favorite country. Otherwise they wouldn't be fawning over a girly game like Final Fantasy.

They should also know that samurai and bushido students are better archers than swordsmen.

Anonymous said...

They teach bukake in schools over there?

Anonymous said...

What is that, food?

Anonymous said...

Beautiful Greek woman celebrates election victory

Anonymous said...

Why did Greece elect Syria? I thought Dr. Bashar was still in charge of Syria??

Anonymous said...

They teach bukake in schools over there?

It's a requirement for all females to learn it when they grow pubic hair. The top students automatically get recruited by the Yakuza's porn studios. The failures are sent to Rio Di Janeiro to learn Capoeria from RBA Rastafarians until they master the art of bukake.

Anonymous said...

You know what Linux needs? More propaganda posters.

Anonymous said...

Why did Greece elect Syria? I thought Dr. Bashar was still in charge of Syria??

Exactly. They basically invited Dr. Bashar to manage their political situation since they've become bored with the germans.

Anonymous said...

One huge reason why the date rape is based on bullshit is because most men are turned OFF by lack of consent.

Most of what women/feminists say is projection. When they say men get off on power and domination it means they themselves get off on power and domination. That's why men are so confused when they hear this talk: they really aren't like that.

Firstly, he has to obtain the drugs somehow. And that is easier said than done because the dealers either don't have it, or don't want to be identified as the holders.

Never thought about it before, but, yeah, carrying ruffies would certainly attract more attention than weed or even cocaine.

If he successfully drugs the girl unnoticed, he has to somehow drag her fat, drunk ass to a secluded spot where he can get his freak on without getting caught by her friends, her orbiters, the multitudes of human beings around him, and any security cameras in the area.

Which makes all these "somehow I woke up in my bed the next day alone" stories ludicrous. How on earth can a man drag your incapacitated body into your home territory unnoticed? Most men cannot easily move 135 lbs of dead weight around, and hardly any can move that around without dragging, which leaves all sorts of physical evidence.

If a man needs to go to all that effort to drug and rape a girl without getting caught, he might as well just ask her out.

Or hire a prostitute, who will gladly pretend to be a corpse. But the counter argument to that is the ol' "to men sex/rape is about power and domination".

Anonymous said...

I had to fork out $70 TWELVE FUCKING TIMES

There is a cost to freedom from the discounted $30 Microsoft tax you paid with your $1500 PC.

Going online for Linux help resulted in PAGES of tactlessly-worded "Read The Fucking Manual" or "You're A Stupid User" replies.

That's the worst, and the most trafficked (vitriolic) threads rise to the top of search rankings, so when someone really is trying to find the fucking answer, results are dominated by "We're tired of answering this question," "RTFM," "Create a new thread for this," "Respond in an existing thread for this," "Did you even try to search before asking?" etc.

I'd rather donate to Amway than a freetard's Kickstarter project. At least I'll know that Amway members squander my money on their bosses' luxury holiday trips and 5-star casino hotel accomodation.

I think I'd rather read about that than "Thanks to your donations I was able to procure a SparcStation 20 and an IBM 286 with Microchannel. Expect support for this soon!!!"

Anonymous said...

I never knew that many people had a hard-on for Smurfette! Shit! Did I wake up in Hell recently?

Better than Twilight Sparkles at least. Don't forget Gadget from Rescue Rangers.

Personally I liked Minerva from Animaniacs but they pulled her skits because I guess they didn't like an uptight gold digger who uses sexuality as a weapon in a kids show.

Anonymous said...

Put a T-bone steak on the sidewalk, don't get mad if a stray dog runs off with it.

Don't tell me not to put T-bone steaks on the sidewalk, tell your dog not to eat T-bone steaks on the sidewalk!

Anonymous said...

beel causby wrape me, why you no believe??

Anonymous said...

Person buying stolen key from shady jackass whines when game is removed from his account

g2a and Kinguin are two of the biggest online resellers, and if there's admonitions to stay away from them I haven't heard them. On the surface, Humble Bundle seems shadier than either, but I never had a problem with them, either.

Anonymous said...

I thought Dr. Bashar was still in charge of Syria??

Wow, first the Kardashians and now Syria

Anonymous said...

Pretty soon they'll bring in the Klingons or the Romulans.

Anonymous said...

Brazil teaches Coprophagia to Japanese failures?

Anonymous said...

Fuck you and your stupid CSI, too, CBS!

Anonymous said...

How much longer does the world have to live with that Nazi Angela Merkel???

Anonymous said...

You're worried about Nazis? Dude, wake up. Greece just elected Syria to lead its government.

Anonymous said...

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